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| #206158 - lol Advice knows all, sees all, is all. at your current p… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/08/2016 on Advice - love advice,... | 0 |
 I guess. I just noticed a lot celeb's just slick their hair back if it's curly and so I grew it out a bit and bam. I plan on growing it out more too | ||
| #206156 - IMO keep it as you are, add a scarf and be a hipster [+] (3 new replies) | 01/08/2016 on Advice - love advice,... | 0 |
| actually did buy some scarves recently lol. Not trying to go for the hipster look, I just didn't like having a "boring" look anymore and this is the first thing I tried I guess. I just noticed a lot celeb's just slick their hair back if it's curly and so I grew it out a bit and bam. I plan on growing it out more too | ||
| #89 - depending on your work out, you may have to do more intensive … | 01/08/2016 on just do it | +1 |
| #205 - there have been a few debates, more of her Email issues have b… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/07/2016 on Anon works with black people | 0 |
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| #42 - no problem man, and good luck | 01/07/2016 on Working the core | 0 |
| #48 - how have I not seen this before, this is beautiful and thank y… | 01/07/2016 on Water | +2 |
| #70 - 2001+15 American time stood still after 9/11 | 01/07/2016 on [ C U R R E N T - Y E A R ] | 0 |
| #183 - style is more than a combover, it's your clothes and how you p… | 01/07/2016 on Anon works with black people | 0 |
| #50 - nah it's good | 01/07/2016 on sounds like it | 0 |
| #2 - oh god do I regret my name now | 01/07/2016 on bigni's profile | 0 |
| #171 - i love you too citizen [+] (3 new replies) | 01/07/2016 on Anon works with black people | +1 |
 So if you are a sovereign citizen of the internet can you go on any site and shitpost porn and not get banned? | ||
| #167 - >few months back [+] (3 new replies) | 01/07/2016 on Anon works with black people | 0 |
 Yes a few months back, do you really think black people have collectively pulled a complete 180 and begun to support Trump since August? While his national favorability may have fluctuated a bit, the poll showed a spread of over 100 between Clinton and Trump. She has Obama-like numbers. It's inconceivable that this has meaningfully changed in a matter of months, seeing as there hasn't been any sort of major scandal. there have been a few debates, more of her Email issues have been discovered, and I've seen a large number of my democrat friends (some black) get pissed at her and the rest of the party for practically covering up sanders with little coverage, something trump has a lot of. #212 -
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| #14 - Madhouse did a great job with the marvel: black widow and puni… | 01/07/2016 on Pounding a girl with the... | +1 |
| #3 - I've experienced this myself, out of all the pastey white peop… [+] (22 new replies) | 01/07/2016 on Anon works with black people | +138 |
| Despite you and this anon's anecdotal evidence, this is literally the opposite of true. In a gallup pole a few months back, Hillary had a 68% net favorability rating percentage who say they approve of a candidate minus percentage who say they disapprove among black voters, which is miles ahead of any other candidate in the field (Sanders was next with 23%). Trump came in dead last with -48%. Source: www.gallup.com/poll/184547/clinton-favorability-strong-among-black-americans.aspx?utm_source=Politics&utm_medium=newsfeed&utm_campaign=tiles Yes a few months back, do you really think black people have collectively pulled a complete 180 and begun to support Trump since August? While his national favorability may have fluctuated a bit, the poll showed a spread of over 100 between Clinton and Trump. She has Obama-like numbers. It's inconceivable that this has meaningfully changed in a matter of months, seeing as there hasn't been any sort of major scandal. there have been a few debates, more of her Email issues have been discovered, and I've seen a large number of my democrat friends (some black) get pissed at her and the rest of the party for practically covering up sanders with little coverage, something trump has a lot of. #212 -
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anon (01/07/2016) [-] "Trump knows style" Wat The guy with the world's most ridiculous combover? Style? #78 -
anon (01/07/2016) [-]  and what is he supposed to do anyway, go bald? #207 -
anon (01/07/2016) [-] Yes. Once you get to that point you go full bald. Anything else is just inability to face reality. So if you are a sovereign citizen of the internet can you go on any site and shitpost porn and not get banned?  Also Hillary will say and do anything as long as people vote for her... | ||
| #25 - forgot a dash of self-indulgence [+] (3 new replies) | 01/07/2016 on My puttanesca sauce really... | +3 |
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| #17 - why wait for them to commit to death when you can give them a … | 01/07/2016 on Death | 0 |
| #42009 - no problem | 01/07/2016 on Fitness - muscle and... | 0 |
| #43 - this trend needs to continue [+] (1 new reply) | 01/07/2016 on u wot m8? | +2 |
| #78 - when the last 3 mentions in a minute have been on gay board as… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/07/2016 on True | +3 |
 Well you're great at expanding things advice ! especially my dong ;) | ||
| #93 - more.... or less ;) [+] (1 new reply) | 01/07/2016 on What it's like to browse... | 0 |
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| #79 - maybe you have, mods aren't allowed to step away from the computer [+] (3 new replies) | 01/07/2016 on What it's like to browse... | +3 |
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| #46 - I hope this goes on for a while. The movie hasn't even been ou… | 01/06/2016 on High Res Loyalty | +1 |
| #2040 - can't stump this trump, and can't unhump your rump either. [+] (1 new reply) | 01/06/2016 on what does FJ look like? | 0 |
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| #2035 - M'friend! *tips friendzone* [+] (3 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on what does FJ look like? | 0 |
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| #2033 - get fukt? more like about to have a sword-fight [+] (5 new replies) | 01/06/2016 on what does FJ look like? | 0 |
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-] Man I'd like to be a father too but I don't like the idea of putting anyone here. It sounds awesome to raise a Child. I'm probably sterile as well
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-] Meh I have frozen sperm anyway.
How do you test that?
How do you test that?
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victhree (08/13/2015) [-] Advice, I've been unjustly banned for spam comments I never made. Is there any way I can repeal the ban?
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xblthatguy (07/21/2015) [-] Ehe. Nah. I didn't come for counseling, I just wanted to pop-in and say goodnight.
Have a good day, Advi!
Have a good day, Advi!
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auronexplains (07/11/2015) [-] Anybody who likes Final Fantasy is alright in my book. Go get 'em tiger.
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naydon (07/05/2015) [-]
I guess you don't add randomers but thats understandable. So I'd like advice on something you didnt reply to earlier, as well as another moderator not answering also. If I were to leave comments and replies to everything you posted on this site that were hateful and mean. You'd block me, now am I allowed to continue making new accounts to bypass the block and continue harassing you?
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advice 
(07/06/2015) [-] I did add you I was just away leveling WoW characters before my bonus exp ran out.
If you leave consistently bad comments on someone's page with an ill intent, and they block you, then creating a new account to get around that block would be further harassing, and it would also be obvious that it was you on the second account too.
If you leave consistently bad comments on someone's page with an ill intent, and they block you, then creating a new account to get around that block would be further harassing, and it would also be obvious that it was you on the second account too.
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] ok so can i get advice on how to not blow up on my niece at tomarrows family get together bbq thing for the 4th of july shes like 16 and got pregnant by a ****** whos 26 also need to know how to not smash his ******* teeth in also would like help with not yelling at my sister about it avoiding them seems plausible but there's still a possibility of contact can you help me?
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-] Convince her to get an abortion or make her drink some pennyroyal tea.
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] yeah i thought about it idk i guess ima just get drunk and hope someone else handles it if i don't appear on her after a couple days please msg my friends letting them know i got arrested or some ****
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advice (07/04/2015) [-] do NOT get drunk until after they leave, you are VERY LIABLE to do something you'll regret.
INSTEAD try and talk to people about it, seek comfort in their combined disgust at the situation, then have them hold you back. If enough people give them a weird vibe they may leave or something, THEN you get drunk and look at pretty sky lights
INSTEAD try and talk to people about it, seek comfort in their combined disgust at the situation, then have them hold you back. If enough people give them a weird vibe they may leave or something, THEN you get drunk and look at pretty sky lights
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] im 18 so technecally im not aloud to be drunk but i got half a bottle of rum that says other wise and i wish i had people there that i could talk too but i dont soo i guess ill just swim in the pool untill idk some one else starts crap im sure someone will but i guess ill just eat and relax idk
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] yeah i guess that's right i mean i still want to say something and i might but idk thanks man for at least listening its hard to follow sound advice
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] lol ok will try to do
i really want some **** to start altesats
i really want some **** to start altesats
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difribulator (06/04/2015) [-] you may not here this enough but the people who really need advice on tough subjects like love, friendship, avoiding bullies or dealing with them, depression , and any other real life challenges really do appreciate the help you are trying to provide in your own big or small way.
thank you advice your a beacon of light in a small dark lonely scarey world. a bit of advice from me. dont be afraid to reach out for help. the greatest and most precious gift we have is being able to depend on a few people.
your comrad,
difribulator
thank you advice your a beacon of light in a small dark lonely scarey world. a bit of advice from me. dont be afraid to reach out for help. the greatest and most precious gift we have is being able to depend on a few people.
your comrad,
difribulator
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advice (05/31/2015) [-] simple. the one guy who liked Asami and then was like "but dat korra booty tho" should realize that Asami got mad stacks of cash and say "Korra I need to think of the future for me and my brother" and then Korra cries and whatever before deciding that the avatar shouldn't fall in love, that's when Aang/Katara get an episode of flashbacking to develop that characterization.
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advice (05/31/2015) [-] I'm not talking about shipping garbage lol, I'm saying we can use this as a darker turn for her character, asami using her money to bait whatshisdick away from korra was the first step in this place to humiliate the avatar and destroy the air bending temple, for revenge because of what korra did to her dad in S1
