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| #244 - I thought gay s were all the rage. (serious note th… [+] (4 new replies) | 03/19/2013 on Sexuality flags | +2 |
| I didn't mean pick on as in like, gay hunting, I meant you can't say anything slightly negative about a gay person or it's seen as you tormenting them for being gay. It's like if you're white and a black guy does something to anger you, if you get mad he'll play the race card and win. (yes I just equated gay to an infinite race card). And maybe you're just really attractive and they want to get with you, but can't. Like a smoking hot 11/10 with 40DD who turns and says "sorry I'm lesbian" after 3 drinks. | ||
| #237 - if you go after young boys who look like girls... a pedophile [+] (1 new reply) | 03/19/2013 on Sexuality flags | +2 |
| #47 - The book is a lot weirder/scarier I hear, like after the kids … [+] (2 new replies) | 03/19/2013 on Joey Tribbiani | 0 |
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| #33 - I bet he couldn't stand all the training. | 03/19/2013 on My Dog everytime he wants... | +6 |
| #29 - if it was a 2 ft blanket I would be happy.. but the forever al… | 03/19/2013 on You want title? | +1 |
| #28 - Comment deleted | 03/19/2013 on You want title? | 0 |
| #17 - That's a cut down the middle, Indian said a foot off the top, … [+] (3 new replies) | 03/19/2013 on You want title? | +1 |
| if it was a 2 ft blanket I would be happy.. but the forever alone who bought a larger blanket to turn it into a long single one isn't | ||
| #9 - **** ? Right now? But Honey, I'm busy … [+] (1 new reply) | 03/19/2013 on Good 'ol Lasagna | -75 |
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| #65 - wait... Iceland cares more about Native Americans then America… | 03/19/2013 on The Fuq? | 0 |
| #64 - sometimes I am proud to be a Floridian, but that is not this day. | 03/19/2013 on The Fuq? | 0 |
| #30 - this is actually doing the guy a favor, "spend $500 on a … | 03/19/2013 on You bastard | 0 |
| #17 - unless those crazy monks in the himmalayas that have been cut … | 03/19/2013 on I Don't Know How Time... | +1 |
| #35 - Picture [+] (1 new reply) | 03/19/2013 on Well | 0 |
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| #41 - except the water on his left or right... all THAT water has Lo… | 03/19/2013 on Smooth Link. | 0 |
| #120 - Picture | 03/19/2013 on Good guy world | +22 |
| #34 - ohhh myyyy Thank you, this is for you. [+] (1 new reply) | 03/19/2013 on Smooth Link. | 0 |
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| #29 - woah... what? how/why/when? also thank you very much, have a g… [+] (4 new replies) | 03/19/2013 on Smooth Link. | +3 |
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| #25 - unfortunately I'm on my second computer and don't have much ra… [+] (8 new replies) | 03/19/2013 on Smooth Link. | +1 |
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| #23 - Why Thank You. [+] (10 new replies) | 03/19/2013 on Smooth Link. | +5 |
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| #112 - lol didn't look up to see what you had, was about to change 7 … [+] (2 new replies) | 03/19/2013 on All Of My Want | +1 |
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| #109 - >Be Claw Machine Owner >Buy 7 Dragon Balls Off Ebay … [+] (4 new replies) | 03/19/2013 on All Of My Want | +5 |
| lol didn't look up to see what you had, was about to change 7 to 1 because Omega Shinron >.> | ||
| #21 - or Hyrule just has no clean water, don't exactly have purifyin… [+] (15 new replies) | 03/19/2013 on Smooth Link. | +3 |
| except the water on his left or right... all THAT water has Lord Jabu Jabu's smelly jelly-fish parasites and shit in it... #25 -
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| #122 - Mormon's share wives and stuff. | 03/18/2013 on Lika boss.... Ha ha | 0 |
| #79 - Not if you're mormon. [+] (2 new replies) | 03/18/2013 on Lika boss.... Ha ha | +1 |
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-] Man I'd like to be a father too but I don't like the idea of putting anyone here. It sounds awesome to raise a Child. I'm probably sterile as well
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-] Meh I have frozen sperm anyway.
How do you test that?
How do you test that?
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victhree (08/13/2015) [-] Advice, I've been unjustly banned for spam comments I never made. Is there any way I can repeal the ban?
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xblthatguy (07/21/2015) [-] Ehe. Nah. I didn't come for counseling, I just wanted to pop-in and say goodnight.
Have a good day, Advi!
Have a good day, Advi!
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auronexplains (07/11/2015) [-] Anybody who likes Final Fantasy is alright in my book. Go get 'em tiger.
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naydon (07/05/2015) [-]
I guess you don't add randomers but thats understandable. So I'd like advice on something you didnt reply to earlier, as well as another moderator not answering also. If I were to leave comments and replies to everything you posted on this site that were hateful and mean. You'd block me, now am I allowed to continue making new accounts to bypass the block and continue harassing you?
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advice 
(07/06/2015) [-] I did add you I was just away leveling WoW characters before my bonus exp ran out.
If you leave consistently bad comments on someone's page with an ill intent, and they block you, then creating a new account to get around that block would be further harassing, and it would also be obvious that it was you on the second account too.
If you leave consistently bad comments on someone's page with an ill intent, and they block you, then creating a new account to get around that block would be further harassing, and it would also be obvious that it was you on the second account too.
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] ok so can i get advice on how to not blow up on my niece at tomarrows family get together bbq thing for the 4th of july shes like 16 and got pregnant by a ****** whos 26 also need to know how to not smash his ******* teeth in also would like help with not yelling at my sister about it avoiding them seems plausible but there's still a possibility of contact can you help me?
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-] Convince her to get an abortion or make her drink some pennyroyal tea.
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] yeah i thought about it idk i guess ima just get drunk and hope someone else handles it if i don't appear on her after a couple days please msg my friends letting them know i got arrested or some ****
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advice (07/04/2015) [-] do NOT get drunk until after they leave, you are VERY LIABLE to do something you'll regret.
INSTEAD try and talk to people about it, seek comfort in their combined disgust at the situation, then have them hold you back. If enough people give them a weird vibe they may leave or something, THEN you get drunk and look at pretty sky lights
INSTEAD try and talk to people about it, seek comfort in their combined disgust at the situation, then have them hold you back. If enough people give them a weird vibe they may leave or something, THEN you get drunk and look at pretty sky lights
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] im 18 so technecally im not aloud to be drunk but i got half a bottle of rum that says other wise and i wish i had people there that i could talk too but i dont soo i guess ill just swim in the pool untill idk some one else starts crap im sure someone will but i guess ill just eat and relax idk
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] yeah i guess that's right i mean i still want to say something and i might but idk thanks man for at least listening its hard to follow sound advice
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] lol ok will try to do
i really want some **** to start altesats
i really want some **** to start altesats
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difribulator (06/04/2015) [-] you may not here this enough but the people who really need advice on tough subjects like love, friendship, avoiding bullies or dealing with them, depression , and any other real life challenges really do appreciate the help you are trying to provide in your own big or small way.
thank you advice your a beacon of light in a small dark lonely scarey world. a bit of advice from me. dont be afraid to reach out for help. the greatest and most precious gift we have is being able to depend on a few people.
your comrad,
difribulator
thank you advice your a beacon of light in a small dark lonely scarey world. a bit of advice from me. dont be afraid to reach out for help. the greatest and most precious gift we have is being able to depend on a few people.
your comrad,
difribulator
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advice (05/31/2015) [-] simple. the one guy who liked Asami and then was like "but dat korra booty tho" should realize that Asami got mad stacks of cash and say "Korra I need to think of the future for me and my brother" and then Korra cries and whatever before deciding that the avatar shouldn't fall in love, that's when Aang/Katara get an episode of flashbacking to develop that characterization.
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advice (05/31/2015) [-] I'm not talking about shipping garbage lol, I'm saying we can use this as a darker turn for her character, asami using her money to bait whatshisdick away from korra was the first step in this place to humiliate the avatar and destroy the air bending temple, for revenge because of what korra did to her dad in S1
