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| #46 - if that's the case, why don't people like you just translate i… [+] (18 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on /a/non on learning Japanese | +7 |
 Everyone else said it way better than I could It's a bitch It's just a total bitch Kanji sucks and trying to puzzle out the context of a context-heavy language that you don't speak natively sucks worse  You don't understand how ridiculously frustrating it actually is to translate Japanese to English. I'm completely fluent in Japanese, but translating is a huge pain in the ass because you need to carry over the original meaning without making your English sentence sound like ass, which is a lot more difficult and time-consuming than it sounds. #67 -
datonelurker (01/11/2016) [-] JP learner in progress here. Though I haven't officially translated anything, I can confirm that Translating JP to ENG is pretty much one of the biggest pains in the ass I've encountered. Not only that, but once you get to higher level stuff English Edict definitions simply don't cut it (幽玄) or some of them are straight up ridiculous. Like... jesus christ translating 幽玄 would make me want to tear out my hair since the concept literally doesn't exist in English, nor does it mean the same thing. I've only ever seen Tanaka Romeo use it in his writing so I don't think well see it anytime soon, but it does exist. Most anime Dialogue isn't too difficult as a whole to TL, but there are exceptions (Fate, Oretsuba, Kouya, Dies Irae when it comes out for sure) Part of the job of TLing is recreating the experience so the audience can enjoy the product to it's fullest extent. Though not as bad as the VN fate has difficult infodumps and you have to make Gil's speech sound like a king, Oretsuba is just... ugh... though, admittedly whoever did the script for the English dub should be given a medal since they have to convey a myriad of speech styles and slang in English, In Kouya's case... anything by Tanaka Romeo is just a pain in the ass to translate, Kouya's dialogue carries this mellifluous nuance that's subtle yet completely natural in Japanese, and Dies is the most Chuu2 thing to exist, making Gil's speeches look like child's play. TLR Translating JP is hard cuz you gotta make it sound good in English too  There are so many Cyclone comics that need translating! Something freaky is happening to those magical girls and we may never know what it is!  i speak two languages i can tell you, it's like that when you're "fluent" in two languages, but you don't know them inside out yet. once you get really good at it, you'll translate between them fluently.  The difficulty of the task does differ from language to language. I'm fluent in Russian, and I can say for a fact that translating from Russian to English is very easy (and vice versa), though there are many languages where it becomes extremely frustrating. Thing is, languages like Russian can be translated almost word for word sometimes. They come from a similar origin, and share many words. I don't speak Japanese but, considering it's not one of the languages of Latin origin, I'd assume that it's pretty difficult to translate it to English since the languages are so different. #65 -
anon (01/11/2016) [-] I know exactly what you mean, it took me a while, but now i can translate spanish and german quite perfectly, as soon as i focused to only translate the meaning. Still got trouble translating anything to/from english as fluent though - also, why are you blocking me? Erotictentacle idk, i usually screenshot why i block people, but i have no screenshot of you how i know: i speak english on a daily basis as in several hours a day since my mother joined the technological revolution (got a PC and a smartphone) i've had to spend a considerable amount of time translating. this means making sentences that sound just fine in english, sound just fine in our language as well. which in the beginning was a pain in the ass, but eventually became second-hand I speak 3 fluently, two of them I've spoken since I was like 4 or something (I dunno at what age kids start speaking, is it 2? 3?) . Translating between English and Afrikaans is already a pain in the ass, but it's fine because the grammar structure is similar. English and Japanese have completely different grammar structures, which makes it really fucking frustrating, especially when you have to translate half-sentences. My biggest issue is in cases like "Anata no koto ga... (suki)" In English, that would be "I like you, but with "like" ommitted because the character dies or something. How am I supposed to translate something like this? #64 -
pentol (01/11/2016) [-] it is you that i (love)? really clumsy, but functional. most translators probably go for something along the lines of "I love..." it conveys the same dramatic effect of uncertainty, even if the meaning is different. if you get into translating, make sure you do better than what is currently going on with most companies "localizing" instead of translating. well the translation would effectively be "I like y..." while the word that is cut off is a different one, it has the same effect. because the point isn't that the person they say it to, can't imagine what they were about to say, but that they didn't get to finish the sentence. if it is absloutely imperative that the exact word is the one cut out, the scene has to be altered, a simple cough fixes it easily: "i *cough* you..." (ded) | ||
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| #32 - here you go citizen | 01/11/2016 on roasted | 0 |
| #20 - you better love us/them | 01/11/2016 on Gatsby | +4 |
| #101 - a super fat all blue sonic/shrek mix? caaaaaan do! | 01/11/2016 on What are the odds? | +4 |
| #144 - you forgot to mention putting magnets inside your machine to r… [+] (4 new replies) | 01/11/2016 on Mom's cleaning laptop | +19 |
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ragealicious (01/11/2016) [-] I don't get how people still think that's a thing. It would require a redicuously/ large/strong magnet to be able to wipe the data or do damage to a drive #151 -
anon (01/11/2016) [-] no it wouldn't, it would just need to be close to the hard drive platters. | ||
| #1198469 - I agree somewhat with what you said. Most times they change th… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/11/2016 on Anime & Manga - anime... | 0 |
| #109 - *flags internally* | 01/11/2016 on How to annoy the mods 101 | +26 |
| #66 - I assume the croc has been on it before and is like "deat… | 01/11/2016 on Croc Slide | +6 |
| #1548841 - >> #1548826 , ADVICE [+] (1 new reply) | 01/10/2016 on FJ Backroom | 0 |
| #1548829 - don't try to reason with murr [+] (3 new replies) | 01/10/2016 on FJ Backroom | +1 |
| #1258 - COLOR?! oh lord, I read through part 3 with only color chapter… [+] (1 new reply) | 01/09/2016 on garymuthafuknoak's profile | 0 |
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| #1256 - my source for reading it got ****** by the recent tight… [+] (3 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on garymuthafuknoak's profile | 0 |
 mangapark.me/manga/jojos-bizarre-adventure-part-4-diamond-is-unbreakable/s2/v29/c266/e2/1 there you go mate, all of diamond is unbreakable in beautiful ****colour. plus the website I linked gives the easiest navigation because you can load all the pages at once and scroll down. when you get to part 5, you'll see that the coloured translation is not all done, but its getting there. just clicked on the coloured scans on the chapter bar and it will be easy navigating #1259 -
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| #1253 - what if spice girls is just talking to herself, but through a … [+] (6 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on garymuthafuknoak's profile | 0 |
| but in all seriousness its hilarious you mention that because there is a certain important character that matches what you explained. you should read part 5, you'll love it mangapark.me/manga/jojos-bizarre-adventure-part-4-diamond-is-unbreakable/s2/v29/c266/e2/1 there you go mate, all of diamond is unbreakable in beautiful ****colour. plus the website I linked gives the easiest navigation because you can load all the pages at once and scroll down. when you get to part 5, you'll see that the coloured translation is not all done, but its getting there. just clicked on the coloured scans on the chapter bar and it will be easy navigating #1259 -
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| #47 - **advice used "*roll 1, 1-20*"** **advice rolls 02** I… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on How does one save a donkey | 0 |
| #1249 - yes, and if I recall, the fake Genie talks too, right? I forge… [+] (8 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on garymuthafuknoak's profile | 0 |
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garymuthafuknoak (01/09/2016) [-]  but in all seriousness its hilarious you mention that because there is a certain important character that matches what you explained. you should read part 5, you'll love it mangapark.me/manga/jojos-bizarre-adventure-part-4-diamond-is-unbreakable/s2/v29/c266/e2/1 there you go mate, all of diamond is unbreakable in beautiful ****colour. plus the website I linked gives the easiest navigation because you can load all the pages at once and scroll down. when you get to part 5, you'll see that the coloured translation is not all done, but its getting there. just clicked on the coloured scans on the chapter bar and it will be easy navigating #1259 -
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| #1247 - do you consider the baby's dream stand thing of technically talking? [+] (10 new replies) | 01/09/2016 on garymuthafuknoak's profile | 0 |
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garymuthafuknoak (01/09/2016) [-] but in all seriousness its hilarious you mention that because there is a certain important character that matches what you explained. you should read part 5, you'll love it mangapark.me/manga/jojos-bizarre-adventure-part-4-diamond-is-unbreakable/s2/v29/c266/e2/1 there you go mate, all of diamond is unbreakable in beautiful ****colour. plus the website I linked gives the easiest navigation because you can load all the pages at once and scroll down. when you get to part 5, you'll see that the coloured translation is not all done, but its getting there. just clicked on the coloured scans on the chapter bar and it will be easy navigating #1259 -
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| #48 - did you enjoy your sleep, m8? [+] (1 new reply) | 01/09/2016 on So it's a little icy in the... | +2 |
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| #25 - most apple Icloud stuff only activates when you plug the devic… | 01/09/2016 on Anon uses the Cloud | 0 |
| #70 - a long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... but they have an… | 01/09/2016 on Lightsaber Dueling Techniques | +4 |
| #61 - you'll get there eventually [+] (1 new reply) | 01/09/2016 on too cute | +2 |
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| #81 - I would've ditched New Order too, nothing but hipsters care about them | 01/09/2016 on Avatar: The last sick spinner | +1 |
| #46 - makes sense, they're pretty damn smart. | 01/09/2016 on too cute | +6 |
| #64 - do we know he's pepsi? it's possible to live through that and … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/09/2016 on Morning Me | 0 |
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| #128 - whatever sells. | 01/09/2016 on How every new artist feel | +2 |
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-] Man I'd like to be a father too but I don't like the idea of putting anyone here. It sounds awesome to raise a Child. I'm probably sterile as well
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-] Meh I have frozen sperm anyway.
How do you test that?
How do you test that?
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victhree (08/13/2015) [-] Advice, I've been unjustly banned for spam comments I never made. Is there any way I can repeal the ban?
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xblthatguy (07/21/2015) [-] Ehe. Nah. I didn't come for counseling, I just wanted to pop-in and say goodnight.
Have a good day, Advi!
Have a good day, Advi!
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auronexplains (07/11/2015) [-] Anybody who likes Final Fantasy is alright in my book. Go get 'em tiger.
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naydon (07/05/2015) [-]
I guess you don't add randomers but thats understandable. So I'd like advice on something you didnt reply to earlier, as well as another moderator not answering also. If I were to leave comments and replies to everything you posted on this site that were hateful and mean. You'd block me, now am I allowed to continue making new accounts to bypass the block and continue harassing you?
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advice 
(07/06/2015) [-] I did add you I was just away leveling WoW characters before my bonus exp ran out.
If you leave consistently bad comments on someone's page with an ill intent, and they block you, then creating a new account to get around that block would be further harassing, and it would also be obvious that it was you on the second account too.
If you leave consistently bad comments on someone's page with an ill intent, and they block you, then creating a new account to get around that block would be further harassing, and it would also be obvious that it was you on the second account too.
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] ok so can i get advice on how to not blow up on my niece at tomarrows family get together bbq thing for the 4th of july shes like 16 and got pregnant by a ****** whos 26 also need to know how to not smash his ******* teeth in also would like help with not yelling at my sister about it avoiding them seems plausible but there's still a possibility of contact can you help me?
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-] Convince her to get an abortion or make her drink some pennyroyal tea.
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] yeah i thought about it idk i guess ima just get drunk and hope someone else handles it if i don't appear on her after a couple days please msg my friends letting them know i got arrested or some ****
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advice (07/04/2015) [-] do NOT get drunk until after they leave, you are VERY LIABLE to do something you'll regret.
INSTEAD try and talk to people about it, seek comfort in their combined disgust at the situation, then have them hold you back. If enough people give them a weird vibe they may leave or something, THEN you get drunk and look at pretty sky lights
INSTEAD try and talk to people about it, seek comfort in their combined disgust at the situation, then have them hold you back. If enough people give them a weird vibe they may leave or something, THEN you get drunk and look at pretty sky lights
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] im 18 so technecally im not aloud to be drunk but i got half a bottle of rum that says other wise and i wish i had people there that i could talk too but i dont soo i guess ill just swim in the pool untill idk some one else starts crap im sure someone will but i guess ill just eat and relax idk
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] yeah i guess that's right i mean i still want to say something and i might but idk thanks man for at least listening its hard to follow sound advice
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] lol ok will try to do
i really want some **** to start altesats
i really want some **** to start altesats
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difribulator (06/04/2015) [-] you may not here this enough but the people who really need advice on tough subjects like love, friendship, avoiding bullies or dealing with them, depression , and any other real life challenges really do appreciate the help you are trying to provide in your own big or small way.
thank you advice your a beacon of light in a small dark lonely scarey world. a bit of advice from me. dont be afraid to reach out for help. the greatest and most precious gift we have is being able to depend on a few people.
your comrad,
difribulator
thank you advice your a beacon of light in a small dark lonely scarey world. a bit of advice from me. dont be afraid to reach out for help. the greatest and most precious gift we have is being able to depend on a few people.
your comrad,
difribulator
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advice (05/31/2015) [-] simple. the one guy who liked Asami and then was like "but dat korra booty tho" should realize that Asami got mad stacks of cash and say "Korra I need to think of the future for me and my brother" and then Korra cries and whatever before deciding that the avatar shouldn't fall in love, that's when Aang/Katara get an episode of flashbacking to develop that characterization.
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advice (05/31/2015) [-] I'm not talking about shipping garbage lol, I'm saying we can use this as a darker turn for her character, asami using her money to bait whatshisdick away from korra was the first step in this place to humiliate the avatar and destroy the air bending temple, for revenge because of what korra did to her dad in S1
