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| #20 - better, I fit in your phone! just mention me on any post/comme… [+] (2 new replies) | 02/07/2015 on CYOA Alters | 0 |
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| #875901 - and I like you [+] (11 new replies) | 02/07/2015 on Ponyville | +3 |
 heh good luck! and your a mod i havent seen yet so it is nice to meet you | ||
| #18 - Getting off funnyjunk is as simple as blocking it in your doma… [+] (4 new replies) | 02/07/2015 on CYOA Alters | 0 |
 hmm, that is indeed excellent advice. However, do you fit on my shoulder? | ||
| #16 - bro give me a test then. [+] (6 new replies) | 02/07/2015 on CYOA Alters | 0 |
| how does one go about getting off funnyjunk and getting a girlfriend Getting off funnyjunk is as simple as blocking it in your domain list. Go to settings in your web browser and block this domain. Once that is done, you simply find a girlfriend by going to bookstores and libraries, finding a QT3.14 that is holding a book of a genre you like, and going up to her and saying you like her book choice and talk about other books you and her enjoy. You then buy the book (or similar one) for her while bringing up that Jupiter Ascending is now in theater (based off a book) and that you two should share a book (you buy it, let her use it, get her number to get it back) then you two get together to watch it. hmm, that is indeed excellent advice. However, do you fit on my shoulder? | ||
| #875895 - I feel like that would be the best option, without more info I… [+] (14 new replies) | 02/07/2015 on Ponyville | +3 |
| heh good luck! and your a mod i havent seen yet so it is nice to meet you | ||
| #12 - I KNOW, THAT"S WHAT I"M HERE FOR [+] (9 new replies) | 02/07/2015 on CYOA Alters | 0 |
| how does one go about getting off funnyjunk and getting a girlfriend Getting off funnyjunk is as simple as blocking it in your domain list. Go to settings in your web browser and block this domain. Once that is done, you simply find a girlfriend by going to bookstores and libraries, finding a QT3.14 that is holding a book of a genre you like, and going up to her and saying you like her book choice and talk about other books you and her enjoy. You then buy the book (or similar one) for her while bringing up that Jupiter Ascending is now in theater (based off a book) and that you two should share a book (you buy it, let her use it, get her number to get it back) then you two get together to watch it. hmm, that is indeed excellent advice. However, do you fit on my shoulder? | ||
| #875893 - Then for your dad to say he doesn't want you and your sister t… [+] (16 new replies) | 02/07/2015 on Ponyville | +3 |
 they didn't... Dad and sister put my mom in front of it... Its kinda complicated.. There's more behind that but I am too lazy to write it down because I don't even remember it properly. Thats why I want my sister to visit grandma with my mom and me one more time... heh good luck! and your a mod i havent seen yet so it is nice to meet you | ||
| #875891 - I assume you and your parents are together? you and your siste… [+] (18 new replies) | 02/07/2015 on Ponyville | +3 |
| Then for your dad to say he doesn't want you and your sister to go over means that he has talked to your mom about it and is taking your sisters side in the story, have you asked your mom about it? like if your dad says to not go there obviously he and your mom have talked, surely they have come to some agreement over it they didn't... Dad and sister put my mom in front of it... Its kinda complicated.. There's more behind that but I am too lazy to write it down because I don't even remember it properly. Thats why I want my sister to visit grandma with my mom and me one more time... heh good luck! and your a mod i havent seen yet so it is nice to meet you | ||
| #875888 - well what was your sister's and your grandma's stories? how fa… [+] (20 new replies) | 02/07/2015 on Ponyville | +3 |
| my sister is 25 and my grandma lives 15 minutes ride of bus away... Then for your dad to say he doesn't want you and your sister to go over means that he has talked to your mom about it and is taking your sisters side in the story, have you asked your mom about it? like if your dad says to not go there obviously he and your mom have talked, surely they have come to some agreement over it they didn't... Dad and sister put my mom in front of it... Its kinda complicated.. There's more behind that but I am too lazy to write it down because I don't even remember it properly. Thats why I want my sister to visit grandma with my mom and me one more time... heh good luck! and your a mod i havent seen yet so it is nice to meet you | ||
| #875883 - d'aw, and your story is QUITE broad in "mom said" &q… [+] (23 new replies) | 02/07/2015 on Ponyville | +4 |
| my sister is 25 and my grandma lives 15 minutes ride of bus away... Then for your dad to say he doesn't want you and your sister to go over means that he has talked to your mom about it and is taking your sisters side in the story, have you asked your mom about it? like if your dad says to not go there obviously he and your mom have talked, surely they have come to some agreement over it they didn't... Dad and sister put my mom in front of it... Its kinda complicated.. There's more behind that but I am too lazy to write it down because I don't even remember it properly. Thats why I want my sister to visit grandma with my mom and me one more time... heh good luck! and your a mod i havent seen yet so it is nice to meet you | ||
| #9 - that's what I'm for! [+] (12 new replies) | 02/07/2015 on CYOA Alters | 0 |
| how does one go about getting off funnyjunk and getting a girlfriend Getting off funnyjunk is as simple as blocking it in your domain list. Go to settings in your web browser and block this domain. Once that is done, you simply find a girlfriend by going to bookstores and libraries, finding a QT3.14 that is holding a book of a genre you like, and going up to her and saying you like her book choice and talk about other books you and her enjoy. You then buy the book (or similar one) for her while bringing up that Jupiter Ascending is now in theater (based off a book) and that you two should share a book (you buy it, let her use it, get her number to get it back) then you two get together to watch it. hmm, that is indeed excellent advice. However, do you fit on my shoulder? | ||
| #875877 - sounds like someone is being manipulative to someone else in this. [+] (26 new replies) | 02/07/2015 on Ponyville | +5 |
| Who do you think it is? Also manipulative to who... I don't know anymore... Wow, I wasn't expecting mod to come here. : ) d'aw, and your story is QUITE broad in "mom said" "sister said" so it's hard to gauge who to who, I'd go over all the facts, old people can be quite weird, I once had an old lady break down crying claiming I was the embodiment of God in her presence dating her grand-daughter and then she asked me about all her dead friends and if they were with the angels. Since that day she's been perfectly fine, and before that she was fine, old people are weird. my sister is 25 and my grandma lives 15 minutes ride of bus away... Then for your dad to say he doesn't want you and your sister to go over means that he has talked to your mom about it and is taking your sisters side in the story, have you asked your mom about it? like if your dad says to not go there obviously he and your mom have talked, surely they have come to some agreement over it they didn't... Dad and sister put my mom in front of it... Its kinda complicated.. There's more behind that but I am too lazy to write it down because I don't even remember it properly. Thats why I want my sister to visit grandma with my mom and me one more time... heh good luck! and your a mod i havent seen yet so it is nice to meet you | ||
| #173954 - If you have not gone to court for it, then you can have deniab… | 02/07/2015 on Advice - love advice,... | 0 |
| #30 - I'm glad i was summoned to witness this | 02/07/2015 on he takes it rather well | +72 |
| #447 - Bitch we'll see what happens to you in movie 4, supposed to dr… | 02/07/2015 on Popular Anime | 0 |
| #445 - more like GG no Rei [+] (2 new replies) | 02/07/2015 on Popular Anime | 0 |
| #54 - I've been known to be good in these situations | 02/07/2015 on Every Girl's Weakness | 0 |
| #111 - git gud and do barrows [+] (1 new reply) | 02/06/2015 on Can you hear the intro music? | 0 |
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| #1339 - yeah 9 at once with some details or find a 10th and do 5 a… [+] (1 new reply) | 02/06/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... | +1 |
| #1320 - if you go into a good amount of detail for each, then yeah [+] (3 new replies) | 02/06/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... | 0 |
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| #1315 - what do you mean by reset? [+] (1 new reply) | 02/06/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... | 0 |
 I dont like to talk about things really, but i get progressively sad throughout the day and at night i often just get super depressed. I go to bed really late because i dont want to be in bed but be awake for an hour every time. I think about shit and i want to start doing something, want to overcome some shit. But when i wake up in the morning, all the "motivation" i built up is just gone, i feel like i cant do anything, and i do the same shit for the day. | ||
| #1310 - 5-7 pics, seperately updated, with a lot of words in the tags … [+] (5 new replies) | 02/06/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... | 0 |
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| #1749 - find random objects to lean on while pretending to be busy. | 02/06/2015 on Want a mod vocaroo sticky? | +1 |
| #1175 - add a pic to /gay/ | 02/06/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... | 0 |
| #1168 - COLLEGE?! you have debt priveledge lol | 02/06/2015 on Depressed? Tell mods about... | 0 |
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-] Man I'd like to be a father too but I don't like the idea of putting anyone here. It sounds awesome to raise a Child. I'm probably sterile as well
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-] Meh I have frozen sperm anyway.
How do you test that?
How do you test that?
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victhree (08/13/2015) [-] Advice, I've been unjustly banned for spam comments I never made. Is there any way I can repeal the ban?
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xblthatguy (07/21/2015) [-] Ehe. Nah. I didn't come for counseling, I just wanted to pop-in and say goodnight.
Have a good day, Advi!
Have a good day, Advi!
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auronexplains (07/11/2015) [-] Anybody who likes Final Fantasy is alright in my book. Go get 'em tiger.
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naydon (07/05/2015) [-]
I guess you don't add randomers but thats understandable. So I'd like advice on something you didnt reply to earlier, as well as another moderator not answering also. If I were to leave comments and replies to everything you posted on this site that were hateful and mean. You'd block me, now am I allowed to continue making new accounts to bypass the block and continue harassing you?
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advice 
(07/06/2015) [-] I did add you I was just away leveling WoW characters before my bonus exp ran out.
If you leave consistently bad comments on someone's page with an ill intent, and they block you, then creating a new account to get around that block would be further harassing, and it would also be obvious that it was you on the second account too.
If you leave consistently bad comments on someone's page with an ill intent, and they block you, then creating a new account to get around that block would be further harassing, and it would also be obvious that it was you on the second account too.
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] ok so can i get advice on how to not blow up on my niece at tomarrows family get together bbq thing for the 4th of july shes like 16 and got pregnant by a ****** whos 26 also need to know how to not smash his ******* teeth in also would like help with not yelling at my sister about it avoiding them seems plausible but there's still a possibility of contact can you help me?
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-] Convince her to get an abortion or make her drink some pennyroyal tea.
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] yeah i thought about it idk i guess ima just get drunk and hope someone else handles it if i don't appear on her after a couple days please msg my friends letting them know i got arrested or some ****
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advice (07/04/2015) [-] do NOT get drunk until after they leave, you are VERY LIABLE to do something you'll regret.
INSTEAD try and talk to people about it, seek comfort in their combined disgust at the situation, then have them hold you back. If enough people give them a weird vibe they may leave or something, THEN you get drunk and look at pretty sky lights
INSTEAD try and talk to people about it, seek comfort in their combined disgust at the situation, then have them hold you back. If enough people give them a weird vibe they may leave or something, THEN you get drunk and look at pretty sky lights
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] im 18 so technecally im not aloud to be drunk but i got half a bottle of rum that says other wise and i wish i had people there that i could talk too but i dont soo i guess ill just swim in the pool untill idk some one else starts crap im sure someone will but i guess ill just eat and relax idk
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] yeah i guess that's right i mean i still want to say something and i might but idk thanks man for at least listening its hard to follow sound advice
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] lol ok will try to do
i really want some **** to start altesats
i really want some **** to start altesats
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difribulator (06/04/2015) [-] you may not here this enough but the people who really need advice on tough subjects like love, friendship, avoiding bullies or dealing with them, depression , and any other real life challenges really do appreciate the help you are trying to provide in your own big or small way.
thank you advice your a beacon of light in a small dark lonely scarey world. a bit of advice from me. dont be afraid to reach out for help. the greatest and most precious gift we have is being able to depend on a few people.
your comrad,
difribulator
thank you advice your a beacon of light in a small dark lonely scarey world. a bit of advice from me. dont be afraid to reach out for help. the greatest and most precious gift we have is being able to depend on a few people.
your comrad,
difribulator
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advice (05/31/2015) [-] simple. the one guy who liked Asami and then was like "but dat korra booty tho" should realize that Asami got mad stacks of cash and say "Korra I need to think of the future for me and my brother" and then Korra cries and whatever before deciding that the avatar shouldn't fall in love, that's when Aang/Katara get an episode of flashbacking to develop that characterization.
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advice (05/31/2015) [-] I'm not talking about shipping garbage lol, I'm saying we can use this as a darker turn for her character, asami using her money to bait whatshisdick away from korra was the first step in this place to humiliate the avatar and destroy the air bending temple, for revenge because of what korra did to her dad in S1
