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| #127 - Not if you realize that your weapon can knock the spook patrol… | 11/25/2015 on How to fight Hellkite Drake | 0 |
| #91 - Idk, i feel like every souls game has that one (or two) enemie… | 11/24/2015 on How to fight Hellkite Drake | 0 |
| #89 - I did this, it did not end well. If nothing else, at leas… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/24/2015 on How to fight Hellkite Drake | +1 |
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killo (11/24/2015) [-] Part of the game is figuring out where to go next, though. They had the skeleton graveyard and the spooky ghost town just next to the starting area just so people will get their ass beat and realize that they aren't the correct paths to take. It all depends on how hard the people are in the area in order for you to realize which is the easiest and safest route to go. | ||
| #87 - Yeah seriously could've just said 'chosen undead, you must suf… | 11/24/2015 on How to fight Hellkite Drake | +3 |
| #85 - Did people not start with the master key? I always took that … [+] (1 new reply) | 11/24/2015 on How to fight Hellkite Drake | +4 |
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| #67 - haha i try. and it used to be my hobby too, looking up jus… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/24/2015 on I'm dying | +3 |
| #49 - They already took over a bernie sanders rally that made healin… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/24/2015 on Saltbook | +3 |
| theyd never dare with hillary; shes the only acceptable minority candidate, since carson is an uh-oh oreo. theyve already graduated to violence in a college library; it wont be long now before more of these violent protests happen and the true face of social "justice" is revealed | ||
| #64 - just write " " or something as a watermark over a r… [+] (3 new replies) | 11/24/2015 on I'm dying | +4 |
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| #62 - TV shopping? like ******* QVC and **** selling f… [+] (7 new replies) | 11/24/2015 on I'm dying | +12 |
| the tv shopping channels where they show shit and you call, buy and they ship it to your house has had several furry paintings, pornagraphic might i add, sold and the furry adult tv show was exactly that a tv show, there was also furry porn movies of a crude stuff in the 70s too. on top of this some furry artists in the past 50 years has had massive success with porn paintings being sold for over 20 thousand dollars in some cases. the problem with making a comp is that i need to find sources for all this which takes ages. Oh god i think i watched the same video on youtube, of the artist who had created all of those pornographic mouse paintings and sent them into an art auction house? Are you talking about that old clip? The announcers sounded really uncomfortable when the first came through haha just write " sexfacts.com/furry " or something as a watermark over a random picture that helps illustrate your point. Then in desc say "totally legit facts and I have more for next time" and they'll love it | ||
| #60 - get the **** out, seriously? why is there so little goo… [+] (15 new replies) | 11/24/2015 on I'm dying | +12 |
| i am talking about the website yes and not all of porn. fun fact, furries have existed as a sort of fandom at least from late 60s, in the 70s there was even an adult cartoon or two about talking animals in sexy and adult situations and furry porn has been sold on tv shopping channels back in the 70s too. who knew that furries was not a modern creation eh? #426 -
anon (12/06/2015) [-] They were around long before that. I've heard of a Roman emperor who fucked a hooker who dressed like a lion. #416 -
anon (11/30/2015) [-] the interest in anthros are as old as civilisation. "The Lion Man of the Hohlenstein-Stadel. Oldest known anthropomorphic art in the world, carbon dated to approximately 30,000 BC."- wikifur plus, the the ancient Egyptians worshipped dudes with animal heads, definitely showed interest in anthropomorphised animals. #157 -
LordBlackforest (11/24/2015) [-] Furries are older then that, back to early Sci-fi, myths like Medusa have been around since the dawn of time. Here's a spooky fact, up until the popularity of the internet, niches like furries and fembots were inter mixed in Science fiction and fantasy magazines, its partly why scifi and fantasy are so closely related being explanations for catgirls the internet didn't make these people it only distilled them into the tv shopping channels where they show shit and you call, buy and they ship it to your house has had several furry paintings, pornagraphic might i add, sold and the furry adult tv show was exactly that a tv show, there was also furry porn movies of a crude stuff in the 70s too. on top of this some furry artists in the past 50 years has had massive success with porn paintings being sold for over 20 thousand dollars in some cases. the problem with making a comp is that i need to find sources for all this which takes ages. Oh god i think i watched the same video on youtube, of the artist who had created all of those pornographic mouse paintings and sent them into an art auction house? Are you talking about that old clip? The announcers sounded really uncomfortable when the first came through haha just write " sexfacts.com/furry " or something as a watermark over a random picture that helps illustrate your point. Then in desc say "totally legit facts and I have more for next time" and they'll love it | ||
| #59 - "100% safe for work" there's a dick jizzing on her. … | 11/24/2015 on I'm dying | +1 |
| #56 - there needs to be more fun facts like this. For instance: … [+] (17 new replies) | 11/24/2015 on I'm dying | +38 |
| i am talking about the website yes and not all of porn. fun fact, furries have existed as a sort of fandom at least from late 60s, in the 70s there was even an adult cartoon or two about talking animals in sexy and adult situations and furry porn has been sold on tv shopping channels back in the 70s too. who knew that furries was not a modern creation eh? #426 -
anon (12/06/2015) [-] They were around long before that. I've heard of a Roman emperor who fucked a hooker who dressed like a lion. #416 -
anon (11/30/2015) [-] the interest in anthros are as old as civilisation. "The Lion Man of the Hohlenstein-Stadel. Oldest known anthropomorphic art in the world, carbon dated to approximately 30,000 BC."- wikifur plus, the the ancient Egyptians worshipped dudes with animal heads, definitely showed interest in anthropomorphised animals. #157 -
LordBlackforest (11/24/2015) [-] Furries are older then that, back to early Sci-fi, myths like Medusa have been around since the dawn of time. Here's a spooky fact, up until the popularity of the internet, niches like furries and fembots were inter mixed in Science fiction and fantasy magazines, its partly why scifi and fantasy are so closely related being explanations for catgirls the internet didn't make these people it only distilled them into the tv shopping channels where they show shit and you call, buy and they ship it to your house has had several furry paintings, pornagraphic might i add, sold and the furry adult tv show was exactly that a tv show, there was also furry porn movies of a crude stuff in the 70s too. on top of this some furry artists in the past 50 years has had massive success with porn paintings being sold for over 20 thousand dollars in some cases. the problem with making a comp is that i need to find sources for all this which takes ages. Oh god i think i watched the same video on youtube, of the artist who had created all of those pornographic mouse paintings and sent them into an art auction house? Are you talking about that old clip? The announcers sounded really uncomfortable when the first came through haha just write " sexfacts.com/furry " or something as a watermark over a random picture that helps illustrate your point. Then in desc say "totally legit facts and I have more for next time" and they'll love it | ||
| #47 - that's why I'm really curious about their inevitable self-dest… [+] (3 new replies) | 11/24/2015 on Saltbook | +3 |
| the only logical end is the second option. if they had their way, they would act as the ruling class because "its their turn" but the best they can hope for is to make enough noise to force either a culturally or legally enforced segregation. my hope is that as they get cockier and cockier, one of them will fuck up and end up killing someone at a protest or something, resulting in their demise. i want their off camera antics to become public; then lets see them keep the media support They already took over a bernie sanders rally that made healines (yet that was before people actually took his candidacy seriously) and because of the prelevant SJW/BLM that you find in liberals, I feel like they'll pull some shit again to either him or maybe hillary, and that would be the day. theyd never dare with hillary; shes the only acceptable minority candidate, since carson is an uh-oh oreo. theyve already graduated to violence in a college library; it wont be long now before more of these violent protests happen and the true face of social "justice" is revealed | ||
| #44 - My college has an Asian student association, a Black one, and … | 11/24/2015 on Saltbook | +1 |
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Man I'd like to be a father too but I don't like the idea of putting anyone here. It sounds awesome to raise a Child. I'm probably sterile as well
Meh I have frozen sperm anyway.
How do you test that?
How do you test that?
Advice, I've been unjustly banned for spam comments I never made. Is there any way I can repeal the ban?
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naydon (07/05/2015) [-]
I guess you don't add randomers but thats understandable. So I'd like advice on something you didnt reply to earlier, as well as another moderator not answering also. If I were to leave comments and replies to everything you posted on this site that were hateful and mean. You'd block me, now am I allowed to continue making new accounts to bypass the block and continue harassing you?
(07/06/2015) [-] I did add you I was just away leveling WoW characters before my bonus exp ran out.
If you leave consistently bad comments on someone's page with an ill intent, and they block you, then creating a new account to get around that block would be further harassing, and it would also be obvious that it was you on the second account too.
If you leave consistently bad comments on someone's page with an ill intent, and they block you, then creating a new account to get around that block would be further harassing, and it would also be obvious that it was you on the second account too.
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-]
ok so can i get advice on how to not blow up on my niece at tomarrows family get together bbq thing for the 4th of july shes like 16 and got pregnant by a ****** whos 26 also need to know how to not smash his ******* teeth in also would like help with not yelling at my sister about it avoiding them seems plausible but there's still a possibility of contact can you help me?
Convince her to get an abortion or make her drink some pennyroyal tea.
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-]
yeah i thought about it idk i guess ima just get drunk and hope someone else handles it if i don't appear on her after a couple days please msg my friends letting them know i got arrested or some ****
(07/04/2015) [-] do NOT get drunk until after they leave, you are VERY LIABLE to do something you'll regret.
INSTEAD try and talk to people about it, seek comfort in their combined disgust at the situation, then have them hold you back. If enough people give them a weird vibe they may leave or something, THEN you get drunk and look at pretty sky lights
INSTEAD try and talk to people about it, seek comfort in their combined disgust at the situation, then have them hold you back. If enough people give them a weird vibe they may leave or something, THEN you get drunk and look at pretty sky lights
im 18 so technecally im not aloud to be drunk but i got half a bottle of rum that says other wise and i wish i had people there that i could talk too but i dont soo i guess ill just swim in the pool untill idk some one else starts crap im sure someone will but i guess ill just eat and relax idk
yeah i guess that's right i mean i still want to say something and i might but idk thanks man for at least listening its hard to follow sound advice
lol ok will try to do
i really want some **** to start altesats
i really want some **** to start altesats
you may not here this enough but the people who really need advice on tough subjects like love, friendship, avoiding bullies or dealing with them, depression , and any other real life challenges really do appreciate the help you are trying to provide in your own big or small way.
thank you advice your a beacon of light in a small dark lonely scarey world. a bit of advice from me. dont be afraid to reach out for help. the greatest and most precious gift we have is being able to depend on a few people.
your comrad,
difribulator
thank you advice your a beacon of light in a small dark lonely scarey world. a bit of advice from me. dont be afraid to reach out for help. the greatest and most precious gift we have is being able to depend on a few people.
your comrad,
difribulator
(05/31/2015) [-] simple. the one guy who liked Asami and then was like "but dat korra booty tho" should realize that Asami got mad stacks of cash and say "Korra I need to think of the future for me and my brother" and then Korra cries and whatever before deciding that the avatar shouldn't fall in love, that's when Aang/Katara get an episode of flashbacking to develop that characterization.
(05/31/2015) [-] I'm not talking about shipping garbage lol, I'm saying we can use this as a darker turn for her character, asami using her money to bait whatshisdick away from korra was the first step in this place to humiliate the avatar and destroy the air bending temple, for revenge because of what korra did to her dad in S1
