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| #111 - then it'll be ********* quality. [+] (7 new replies) | 11/29/2015 on i'll sing "a whole new world" | 0 |
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| #109 - when I get home faggit, don't have my recording equipment where i am. [+] (9 new replies) | 11/29/2015 on i'll sing "a whole new world" | +4 |
 Here's some advice carry a tool that can record on the go, faggot. | ||
| #105 - some of us mods have lovely singing voices excuse you [+] (11 new replies) | 11/29/2015 on i'll sing "a whole new world" | +7 |
| Here's some advice carry a tool that can record on the go, faggot. | ||
| #103 - oh my god, get a ******* Sidekick you normie | 11/29/2015 on i'll sing "a whole new world" | +1 |
| #170 - that must be a lot of your day spent doing this stuff [+] (1 new reply) | 11/29/2015 on Remember this winter | 0 |
| #176 - It'd be awfully hypocritical of me to preach about healthy bod… | 11/29/2015 on Fat People | 0 |
| #3 - ***** this is MY turf [+] (2 new replies) | 11/29/2015 on Need some girl advice? | 0 |
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| #168 - Don't do this it makes mustard gas | 11/29/2015 on Remember this winter | +1 |
| #155 - It takes two seconds to just crouch down and see, maybe he wou… | 11/28/2015 on They've evolved! | 0 |
| #149 - you don't only get lung cancer though, it's just the most prev… [+] (2 new replies) | 11/28/2015 on Fat People | 0 |
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anon (11/28/2015) [-] Why in fuck do you care? You're obviously a dick, and probably the type of person who has maybe four redneck friends (no one who'd use the word "landwhale" can have a personality worth dealing with unless drunk or stupid) in all the world. You're not interested in their health, and you probably spend much of your time indoors and/or drunk, so seriously, what does some people being fat have to do with you? Not a damn thing, so why do you care? Because you have no life, that's why. Fix that, maybe. P.S. I am not pro-fat-acceptance, quite the opposite. I think "thin privilege" is close to the dumbest thing I've ever heard, I think obesity is disgusting and that people who are obese should fix it. However, walking around pretending you're better than anyone JUST because you're not fat too is fucking pathetic. There's nothing spectacular about not being fat, and your personality obviously hasn't gained any extra boost from you not being fat. Get a damn life and personality of your own and worry about that. | ||
| #56 - probably a woman, so we should be amazed she didn't ding the c… | 11/28/2015 on Thin Privilege | +5 |
| #1343809 - >implying youngest doesn't mean sexiest. [+] (1 new reply) | 11/28/2015 on FJ Backroom | +1 |
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vermilliot (11/28/2015) [-]  If they are tall enough to turn on the light switch in the living room thats a instant turn off | ||
| #23 - ******* love this pic | 11/28/2015 on Cat drinking water~ | +2 |
| #151 - I'm more upset that he didn't try to sneak for the bonus damage... [+] (2 new replies) | 11/28/2015 on They've evolved! | 0 |
 How would you even know what direction that thing was facing? | ||
| #141 - that's like not shaming smokers for getting cancer when "… [+] (4 new replies) | 11/28/2015 on Fat People | +1 |
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anon (11/28/2015) [-] Why in fuck do you care? You're obviously a dick, and probably the type of person who has maybe four redneck friends (no one who'd use the word "landwhale" can have a personality worth dealing with unless drunk or stupid) in all the world. You're not interested in their health, and you probably spend much of your time indoors and/or drunk, so seriously, what does some people being fat have to do with you? Not a damn thing, so why do you care? Because you have no life, that's why. Fix that, maybe. P.S. I am not pro-fat-acceptance, quite the opposite. I think "thin privilege" is close to the dumbest thing I've ever heard, I think obesity is disgusting and that people who are obese should fix it. However, walking around pretending you're better than anyone JUST because you're not fat too is fucking pathetic. There's nothing spectacular about not being fat, and your personality obviously hasn't gained any extra boost from you not being fat. Get a damn life and personality of your own and worry about that. | ||
| #1343767 - Ask them for youngest looking 6-year old. jk, ge… [+] (4 new replies) | 11/28/2015 on FJ Backroom | +2 |
 Arent you supposed to give solid advices :o Like at least say sexiest looking 6-year-old #1343811 -
vermilliot (11/28/2015) [-] If they are tall enough to turn on the light switch in the living room thats a instant turn off | ||
| #135 - based on that, you can see why they prefer hentai (the charact… | 11/28/2015 on korean guy watched american... | 0 |
| #50 - yeah forreal that dude looked mad as **** | 11/28/2015 on the white man did this | +12 |
| #102 - and one with a lizard donger | 11/28/2015 on Ports | 0 |
| #31 - we're all demons on the inside [+] (1 new reply) | 11/28/2015 on Deamon | +2 |
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| #127 - cat girls can't say no | 11/28/2015 on peta...stop | +2 |
| #118 - Actually Arianna Grande is super big on cat ears, without being a weeb | 11/28/2015 on So I wake in the morning... | -2 |
| #138 - this explains so much. sonic = autism = five n… [+] (1 new reply) | 11/28/2015 on found the weirdo | 0 |
| #67 - too tired? with a dick like that it must've taken hours | 11/28/2015 on First workday after broken... | +1 |
| #28 - yes my kid, had her in September | 11/28/2015 on Bearly legal | 0 |
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-] Man I'd like to be a father too but I don't like the idea of putting anyone here. It sounds awesome to raise a Child. I'm probably sterile as well
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-] Meh I have frozen sperm anyway.
How do you test that?
How do you test that?
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victhree (08/13/2015) [-] Advice, I've been unjustly banned for spam comments I never made. Is there any way I can repeal the ban?
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xblthatguy (07/21/2015) [-] Ehe. Nah. I didn't come for counseling, I just wanted to pop-in and say goodnight.
Have a good day, Advi!
Have a good day, Advi!
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auronexplains (07/11/2015) [-] Anybody who likes Final Fantasy is alright in my book. Go get 'em tiger.
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naydon (07/05/2015) [-]
I guess you don't add randomers but thats understandable. So I'd like advice on something you didnt reply to earlier, as well as another moderator not answering also. If I were to leave comments and replies to everything you posted on this site that were hateful and mean. You'd block me, now am I allowed to continue making new accounts to bypass the block and continue harassing you?
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advice 
(07/06/2015) [-] I did add you I was just away leveling WoW characters before my bonus exp ran out.
If you leave consistently bad comments on someone's page with an ill intent, and they block you, then creating a new account to get around that block would be further harassing, and it would also be obvious that it was you on the second account too.
If you leave consistently bad comments on someone's page with an ill intent, and they block you, then creating a new account to get around that block would be further harassing, and it would also be obvious that it was you on the second account too.
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] ok so can i get advice on how to not blow up on my niece at tomarrows family get together bbq thing for the 4th of july shes like 16 and got pregnant by a ****** whos 26 also need to know how to not smash his ******* teeth in also would like help with not yelling at my sister about it avoiding them seems plausible but there's still a possibility of contact can you help me?
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cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-] Convince her to get an abortion or make her drink some pennyroyal tea.
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] yeah i thought about it idk i guess ima just get drunk and hope someone else handles it if i don't appear on her after a couple days please msg my friends letting them know i got arrested or some ****
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advice (07/04/2015) [-] do NOT get drunk until after they leave, you are VERY LIABLE to do something you'll regret.
INSTEAD try and talk to people about it, seek comfort in their combined disgust at the situation, then have them hold you back. If enough people give them a weird vibe they may leave or something, THEN you get drunk and look at pretty sky lights
INSTEAD try and talk to people about it, seek comfort in their combined disgust at the situation, then have them hold you back. If enough people give them a weird vibe they may leave or something, THEN you get drunk and look at pretty sky lights
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] im 18 so technecally im not aloud to be drunk but i got half a bottle of rum that says other wise and i wish i had people there that i could talk too but i dont soo i guess ill just swim in the pool untill idk some one else starts crap im sure someone will but i guess ill just eat and relax idk
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] yeah i guess that's right i mean i still want to say something and i might but idk thanks man for at least listening its hard to follow sound advice
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thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-] lol ok will try to do
i really want some **** to start altesats
i really want some **** to start altesats
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difribulator (06/04/2015) [-] you may not here this enough but the people who really need advice on tough subjects like love, friendship, avoiding bullies or dealing with them, depression , and any other real life challenges really do appreciate the help you are trying to provide in your own big or small way.
thank you advice your a beacon of light in a small dark lonely scarey world. a bit of advice from me. dont be afraid to reach out for help. the greatest and most precious gift we have is being able to depend on a few people.
your comrad,
difribulator
thank you advice your a beacon of light in a small dark lonely scarey world. a bit of advice from me. dont be afraid to reach out for help. the greatest and most precious gift we have is being able to depend on a few people.
your comrad,
difribulator
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advice (05/31/2015) [-] simple. the one guy who liked Asami and then was like "but dat korra booty tho" should realize that Asami got mad stacks of cash and say "Korra I need to think of the future for me and my brother" and then Korra cries and whatever before deciding that the avatar shouldn't fall in love, that's when Aang/Katara get an episode of flashbacking to develop that characterization.
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advice (05/31/2015) [-] I'm not talking about shipping garbage lol, I'm saying we can use this as a darker turn for her character, asami using her money to bait whatshisdick away from korra was the first step in this place to humiliate the avatar and destroy the air bending temple, for revenge because of what korra did to her dad in S1
