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#168 - gugek (12/23/2015) [-]

hey man, i hope you have a great day today.

#162 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]

New father eh?

#164 to #162 - advice

(08/28/2015) [-]

yep, 9 days new in fact

#165 to #164 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]

Man I'd like to be a father too but I don't like the idea of putting anyone here. It sounds awesome to raise a Child. I'm probably sterile as well

#166 to #165 - advice

(08/28/2015) [-]

won't know till you get tested

#167 to #166 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]

Meh I have frozen sperm anyway.

How do you test that?

#158 - victhree (08/13/2015) [-]

Advice, I've been unjustly banned for spam comments I never made. Is there any way I can repeal the ban?

#159 to #158 - advice

(08/14/2015) [-]

but if you're banned how are you commenting to me?

#161 to #159 - victhree (08/14/2015) [-]

Advice, I think my password has been hacked and someone's posting spam from it. I've been banned again for a post I didn't upload. Is there some way to repeal this or call for an investigation of any kind?

#160 to #159 - victhree (08/14/2015) [-]

I seem to be able to comment on profiles only.

#155 - xblthatguy (08/05/2015) [-]

No one else been here since I last came?

#156 to #155 - advice

(08/05/2015) [-]

lol most people summon me to them, not come get me here ;p

#157 to #156 - xblthatguy (08/05/2015) [-]

Ehe.

#154 - advice

(07/26/2015) [-]

Test test test at 6:30 am

#144 - xblthatguy (07/21/2015) [-]

Hey, Advice! You around?

#145 to #144 - advice

(07/21/2015) [-]

mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe

#146 to #145 - xblthatguy (07/21/2015) [-]

Hey Advi! How're you?

#147 to #146 - advice

(07/21/2015) [-]

pretty good, trying to last minute solo some raids in WoW before it resets

#148 to #147 - xblthatguy (07/21/2015) [-]

I have no idea what that means.

#149 to #148 - advice

(07/21/2015) [-]

hmm... think of it like finishing the gallon of milk the day before it expires, otherwise you have to throw it out and get a new one

#150 to #149 - xblthatguy (07/21/2015) [-]

...And now I get it perfectly.

Thanks Advi!

#151 to #150 - advice

(07/21/2015) [-]

no problem! anything I can do for ya?

#152 to #151 - xblthatguy (07/21/2015) [-]

Ehe. Nah. I didn't come for counseling, I just wanted to pop-in and say goodnight.

Have a good day, Advi!

#153 to #152 - advice

(07/21/2015) [-]

good night! I hope you have sweet dreams and remember to brush your teeth!

#143 - gugek (07/13/2015) [-]

hey have a great day.

#140 - auronexplains (07/11/2015) [-]

THE ULTIMATE EXPLAIN.

#141 to #140 - advice

(07/11/2015) [-]

That means a lot <3 you're practically FFexplain lol

#142 to #141 - auronexplains (07/11/2015) [-]

Anybody who likes Final Fantasy is alright in my book. Go get 'em tiger.

#137 - syrianassassinsoul (07/06/2015) [-]

#138 to #137 - advice

(07/06/2015) [-]

OY goyim!

#139 to #138 - syrianassassinsoul (07/06/2015) [-]

>Calling me a Goy

#135 - naydon (07/05/2015) [-]

I guess you don't add randomers but thats understandable. So I'd like advice on something you didnt reply to earlier, as well as another moderator not answering also. If I were to leave comments and replies to everything you posted on this site that were hateful and mean. You'd block me, now am I allowed to continue making new accounts to bypass the block and continue harassing you?

#136 to #135 - advice

(07/06/2015) [-]

I did add you I was just away leveling WoW characters before my bonus exp ran out.
If you leave consistently bad comments on someone's page with an ill intent, and they block you, then creating a new account to get around that block would be further harassing, and it would also be obvious that it was you on the second account too.

#126 - thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-]

ok so can i get advice on how to not blow up on my niece at tomarrows family get together bbq thing for the 4th of july shes like 16 and got pregnant by a ****** whos 26 also need to know how to not smash his ******* teeth in also would like help with not yelling at my sister about it avoiding them seems plausible but there's still a possibility of contact can you help me?

#163 to #126 - cognosceteipsum ONLINE (08/28/2015) [-]

Convince her to get an abortion or make her drink some pennyroyal tea.

#127 to #126 - advice

(07/04/2015) [-]

Just think about the police report you'll have to deal with. You can gossip about it rather loudly with all the people there in a disappointed tone, but not like, flat out mess with them.

#128 to #127 - thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-]

yeah i thought about it idk i guess ima just get drunk and hope someone else handles it if i don't appear on her after a couple days please msg my friends letting them know i got arrested or some ****

#129 to #128 - advice

(07/04/2015) [-]

do NOT get drunk until after they leave, you are VERY LIABLE to do something you'll regret.
INSTEAD try and talk to people about it, seek comfort in their combined disgust at the situation, then have them hold you back. If enough people give them a weird vibe they may leave or something, THEN you get drunk and look at pretty sky lights

#130 to #129 - thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-]

im 18 so technecally im not aloud to be drunk but i got half a bottle of rum that says other wise and i wish i had people there that i could talk too but i dont soo i guess ill just swim in the pool untill idk some one else starts crap im sure someone will but i guess ill just eat and relax idk

#131 to #130 - advice

(07/04/2015) [-]

if you're sure someone else will talk crap, then that's the someone else you can talk to about it.

#132 to #131 - thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-]

yeah i guess that's right i mean i still want to say something and i might but idk thanks man for at least listening its hard to follow sound advice

#133 to #132 - advice

(07/04/2015) [-]

eh, my advice is pretty much this: go talk to people and have them start **** so you don't.

easy enough bro

#134 to #133 - thisxshitxisxhard (07/04/2015) [-]

lol ok will try to do
i really want some **** to start altesats

#121 - zomitlu (06/08/2015) [-]

#122 to #121 - advice

(06/09/2015) [-]

I know, I see it everyday

#123 to #122 - zomitlu (06/09/2015) [-]

How do I carry on

Knowing that what I desire is no longer in reach

#124 to #123 - advice

(06/10/2015) [-]

Maybe the thing you desired was not the thing you needed.
Also every experience gives you something to learn, stick it out and find out what's at the end

#125 to #124 - zomitlu (06/10/2015) [-]

But I do need this thing

It keeps me up at night

I dream about it

#119 - difribulator (06/04/2015) [-]

you may not here this enough but the people who really need advice on tough subjects like love, friendship, avoiding bullies or dealing with them, depression , and any other real life challenges really do appreciate the help you are trying to provide in your own big or small way.
thank you advice your a beacon of light in a small dark lonely scarey world. a bit of advice from me. dont be afraid to reach out for help. the greatest and most precious gift we have is being able to depend on a few people.
your comrad,
difribulator

#120 to #119 - advice

(06/04/2015) [-]

thanks so much for that, I'm very open about what bothers me in my life, as I believe having an open life is the best way to help others

#103 - murrlogic (05/31/2015) [-]

Were you offering to help me

I'd appreciate it.

#104 to #103 - advice

(05/31/2015) [-]

mayyyybeeee.
I can give you advice at least ;p

#118 to #104 - murrlogic (05/31/2015) [-]

No

But I do want Korra to frequently be beaten by Asami.

#105 to #104 - murrlogic (05/31/2015) [-]

How well versed are you in writing?

#106 to #105 - advice

(05/31/2015) [-]

uhh... depends on if it gets my creativity flowing

#107 to #106 - murrlogic (05/31/2015) [-]

Explain.

#108 to #107 - advice

(05/31/2015) [-]

certain things "Trigger" my creativity, i can't just turn it on and decide to be creative, gotta give me something to work with

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#110 to #109 - advice

(05/31/2015) [-]

I saw the first season of eskimo dindu's.

I heard that the writers apparently looked at tumblr for advice on what to do with the other seasons.

#111 to #110 - murrlogic (05/31/2015) [-]

Which is exactly whyI am redoing the entire series. Your job is to help me make these characters seem more human. Organic.

#112 to #111 - advice

(05/31/2015) [-]

simple. the one guy who liked Asami and then was like "but dat korra booty tho" should realize that Asami got mad stacks of cash and say "Korra I need to think of the future for me and my brother" and then Korra cries and whatever before deciding that the avatar shouldn't fall in love, that's when Aang/Katara get an episode of flashbacking to develop that characterization.

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#114 to #113 - advice

(05/31/2015) [-]

I'm not talking about shipping garbage lol, I'm saying we can use this as a darker turn for her character, asami using her money to bait whatshisdick away from korra was the first step in this place to humiliate the avatar and destroy the air bending temple, for revenge because of what korra did to her dad in S1