Convince her to get an abortion or make her drink some pennyroyal tea.

Just think about the police report you'll have to deal with. You can gossip about it rather loudly with all the people there in a disappointed tone, but not like, flat out mess with them.

yeah i thought about it idk i guess ima just get drunk and hope someone else handles it if i don't appear on her after a couple days please msg my friends letting them know i got arrested or some ****

do NOT get drunk until after they leave, you are VERY LIABLE to do something you'll regret.
INSTEAD try and talk to people about it, seek comfort in their combined disgust at the situation, then have them hold you back. If enough people give them a weird vibe they may leave or something, THEN you get drunk and look at pretty sky lights

if you're sure someone else will talk crap, then that's the someone else you can talk to about it.

yeah i guess that's right i mean i still want to say something and i might but idk thanks man for at least listening its hard to follow sound advice

eh, my advice is pretty much this: go talk to people and have them start **** so you don't.

easy enough bro