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Video Games Played: Elder Scrolls 3-5, Dark Souls 1+2, Terraria, Pokemon, loads of other shit.
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Interests: Vidya, anime, electronic music
Date Signed Up:2/17/2013
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#2 - If I was important enough to be interviewed, I think I'd take …  [+] (2 new replies) 9 hours ago on Dinosaur +90
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#8 - yunoknow (29 minutes ago) [-]
is that why you're still unemployed?
#9 - smartythechicken (22 minutes ago) [-]
nigga so roasted that he could fry me just by standing next to me in the KFC smh
#19 - Just say no homo afterwards  [+] (1 new reply) 16 hours ago on Supes 0
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#20 - daniboyi (16 hours ago) [-]
true true.
#37 - "You see Ivan, with extensions you can calculate your sho… 17 hours ago on come at me bro +14
#8 - In some incarnations, Superman is psychic and can erase memori…  [+] (4 new replies) 17 hours ago on Supes 0
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#16 - daniboyi (16 hours ago) [-]
But then he would have to kiss his rapist and the entire crowd as well.
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#19 - adu (16 hours ago) [-]
Just say no homo afterwards
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#20 - daniboyi (16 hours ago) [-]
true true.
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#11 - hellomynameisbill (17 hours ago) [-]
But that's not part of his traditional skill set. Nor do I think he can mind control an entire crowd of people.
#81 - I was thinking about making this exact image earlier today. Gl… 01/11/2016 on fish nipples 0
#69 - "but in situations like this it usually ends with just th…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/11/2016 on (untitled) +6
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#71 - deathstare (01/11/2016) [-]
Considering all the innocents they kill in other lands are just "hostile militia", yeah, Americans believe it. Some dudes in a helicopter killed some guys with those photography cameras with big lenses, and called them "militia holding weapons"

They said they did not ride their vehicles over dead bodies, and you can clearly see tanks and humvees rolling over the dead in videos. They kill way more than the "bad guys", and just call them all baddies.
#80 - bann (01/11/2016) [-]
Pretty blanket statement to say "Americans" no? More or less "the western world".
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#89 - deathstare (01/11/2016) [-]
Call it what you will, but know that I speak of the US. It's accepted that the US is what people mean when they say Americans.
#9 - So just side-step and pelt them with charge shots. 01/10/2016 on something i threw together. 0
#18 - Are these the kind of hyper-submissive thoughts that terrified… 01/10/2016 on Anon has a stutter 0
#37 - You forgot Samuel ******* Jackson.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/10/2016 on Obi Wan remembers +10
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#118 - AnomynousUser (01/10/2016) [-]
If you want a good Samuel Fucking Jackson performance, watch Kingsman.
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#103 - oxidoferroso (01/10/2016) [-]
You mean Samuel ''I don't scream to anyone in this scene and just sit there rubbing my chin'' L. Jackson
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#91 - drl (01/10/2016) [-]
even he admits he regrets his performance
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#47 - siveon (01/10/2016) [-]
His performance was terrible.
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#83 - emotionexplain (01/10/2016) [-]
But he kicked ass
#64 - I'm going to assume you want spoilers on the Sans character in…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2016 on The Ultimately Relevant... +11
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#72 - sketchE (01/09/2016) [-]
ok thank you. i love this character but like i said i just cant get invested in anything else in the game

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User avatar #482 - adu (02/24/2015) [-]
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Warning: One Piece spoilers will be found in the comments below.
You have been warned.
User avatar #608 - sackit (12/02/2015) [-]
Rawrrrr xD
User avatar #609 to #608 - adu (12/02/2015) [-]
Holy **** it's a ******* dinosaur
User avatar #596 - giffythetoad (11/15/2015) [-]
Got any favourite electronic songs you'd care to share, Sir?
Breakbot - Baby I'm Yours feat. Irfane (Official Video)
User avatar #597 to #596 - adu (11/15/2015) [-]
Electro Sun - Double Trouble
I don't know where to find it on youtube above 240p, unfortunately. There are some good remixes though. I would certainly recommend all of Electro Sun's Double Trouble and Higher than Ever albums.

Here's my favorite song by Rameses B though. Rameses b - Gemini
User avatar #598 to #597 - giffythetoad (11/15/2015) [-]
Hmm... a bit fast-paced. But it's got a nice beat :o

Got anything that's more smooth, real chill stuff? o3o
User avatar #599 to #598 - adu (11/16/2015) [-]
That's because Psytrance is my favorite genre of electric currently. It's more fast-past and varied than most other kinds of trance.

Here's something that is pretty chill and isn't psy
Deep Soul Duo - Fellowship (Original Mix)
User avatar #601 to #599 - giffythetoad (11/16/2015) [-]
Aww yiss....that's more like it. -3-

Thank you, Adu
User avatar #602 to #601 - adu (11/16/2015) [-]
You should check out more of Rameses B, the guy I mentioned earlier. He's made a ton of chillout stuff aside from his trance/house stuff. In fact, just about all of his recent stuff is chill I think.
User avatar #603 to #602 - giffythetoad (11/16/2015) [-]
Ooooh. Could you give me some top picks? :3
User avatar #604 to #603 - adu (11/16/2015) [-]
Rameses B - Meaning Of Life

Rameses B - Safe Haven

Rameses B - Pure (EP)

These ones always make me feel good.
#605 to #604 - giffythetoad (11/16/2015) [-]
Aww yisss.... -3-
That's more like it!
Thanks for the recommendations, buddy! 'ppreciate it! ^-^
User avatar #606 to #605 - adu (11/16/2015) [-]
No problem, man.
User avatar #600 to #599 - adu (11/16/2015) [-]
Fast-paced*
I'm a little tired
#572 - kavrick (09/22/2015) [-]
Just decided to add you because i saw you liked one piece
User avatar #593 to #572 - adu (09/22/2015) [-]
New comment thread because old one hit the reply limit.
Heat fruit guy is 100% filler.
#594 to #593 - kavrick (09/22/2015) [-]
i might skip it then
#573 to #572 - adu (09/22/2015) [-]
That's fine. I always like talking about One Piece.
#574 to #573 - kavrick (09/22/2015) [-]
sanji is probably my second favorite character after coby
#575 to #574 - adu (09/22/2015) [-]
Sanji has always been my favorite, which is why his absence from the anime upsets it. I honestly haven't been following it for months because of it.
#576 to #575 - kavrick (09/22/2015) [-]
how do you think i feel? and sanji is in like every episode
#577 to #576 - adu (09/22/2015) [-]
I meant recently, the second half of the Dressrosa arc, Sanji heads off on Sunny and isn't heard from for a looooong time.
#578 to #577 - kavrick (09/22/2015) [-]
That's only one arc, i'm lucky if i see coby once every 200 episodes
User avatar #579 to #578 - adu (09/22/2015) [-]
That's because he's very much a side character. He's getting really strong really quickly, but he was hopeless at the start of the series and has since been trying desperately to catch up to Luffy's level. If he was onscreen most of the time, much of his growth wouldn't make sense, like the fact that he grew 2 feet and got hit by puberty REAL hard before the timeskip.
#580 to #579 - kavrick (09/22/2015) [-]
i hope he becomes a more regular character though
#581 to #580 - adu (09/22/2015) [-]
I hope Sanji gets BACK to being a regular character.

As for Coby, it's obvious that they're setting him up to be an important character, just like they did with Ace during his short appearance in the Alabasta arc. Coby will get his time in the spotlight, it's just a matter of when.
#582 to #581 - kavrick (09/22/2015) [-]
Well i'm not even half way through so..
User avatar #583 to #582 - adu (09/22/2015) [-]
Have you gotten to Marineford?
User avatar #584 to #583 - kavrick (09/22/2015) [-]
nope
User avatar #585 to #584 - adu (09/22/2015) [-]
You'll see a bit of Coby there. What part are you on specifically?
#586 to #585 - kavrick (09/22/2015) [-]
the arc after water seven
User avatar #587 to #586 - adu (09/22/2015) [-]
Enies Lobby? With Robin? That's one of my favorite arcs of all time! Can you be even more specific? I can talk about it but I don't want to spoil anything.
User avatar #588 to #587 - kavrick (09/22/2015) [-]
enies lobby is a part of water 7 arc because they return and do some stuff in water 7 after
User avatar #589 to #588 - adu (09/22/2015) [-]
Oh so you'd be in Thriller Bark then
User avatar #590 to #589 - kavrick (09/22/2015) [-]
no i'm at the ice place
User avatar #591 to #590 - adu (09/22/2015) [-]
Then that's probably filler.
User avatar #592 to #591 - kavrick (09/22/2015) [-]
nah, it was with the guy with the heat fruit
User avatar #563 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
hihi
User avatar #564 to #563 - adu (08/08/2015) [-]
Sup
User avatar #565 to #564 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
nooothin. you?
User avatar #566 to #565 - adu (08/08/2015) [-]
Just woke up, figured I'd play some Terraria.
User avatar #567 to #566 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
Ah I see.
User avatar #568 to #567 - adu (08/08/2015) [-]
Do you play Terraria?
User avatar #569 to #568 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (08/08/2015) [-]
I tried it but I dont like it much.
User avatar #570 to #569 - adu (08/08/2015) [-]
Why not?
User avatar #560 - include (07/19/2015) [-]
I'm NGstars
User avatar #561 to #560 - adu (07/20/2015) [-]
Ah, okay. Accepted.
User avatar #562 to #561 - include (07/20/2015) [-]
Cool
User avatar #553 - include (07/17/2015) [-]
What's your steam account?
User avatar #554 to #553 - adu (07/18/2015) [-]
adu767
User avatar #555 to #554 - include (07/18/2015) [-]
Added.
User avatar #556 to #555 - adu (07/18/2015) [-]
I've just been playing Terraria recently, but also enjoy Dark Souls
User avatar #557 to #556 - include (07/18/2015) [-]
I want to play terraria with friends, that is more fun than singleplayer
User avatar #558 to #557 - adu (07/18/2015) [-]
Alrighty, well if you're ever in the mood just let me know
User avatar #559 to #558 - include (07/18/2015) [-]
Will do
User avatar #540 - admiralloli (07/12/2015) [-]
hey
User avatar #541 to #540 - adu (07/12/2015) [-]
Sup
#542 to #541 - admiralloli (07/12/2015) [-]
i decided to draw you from what i've seen
User avatar #544 to #543 - admiralloli (07/12/2015) [-]
do you think its good enough for the fridge?
i worked very hard on it
#545 to #544 - adu (07/12/2015) [-]
I'd put it on my fridge for sure.
#546 to #545 - admiralloli (07/12/2015) [-]
i think thats a win for me

on a slightly unrelated note who is aokiji working with?
#547 to #546 - adu (07/12/2015) [-]
Not sure, as I don't read the manga. I'm pretty sure he's working with the revolutionaries now, though.
#548 to #547 - admiralloli (07/12/2015) [-]
why don't you read the manga?
#549 to #548 - adu (07/12/2015) [-]
Well, my girlfriend doesn't read the manga, and I like to watch each new episode with her so it's fresh for us both. But with how bad the pacing of the anime has been going lately, I've strongly considered just reading the rest of the manga.
#550 to #549 - admiralloli (07/12/2015) [-]
showing off that you got a girl huh??

maybe its because i can read the manga so it wouldn't affect me as much, but i kind of just want them to take a break from the show for a bit since it feels so slow
#551 to #550 - adu (07/12/2015) [-]
I honestly wouldn't mind if the anime went on hiatus for, like, six months. They can work on their animation and pacing in the meantime as the manga gives them more breathing room.
#552 to #551 - admiralloli (07/12/2015) [-]
yeah, kinda like gintama did for a few years
totally on purpose
#539 - moocowsz ONLINE (07/06/2015) [-]
I for one hope Bartolomeo joins Luffy's crew.

With his razor sharp teeth, he can help Luffy activate gear 3rd when he's sucking him off.
User avatar #538 - adu (07/01/2015) [-]
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#528 - moocowsz ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
Got some good ideas for gears for luffy if you're interested.

Such as gear 5, like gear 3, but instead of blowing air into his bones, he blows it into his veins, and pushes all the blood into his foot, then he puts a toothpick under his big toe nail and kicks a wall as hard as he can.
User avatar #529 to #528 - adu (05/23/2015) [-]
That's some kind of ****** up, man.
#530 to #529 - moocowsz ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
Notice how he hurts himself to get stronger with his current gears,

A great deal of pain is required to power up.

Kinda like gear six: luffy stretches out his teeth and twists them into a drill that he inserts into the holes of his eyes, then he stretches his nipples into a pair of scissors which he uses to cut off his genitals


he can also stretch his hair back into his body and regrow it in different spot. By focusing his hockey, he can create a quick jab from his compressed hair cannon.


lastly, he detaches the bones from his shoulderblades and relocates them under his big toe nail, to which he promptly kicks a wall as hard as he can
User avatar #531 to #530 - adu (05/23/2015) [-]
You should submit these to Oda, they're pretty brutal.
#532 to #531 - moocowsz ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
I've got quite a few more if you're interested, they're a lot worse though.
User avatar #533 to #532 - adu (05/23/2015) [-]
I think I'll pass.
#534 to #533 - moocowsz ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
How many years do you think luffy has lost from using gear 2?

They say one cigarette is 14 minutes of your life lost,

i guessed about 400 uses during the timeskip, by the time it ended, i was already thinking he'd probably only live to be 50 years old,

Assuming he never unlocks the true power of gears 5 and 6
User avatar #535 to #534 - adu (05/23/2015) [-]
He's gonna die pretty young, I'm almost certain. He might let himself get executed before a natural death, though. Pull a Gold Roger or something.
#536 to #535 - moocowsz ONLINE (05/23/2015) [-]
he could just forget to turn gear 2nd off one night before bed and wake up an old man.
User avatar #537 to #536 - adu (05/23/2015) [-]
I don't think it works that way.
#525 - tarabostes (04/25/2015) [-]
How did doflamingo take Sanji's kicks so well? I mean i know he has that badass armament haki but damn.....
























btw why isn't pica's devil fruit a logia? How does that stone-assimilation thingie work?
User avatar #526 to #525 - adu (04/25/2015) [-]
It's pretty much armament haki I think for Doflamingo. He's pretty ******* powerful, either the strongest or second strongest shichibukai next to Mihawk. He was one of only three people to fight at Marineford and come out unscathed, the other two being Boa Hancock and Dracule Mihawk. The only person to ever make him think twice about attacking head-on was Aokiji, and maybe Fujitora.

And I'm not sure about Pica. Is he not a logia? I've seen him assemble himself from stone in the anime, so I'm not sure what else he could be. Do you have a source saying he isn't logia?
#527 to #526 - tarabostes (04/25/2015) [-]
Yeah the one with Aokiji was intense as hell, how did he even get out of his ice? He ain't no quake-man!




















onepiece.wikia.com/wiki/Pica
Weird as hell, i mean assimilating sounds cool, and even if he was a logia i guess He could still get hit by haki users....
User avatar #523 - adu (03/24/2015) [-]
Site for pokemon sprites:
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User avatar #517 - Lintutu (03/24/2015) [-]
i would've loved to reply to your comment, but i can't because that faggot saltboy deleted pretty much everything for no reason
User avatar #518 to #517 - adu (03/24/2015) [-]
Which comment?
User avatar #519 to #518 - Lintutu (03/24/2015) [-]
you replying to me asking about what it's like being the only girl in the group. i didn't even get to read it :C
#520 to #519 - adu (03/24/2015) [-]
Let me see if I can graft it from memory:
"Are you the kind of guy's-girl that sometimes does kinky favors? That's kind of a creepy question, you don't have to answer that.
Either way, I'm not sure why some guys think less of some girls who hang out with a lot of guys, whether it's sexual or not. Reverse the genders and that particular guy hanging out with all the ladies would be considered an alpha male, regardless if he's "getting some" or not.

But yeah, I know what you mean. Women can be bitches sometimes."

And then I think I uploaded this picture.
User avatar #521 to #520 - Lintutu (03/24/2015) [-]
ah, and to answer your question, no i'm not. I have a boyfriend already and we pretty much share all the same friends (all of which happen to be guys lol) My friends are on supreme bro-level for me and they see me as an equal. Not just the token girl of the group, but pretty much one of them. And it's nice that they can openly talk about anything in front of me
User avatar #522 to #521 - adu (03/24/2015) [-]
My girlfriend would likely be the same way if I actually had other friends for her to hang around with. I kind of do, but they all live inconveniently far away and have schedules that make it near impossible to hang out with them. She's cool though, doesn't mind me calling her "man" or "bro" and is always ready to comfort me with boob-touching. I can't say that's quite as good as when my guy friends offer it, though. Then it gets weird.

Nice feraligator.
User avatar #509 - Kairyuka (03/17/2015) [-]
I hid it from you especially because I'm evil like that
User avatar #510 to #509 - adu (03/17/2015) [-]
Naww, man! Congratulations! What is she like?
User avatar #511 to #510 - Kairyuka (03/17/2015) [-]
She's god dang adorable that's what she's like! But for real I met her on this site last year, and we started dating late january
In comparison to my last relationship this feels way more relaxed and natural. I relax when I'm with her =w=
Also we're planning that I'm gonna go see her this summer DD
User avatar #512 to #511 - adu (03/17/2015) [-]
Well I hope things turn out well for you! You're honestly a charming guy when you want to be, but I'm sure she already knows that. Make sure to stock up on gifts, maybe write something sweet for her, wink wink.
User avatar #513 to #512 - Kairyuka (03/17/2015) [-]
I think you may be giving me too much credit, but at least her and I have much the same principles of life and we just match pretty well I think
#497 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
hhi..
#499 to #497 - adu (03/17/2015) [-]
Hey, what's up?
#501 to #499 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Not much. I beat SDR2 yesterday, so I'm kinda at a loss for games to play.
Not much. I beat SDR2 yesterday, so I'm kinda at a loss for games to play.
User avatar #502 to #501 - adu (03/17/2015) [-]
What's SDR2?
#503 to #502 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Super DanganRonpa 2; Goodbye Despair.
Super DanganRonpa 2; Goodbye Despair.
#504 to #503 - adu (03/17/2015) [-]
Have you played Dark Souls and Dark Souls 2 yet?
Have you played Dark Souls and Dark Souls 2 yet?
#505 to #504 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
I was almost done with DS1, when they tried removing the windows live feature and making it work with steam servers.
Then my game would no longer work and I had to uninstall and reinstall. I lost my save files and like that I've had enough of that franchise.
#506 to #505 - adu (03/17/2015) [-]
That's an unfortunate one-time technical difficulty. It doesn't have to stop you from enjoying the rest of the game, or even its sequel (which has always been reliably on Steam servers.)    
   
If you'd like, I could play through DS1 with you. It would go a lot faster co-oping with someone who's beaten the game several times.
That's an unfortunate one-time technical difficulty. It doesn't have to stop you from enjoying the rest of the game, or even its sequel (which has always been reliably on Steam servers.)

If you'd like, I could play through DS1 with you. It would go a lot faster co-oping with someone who's beaten the game several times.
#507 to #506 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Maybe.. maybe if I can get it to work.
#508 to #507 - adu (03/17/2015) [-]
**** man, we could do it today! I don't have work for like another 6 hours.
#495 - bartolomeo (03/16/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #498 to #496 - bartolomeo (03/17/2015) [-]
I'm too good, right Sanji
#500 to #498 - adu (03/17/2015) [-]
Not really.
#514 to #500 - bartolomeo (03/17/2015) [-]
But Sanji senpai

I'm so glad I made this account, Bartolomeo is hilarious
#515 to #514 - adu (03/17/2015) [-]
Admittedly, I'm not sure how I'm supposed to react, as Sanji and Bartolomeo had basically zero interaction.
#516 to #515 - bartolomeo (03/17/2015) [-]
Maybe I can be Luffy senpai Nakama
Maybe I can be Luffy senpai Nakama
User avatar #483 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
You invade the places of others, seeking to plunder. To take, and scheme, and kill; everything torn asunder.
There is much you have gained, with no feeling of remorse. "It's survival of the fittest, nature running its course."

But there is one legend that makes you think twice. A tale of a punisher, who makes men flee like mice.
With shoulders broad like a giant, and the wise gaze of a father. Should the wicked cross his path, their lives go no farther.

Carrying a sword bearing the heat of those scorned, The flames of chaos to engulf those who were warned.
Horrifying speed to seek the guilty, betraying his armor's weight. Cannot be stopped, cannot be moved; none can escape his gait.

But this legend is a lie, told by a meek and feeble knave. A story told by mothers, to make sure children behave.
So the story withers, and its message quickly fades. And so your fears are settled; after all, there's a profit to be made.

And so you pillage and hunt, the warning you need not heed. Your strength so assured, there is no guilt in your deeds.
You deny others the slightest mercy, and enjoy taking a life. You laugh at other's pain, and find entertainment in their strife.

But then one day, as you trespass as you have many times before, You see your greatest fear in flesh, and know your days are no more.
With the face of a scorned father, with strong arms spread apart. There is no point in fighting, as your soul will soon depart.

Well, what is it! You're shaking where you stand! Crying to yourself, this isn't what you planned.
You've heard the warning, you must have known. You came here seeking blood, well now it's your own!

What's wrong? You looked tired. Your terror newfound, your feet in a mire. Your fear is higher, you treacherous liar, as you see your coming pyre. You've met your desires, sold to the best buyer at the expense of the crier and lived as a sire, but now that you've provoked my ire your fate has become dire as you see your hope retire and your life hangs by a wire. Pray now, because here comes the fire.

You swing your blade, and attempt at a thrust. The blows bounce off my armor, but try if you must.
No trick or magic to save you, my movement too swift. Burning blade through your heart, with death as your gift.

And now you've been shown the error of your ways. Bleeding on the ground, on the last of your days.
Judgement delivered, as you make your last cries. As a warning to others; Git Gud.
User avatar #484 to #483 - adu (02/26/2015) [-]
Why are you posting this here exactly?
User avatar #485 to #484 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
did you read the end?
User avatar #486 to #485 - adu (02/26/2015) [-]
That ruins the rhyme scheme though
User avatar #487 to #486 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
And now you've been shown the error of your ways. Bleeding on the ground, on the last of your blood.
Judgement delivered, as you make your last cries. As a warning to others; Git Gud.
User avatar #489 to #487 - adu (02/26/2015) [-]
That... doesn't help.
The last line is supposed to rhyme "cries" with "dies," as in "The Legend Never Dies."
User avatar #491 to #489 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
press R
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User avatar #490 to #488 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
OR

And now you've been shown the error of your ways. lying on the ground, on the last of your blood.
Judgement delivered, as you make your last cries. As a warning to others; Do you her the git gud?
User avatar #492 to #490 - adu (02/26/2015) [-]
That makes no sense still, the rhyme scheme is A A, B B, but you made it A B, C B...

Let me try.
And now you've been shown the error of your ways. lying on the ground, on the last of your days.
Judgement has been delivered, as it always should. And as a warning to others; Git Gud.
User avatar #493 to #492 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
Great.

that's your official anthem.

You invade the places of others, seeking to plunder. To take, and scheme, and kill; everything torn asunder.
There is much you have gained, with no feeling of remorse. "It's survival of the fittest, nature running its course."

But there is one legend that makes you think twice. A tale of a punisher, who makes men flee like mice.
With shoulders broad like a giant, and the wise gaze of a father. Should the wicked cross his path, their lives go no farther.

Carrying a sword bearing the heat of those scorned, The flames of chaos to engulf those who were warned.
Horrifying speed to seek the guilty, betraying his armor's weight. Cannot be stopped, cannot be moved; none can escape his gait.

But this legend is a lie, told by a meek and feeble knave. A story told by mothers, to make sure children behave.
So the story withers, and its message quickly fades. And so your fears are settled; after all, there's a profit to be made.

And so you pillage and hunt, the warning you need not heed. Your strength so assured, there is no guilt in your deeds.
You deny others the slightest mercy, and enjoy taking a life. You laugh at other's pain, and find entertainment in their strife.

But then one day, as you trespass as you have many times before, You see your greatest fear in flesh, and know your days are no more.
With the face of a scorned father, with strong arms spread apart. There is no point in fighting, as your soul will soon depart.

Well, what is it! You're shaking where you stand! Crying to yourself, this isn't what you planned.
You've heard the warning, you must have known. You came here seeking blood, well now it's your own!

What's wrong? You looked tired. Your terror newfound, your feet in a mire. Your fear is higher, you treacherous liar, as you see your coming pyre. You've met your desires, sold to the best buyer at the expense of the crier and lived as a sire, but now that you've provoked my ire your fate has become dire as you see your hope retire and your life hangs by a wire. Pray now, because here comes the fire.

You swing your blade, and attempt at a thrust. The blows bounce off my armor, but try if you must.
No trick or magic to save you, my movement too swift. Burning blade through your heart, with death as your gift.

And now you've been shown the error of your ways. lying on the ground, on the last of your days.
Judgement has been delivered, as it always should. And as a warning to others; Git Gud.
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