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Gender: male
Age: 21
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Youtube Channel: Adu767
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Consoles Owned: 360, Gamecube
Video Games Played: Elder Scrolls 3-5, Dark Souls 1+2, Terraria, Pokemon, loads of other shit.
X-box Gamertag: Antithesis View
Interests: Vidya, anime, electronic music
Date Signed Up:2/17/2013
Last Login:4/25/2015
Location:USA Arizona
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#18 - Comment deleted 9 hours ago on Starme 0
#306 - I don't see what's wrong about the Gen 7 concept. Clearly it's… 04/22/2015 on Cringe #34 - Gamer, Sonic &... 0
#160 - This is going to sound farfetch'd (pokepun intended) but my li… 04/22/2015 on Never Caught a Shiny -1
#155 - Exactly. For the single player, people just use what they get.… 04/22/2015 on Never Caught a Shiny 0
#152 - Use the mega.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2015 on Never Caught a Shiny 0
User avatar #172 - despell (04/22/2015) [-]
i know
#148 - All you need is one carrier to spread it to a ******** … 04/22/2015 on Never Caught a Shiny +1
#45 - Relevant.  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2015 on Dead Nigger Storage +2
User avatar #60 - xxtrashboatxx (04/22/2015) [-]
HotDiggedyDemon is awesome and i love his animations!
#44 - Same here. Ah well, he's probably a ******* anyway. 04/22/2015 on Squidward +2
#45 - I pee sitting down because it's more comfortable, and also bec…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/21/2015 on Jus Sayin +17
User avatar #129 - twofreegerbils (04/22/2015) [-]
This so much.

If I'm at home then I trust the sanitation of my toilet. Pissing standing up splashes piss water everywhere, I don't care how good of a shot you think you are, the water will splash all over the toilet and walls and eventually dry into a yellow goo.

I only ever sit down in my house and our toilets stay fucking pristine. I'm in a college dorm now and all the guys piss standing up, the toilet is fucking filthy.
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#98 - fefe (04/22/2015) [-]
Worth every second to be on a fresh seat while I'm on fj doesn't matter if we are gay now.
#107 - Oh yeah. Sorry, I'm kinda tired. I can see your point about th… 04/21/2015 on Pokemons with different styles 0

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Latest users (1): tarabostes, anonymous(1).
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User avatar #482 - adu ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
stickied by adu
Warning: One Piece spoilers will be found in the comments below.
You have been warned.
User avatar #523 - adu ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
Site for pokemon sprites:
www.pkparaiso.com/xy/sprites_pokemon.php
User avatar #517 - Lintutu (03/24/2015) [-]
i would've loved to reply to your comment, but i can't because that faggot saltboy deleted pretty much everything for no reason
User avatar #518 to #517 - adu ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
Which comment?
User avatar #519 to #518 - Lintutu (03/24/2015) [-]
you replying to me asking about what it's like being the only girl in the group. i didn't even get to read it :C
#520 to #519 - adu ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
Let me see if I can graft it from memory:
"Are you the kind of guy's-girl that sometimes does kinky favors? That's kind of a creepy question, you don't have to answer that.
Either way, I'm not sure why some guys think less of some girls who hang out with a lot of guys, whether it's sexual or not. Reverse the genders and that particular guy hanging out with all the ladies would be considered an alpha male, regardless if he's "getting some" or not.

But yeah, I know what you mean. Women can be bitches sometimes."

And then I think I uploaded this picture.
User avatar #521 to #520 - Lintutu (03/24/2015) [-]
ah, and to answer your question, no i'm not. I have a boyfriend already and we pretty much share all the same friends (all of which happen to be guys lol) My friends are on supreme bro-level for me and they see me as an equal. Not just the token girl of the group, but pretty much one of them. And it's nice that they can openly talk about anything in front of me
User avatar #522 to #521 - adu ONLINE (03/24/2015) [-]
My girlfriend would likely be the same way if I actually had other friends for her to hang around with. I kind of do, but they all live inconveniently far away and have schedules that make it near impossible to hang out with them. She's cool though, doesn't mind me calling her "man" or "bro" and is always ready to comfort me with boob-touching. I can't say that's quite as good as when my guy friends offer it, though. Then it gets weird.

Nice feraligator.
User avatar #509 - Kairyuka ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
I hid it from you especially because I'm evil like that
User avatar #510 to #509 - adu ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Naww, man! Congratulations! What is she like?
User avatar #511 to #510 - Kairyuka ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
She's god dang adorable that's what she's like! But for real I met her on this site last year, and we started dating late january
In comparison to my last relationship this feels way more relaxed and natural. I relax when I'm with her =w=
Also we're planning that I'm gonna go see her this summer DD
User avatar #512 to #511 - adu ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Well I hope things turn out well for you! You're honestly a charming guy when you want to be, but I'm sure she already knows that. Make sure to stock up on gifts, maybe write something sweet for her, wink wink.
User avatar #513 to #512 - Kairyuka ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
I think you may be giving me too much credit, but at least her and I have much the same principles of life and we just match pretty well I think
#499 to #497 - adu ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Hey, what's up?
#501 to #499 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
Not much. I beat SDR2 yesterday, so I'm kinda at a loss for games to play.
Not much. I beat SDR2 yesterday, so I'm kinda at a loss for games to play.
User avatar #502 to #501 - adu ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
What's SDR2?
#503 to #502 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
Super DanganRonpa 2; Goodbye Despair.
Super DanganRonpa 2; Goodbye Despair.
#504 to #503 - adu ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Have you played Dark Souls and Dark Souls 2 yet?
Have you played Dark Souls and Dark Souls 2 yet?
#505 to #504 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
I was almost done with DS1, when they tried removing the windows live feature and making it work with steam servers.
Then my game would no longer work and I had to uninstall and reinstall. I lost my save files and like that I've had enough of that franchise.
#506 to #505 - adu ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
That's an unfortunate one-time technical difficulty. It doesn't have to stop you from enjoying the rest of the game, or even its sequel (which has always been reliably on Steam servers.)    
   
If you'd like, I could play through DS1 with you. It would go a lot faster co-oping with someone who's beaten the game several times.
That's an unfortunate one-time technical difficulty. It doesn't have to stop you from enjoying the rest of the game, or even its sequel (which has always been reliably on Steam servers.)

If you'd like, I could play through DS1 with you. It would go a lot faster co-oping with someone who's beaten the game several times.
#507 to #506 - venomousvalentine (03/17/2015) [-]
Maybe.. maybe if I can get it to work.
#508 to #507 - adu ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
**** man, we could do it today! I don't have work for like another 6 hours.
#495 - bartolomeo (03/16/2015) [-]
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#496 to #495 - adu ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Oh hi.
User avatar #498 to #496 - bartolomeo (03/17/2015) [-]
I'm too good, right Sanji
#500 to #498 - adu ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Not really.
#514 to #500 - bartolomeo (03/17/2015) [-]
But Sanji senpai

I'm so glad I made this account, Bartolomeo is hilarious
#515 to #514 - adu ONLINE (03/17/2015) [-]
Admittedly, I'm not sure how I'm supposed to react, as Sanji and Bartolomeo had basically zero interaction.
#516 to #515 - bartolomeo (03/17/2015) [-]
Maybe I can be Luffy senpai Nakama
Maybe I can be Luffy senpai Nakama
User avatar #483 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
You invade the places of others, seeking to plunder. To take, and scheme, and kill; everything torn asunder.
There is much you have gained, with no feeling of remorse. "It's survival of the fittest, nature running its course."

But there is one legend that makes you think twice. A tale of a punisher, who makes men flee like mice.
With shoulders broad like a giant, and the wise gaze of a father. Should the wicked cross his path, their lives go no farther.

Carrying a sword bearing the heat of those scorned, The flames of chaos to engulf those who were warned.
Horrifying speed to seek the guilty, betraying his armor's weight. Cannot be stopped, cannot be moved; none can escape his gait.

But this legend is a lie, told by a meek and feeble knave. A story told by mothers, to make sure children behave.
So the story withers, and its message quickly fades. And so your fears are settled; after all, there's a profit to be made.

And so you pillage and hunt, the warning you need not heed. Your strength so assured, there is no guilt in your deeds.
You deny others the slightest mercy, and enjoy taking a life. You laugh at other's pain, and find entertainment in their strife.

But then one day, as you trespass as you have many times before, You see your greatest fear in flesh, and know your days are no more.
With the face of a scorned father, with strong arms spread apart. There is no point in fighting, as your soul will soon depart.

Well, what is it! You're shaking where you stand! Crying to yourself, this isn't what you planned.
You've heard the warning, you must have known. You came here seeking blood, well now it's your own!

What's wrong? You looked tired. Your terror newfound, your feet in a mire. Your fear is higher, you treacherous liar, as you see your coming pyre. You've met your desires, sold to the best buyer at the expense of the crier and lived as a sire, but now that you've provoked my ire your fate has become dire as you see your hope retire and your life hangs by a wire. Pray now, because here comes the fire.

You swing your blade, and attempt at a thrust. The blows bounce off my armor, but try if you must.
No trick or magic to save you, my movement too swift. Burning blade through your heart, with death as your gift.

And now you've been shown the error of your ways. Bleeding on the ground, on the last of your days.
Judgement delivered, as you make your last cries. As a warning to others; Git Gud.
User avatar #484 to #483 - adu ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
Why are you posting this here exactly?
User avatar #485 to #484 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
did you read the end?
User avatar #486 to #485 - adu ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
That ruins the rhyme scheme though
User avatar #487 to #486 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
And now you've been shown the error of your ways. Bleeding on the ground, on the last of your blood.
Judgement delivered, as you make your last cries. As a warning to others; Git Gud.
User avatar #489 to #487 - adu ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
That... doesn't help.
The last line is supposed to rhyme "cries" with "dies," as in "The Legend Never Dies."
User avatar #491 to #489 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
press R
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User avatar #490 to #488 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
OR

And now you've been shown the error of your ways. lying on the ground, on the last of your blood.
Judgement delivered, as you make your last cries. As a warning to others; Do you her the git gud?
User avatar #492 to #490 - adu ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
That makes no sense still, the rhyme scheme is A A, B B, but you made it A B, C B...

Let me try.
And now you've been shown the error of your ways. lying on the ground, on the last of your days.
Judgement has been delivered, as it always should. And as a warning to others; Git Gud.
User avatar #493 to #492 - megpoidgumibear ONLINE (02/26/2015) [-]
Great.

that's your official anthem.

You invade the places of others, seeking to plunder. To take, and scheme, and kill; everything torn asunder.
There is much you have gained, with no feeling of remorse. "It's survival of the fittest, nature running its course."

But there is one legend that makes you think twice. A tale of a punisher, who makes men flee like mice.
With shoulders broad like a giant, and the wise gaze of a father. Should the wicked cross his path, their lives go no farther.

Carrying a sword bearing the heat of those scorned, The flames of chaos to engulf those who were warned.
Horrifying speed to seek the guilty, betraying his armor's weight. Cannot be stopped, cannot be moved; none can escape his gait.

But this legend is a lie, told by a meek and feeble knave. A story told by mothers, to make sure children behave.
So the story withers, and its message quickly fades. And so your fears are settled; after all, there's a profit to be made.

And so you pillage and hunt, the warning you need not heed. Your strength so assured, there is no guilt in your deeds.
You deny others the slightest mercy, and enjoy taking a life. You laugh at other's pain, and find entertainment in their strife.

But then one day, as you trespass as you have many times before, You see your greatest fear in flesh, and know your days are no more.
With the face of a scorned father, with strong arms spread apart. There is no point in fighting, as your soul will soon depart.

Well, what is it! You're shaking where you stand! Crying to yourself, this isn't what you planned.
You've heard the warning, you must have known. You came here seeking blood, well now it's your own!

What's wrong? You looked tired. Your terror newfound, your feet in a mire. Your fear is higher, you treacherous liar, as you see your coming pyre. You've met your desires, sold to the best buyer at the expense of the crier and lived as a sire, but now that you've provoked my ire your fate has become dire as you see your hope retire and your life hangs by a wire. Pray now, because here comes the fire.

You swing your blade, and attempt at a thrust. The blows bounce off my armor, but try if you must.
No trick or magic to save you, my movement too swift. Burning blade through your heart, with death as your gift.

And now you've been shown the error of your ways. lying on the ground, on the last of your days.
Judgement has been delivered, as it always should. And as a warning to others; Git Gud.
User avatar #475 - tikitaco ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Adu I don't like you ok
User avatar #477 to #475 - adu ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Also, who are you again?
User avatar #478 to #477 - tikitaco ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
You don't know me, but I know you... you're the reason I know Sabo's alive Adu... you spoiled it for adu
User avatar #479 to #478 - adu ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Which comment was it? I apologize, if I can find it I'll delete it.
User avatar #480 to #479 - tikitaco ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
It was a long time ago on your profile.. I was going to friend you but you broke my heart
User avatar #481 to #480 - adu ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
Sorry, I was discussing episodes with someone else, it was meant more as a private discussion. I'll put a sticky to warn others.
User avatar #476 to #475 - adu ONLINE (02/24/2015) [-]
And I will forever be infinitely devastated.
User avatar #459 - include (01/31/2015) [-]
Episode 679 is up, did you watch it?
User avatar #460 to #459 - adu ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
If that came out just today, then no, since I need to set aside some time to watch it with the girlfriend.
#474 to #460 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/05/2015) [-]
>with the girlfriend   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
And 680 is up , sanji dies from so much NOT gettin' laid!
>with the girlfriend


























And 680 is up , sanji dies from so much NOT gettin' laid!
User avatar #461 to #460 - include (01/31/2015) [-]
It came out some time ago, I haven't seen it yet.
User avatar #462 to #461 - adu ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
If it came out last sunday then I have seen it, yes.
User avatar #463 to #462 - include (01/31/2015) [-]
Don't tell me what happens
#455 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
"Look at me , i know how to make ramen, i'm such a good cook, much clasyness, much m'ladying..."
#456 to #455 - adu ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
Bitches better believe I can make a lot more than ramen.
#457 to #456 - tarabostes ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
You can heat a frozen-pizza in the microwave oven?
#458 to #457 - adu ONLINE (01/31/2015) [-]
You don't microwave frozen pizza you little 			****		! You have to bake it!   
You can't even do THAT correctly! Without your mother cooking for you, you probably would have starved yourself to death with ineptitude!
You don't microwave frozen pizza you little **** ! You have to bake it!
You can't even do THAT correctly! Without your mother cooking for you, you probably would have starved yourself to death with ineptitude!
#464 to #458 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
Why would i need frozen pizza when i eat yo bitch's pusi ALL day 'kama-man!
#465 to #464 - adu ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
Please, I have more bitches than you have green hairs, sword-chomper.
#466 to #465 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
WW-WHY II-IS VV-VIOLET PP-PASSED OO-OUT?
#467 to #466 - adu ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
She's just fine, she was just exhausted from all the making out. But you wouldn't know what that feels like, all your tongue feels is swords.
#468 to #467 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
Swords that get bitches just by lookin' at 'em!




















I don't need to put your fancy "paralysis-sauce" in women's food to get laid!
#469 to #468 - adu ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
Oh yes, look at the master swordsman, trying to see how many he can shove in his mouth at once. The double-entendres run deep, I imagine.   
   
 And my signature sauce is only a mild muscle relaxer to help the girls unwind! I will not have you insinuating that it is some kind of date rape drug!
Oh yes, look at the master swordsman, trying to see how many he can shove in his mouth at once. The double-entendres run deep, I imagine.

And my signature sauce is only a mild muscle relaxer to help the girls unwind! I will not have you insinuating that it is some kind of date rape drug!
#470 to #469 - tarabostes ONLINE (02/01/2015) [-]
At least i don't swallow anything like you!






















and i think your "muscle-relaxers" shoul-*THUMP*
#454 to #453 - adu ONLINE (01/27/2015) [-]
Sup
#451 - fefe (01/24/2015) [-]
Ey there bby

I noticed you were one cool cat
User avatar #452 to #451 - adu ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Hey there. Don't get many anons on my profile.
User avatar #449 - feglol ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
youtu.be/6EfhAFA2yFE

Yes. profile pic
#450 to #449 - adu ONLINE (01/24/2015) [-]
Heh
Heh
#440 - lightingmike (01/18/2015) [-]
How many pictures of sanji do you have?
#441 to #440 - adu ONLINE (01/19/2015) [-]
About 300
About 300
#471 to #441 - lightingmike (02/04/2015) [-]
I'm still catching up...

I have 237 pictures.
#472 to #471 - adu ONLINE (02/04/2015) [-]
237 pictures of what?
User avatar #437 - include (01/18/2015) [-]
Just watched the latest episode.
User avatar #438 to #437 - adu ONLINE (01/18/2015) [-]
Well don't spoil anything for me, I need to wait until Monday.
User avatar #439 to #438 - include (01/18/2015) [-]
No worries, I'll talk to you tomorrow about it.
User avatar #443 to #439 - adu ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Hey bro, I've watched the episode. Have you?
User avatar #444 to #443 - include (01/20/2015) [-]
Yes, I did.
What did you think about it?
I thought it was great. I knew Sabo was going to get the devil fruit.
But, I was surprised by the way he did it. By destroying the ring.
User avatar #445 to #444 - adu ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
Yeah, and apparently Usopp is a god now, meanwhile Doflamingo is playing dead but we really know he isn't.
User avatar #446 to #445 - include (01/20/2015) [-]
Of course, I just can't wait until the next episode.
User avatar #447 to #446 - adu ONLINE (01/20/2015) [-]
I just hope it doesn't take two weeks this time.
User avatar #448 to #447 - include (01/20/2015) [-]
yeah, I hate waiting.
User avatar #436 to #435 - adu ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
Screenshots of other comments:
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#432 - include (01/17/2015) [-]
The funimation dub isn't that bad.

However the 4kids is just terrible, too much censoring.
#433 to #432 - adu ONLINE (01/17/2015) [-]
4kids ruins everything. Funimation isn't bad, but I'll always prefer the original voice actors.
User avatar #434 to #433 - include (01/17/2015) [-]
Agreed.
User avatar #429 - include (01/15/2015) [-]
Best soundtrack too, overtaken, the strongest and Luffy's fierce attack are my favourite
User avatar #430 to #429 - adu ONLINE (01/15/2015) [-]
One Piece : Zoro - Battle Theme #FULL SOUNDTRACK
I like this one.
One Piece OST - Spirited Swordsman Zoro
And this one.
User avatar #431 to #430 - include (01/15/2015) [-]
Ooh good choices
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