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#300 - Picture 06/17/2014 on There we go +2
#188 - somebody understands 06/17/2014 on police brutality 0
#191 - i live in memorial but visit north Houston frequently (school … 06/17/2014 on traffic guide for assholes 0
#112 - Really? I live in Houston and in my opinion traffic good and d…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/17/2014 on traffic guide for assholes 0
User avatar #116 - commontroll (06/17/2014) [-]
But yeah, for the country it's allegedly the worst in those aspects, but every time I hear people talking about LA drivers and traffic, it sounds so much worse than here. What part of Houston are you in?
User avatar #191 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
i live in memorial but visit north Houston frequently (school and stuff)
User avatar #115 - commontroll (06/17/2014) [-]
God damn I find it weird how many small chicks drive big ass trucks and think they're tough because of it. I don't care if you're driving more metal than me, you step out and you're powerless dumb hoe.
#64 - It's actually extremely cold right now for us, Argentina is l… 06/17/2014 on traffic guide for assholes +1
#62 - oh my god did you just apologize for me assuming you were amer…  [+] (2 new replies) 06/17/2014 on traffic guide for assholes 0
#63 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
Oh my god you broke the small letters convo. Most of us don't like in igloos and only half of canada is a bunch of pot heads, not all stereotypes are true

Jesus fuck it must get hot in the summer for you in Argentina.

Anyway, I am off to go watch a movie so have a good night my good sir
User avatar #64 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
It's actually extremely cold right now for us, Argentina is like reverse Canada in terms of closeness to the pole. Have fun
#59 - I shall take note of that, good sir.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/17/2014 on traffic guide for assholes 0
User avatar #61 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm sorry if me correcting you made you feel bad. Are you from england? Just asking because when I googled yanks it said it's a british term
User avatar #62 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
oh my god did you just apologize for me assuming you were american. The stereotypes of Canada must be true.
Regardless I'm not British myself but i did learn English with British people so that might be it, I'm from Argentina actually.
#63 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
Oh my god you broke the small letters convo. Most of us don't like in igloos and only half of canada is a bunch of pot heads, not all stereotypes are true

Jesus fuck it must get hot in the summer for you in Argentina.

Anyway, I am off to go watch a movie so have a good night my good sir
User avatar #64 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
It's actually extremely cold right now for us, Argentina is like reverse Canada in terms of closeness to the pole. Have fun
#57 - case solved, you syrup surfers are too nice to insult or show…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/17/2014 on traffic guide for assholes 0
#60 - justapubbie (06/17/2014) [-]
My roommate's parents have road rage. They complain a LOT while driving, and the handicapped father honks his horn a lot. Not much traffic-honking around these parts though.
User avatar #58 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
excuse me, but my people prefer the term "maple munchers"
User avatar #59 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
I shall take note of that, good sir.
User avatar #61 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm sorry if me correcting you made you feel bad. Are you from england? Just asking because when I googled yanks it said it's a british term
User avatar #62 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
oh my god did you just apologize for me assuming you were american. The stereotypes of Canada must be true.
Regardless I'm not British myself but i did learn English with British people so that might be it, I'm from Argentina actually.
#63 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
Oh my god you broke the small letters convo. Most of us don't like in igloos and only half of canada is a bunch of pot heads, not all stereotypes are true

Jesus fuck it must get hot in the summer for you in Argentina.

Anyway, I am off to go watch a movie so have a good night my good sir
User avatar #64 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
It's actually extremely cold right now for us, Argentina is like reverse Canada in terms of closeness to the pole. Have fun
#52 - I heard you guys are really polite, that might explain why yo…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/17/2014 on traffic guide for assholes 0
User avatar #53 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm not trying to sound stereotypical but I don't hear honking that much here. Even if someone gets cut off they just give the other driver dirty looks. It's not the often someone honks their horn
User avatar #57 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
case solved, you syrup surfers are too nice to insult or show unease at each other.
#60 - justapubbie (06/17/2014) [-]
My roommate's parents have road rage. They complain a LOT while driving, and the handicapped father honks his horn a lot. Not much traffic-honking around these parts though.
User avatar #58 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
excuse me, but my people prefer the term "maple munchers"
User avatar #59 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
I shall take note of that, good sir.
User avatar #61 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm sorry if me correcting you made you feel bad. Are you from england? Just asking because when I googled yanks it said it's a british term
User avatar #62 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
oh my god did you just apologize for me assuming you were american. The stereotypes of Canada must be true.
Regardless I'm not British myself but i did learn English with British people so that might be it, I'm from Argentina actually.
#63 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
Oh my god you broke the small letters convo. Most of us don't like in igloos and only half of canada is a bunch of pot heads, not all stereotypes are true

Jesus fuck it must get hot in the summer for you in Argentina.

Anyway, I am off to go watch a movie so have a good night my good sir
User avatar #64 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
It's actually extremely cold right now for us, Argentina is like reverse Canada in terms of closeness to the pole. Have fun
#49 - yeah it's slang for american  [+] (11 new replies) 06/17/2014 on traffic guide for assholes 0
User avatar #50 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
well, I'm canadian, sooooo....
User avatar #52 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
I heard you guys are really polite, that might explain why you havent heard any honking
User avatar #53 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm not trying to sound stereotypical but I don't hear honking that much here. Even if someone gets cut off they just give the other driver dirty looks. It's not the often someone honks their horn
User avatar #57 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
case solved, you syrup surfers are too nice to insult or show unease at each other.
#60 - justapubbie (06/17/2014) [-]
My roommate's parents have road rage. They complain a LOT while driving, and the handicapped father honks his horn a lot. Not much traffic-honking around these parts though.
User avatar #58 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
excuse me, but my people prefer the term "maple munchers"
User avatar #59 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
I shall take note of that, good sir.
User avatar #61 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm sorry if me correcting you made you feel bad. Are you from england? Just asking because when I googled yanks it said it's a british term
User avatar #62 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
oh my god did you just apologize for me assuming you were american. The stereotypes of Canada must be true.
Regardless I'm not British myself but i did learn English with British people so that might be it, I'm from Argentina actually.
#63 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
Oh my god you broke the small letters convo. Most of us don't like in igloos and only half of canada is a bunch of pot heads, not all stereotypes are true

Jesus fuck it must get hot in the summer for you in Argentina.

Anyway, I am off to go watch a movie so have a good night my good sir
User avatar #64 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
It's actually extremely cold right now for us, Argentina is like reverse Canada in terms of closeness to the pole. Have fun
#47 - That might be it  [+] (13 new replies) 06/17/2014 on traffic guide for assholes 0
User avatar #48 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
what exactly is a yank anyway? I had to look up up when you called me that and it just said slang for an american
User avatar #49 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
yeah it's slang for american
User avatar #50 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
well, I'm canadian, sooooo....
User avatar #52 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
I heard you guys are really polite, that might explain why you havent heard any honking
User avatar #53 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm not trying to sound stereotypical but I don't hear honking that much here. Even if someone gets cut off they just give the other driver dirty looks. It's not the often someone honks their horn
User avatar #57 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
case solved, you syrup surfers are too nice to insult or show unease at each other.
#60 - justapubbie (06/17/2014) [-]
My roommate's parents have road rage. They complain a LOT while driving, and the handicapped father honks his horn a lot. Not much traffic-honking around these parts though.
User avatar #58 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
excuse me, but my people prefer the term "maple munchers"
User avatar #59 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
I shall take note of that, good sir.
User avatar #61 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm sorry if me correcting you made you feel bad. Are you from england? Just asking because when I googled yanks it said it's a british term
User avatar #62 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
oh my god did you just apologize for me assuming you were american. The stereotypes of Canada must be true.
Regardless I'm not British myself but i did learn English with British people so that might be it, I'm from Argentina actually.
#63 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
Oh my god you broke the small letters convo. Most of us don't like in igloos and only half of canada is a bunch of pot heads, not all stereotypes are true

Jesus fuck it must get hot in the summer for you in Argentina.

Anyway, I am off to go watch a movie so have a good night my good sir
User avatar #64 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
It's actually extremely cold right now for us, Argentina is like reverse Canada in terms of closeness to the pole. Have fun
#45 - Is it a first world country?  [+] (15 new replies) 06/17/2014 on traffic guide for assholes 0
User avatar #46 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #47 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
That might be it
User avatar #48 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
what exactly is a yank anyway? I had to look up up when you called me that and it just said slang for an american
User avatar #49 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
yeah it's slang for american
User avatar #50 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
well, I'm canadian, sooooo....
User avatar #52 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
I heard you guys are really polite, that might explain why you havent heard any honking
User avatar #53 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm not trying to sound stereotypical but I don't hear honking that much here. Even if someone gets cut off they just give the other driver dirty looks. It's not the often someone honks their horn
User avatar #57 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
case solved, you syrup surfers are too nice to insult or show unease at each other.
#60 - justapubbie (06/17/2014) [-]
My roommate's parents have road rage. They complain a LOT while driving, and the handicapped father honks his horn a lot. Not much traffic-honking around these parts though.
User avatar #58 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
excuse me, but my people prefer the term "maple munchers"
User avatar #59 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
I shall take note of that, good sir.
User avatar #61 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm sorry if me correcting you made you feel bad. Are you from england? Just asking because when I googled yanks it said it's a british term
User avatar #62 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
oh my god did you just apologize for me assuming you were american. The stereotypes of Canada must be true.
Regardless I'm not British myself but i did learn English with British people so that might be it, I'm from Argentina actually.
#63 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
Oh my god you broke the small letters convo. Most of us don't like in igloos and only half of canada is a bunch of pot heads, not all stereotypes are true

Jesus fuck it must get hot in the summer for you in Argentina.

Anyway, I am off to go watch a movie so have a good night my good sir
User avatar #64 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
It's actually extremely cold right now for us, Argentina is like reverse Canada in terms of closeness to the pole. Have fun
#39 - you should go to a big city, or a different country. You yanks…  [+] (18 new replies) 06/17/2014 on traffic guide for assholes 0
#105 - zendir (06/17/2014) [-]
Nope, I used to live in MI never have i seen more people cut off, tail gate and the like in my life. So glad i do not drive there often as i have some road rage, which i am 'working' on. Picture semi-related
User avatar #43 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
but I'm not american and I live in a big city
User avatar #45 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
Is it a first world country?
User avatar #46 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #47 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
That might be it
User avatar #48 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
what exactly is a yank anyway? I had to look up up when you called me that and it just said slang for an american
User avatar #49 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
yeah it's slang for american
User avatar #50 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
well, I'm canadian, sooooo....
User avatar #52 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
I heard you guys are really polite, that might explain why you havent heard any honking
User avatar #53 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm not trying to sound stereotypical but I don't hear honking that much here. Even if someone gets cut off they just give the other driver dirty looks. It's not the often someone honks their horn
User avatar #57 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
case solved, you syrup surfers are too nice to insult or show unease at each other.
#60 - justapubbie (06/17/2014) [-]
My roommate's parents have road rage. They complain a LOT while driving, and the handicapped father honks his horn a lot. Not much traffic-honking around these parts though.
User avatar #58 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
excuse me, but my people prefer the term "maple munchers"
User avatar #59 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
I shall take note of that, good sir.
User avatar #61 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
I'm sorry if me correcting you made you feel bad. Are you from england? Just asking because when I googled yanks it said it's a british term
User avatar #62 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
oh my god did you just apologize for me assuming you were american. The stereotypes of Canada must be true.
Regardless I'm not British myself but i did learn English with British people so that might be it, I'm from Argentina actually.
#63 - nudybooty (06/17/2014) [-]
Oh my god you broke the small letters convo. Most of us don't like in igloos and only half of canada is a bunch of pot heads, not all stereotypes are true

Jesus fuck it must get hot in the summer for you in Argentina.

Anyway, I am off to go watch a movie so have a good night my good sir
User avatar #64 - adrilazzaro (06/17/2014) [-]
It's actually extremely cold right now for us, Argentina is like reverse Canada in terms of closeness to the pole. Have fun
#29 - are they ever gonna make pandemic 3? 06/15/2014 on It was going to happen... 0
#138616 - hopefully i'll get a driving license soon, It'd be easier then…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #138618 - saltybanana (06/14/2014) [-]
yeah dont let that hold you back, look at as motivation when you take your dmv test.

it helped me. in other words gotta take the nike express meanwhile.
#138614 - **** I'd love to go to an amusement park, got mon…  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #138615 - saltybanana (06/14/2014) [-]
ahhhh i feel you, so you basically do have money den

den why do nt you tajke her to a nice resturant? something new to her, or something she likes. like i said be careful dont wanna be taking her out every week or some shit like that and waist your money, cause money flys. thyats my best opinion i could think, cause idont know what is near you.

User avatar #138616 - adrilazzaro (06/14/2014) [-]
hopefully i'll get a driving license soon, It'd be easier then. but will work on your advice.
User avatar #138618 - saltybanana (06/14/2014) [-]
yeah dont let that hold you back, look at as motivation when you take your dmv test.

it helped me. in other words gotta take the nike express meanwhile.
#22 - Nope, chances are these guys have regular size dicks, which pr… 06/14/2014 on Two bananas, one hamster +8
#138545 - >teenfags idk, if i can get my house free i'll do it bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #138548 - oborawatabinost (06/14/2014) [-]
Well, depending on how understanding they are, they could try and stay out of the way, maybe.

And if you're living somewhere really hot try doing something in the evening/night, when it's cooler.
#138543 - So i wanna take out my gf to do something nice but we're teenf…  [+] (9 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#138613 - saltybanana (06/14/2014) [-]
bro who needs dates when you have swagg!

i rememeber when i was wee lil fagget like you, going out was hard as shit, always asking your parents for money togo to the movies, or to sleep overs. aaaahhhh the goodold days

well these are the things i use todo when i was a broke ass nigguh.
-park is one, but i dont know the weather there so idk

-someone suggested to do dinner, i honeslty think if i was a chick love that its cheaper and fun because after words you can watch movies at home or get to know one and other more etc.

-be productive and go out and play sports like bball or fucking catch niggu?

-save up money and go to an amusement park. i use todo that every other week with my gf back then.

-go on double dates, and find a friend with a freaking pool
User avatar #138614 - adrilazzaro (06/14/2014) [-]
Fuck I'd love to go to an amusement park, got money (have a part time job thing different story) but the closest thing to a fair or amusement park requires a 3 hour drive to a different town and houston has no public transport
User avatar #138615 - saltybanana (06/14/2014) [-]
ahhhh i feel you, so you basically do have money den

den why do nt you tajke her to a nice resturant? something new to her, or something she likes. like i said be careful dont wanna be taking her out every week or some shit like that and waist your money, cause money flys. thyats my best opinion i could think, cause idont know what is near you.

User avatar #138616 - adrilazzaro (06/14/2014) [-]
hopefully i'll get a driving license soon, It'd be easier then. but will work on your advice.
User avatar #138618 - saltybanana (06/14/2014) [-]
yeah dont let that hold you back, look at as motivation when you take your dmv test.

it helped me. in other words gotta take the nike express meanwhile.
User avatar #138549 - misticalz (06/14/2014) [-]
fUCKIN
User avatar #138544 - oborawatabinost (06/14/2014) [-]
Cook her dinner, perhaps? Make it nice n' romantic.
User avatar #138545 - adrilazzaro (06/14/2014) [-]
>teenfags
idk, if i can get my house free i'll do it but its a bit awks when my parents are home most of the time
User avatar #138548 - oborawatabinost (06/14/2014) [-]
Well, depending on how understanding they are, they could try and stay out of the way, maybe.

And if you're living somewhere really hot try doing something in the evening/night, when it's cooler.
#17 - holy **** source? 06/14/2014 on Long but gold 0
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#12 - tehfalconguy (06/14/2014) [-]
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#101 - It's not like ALL men die from these things, although the numb… 06/13/2014 on Check Your Privilege! +1
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#11 - mr skeltal (04/24/2014) [-]
You will die alone and unmissed having lived an insignificant life having made the world no better and every so slightly inconvenienced. Your legacy will be the sigh of satisfaction that is left in the world when you finally cease your tiny anchoring of it against progress. Life to you is a great squandering of massive potential, and death will be such a slight change that not even you will miss your small moment of consciousness in the scheme of eternity.
User avatar #12 to #11 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
that pictures pretty cool, did you make it yourself?
User avatar #10 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #6 - asdasdzxczxc (04/29/2013) [-]
Sos de argentina?
User avatar #7 to #6 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
si, vos?
User avatar #8 to #7 - asdasdzxczxc (04/29/2013) [-]
si de buenos aires capital
#1 - thepsycho ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Que parte de Argentina, hijo?
User avatar #2 to #1 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
jaja, neuquen,pero vivi en buenos aires por 5 aƱos, despues mi vieja le trasladaron a houston, y aca estoy.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thepsycho ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Hah, yo en buenos aires toda mi vida.
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