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Date Signed Up:1/05/2012
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#108114 - I dont plan to go back to my ex but **** it makes…  [+] (6 new replies) 12/21/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #108126 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/21/2013) [-]
Why did you break up?
User avatar #108127 - adrilazzaro (12/21/2013) [-]
we just werent working out well, not communicating and she'd spend all her time with her friends and far too much time with her 'gay best friend'. but we kept going back to each other as friends with benefits which i thought was mainly sexual but im now guessing she had feelings for me/
User avatar #108128 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/21/2013) [-]
well, lesson learned I guess. Friends with benefits never work. There is a price for everything, I guess now she is expecting dividends.
User avatar #108129 - adrilazzaro (12/21/2013) [-]
man i feel dumb but what's dividedends? english isnt my first language
User avatar #108130 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/21/2013) [-]
When you buy a stock that pays dividends you get some money for holding it (usually quarterly payments). For example, owning 10 shares of Apple would pay you quarterly dividends of ~10*2.70 = 27 Dollars (around that). In my context dividends refers to her getting sex / love from you.
User avatar #108131 - adrilazzaro (12/21/2013) [-]
oh right, thanks for explaining and not calling me an idiot haha
#108111 - **** guys i found my ex's tumblr and it's all so …  [+] (10 new replies) 12/21/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #108192 - philliyoMLB (12/21/2013) [-]
Dude all fucking girls tumblrs are like that even girls who are in a realtionship post that stuff I have no idea why all girls do that trust me it's nothing to worry about.
User avatar #108117 - loveyameanish (12/21/2013) [-]
She was probably just being an overdramatic little shit in the hopes that you saw it or a friend saw it and told you and you felt really bad.

Either that or she's looking for a pity party on Tumblr and wants everyone to run to her aid.
User avatar #108112 - latinotornado (12/21/2013) [-]
if you don't wanna ruin what you currently have, don't go back to your ex, especially out of pity
User avatar #108114 - adrilazzaro (12/21/2013) [-]
I dont plan to go back to my ex but shit it makes me feel so bad can give you the tumblr if you want i jsut feel like i am making/made her suffer a lot, i broke up with her on bad grounds too so idk i wish i could apologize without compromising myself
User avatar #108126 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/21/2013) [-]
Why did you break up?
User avatar #108127 - adrilazzaro (12/21/2013) [-]
we just werent working out well, not communicating and she'd spend all her time with her friends and far too much time with her 'gay best friend'. but we kept going back to each other as friends with benefits which i thought was mainly sexual but im now guessing she had feelings for me/
User avatar #108128 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/21/2013) [-]
well, lesson learned I guess. Friends with benefits never work. There is a price for everything, I guess now she is expecting dividends.
User avatar #108129 - adrilazzaro (12/21/2013) [-]
man i feel dumb but what's dividedends? english isnt my first language
User avatar #108130 - hawaiianhappysauce (12/21/2013) [-]
When you buy a stock that pays dividends you get some money for holding it (usually quarterly payments). For example, owning 10 shares of Apple would pay you quarterly dividends of ~10*2.70 = 27 Dollars (around that). In my context dividends refers to her getting sex / love from you.
User avatar #108131 - adrilazzaro (12/21/2013) [-]
oh right, thanks for explaining and not calling me an idiot haha
#764409 - can i wait that long?  [+] (4 new replies) 12/21/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #764410 - hirollin (12/21/2013) [-]
of course. i'd wait for summer sale for it to go 75% off.
User avatar #764437 - adunsaveme (12/21/2013) [-]
Is it as good as people say?
Cos I personally wouldn't really pay money to get sniped and looted after working hard to get stuff
User avatar #765038 - hirollin (12/21/2013) [-]
have you played the old day z mod? it wasn't fun at all.
User avatar #765542 - adunsaveme (12/21/2013) [-]
I'm aware of that, that's why I'm unsure about the standalone.
#764404 - Go to sleep 12/21/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#764402 - will dayz ever go on sale?  [+] (7 new replies) 12/21/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #764412 - yutdollacwwwthree (12/21/2013) [-]
Maybe next christmas.

Or during the summer sales.
User avatar #764405 - hirollin (12/21/2013) [-]
i'd bet on spring sale.
User avatar #764409 - adrilazzaro (12/21/2013) [-]
can i wait that long?
User avatar #764410 - hirollin (12/21/2013) [-]
of course. i'd wait for summer sale for it to go 75% off.
User avatar #764437 - adunsaveme (12/21/2013) [-]
Is it as good as people say?
Cos I personally wouldn't really pay money to get sniped and looted after working hard to get stuff
User avatar #765038 - hirollin (12/21/2013) [-]
have you played the old day z mod? it wasn't fun at all.
User avatar #765542 - adunsaveme (12/21/2013) [-]
I'm aware of that, that's why I'm unsure about the standalone.
#763673 - yo 12/20/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#195 - Jesus ******* christ i live in Houston Texas (US)… 12/20/2013 on Gotta go fast 3 0
#7108011 - well i started masturbating at that age ok 12/18/2013 on autism autism autism autism 0
#84 - diferentfag here, i started at 7/8 but didnt actually ejaculat… 12/18/2013 on MFW gf said "most men dont... 0
#26 - well im 15 now, i dont feel think there's anything wrong with … 12/17/2013 on MFW gf said "most men dont... +3
#23 - i didnt quite know what i was doing until i was 9 or 10 but im…  [+] (7 new replies) 12/17/2013 on MFW gf said "most men dont... 0
User avatar #24 - twofreegerbils (12/17/2013) [-]
Nah dog.

8 years old is waaay too early to start masturbating. I would do some research if I was you. Find out what's wrong.
User avatar #31 - MandiMarie (12/17/2013) [-]
Well shit. I started masturbating when I was about 5, maybe earlier. I have been for at least as long as I can remember.
#32 - twofreegerbils (12/17/2013) [-]
Did you cum? surely you were not capable of whacking it off to the point of climax at five years old...
User avatar #84 - adrilazzaro (12/18/2013) [-]
diferentfag here, i started at 7/8 but didnt actually ejaculate jizz until i was 11, though i didnt orgasm and feel pleasure.
User avatar #34 - MandiMarie (12/17/2013) [-]
Well, I climaxed. But I'm also not a dude so I'm not sure if that makes a difference.
#39 - anonymous (12/17/2013) [-]
do not try to lure us, faggotwench. there are no girls on the internet.
User avatar #26 - adrilazzaro (12/17/2013) [-]
well im 15 now, i dont feel think there's anything wrong with me i mean i did hit puberty earlier than most other guys.
#21 - **** man you took that long? i started fapping wh…  [+] (10 new replies) 12/17/2013 on MFW gf said "most men dont... +1
User avatar #37 - creatablejam (12/17/2013) [-]
Started when I was 12. Probably the norm
User avatar #22 - twofreegerbils (12/17/2013) [-]
...That is well before any human male should be developing a sex drive.
User avatar #23 - adrilazzaro (12/17/2013) [-]
i didnt quite know what i was doing until i was 9 or 10 but im sure its not that bad
User avatar #24 - twofreegerbils (12/17/2013) [-]
Nah dog.

8 years old is waaay too early to start masturbating. I would do some research if I was you. Find out what's wrong.
User avatar #31 - MandiMarie (12/17/2013) [-]
Well shit. I started masturbating when I was about 5, maybe earlier. I have been for at least as long as I can remember.
#32 - twofreegerbils (12/17/2013) [-]
Did you cum? surely you were not capable of whacking it off to the point of climax at five years old...
User avatar #84 - adrilazzaro (12/18/2013) [-]
diferentfag here, i started at 7/8 but didnt actually ejaculate jizz until i was 11, though i didnt orgasm and feel pleasure.
User avatar #34 - MandiMarie (12/17/2013) [-]
Well, I climaxed. But I'm also not a dude so I'm not sure if that makes a difference.
#39 - anonymous (12/17/2013) [-]
do not try to lure us, faggotwench. there are no girls on the internet.
User avatar #26 - adrilazzaro (12/17/2013) [-]
well im 15 now, i dont feel think there's anything wrong with me i mean i did hit puberty earlier than most other guys.
#43 - only stop when the target says "et tu brutus?" 12/17/2013 on Highschool was a glorious time 0
#277 - Stay strong, if you are lucky your children will be strong and healthy  [+] (1 new reply) 12/16/2013 on would you wish for true 0
User avatar #278 - nang (12/16/2013) [-]
Thanks bro. I hope so too. That would be horrible if they had to go through what I did.
#757497 - Ive always wondered waht this is actually from 12/16/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#88 - If this was true i'd 6ft tall 12/15/2013 on Made me laugh 0
#755653 - good point, ea's reputation is **** anyways. Hope… 12/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#49 - ..well if you're horny and you can do it why not. I knew what … 12/14/2013 on The frick frack 0
#755581 - That sounds amazing, is there any version of it out already or…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #755588 - serhiy (12/14/2013) [-]
its not released yet. but some people say that its expected to be released this late December
#755551 - What's the mantle API update?  [+] (3 new replies) 12/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #755576 - serhiy (12/14/2013) [-]
its AMD's alternative to directX, apparently it comes with a massive boost in performance (up to 50%) for AMD card only, and it will make better use of muti-core processors.
User avatar #755581 - adrilazzaro (12/14/2013) [-]
That sounds amazing, is there any version of it out already or is it yet to be released?, if there is a current version i'd appreciate a link
User avatar #755588 - serhiy (12/14/2013) [-]
its not released yet. but some people say that its expected to be released this late December
#755530 - Godus 12/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#755527 - r9 290* 12/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#755525 - i am so ******* mad, i had a gtx 570 a short whil…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/14/2013 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #755647 - hirollin (12/14/2013) [-]
if it only fails with battlefield then it's probably the games fault and not yours. Sometimes the game is fucked up or your graphics card isn't compatible, but unless you are having problems with the witcher series it is usually the games fault (as if having an incompatible graphics card is an excuse for a game not to work, fucking stupid and lazy as hell copout for the fucking witcher devs)

I had a problem like that with dark souls. The game should have run at max settings with no problems at all, even with dsfix the game still only had less than 5 fps just standing still. Sometimes it's the games fault, and with battlefields 4 track record of fuck ups and problems its safe to say its probably not your fault.
User avatar #755653 - adrilazzaro (12/14/2013) [-]
good point, ea's reputation is shit anyways. Hope they fix it bf4 looks pretty good imo
User avatar #755579 - MrDeadiron (12/14/2013) [-]
its the motherboard elves
User avatar #755536 - serhiy (12/14/2013) [-]
i'd say reinstall the drivers, if that doesn't work id say your only hope is to return it, or wait for the mantle API update for battlefield 4
User avatar #755551 - adrilazzaro (12/14/2013) [-]
What's the mantle API update?
User avatar #755576 - serhiy (12/14/2013) [-]
its AMD's alternative to directX, apparently it comes with a massive boost in performance (up to 50%) for AMD card only, and it will make better use of muti-core processors.
User avatar #755581 - adrilazzaro (12/14/2013) [-]
That sounds amazing, is there any version of it out already or is it yet to be released?, if there is a current version i'd appreciate a link
User avatar #755588 - serhiy (12/14/2013) [-]
its not released yet. but some people say that its expected to be released this late December
User avatar #755527 - adrilazzaro (12/14/2013) [-]
r9 290*
#38 - cant really rent an apartment when you're 15..  [+] (4 new replies) 12/14/2013 on The frick frack +3
User avatar #47 - princessren (12/14/2013) [-]
don't really see why you would need to have sex at that age anyways
User avatar #70 - hirollin (12/14/2013) [-]
Agreed. the people i know who had sex that young are some of the most messed up people I have ever met. One girl ended up dead, and another has had so many dicks inside of her it must be like a fucking hallway in there. I can't even imagine the emotional trauma they endured.
User avatar #49 - adrilazzaro (12/14/2013) [-]
..well if you're horny and you can do it why not. I knew what i was doing i wore protection and we were both happy in the end. i was 14 when i lost my virginity. i dont get the fuss with the sex the reason we're so horny at that age is because we're naturaly meant to reproduce during the late stages of puberty it's when you're the most fertile.
#43 - anonymous (12/14/2013) [-]
If you're having sex when you're 15 you're a faggot.
#133 - those prefer snow and cold, not warm sunny beaches  [+] (1 new reply) 12/14/2013 on 'Murica 0
#227 - anonymous (12/19/2013) [-]
Who said we prefer it... we just have to live with it.
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#11 - anonymous (04/24/2014) [-]
You will die alone and unmissed having lived an insignificant life having made the world no better and every so slightly inconvenienced. Your legacy will be the sigh of satisfaction that is left in the world when you finally cease your tiny anchoring of it against progress. Life to you is a great squandering of massive potential, and death will be such a slight change that not even you will miss your small moment of consciousness in the scheme of eternity.
User avatar #12 to #11 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (04/24/2014) [-]
that pictures pretty cool, did you make it yourself?
User avatar #10 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #6 - asdasdzxczxc (04/29/2013) [-]
Sos de argentina?
User avatar #7 to #6 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (04/29/2013) [-]
si, vos?
User avatar #8 to #7 - asdasdzxczxc (04/29/2013) [-]
si de buenos aires capital
#1 - thepsycho (01/30/2012) [-]
Que parte de Argentina, hijo?
User avatar #2 to #1 - adrilazzaro ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
jaja, neuquen,pero vivi en buenos aires por 5 años, despues mi vieja le trasladaron a houston, y aca estoy.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thepsycho (01/30/2012) [-]
Hah, yo en buenos aires toda mi vida.
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