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#900848 - i saw it on twitter and could not believe i follow someone who…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #900849 - averagewhitekid (04/24/2014) [-]
Psssst
stop following them immediately and tell them that they are fags
User avatar #900850 - adrilazzaro (04/24/2014) [-]
but

Edgewalker
I was playing Call of Duty once and was killed by a player. A female voice proclaimed, "YOU SUCK, YOU JUST GOT KILLED BY A GIRL!"

I tried to explain to the poor lass that by assuming that being killed by a girl made me a bad player, it was actually an insult to herself.

Sadly, such nuance didn’t make it through to her.
Apr 23, 2014 | 1:36 PM REPLY

eabarth eabarth
Yeah, being discriminated against can make people act erratically sometimes. Her idea that a man being bested by a woman is something unusual is not her own original idea, obviously; it’s the prevailing attitude. That’s not her fault.

how does one keep an ideal so deep in their ass
#900842 - this makes me swell with rage  [+] (16 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #901222 - awesomedewd (04/24/2014) [-]
Ah... good thing to waste my time on... not
#900900 - youngneil (04/24/2014) [-]
#900888 - adunsaveme (04/24/2014) [-]
#900884 - yutdollacwwwthree (04/24/2014) [-]
are you sure this isn't tumblr?
#900882 - hirollin (04/24/2014) [-]
>This phenomenon is often referred to as Male Privilege. The term may sound a little bit like academic jargon

User avatar #900853 - volero (04/24/2014) [-]
My main problem is that some girls make it a God damn point to make sure you know that they're a girl. xxGurlG@m3rxx as their gamer tag isn't exactly being incognito.
User avatar #900852 - herecomesjohnny (04/24/2014) [-]
i do kinda agree with parts of it, it often happens that a girl just mentions she likes games for replies to go "stop attentionwhoring geez", or guys do dick jokes all the time but someone mentions their vagina and people go "no one cares stop whoring off"

wellp, at least that's what i remember from /v/ or how failwhaletoo got responded to on the board. And then that turned out to be a dude iirc, heh heh.
User avatar #901230 - awesomedewd (04/24/2014) [-]
shit was full of mistake... had to retype it...

The statement itself "I like videogames", when it comes totally out of context or wasn't asked, IS attenwhoring. Or do you see guys telling other people "I like videogames".

If I'm asked what I like to do, about my hobby or to put somewhere an info about it, surely I can add videogames. But other than that, why mention or even put emphasis on it?

Still, I don't get this whole bullshit. I know of people treating women differently in games, as I've played online for quite some time, but mostly it actually wasn't that case.

IMO this is biased bullshit.
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#900859 - adrilazzaro (04/24/2014) [-]
well it wouldn't happen if it wasn't for the fact girls DO attention whore by claiming they like games, im not saying there arent any female gamer because i know there are but to imply that the ratio of girl to guy gamers is 1:1 is ridiculous, in my lifetime of social interaction i've met 2 maybe 3 females who are into games but more than 5 others who always kept saying they were girl gamers because it got them attention from guys
User avatar #900851 - cycloneclone (04/24/2014) [-]
nope
not gonna read it
#900846 - Gonnafly (04/24/2014) [-]
I could feel it before clicking the link.

"Complete strangers generally do not send me unsolicited images of their genitalia or demand to see me naked on the basis of being a male gamer." Sounds like this loser is playing with some chumps.
#900844 - averagewhitekid (04/24/2014) [-]
>2014
>Still browsing Polygon
>Still taking anything they say or write seriously
User avatar #900848 - adrilazzaro (04/24/2014) [-]
i saw it on twitter and could not believe i follow someone who believes in such things
User avatar #900849 - averagewhitekid (04/24/2014) [-]
Psssst
stop following them immediately and tell them that they are fags
User avatar #900850 - adrilazzaro (04/24/2014) [-]
but

Edgewalker
I was playing Call of Duty once and was killed by a player. A female voice proclaimed, "YOU SUCK, YOU JUST GOT KILLED BY A GIRL!"

I tried to explain to the poor lass that by assuming that being killed by a girl made me a bad player, it was actually an insult to herself.

Sadly, such nuance didn’t make it through to her.
Apr 23, 2014 | 1:36 PM REPLY

eabarth eabarth
Yeah, being discriminated against can make people act erratically sometimes. Her idea that a man being bested by a woman is something unusual is not her own original idea, obviously; it’s the prevailing attitude. That’s not her fault.

how does one keep an ideal so deep in their ass
#11 - We do this in rugby training sometimes, its pretty fun 04/12/2014 on Training +7
#20 - Most girls I've been with get extremely happy when i tell them…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/08/2014 on She's going to shave 0
User avatar #21 - popperz (04/08/2014) [-]
It's definitely modern.
Was at my friends house and her grandma asked us if it was true girls shaved down there for sex.
And my friend and i answered, "....yes, grandma."
And she explained to us how that (back in her day) wasn't a good thing because you were shaved when you gave birth.

User avatar #23 - rootytootyfrooty (04/08/2014) [-]
I'm pretty certain that if all women everywhere suddenly stopped shaving that men would still have sex with them.
User avatar #24 - popperz (04/08/2014) [-]
I believe that, too.
#17 - You're not always required to go down, use your hands if she n…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/08/2014 on She's going to shave +1
User avatar #18 - popperz (04/08/2014) [-]
Also, shaving down there is hard as fuck. Razor nicks are the freaking worst. So many angles. If a girl shaves for a guy, she likes him. Got waxed and a guy stood me up. Was more pissed of that I got waxed for nothing than him standing me up. And from my experiences, I have noticed that older men don't mind it as much as younger men do.


Telling the internet about my bush adventures-normal day
User avatar #20 - adrilazzaro (04/08/2014) [-]
Most girls I've been with get extremely happy when i tell them i don't mind them not shaving down there. Yet they still did sometimes, i guess it modern culture, I'm not american so maybe that explains a bit but im still in high school myself
User avatar #21 - popperz (04/08/2014) [-]
It's definitely modern.
Was at my friends house and her grandma asked us if it was true girls shaved down there for sex.
And my friend and i answered, "....yes, grandma."
And she explained to us how that (back in her day) wasn't a good thing because you were shaved when you gave birth.

User avatar #23 - rootytootyfrooty (04/08/2014) [-]
I'm pretty certain that if all women everywhere suddenly stopped shaving that men would still have sex with them.
User avatar #24 - popperz (04/08/2014) [-]
I believe that, too.
#15 - Why do all these pansies mind a little bush so much? the rest …  [+] (14 new replies) 04/08/2014 on She's going to shave +37
User avatar #32 - stealingbikes (04/08/2014) [-]
No one likes a large outcropping of crabgrass
#25 - firesky (04/08/2014) [-]
As long as I don't need a machete to get through them I don't mind them.
User avatar #56 - iamthepapercut (04/08/2014) [-]
Not the adventurous type I see
#112 - firesky (04/09/2014) [-]
Nope, I don't want to scream Jumanji while down there.
User avatar #16 - devilhair (04/08/2014) [-]
I don't know about you, but I don't fancy a mouthful of someone's pubes.
#22 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/08/2014) [-]
Well why should women give bl*wj*bs to men with a bush?
#26 - firesky (04/08/2014) [-]
Because their's no bush on the dick?
User avatar #19 - jackmanagan (04/08/2014) [-]
hey i never find the time to floss, so to me its 2 birds 1 stone
User avatar #17 - adrilazzaro (04/08/2014) [-]
You're not always required to go down, use your hands if she needs foreplay so bad. I understand where you're coming from but i just feel like everyone here believes women should be constantly shaved, as a guy who had to shave for one of my exs i can say it must be annoying as hell to keep it bald down there at all times and i only did it for a few months
User avatar #18 - popperz (04/08/2014) [-]
Also, shaving down there is hard as fuck. Razor nicks are the freaking worst. So many angles. If a girl shaves for a guy, she likes him. Got waxed and a guy stood me up. Was more pissed of that I got waxed for nothing than him standing me up. And from my experiences, I have noticed that older men don't mind it as much as younger men do.


Telling the internet about my bush adventures-normal day
User avatar #20 - adrilazzaro (04/08/2014) [-]
Most girls I've been with get extremely happy when i tell them i don't mind them not shaving down there. Yet they still did sometimes, i guess it modern culture, I'm not american so maybe that explains a bit but im still in high school myself
User avatar #21 - popperz (04/08/2014) [-]
It's definitely modern.
Was at my friends house and her grandma asked us if it was true girls shaved down there for sex.
And my friend and i answered, "....yes, grandma."
And she explained to us how that (back in her day) wasn't a good thing because you were shaved when you gave birth.

User avatar #23 - rootytootyfrooty (04/08/2014) [-]
I'm pretty certain that if all women everywhere suddenly stopped shaving that men would still have sex with them.
User avatar #24 - popperz (04/08/2014) [-]
I believe that, too.
#66 - I wish it snowed here, living in houston :/ i also …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2014 on just sit back and relax for... 0
#117 - thesirofponies (04/08/2014) [-]
Glorious New England master race.

Real talk though it snows like a bitch up here
#42 - this is actually not a bad comment, i guess the monkeys typing… 04/08/2014 on Bus Logic +18
#32 - new gen consoloes actually play at 720p for the most part, js  [+] (1 new reply) 04/08/2014 on Steam 0
User avatar #40 - zhadowklaw (04/08/2014) [-]
No, the PS4 plays at 1080p for the most part
#3 - ...would this actually work? im asking for my self friend  [+] (5 new replies) 04/07/2014 on /fit/ saves lives 0
User avatar #50 - healthexplain (04/07/2014) [-]
Do NOT try this. If you / friend / gf / whoever is thinking about not wanting a pregnancy, go for the Plan B pill or an Aborticide. Talk to your doctor about the difference and what would be better. A spontaneous miscarriage is not fun and can lead to serious complications that can be life long. Please be careful and don't do anything stupid.
#11 - budva (04/07/2014) [-]
google it
User avatar #10 - quackyquack (04/07/2014) [-]
EtOH should do the trick. lots of heavy drinking. mix/chase it with OJ if it makes you feel better.
#5 - Boggy (04/07/2014) [-]
Could always try.... Bananabortion
#4 - Boggy (04/07/2014) [-]
#32 - Actually that sounds like a reasonable explanation to my simil…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/07/2014 on OC 0
User avatar #69 - nightmareschild (04/07/2014) [-]
Some funnyjunkers had a conversation about this earlier: funnyjunk.com/Daylight+Savings/funny-pictures/5048822/22#22
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#2 - to be fair emma watson was very accurate in the description fo…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/06/2014 on Novel Harry Potter vs movie... +18
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/07/2014) [-]
To be fair, Emma Watson is an average girl, not a babe.
The only reason anyone says differently, is because you've been wanking to her since you were both 12, and you're not going to reconsider now.
User avatar #9 - deathsn (04/07/2014) [-]
You tell them Anon! I have always thought she's overrated.
#7 - pappysmurf (04/07/2014) [-]
#19 - rood  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2014 on seems like a reasonable price! 0
#22 - hkkkkkk (04/06/2014) [-]
sorry man, it's funnyjunk's time of the month again
#13 - jokexplain pls  [+] (4 new replies) 04/06/2014 on seems like a reasonable price! 0
User avatar #24 - magicexplain (04/07/2014) [-]
magic.
User avatar #17 - hueyfreeman (04/06/2014) [-]
mice you dumbshit
User avatar #19 - adrilazzaro (04/06/2014) [-]
rood
#22 - hkkkkkk (04/06/2014) [-]
sorry man, it's funnyjunk's time of the month again
#70 - i actually meant to post this on a different post about animal… 04/02/2014 on Asymmetrical bitch 0
#16 - animalexplain  [+] (8 new replies) 04/02/2014 on Asymmetrical bitch 0
#50 - Loppytaffy (04/02/2014) [-]
#48 - notanimexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #43 - derivat (04/02/2014) [-]
it's animexplain
User avatar #45 - animexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
Thanks Derivat
User avatar #70 - adrilazzaro (04/02/2014) [-]
i actually meant to post this on a different post about animals, lol anime's for fags
User avatar #44 - animexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
Fagit, can't even spell.

= Do not summon if can't spell Anime =

fucking fagit. casual
User avatar #18 - maxataxx (04/02/2014) [-]
Death the Kid (The guy with the chainsaw) is obsessed with symmetry, and Elric only has a mechanical arm on his right arm.
User avatar #22 - breadcrumbtheif (04/02/2014) [-]
He also only has one mechanical leg
#876133 - So a while ago i bought a humble bundle (side meiers bundle to…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #876149 - cedrock (03/30/2014) [-]
No there is no expiry....Check your email for the hummble bundle message and re-redeem the code. If it doesn't work, speak to steam support.
#32 - Jack daniels tastes like dusty gasoline, i will never understa… 03/23/2014 on 23 Best things about being... +2
#122724 - I broke up with my gf because i started to have feelings for e…  [+] (5 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #122784 - hawaiianhappysauce (03/18/2014) [-]
lol you idiot.
User avatar #122733 - goodcheese (03/18/2014) [-]
apologize. genuinely. to both parties. and then move on and let them get on with their lives.
User avatar #122728 - ScottP (03/18/2014) [-]
You never let go of what you have for what you used to have. Rule number one.
User avatar #122727 - advicedude (03/18/2014) [-]
or if you think there is still a chance, reconcile with your gf
User avatar #122726 - advicedude (03/18/2014) [-]
Find a new girl. You messed up.
#57 - as if america didnt cause much more pollution than them per capita  [+] (4 new replies) 03/18/2014 on Sons +2
User avatar #115 - sursum (03/18/2014) [-]
I fucking hate how developing countries use the argument of how they are going through their industrial period, just as the west did decades before and its hypocritical of is to call them out on just how much they are tucking the world up, for one we now know much more about the impacts of pollution then back then and secondly I would bet any money that they have long passed the total amount of emissions made by the western industrial age.
User avatar #112 - hydraetis (03/18/2014) [-]
...Have you not seen pictures of Beijing?
User avatar #109 - commontroll (03/18/2014) [-]
If you're implying Americans cause more pollution than Chinese per capita, you are gravely mistaken. Their factories produce way more shit than American ones as there's no regulations on it. Their cars have such terrible filters, and there's so much construction going on. It's probably the most polluted country in the world.
#104 - ncsutroll (03/18/2014) [-]
not even close
#99 - Is it so difficult to grasp this is fake?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/16/2014 on so edgy 0
User avatar #102 - sladee (03/16/2014) [-]
Fake or not, i had a giggle.
#19 - This is actually doable because as long as you completely dry …  [+] (4 new replies) 03/16/2014 on (untitled) +47
#50 - urapooper (03/16/2014) [-]
but the "water" isn't just H2O it has random shit in it.
#98 - sedativechunk (03/16/2014) [-]
I have a custom water loop in my PC and I can agree with what this guy is saying. You see, water doesn't actually harm electronics. It's the impurities in water (such as minerals and other particles) that make water have conductivity. I actually did my own science experiment with this once with tap water vs. deionized water for my computer.

I took a old, live power supply and submerged a hot lead wire from the PSU into a container of tap water and then measured with a multimeter, the amount of of electrical conductivity the tap water had versus the deionized water. It was tricky, I had to use a container perfectly clean from impurities and the works. Eventually I found out the tap water was slightly more conductive and carried an almost steady electrical charge.

Now why did the tap water have impurities? This is normal. Normal tap/drinking water contains minerals that are essential for the human body. Drinking only distlliled/deionized water 24/7 can have detrimental effects on humans and animals. Unfortunately for electronics, though, water does not mix. It is very likely that the motherboard being rinsed in the sink in this picture could very well break even if completely dry if any impurities from the sink stuck to it.

This is why floods and powerlines don't mix. Flood water is the worst because it has several particles in it from the road that increase the conductivity of the flood water. Touching it would be like grabbing the powerline itself.
#101 - thismustbeseen (03/16/2014) [-]
It's too bad there's things like dust, otherwise there wouldn't be much risk in a leak from a distilled water loop.
#66 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/16/2014) [-]
Use distilled water. Then it is just H2O.
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User avatar #13 - mrturferpop ONLINE (10/20/2014) [-]
You must be a manlet who can't accept that he's short.
User avatar #14 to #13 - adrilazzaro (10/20/2014) [-]
what?
#11 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/24/2014) [-]
You will die alone and unmissed having lived an insignificant life having made the world no better and every so slightly inconvenienced. Your legacy will be the sigh of satisfaction that is left in the world when you finally cease your tiny anchoring of it against progress. Life to you is a great squandering of massive potential, and death will be such a slight change that not even you will miss your small moment of consciousness in the scheme of eternity.
User avatar #12 to #11 - adrilazzaro (04/24/2014) [-]
that pictures pretty cool, did you make it yourself?
User avatar #10 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #6 - asdasdzxczxc (04/29/2013) [-]
Sos de argentina?
User avatar #7 to #6 - adrilazzaro (04/29/2013) [-]
si, vos?
User avatar #8 to #7 - asdasdzxczxc (04/29/2013) [-]
si de buenos aires capital
#1 - thepsycho ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Que parte de Argentina, hijo?
User avatar #2 to #1 - adrilazzaro (01/30/2012) [-]
jaja, neuquen,pero vivi en buenos aires por 5 años, despues mi vieja le trasladaron a houston, y aca estoy.
User avatar #3 to #2 - thepsycho ONLINE (01/30/2012) [-]
Hah, yo en buenos aires toda mi vida.
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