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Age: 21
Consoles Owned: Xbox 360, Wii
Video Games Played: Skyrim, UMvC3
X-box Gamertag: NOH8DY
Interests: Anime, Video Games, TV, Music, Being Awesome
Date Signed Up:8/16/2013
Last Login:12/27/2014
Location:Virginia Beach
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#49 - One of the Top 3 best lines from this series. 09/20/2014 on Like a Spider +3
#210 - YEAH RAVEN! My #1 Favorite DC Heroine!  [+] (1 new reply) 09/20/2014 on Teen Titans +2
User avatar #217 - docxy (09/20/2014) [-]
i cant help but think of zone
#36 - GODDAMMIT! That smile gets me every damn time. How com…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Beer +1
User avatar #40 - miklthepikl (09/07/2014) [-]
dude, i have some really good news for you
User avatar #47 - asheskirata (09/07/2014) [-]
I NEED THIS NEWS AND A SAUCE FOR THIS NEWS, PURELY FOR SCIENTIFIC REASONS OF COURSE!
#71 - wraithguard (09/07/2014) [-]
What a crappy photo.
User avatar #72 - The Captain (09/07/2014) [-]
I know right, it was taken with a potato...
User avatar #45 - jogoto (09/07/2014) [-]
i wanna hear the news too
#43 - Roxorz (09/07/2014) [-]
can i have some of that too
#283 - **adolphhipster rolled image ** <this 08/30/2014 on Bans 0
#987109 - I just finished watching Knights of Sidonia on Netflix last ni…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/11/2014 on Anime & Manga - anime... 0
User avatar #987254 - senjougahara (07/11/2014) [-]
In the manga hes a girl now
User avatar #987125 - Rei (07/11/2014) [-]
He's a fag
#987137 - anonymous (07/11/2014) [-]
You're just full of retard today arent you
User avatar #987153 - Rei (07/11/2014) [-]
Literally a made up gender-neutral being, the very definition of a dream delusional tumblr land whales who honestly believe that gender is a social construct, not defined by genetics wish to be.

He is very much a fag.
User avatar #987117 - taokami (07/11/2014) [-]
If you've been paying attention, she/he mentions that there is a third gender in the first episode when she introduced herself/himself to tanikaze. And as for the pronouns, the Japanese language has many gender neutral pronouns.
User avatar #987111 - tormain (07/11/2014) [-]
I tend to try and not think about it.
#42 - HFW  [+] (1 new reply) 07/10/2014 on u wot m8 +1
#57 - timetravelzero (07/10/2014) [-]
Imma stop yuh, nigga! This is my mothafuggin' justice we talkin' 'bout, you unnastand me, mothafuckah?!
#139 - Picture 06/26/2014 on Damn sharks +3
#2820 - **adolphhipster rolls 478,183,826** 06/23/2014 on Highest roll wins colored... 0
#3364 - **adolphhipster rolled image ** Umm... it wasn't me. 06/05/2014 on What you got arrested for 0
#108 - Well **** ... 05/21/2014 on FJ will shut down in 1 week +4

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User avatar #23 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2013) [-]
oh **** yeah I wanna be a part of that! OOOO literally the whole time I was saying to myself this is best **** ive ever heard why have I never seen this. you sir have great taste in music.
User avatar #24 to #23 - adolphhipster (09/24/2013) [-]
Look up the rapper. Childish Gambino aka Donald Glover. Actor/Comedian/Rapper/Writer/Producer and others.
User avatar #25 to #24 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2013) [-]
yeah ive heard of him before but I had no idea he was a rapper, I thought he wa like an indie singer or something. man that video led to so many other rad mashups and im never gonna get any sleep XD
User avatar #27 to #26 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2013) [-]
dude I ******* knew it! when I was watching the first video I was like ... is that the guy from community? I totally believe the "hipster " part of your name dude< turnin me on to good music n **** :o I am not disappointed friend you have enlightened me :o
User avatar #28 to #27 - adolphhipster (09/24/2013) [-]
I don't know whether to make a play on words with, "won't be disappointed", "being enlightened", or a crude " ******* knew it" joke.
your choice.
User avatar #29 to #28 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2013) [-]
i think " ******* knew it " could be beneficial to us both.
User avatar #30 to #29 - adolphhipster (09/24/2013) [-]
I think I'll use all 3.
You'll ******* now it when I leave you enlightened and certainly not disappointed. ;)
User avatar #31 to #30 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2013) [-]
i think you just proved that you should be making music XD
User avatar #32 to #31 - adolphhipster (09/24/2013) [-]
haha ;D
User avatar #33 to #32 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2013) [-]
have you ever heard of the bloodhound gang?
User avatar #34 to #33 - adolphhipster (09/24/2013) [-]
"You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on Discovery Channel" Bloodhound Gang?
User avatar #35 to #34 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2013) [-]
yep XD they have this song called fire water burn and my family tells me as a baby i sang it word for word XDD but yeah they sing about stupid **** but its all super well written and jimmy pop (the singer/rapper) literally raps faster than any legitimate rapper
User avatar #36 to #35 - adolphhipster (09/24/2013) [-]
That was pretty good. But as for fast rapping check out George Watsky.
User avatar #38 to #36 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2013) [-]
oh and that song doesn't have the fast rapping just to clear that up XD
User avatar #37 to #36 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2013) [-]
not to bring race into it but why does it seem that white rappers rap so much faster than other ones? *feels like a dick*
User avatar #39 to #37 - adolphhipster (09/24/2013) [-]
It's because white people are the superior-
White people are typically better at diction.
User avatar #40 to #39 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2013) [-]
haha i guess thats true XD man and look at me trying to be kind about something racist and you just lay the "whites are superior" ****** i take back my feeling like a dick
User avatar #41 to #40 - adolphhipster (09/24/2013) [-]
I stopped before it got real bad
User avatar #42 to #41 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2013) [-]
ah **** it just let it flow man
User avatar #43 to #42 - adolphhipster (09/24/2013) [-]
I don't want a repeat of last time.
User avatar #44 to #43 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2013) [-]
nah but its just us man! im partially german i know what it is. plus my great grandmas last name was schindler so i guess im part Nazi?
User avatar #1 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2013) [-]
im in love with your name..
User avatar #2 to #1 - adolphhipster (09/24/2013) [-]
im in love with you...
i mean...
im in love with... jews... i mean juice!
yeah that's it juice.
User avatar #3 to #2 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2013) [-]
I think we just started something beautiful
User avatar #4 to #3 - adolphhipster (09/24/2013) [-]
like you...
i mean... like jews
dammit. i mean... like Footloose.
it's a very good movie.
User avatar #5 to #4 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2013) [-]
I would think hitler would have better communication skills XDDDD
User avatar #6 to #5 - adolphhipster (09/24/2013) [-]
You'd think so. But since the little incident I kinda refrained from talking a lot, for a long time. I don't want a repeat of what happened last time.
User avatar #7 to #6 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2013) [-]
dude im just happy you (obviously since were talking?) kill yourself. I thought you had a lot of strong points man forreal XD
User avatar #8 to #7 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2013) [-]
wtf *didn't kill yourself
User avatar #9 to #8 - adolphhipster (09/24/2013) [-]
thank you. it was all apart of my genius escape plan.
User avatar #10 to #9 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2013) [-]
well it worked brilliantly. congrats man. not even kidding hitler just popped up on tv this must be a sign...
User avatar #11 to #10 - adolphhipster (09/24/2013) [-]
I'd say it's a sign of me coming back to power... but I'm through with politics.
Now, it's about the music.
User avatar #12 to #11 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2013) [-]
thats the greatest thing ive ever heard. may I join you in this new conquest sir?
User avatar #13 to #12 - adolphhipster (09/24/2013) [-]
Can you sing and/or play an instrument?
User avatar #14 to #13 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2013) [-]
well I know 2 chords on a guitar >.> and if beyonce/Mariah carey / other bitches who do it and are still super famous can lipsync and get away with it then so can I. haha DAMN I sound so versatile no?
User avatar #15 to #14 - adolphhipster (09/24/2013) [-]
For the record, I rap.
User avatar #16 to #15 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2013) [-]
what the hell are we talking about XD
User avatar #17 to #16 - adolphhipster (09/24/2013) [-]
"Ladies and gentlemen! I present to you, Adolph and the Nazis!"
User avatar #18 to #17 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2013) [-]
okay now thats the greatest thing ive ever heard XD dude if that doesn't happen im killing myself XDDD
User avatar #19 to #18 - adolphhipster (09/24/2013) [-]
Assemble the Nazis!
The musical ones... not the jew-killing ones.
User avatar #20 to #19 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2013) [-]
what kind of music will it be? why am I picturing the beastie boys >.>
User avatar #22 to #20 - adolphhipster (09/24/2013) [-]
Essentially this, but with an actual band + a female singer between rapping.
Childish Gambino vs Skrillex - Bonfire in Kyoto (Mash-Up)
User avatar #21 to #20 - hahahaheidi (09/24/2013) [-]
with swastikas
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