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#123 - you'll find someone  [+] (3 new replies) 07/22/2014 on Basicly the entire Katawa... 0
#137 - Kairyuka (07/22/2014) [-]
And I'll fuck that up too. I'll get by alone, I have to
User avatar #142 - adolfoliverbush (07/22/2014) [-]
depressing outlook
User avatar #143 - Kairyuka (07/23/2014) [-]
Nah it's just reality. I can't do anything but get used to it ^_^
#40 - not allowed to make that chain go further, so let's move up he…  [+] (11 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Basicly the entire Katawa... 0
#130 - azumeow (07/22/2014) [-]
Broken people suck.

As a broken person hopelessly attracted to other broken people, I can guarantee you this: when they start threatening to kill themselves and see your lack of a sex drive as a lack of affection for them, you will wish you were with someone "normal."
User avatar #132 - adolfoliverbush (07/22/2014) [-]
maybe being broken negates everything I say, I'm not a broken person myself
User avatar #133 - azumeow (07/22/2014) [-]
Maybe. Maybe.

But seriously man, broken and BROKEN are two very easily mistaken things. Hanako would be "broken" if you wanna be that way. The ex I just described is BROKEN AS FUCK.
User avatar #134 - adolfoliverbush (07/22/2014) [-]
I don't do too too broken, the girl I'm with now is pretty bad though
User avatar #135 - azumeow (07/22/2014) [-]
Long as she's not hiding real crazy shit, it'll probably go decent. Good luck, d00d.
User avatar #136 - adolfoliverbush (07/22/2014) [-]
I don't think anything too crazy, She is kinda young, almost young enough that I don't want to be with her, but just old enough for it to be acceptable
#93 - Kairyuka (07/22/2014) [-]
I'm apparently a horrible boyfriend and I'm honestly not surprised. I'm not very interesting, I'm a social fuckup, and I like the things that others dislike and vice versa. I'm pretty much destined to be alone
#123 - adolfoliverbush (07/22/2014) [-]
you'll find someone
#137 - Kairyuka (07/22/2014) [-]
And I'll fuck that up too. I'll get by alone, I have to
User avatar #142 - adolfoliverbush (07/22/2014) [-]
depressing outlook
User avatar #143 - Kairyuka (07/23/2014) [-]
Nah it's just reality. I can't do anything but get used to it ^_^
#38 - realistically for me it'd probably be rin or hanako, it's the …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/21/2014 on Basicly the entire Katawa... 0
#39 - Kairyuka (07/21/2014) [-]
I dated one. It went baaad.
But other than that, I find Hanako very uninteresting and I'm too much of a social fuckup to ever be able to be a good boyfriend to Rin. Emi is the perfect combination of relaxed attitude, loyalty and fun times, but Iunno if she'd wanna be with me, I wouldn't mind training more if I could do it with her, but Iunno about her attitude towards video games n shiet. I guess I wouldn't really fit well with any of the girls... Story of my life, eh?
#35 - I hear that, Hanako was my favorite though  [+] (3 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Basicly the entire Katawa... 0
#36 - Kairyuka (07/21/2014) [-]
Never got around to playing her route. I mean I even tried finishing Shizune's, but I simply couldn't be interested in Hanako no matter what I tried... Rin is the girl for me! But if I were to realistically date any of them it'd probably be Emi
#38 - adolfoliverbush (07/21/2014) [-]
realistically for me it'd probably be rin or hanako, it's the brokenness, I love broken girls
#39 - Kairyuka (07/21/2014) [-]
I dated one. It went baaad.
But other than that, I find Hanako very uninteresting and I'm too much of a social fuckup to ever be able to be a good boyfriend to Rin. Emi is the perfect combination of relaxed attitude, loyalty and fun times, but Iunno if she'd wanna be with me, I wouldn't mind training more if I could do it with her, but Iunno about her attitude towards video games n shiet. I guess I wouldn't really fit well with any of the girls... Story of my life, eh?
#32 - and that's fine, some writers are terrible at writing, Stephen…  [+] (5 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Basicly the entire Katawa... 0
#33 - Kairyuka (07/21/2014) [-]
I know the feeling man. I don't know what the definition for "bad writing" is, but if it doesn't affect the experience then I don't mind at all ^_^
I too enjoyed a post-Rin depression that never quite subsided
#35 - adolfoliverbush (07/21/2014) [-]
I hear that, Hanako was my favorite though
#36 - Kairyuka (07/21/2014) [-]
Never got around to playing her route. I mean I even tried finishing Shizune's, but I simply couldn't be interested in Hanako no matter what I tried... Rin is the girl for me! But if I were to realistically date any of them it'd probably be Emi
#38 - adolfoliverbush (07/21/2014) [-]
realistically for me it'd probably be rin or hanako, it's the brokenness, I love broken girls
#39 - Kairyuka (07/21/2014) [-]
I dated one. It went baaad.
But other than that, I find Hanako very uninteresting and I'm too much of a social fuckup to ever be able to be a good boyfriend to Rin. Emi is the perfect combination of relaxed attitude, loyalty and fun times, but Iunno if she'd wanna be with me, I wouldn't mind training more if I could do it with her, but Iunno about her attitude towards video games n shiet. I guess I wouldn't really fit well with any of the girls... Story of my life, eh?
#30 - hey, congrats on getting into university, also, I agree with t…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/21/2014 on Basicly the entire Katawa... +2
User avatar #31 - Kairyuka (07/21/2014) [-]
Well I'm no writer, I'm not educated in the art of writing stories or anything like that, but as an ignorant consumer I had no problems with the writing ^_^
#32 - adolfoliverbush (07/21/2014) [-]
and that's fine, some writers are terrible at writing, Stephen King is terrible at writing, but he's a fantastic storyteller, and one of my favorite authors, so bad writing didn't affect just how wonderful a story this thing actually had, seriously, Rin's line fucked me up so bad, it was like a month of depression
#33 - Kairyuka (07/21/2014) [-]
I know the feeling man. I don't know what the definition for "bad writing" is, but if it doesn't affect the experience then I don't mind at all ^_^
I too enjoyed a post-Rin depression that never quite subsided
#35 - adolfoliverbush (07/21/2014) [-]
I hear that, Hanako was my favorite though
#36 - Kairyuka (07/21/2014) [-]
Never got around to playing her route. I mean I even tried finishing Shizune's, but I simply couldn't be interested in Hanako no matter what I tried... Rin is the girl for me! But if I were to realistically date any of them it'd probably be Emi
#38 - adolfoliverbush (07/21/2014) [-]
realistically for me it'd probably be rin or hanako, it's the brokenness, I love broken girls
#39 - Kairyuka (07/21/2014) [-]
I dated one. It went baaad.
But other than that, I find Hanako very uninteresting and I'm too much of a social fuckup to ever be able to be a good boyfriend to Rin. Emi is the perfect combination of relaxed attitude, loyalty and fun times, but Iunno if she'd wanna be with me, I wouldn't mind training more if I could do it with her, but Iunno about her attitude towards video games n shiet. I guess I wouldn't really fit well with any of the girls... Story of my life, eh?
#132 - Hinata here, just the fact that she'll do anything to protect … 07/18/2014 on Have some Tumblr cancer +3
#1241 - and hey, dude, I hope I helped, I'd like a bit of confirmation…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
User avatar #4298 - mostlyshits (07/17/2014) [-]
Well the problem is, I have no one I can give a chance to
I'm very open and the few women in my life don't seem very interested
plus none of them are quite what I'm looking for
#1157 - get new friends? 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family +1
#1111 - you meet the right one, by giving them a chance, not every one… 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#1080 - 21 currently unemployed debating on joining the milita… 07/17/2014 on Open up to your family 0
#90 - I've always preferred clone to bandage, in fact I almost refus…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/17/2014 on no love 0
User avatar #92 - cainey (07/17/2014) [-]
Just clone on this occasion. If it looks too cloned then content aware spot healing to mix things up.
#427 - **adolfoliverbush rolled image ** I'd count shedinja, but w… 07/13/2014 on whats your pokemon type 0
#246 - **adolfoliverbush rolled image ** Normal Ghost, get Rekt ki…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/13/2014 on whats your pokemon type +7
#396 - anonymous (07/13/2014) [-]
Ghost/Bug here. I don't exist either. Technically, since Shedninja is Bug/Ghost
#704 - anonymous (07/14/2014) [-]
Shedinja's Bug/Ghost. Close enough.
#405 - bobbel (07/13/2014) [-]
wooh. i'm also a Ghost/Bug
#427 - adolfoliverbush (07/13/2014) [-]
**adolfoliverbush rolled image** I'd count shedinja, but whatever helps you guys sleep at night
#715 - Picture 07/12/2014 on Pick Me Up +1
#171 - **adolfoliverbush rolls 516,719,577** 07/10/2014 on Steam Keys 0
#1922 - **adolfoliverbush rolls 377,050,600** 07/10/2014 on Free Steam Card 0
#2052 - **adolfoliverbush rolled image ** 07/10/2014 on fj prison 0
#26 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Admins favorite fantasy +3
#57 - AllYourBase (07/20/2014) [-]
A short time later...
#19 - of after we have words with the machine we hold it, got it 07/08/2014 on bachelor hack +1
#35 - Picture 07/08/2014 on 4chan Text Adventure -4
#1229 - Y'know I'd make the offer, but even if I set a ridiculously hi… 07/08/2014 on Up Your Ass 0
#1227 - **adolfoliverbush rolled image ** I almost feel I have to p…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Up Your Ass 0
User avatar #1228 - butterduck (07/08/2014) [-]
I'll see that.

This is the community. _ We enjoy the pain of others.
User avatar #1229 - adolfoliverbush (07/08/2014) [-]
Y'know I'd make the offer, but even if I set a ridiculously high standard I feel I'd wake up to see the stickied it and I have 25 times the number asked for, I it feels too probable that it'd happen for me to do it, sorry, now a dick pic I'd have no problem with giving to the community, but I feel a small number of people would like to see that as well
#1218 - **adolfoliverbush rolled image ** oh god, a sharpie  [+] (4 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Up Your Ass +2
User avatar #1226 - butterduck (07/08/2014) [-]
dat roll.
#1227 - adolfoliverbush (07/08/2014) [-]
**adolfoliverbush rolled image** I almost feel I have to put a if this gets x number of thumbs I'll do it, but I'm a straight male, and nobody wants to see a sharpie in my ass, especially not me
User avatar #1228 - butterduck (07/08/2014) [-]
I'll see that.

This is the community. _ We enjoy the pain of others.
User avatar #1229 - adolfoliverbush (07/08/2014) [-]
Y'know I'd make the offer, but even if I set a ridiculously high standard I feel I'd wake up to see the stickied it and I have 25 times the number asked for, I it feels too probable that it'd happen for me to do it, sorry, now a dick pic I'd have no problem with giving to the community, but I feel a small number of people would like to see that as well
#33 - I like Makina  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2014 on What did you just say you... 0
User avatar #41 - sagari (07/07/2014) [-]
Yeah and Yuuji-s backstory unravels quite a bit in her route.
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