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Date Signed Up:3/21/2011
Last Login:11/26/2014
Location:middleofnowhere
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Comment Ranking:#7100
Highest Content Rank:#6780
Highest Comment Rank:#5175
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Level 111 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie
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Level 211 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 212 Comments: Comedic Genius
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Total Comments Made:716
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#11 - actually, let me be more clear, how much would a life size Scr…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/31/2014 on To Youmacon!! +1
User avatar #12 - adolfoliverbush (10/31/2014) [-]
3'07" or 1.1m tall
#10 - get her a Zorua, now hear me out, it may not be her favorite, … 10/31/2014 on To Youmacon!! 0
#9 - can you make me a Scrafty?  [+] (2 new replies) 10/31/2014 on To Youmacon!! +1
User avatar #11 - adolfoliverbush (10/31/2014) [-]
actually, let me be more clear, how much would a life size Scrafty run me?
User avatar #12 - adolfoliverbush (10/31/2014) [-]
3'07" or 1.1m tall
#82 - just let me know when you do  [+] (1 new reply) 10/28/2014 on Still spooky time +1
User avatar #84 - luciferusmaximus (11/09/2014) [-]
Putin was like "alright, a bit of action, da".
#65 - I'll take them, no shame here  [+] (3 new replies) 10/28/2014 on Still spooky time 0
#80 - filipasalucard (10/28/2014) [-]
i'll post them tonight i uploaded this because its sfw :3
#82 - adolfoliverbush (10/28/2014) [-]
just let me know when you do
User avatar #84 - luciferusmaximus (11/09/2014) [-]
Putin was like "alright, a bit of action, da".
#40 - everything is to my satisfaction, thank you Gus …  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2014 on HUGE 4chan comp. Part 8/32 +1
#41 - trolololer (10/24/2014) [-]
**trolololer rolled image** Eh I'm not really trying to be a troll account, I just chose that name because I like to roll pictures and comments, and also lack of creativity. But otherwise glad that someone laughed because of what I said.
#1695 - **adolfoliverbush rolls 809,072,186** 10/24/2014 on Free Steam 0
#38 - don't talk about twi like that  [+] (3 new replies) 10/24/2014 on HUGE 4chan comp. Part 8/32 0
#39 - trolololer (10/24/2014) [-]
**trolololer rolled image** What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
#40 - adolfoliverbush (10/24/2014) [-]
everything is to my satisfaction, thank you Gus



but anyway, troll account makes me laugh
#41 - trolololer (10/24/2014) [-]
**trolololer rolled image** Eh I'm not really trying to be a troll account, I just chose that name because I like to roll pictures and comments, and also lack of creativity. But otherwise glad that someone laughed because of what I said.
#18 - I was literally just reading this article, this is sooo dumb, … 10/23/2014 on More words from the "Wise" 0
#125 - I suck at drawing so bad guys, sorry 10/16/2014 on Personal Stat Chart 0
#5 - I'm a liberal, and I don't agree with this..... I think you sh… 10/15/2014 on apparently gamers are scum. +1
#3 - I only had to feed my boa once every 2 weeks 10/15/2014 on Math Test 0
#16 - I do have one, And I didn't even have to ask for Harley Quinn,… 10/14/2014 on Don't stand between a... 0
#34 - **adolfoliverbush rolled image ** give up if you do fiddles… 10/12/2014 on meow 0
#32 - thank you, I went down three comments and decided I would neve…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/12/2014 on meow 0
User avatar #33 - ganjalf (10/12/2014) [-]
never give up. unless you plan on giving up. then give up giving up
#34 - adolfoliverbush (10/12/2014) [-]
**adolfoliverbush rolled image** give up if you do fiddlesticks vs. Fizz mid lane
#30 - **adolfoliverbush rolled image ** do you know the source to this?  [+] (4 new replies) 10/12/2014 on meow +2
User avatar #31 - ganjalf (10/12/2014) [-]
Source is Yozakura Quartet

Source: comment #4
User avatar #32 - adolfoliverbush (10/12/2014) [-]
thank you, I went down three comments and decided I would never find out
User avatar #33 - ganjalf (10/12/2014) [-]
never give up. unless you plan on giving up. then give up giving up
#34 - adolfoliverbush (10/12/2014) [-]
**adolfoliverbush rolled image** give up if you do fiddlesticks vs. Fizz mid lane
#11 - I sense a debilitating lack of Magikarp  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Types of Trainers +58
User avatar #13 - revisempai (09/28/2014) [-]
magikarp is to op, its to much for me to handle.
User avatar #20 - emiyashirou (09/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, you need at least 10 badges to be able to handle Magikarp.
#10 - That was a dunsparce 09/28/2014 on Types of Trainers 0
#35 - I'm all about that Sequoia, and I always used Elite Riot Gear … 09/28/2014 on Pick your Faction: Results +2
#23 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 09/28/2014 on MFW first handjob 0
#24 - whycantiusecaps Comment deleted by adolfoliverbush
#87 - I wouldn't say risk anything, but yea, if you should aspire fo… 09/28/2014 on Lemonade 0
#85 - I get that, but, the heart wants what the heart wants, so do w…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Lemonade 0
User avatar #86 - solidderking (09/28/2014) [-]
my heart almost ruined me a few years ago 7 fucking years wasted and im not gonna let my heart try that again. that doesnt mean that i wont try, it only means that i wont risk everything for a late teenage crush actually im not a teen anymore, but it feels like it , i will give my best without endangering my future.......

i talk mostly to muricans and britbongs,other countries are quite rare
User avatar #87 - adolfoliverbush (09/28/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say risk anything, but yea, if you should aspire for anything in life, aspire to be happy, and if you're anything like me, being alone for more than so much time makes me depressed, and I don't do well.... I also have a hard time meeting women, because in real life I have an outwardly rude, offensive, and uncaring disposition at almost all times
#83 - I won't start doing the officer thing, I'll be enlisted until … 09/28/2014 on Lemonade 0
#81 - That would be dumb, no, but it is still a lot of time away, so…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/28/2014 on Lemonade 0
#82 - satansferret (09/28/2014) [-]
I meant on your test score... let the grunts do their thing while you can take the officer train
User avatar #83 - adolfoliverbush (09/28/2014) [-]
I won't start doing the officer thing, I'll be enlisted until I've been in long enough to qualify to go to school to be an officer, then I'd be an officer
#34 - **adolfoliverbush rolls 513,489,316** Chester 09/27/2014 on As promised, highest roll... 0
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