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Date Signed Up:7/08/2011
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Location:Ze Third Reich
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Contrary to popular belief, I am not dead. Eva Braun though my glass was poisoned. I lied! It was both! Unbeknownst to her I had spent years building up an immunity to iocane powder. Boy was she surprised. But its ok; she died laughing

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    Its Hilter, not Hitler ! Its Hilter, not Hitler !
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#17 - The "B" in "ABC" is all fancy. Probably be… 5 hours ago on advertisements for a pizza... +4
#30 - It's called liederhosen 05/20/2013 on Hotler +1
#1 - The one Jew I let get away ...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on Amy & Samy +42
#28 - aproudpatriot (05/21/2013) [-]
We need you back. We're sorry that we ever doubted you.
#1 - Someone Like Jew Set Fire to the Jews Rolling in the Jews  [+] (1 new reply) 05/20/2013 on We could have gassed them all +1
User avatar #2 - jshyu (05/20/2013) [-]
clever
#4 - Oh yes, you did!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on The gas bill made him do it. +13
#10 - xxpredatorxx (05/09/2013) [-]
adolfhiLTer?
so close.
#31 - me too 05/09/2013 on Wile E. Coyote +6
#18 - I see that image everyday 05/08/2013 on hahahahahaha 0
#23 - But football has fit athletes in tight pants too ... 05/08/2013 on And I wasted all these... +11
#5 - I already tried that 05/03/2013 on Clitler +14
#10 - No one thought I was joking  [+] (12 new replies) 05/01/2013 on (Betty) White Problems +395
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User avatar #163 - therealtjthemedic (05/02/2013) [-]
but what did you say
#131 - N. Korean citizen (05/01/2013) [-]
jesus dats creepy

(inb4 jesus say's sorry)
User avatar #70 - saddamhusseinz (05/01/2013) [-]
I told them I was choking, they said 'I thought you were serious'.
#26 - thetower (05/01/2013) [-]
You spelled Hitler wrong
#63 - headhunternl (05/01/2013) [-]
you must be fun at parties
#107 - thetower (05/01/2013) [-]
If you're gonna be a Nazi, at least be a grammar Nazi.
User avatar #164 - therealtjthemedic (05/02/2013) [-]
grammar =/= spelling
#34 - angelious (05/01/2013) [-]
thats not hitler...that hilter.

a nice guy living in england...
User avatar #21 - farn (05/01/2013) [-]
germany sieg heil coming here to save the motherfucking race yeah
User avatar #20 - OsamaBinLadenz (05/01/2013) [-]
Nor I. Those fucking infidels, am I right?
#83 - N. Korean citizen (05/01/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!
They can hear, and see what you're visually thinking. This is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

Asians hide their mind reading abilities by a lot of them having completely expressionless faces so they don't accidentally show facial expressions when people think things they don't like, find funny, astonishing, etc, and Asians segregate so their not nearly as susceptible to that happening.
Asians also segregate, and are untalkative to avoid accidentally saying things that are similar to what people are thinking and going to say.

Try thinking, and visually picturing things that are as wild as you can when you are around Asians, and look for Asians who give people dirty/particular looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!! THE WORLD NEEDS TO FIND THIS OUT!!!!!
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User avatar #36 - amongoeth (04/20/2013) [-]
Happy birthday
#34 - reygar (01/31/2013) [-]
Hallo mein Führer!
#33 - thisotherdude (12/15/2012) [-]
Greatings Mein Fuhrer.
Greatings Mein Fuhrer.
#32 - chaosnazo (12/15/2012) [-]
How's it going?
How's it going?
User avatar #24 - fangkittyartist (11/14/2012) [-]
sup hitler
#23 - krakarot (08/07/2012) [-]
Gezeichnetes, mein Führer.
Gezeichnetes, mein Führer.
#21 - funnyjunkelite (08/03/2012) [-]
how it going mein fuhrer
User avatar #22 to #21 - adolfhilter (08/03/2012) [-]
Very good. Not too many suspect me on here, yet.
User avatar #18 - captainego (05/28/2012) [-]
Thank you for accepting my friend request, mein Führer.
User avatar #19 to #18 - adolfhilter (05/28/2012) [-]
You're welcome.
#15 - N. Korean citizen (04/20/2012) [-]
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
User avatar #14 - godhatesusall (12/28/2011) [-]
Angel Of Death!! Big Fan.
User avatar #25 to #14 - opjoopie (12/07/2012) [-]
Hitler wasnt the angel of death you cunt, that was josef mengele..
#27 to #25 - godhatesusall (12/08/2012) [-]
Yeah bro that was like a year ago, I was fucking retarded then. Calm your tits man.
Yeah bro that was like a year ago, I was fucking retarded then. Calm your tits man.
#28 to #27 - opjoopie (12/09/2012) [-]
Sorry, cunt wasnt meant to sound as bad as that did.  I'm just used to saying that in a joking way..
Sorry, cunt wasnt meant to sound as bad as that did. I'm just used to saying that in a joking way..
#29 to #28 - godhatesusall (12/09/2012) [-]
It's all good
It's all good
User avatar #12 - randomserb (12/09/2011) [-]
You nearly killed my great-grandfather. :(
User avatar #13 to #12 - adolfhilter (12/10/2011) [-]
operative word here is nearly.
#6 - turbomullet **User deleted account** (12/06/2011) [-]
Who the hell is Hilter?
User avatar #7 to #6 - adolfhilter (12/06/2011) [-]
Tis from Monty Python. Watch the video I have. It explains it
User avatar #8 to #7 - turbomullet **User deleted account** (12/06/2011) [-]
Oh yeah that one. Anyway, I love the fact that your current lvl is 88 too. You should screencap that before it's too late.
User avatar #4 - shimajam (12/01/2011) [-]
i added you to friends just because of your name
User avatar #5 to #4 - adolfhilter (12/01/2011) [-]
awesome
#1 - yourmomschestnuts (07/17/2011) [-]
Here's a platypus, he is now your pet. His name is Perry. Please take good care h=of him, Mien Fuhrer.
Here's a platypus, he is now your pet. His name is Perry. Please take good care h=of him, Mien Fuhrer.
User avatar #2 to #1 - adolfhilter (07/18/2011) [-]
Very good. This will confuse the hell out of the Russians
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