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admiralen

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Date Signed Up:9/28/2011
Last Login:5/06/2015
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latest user's comments

#33 - writer of dbz was originally gonna stop after namek and freeza  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Trunks would never. +1
User avatar #39 - semenslurpinglily (1 hour ago) [-]
Writer of DBZ originally gonna stop before 1/3 of Dragon Ball actually.
Shit got WAY too big afterwards.
#80 - its dickish to the child as well as the mother just cause … 3 hours ago on no chill 0
#77 - probably some that do get deployed withing short times, but ev… 9 hours ago on no chill +1
#68 - so they idiotically and irresponsibly leave the mother to be a…  [+] (4 new replies) 11 hours ago on no chill 0
User avatar #78 - capslockrage (3 hours ago) [-]
How is it dickish to the mother if she was fine with it and knew the consequences?

I grew up without a father, wouldn't change a thing, my childhood was just fine.
User avatar #80 - admiralen (3 hours ago) [-]
its dickish to the child as well as the mother
just cause you were ok with it, it doesnt mean others wont get hurt by it
besides, its not like they even have a good reason to go to wars nowadays, sure if its just you, you can do whatever you want, but if you have people who depend on you back home its just a dick move
and can you honestly say you never wanted a father?
User avatar #70 - assrocket (11 hours ago) [-]
I feel you. It's not hard to prevent pregnancy either. Like damn, just wrap ya dick, you homo. But don't some people get deployed suddenly?
User avatar #77 - admiralen (9 hours ago) [-]
probably some that do get deployed withing short times, but even then they know it could happen and they just didnt care enough and risked it anyway
not trying to demonize soldiers, but ive seen a ton of pics and posts of the children who lose their parents cause the parents think iraq is more important then the child
#60 - so youre trying to tell me theyre ******* idiots? a… 13 hours ago on no chill 0
#46 - Not trying to be an asshole here but why are everyone ok w…  [+] (12 new replies) 15 hours ago on no chill +1
#65 - Common Pepe (12 hours ago) [-]
They probably want a kid before they go.

They might not get another chance.
User avatar #68 - admiralen (11 hours ago) [-]
so they idiotically and irresponsibly leave the mother to be a single mother and take care of the child alone, and then risk leaving their child fatherless for the rest of its fucking life
thats insanely selfish and dickish to both the mother and the child
User avatar #78 - capslockrage (3 hours ago) [-]
How is it dickish to the mother if she was fine with it and knew the consequences?

I grew up without a father, wouldn't change a thing, my childhood was just fine.
User avatar #80 - admiralen (3 hours ago) [-]
its dickish to the child as well as the mother
just cause you were ok with it, it doesnt mean others wont get hurt by it
besides, its not like they even have a good reason to go to wars nowadays, sure if its just you, you can do whatever you want, but if you have people who depend on you back home its just a dick move
and can you honestly say you never wanted a father?
User avatar #70 - assrocket (11 hours ago) [-]
I feel you. It's not hard to prevent pregnancy either. Like damn, just wrap ya dick, you homo. But don't some people get deployed suddenly?
User avatar #77 - admiralen (9 hours ago) [-]
probably some that do get deployed withing short times, but even then they know it could happen and they just didnt care enough and risked it anyway
not trying to demonize soldiers, but ive seen a ton of pics and posts of the children who lose their parents cause the parents think iraq is more important then the child
User avatar #53 - capslockrage (14 hours ago) [-]
Yeah because they totally planned it.
User avatar #60 - admiralen (13 hours ago) [-]
so youre trying to tell me theyre fucking idiots?
as #58 said its not hard to prevent pregnancy and you know in advance that youre gonna get sent out
User avatar #54 - capslockrage (14 hours ago) [-]
And the woman had no say in the matter either, right?
User avatar #58 - Kanoah (14 hours ago) [-]
It's brought up every single time a pregnancy argument is made; preventing pregnancy is not fucking difficult. They also tend to know a while in advance if they're going to ship out, so there really is no excuse.
User avatar #79 - capslockrage (3 hours ago) [-]
Yeah, it's not difficult, meaning she can also prevent the pregnancy with birth control or condoms.

Also birth control and condoms can fail, it's never a 100% chance of not having kids.
User avatar #50 - theawkwardbros (15 hours ago) [-]
They know if they jizz inside of someone, then bail, they won't have to be responsible for the child.
#84 - the best kind is green curry 16 hours ago on Food dam 0
#23 - to be fair talia raped him 05/05/2015 on Batman doesn't give a shit +1
#93 - strippers dont really have to have a personality they just… 05/02/2015 on Damn 0
#93 - dont really see a lot of things that require that in my normal… 05/02/2015 on Take it up the Butt Like a... 0

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#37 - havockwzy (01/04/2015) [-]
Daily reminder that you are a real human bean and a real hero!
Daily reminder that you are a real human bean and a real hero!
User avatar #38 to #37 - admiralen ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
but i identify as a rock, this is really offensive
User avatar #40 to #39 - admiralen ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
thank you, i will still have to dox you but atleast know you brightened my day
#41 to #40 - havockwzy (01/04/2015) [-]
HELP IM BEING E-BULLYED BY A ROCK!
User avatar #42 to #41 - admiralen ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
cis white males cant be bullied or experience any kind of negative things
check your privelege scum
#43 to #42 - havockwzy (01/04/2015) [-]
but im the last of my kind...
User avatar #44 to #43 - admiralen ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
thats because your kind is oppressing all non cis people
#45 to #44 - havockwzy (01/04/2015) [-]
but im trangendered now
User avatar #46 to #45 - admiralen ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
it was the illerminatey who bullied you not me
#47 to #46 - havockwzy (01/04/2015) [-]
all i did was wish you a good day
User avatar #32 - caffeinecommissar (06/23/2014) [-]
Thanks a lot for also sharing your 4chan collection, I presume you're still in the middle of your dump and I don't want to interrupt that.

Did you see my 4chan dump the day before the feminist dump? It was almost as large.

Anyway, I greatly appreciate the effort it takes to dump a lot of filed (know how long it can take), and your posts will be valued contributions to my own folder.
User avatar #33 to #32 - admiralen ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
didnt see your dump of 4chan, but as i said the feminist one was greatly appreciated, these are the greentexts ive saved up since about 2010
User avatar #34 to #33 - caffeinecommissar (06/23/2014) [-]
Here is a link: www.funnyjunk.com/channel/4chan/The+first+thing+you+said/GsYLLTf/12#12

2010? Your collection must be quite larger than mine.

Will you notify me once the dump is done? Thanks in advance.
User avatar #35 to #34 - admiralen ONLINE (06/23/2014) [-]
its finished btw, if its smaller it might be because ive been checking things out intentionally, i just saved all the ones i found funny from funnyjunk
User avatar #36 to #35 - caffeinecommissar (06/23/2014) [-]
Wonderful, I'll save it immediately and keep the thread open so I can thumb up all your pictures.
User avatar #30 - soundofwinter (06/22/2014) [-]
**** you
User avatar #31 to #30 - admiralen ONLINE (06/22/2014) [-]
maybe later
User avatar #29 to #28 - admiralen ONLINE (06/21/2014) [-]
im honored, thank you
User avatar #25 - devilspecter ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
norwegian?
User avatar #26 to #25 - admiralen ONLINE (01/28/2014) [-]
swedish amigo
User avatar #27 to #26 - devilspecter ONLINE (01/29/2014) [-]
I kno, bro.
I just said that because of the comment underneath mine.
#23 - Common Pepe (12/30/2013) [-]
norwegian?
User avatar #24 to #23 - admiralen ONLINE (12/30/2013) [-]
nope swe
User avatar #21 - gragasvlad (10/11/2013) [-]
what you call HM slut is what I call hm pokémons and with 1 to 2 slots I mean 1 or two pokémons with only HMs
User avatar #22 to #21 - admiralen ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
they annoy me fiercely, to be honest, they are the black sheep in your squad, completely useless and is usually bidoof or gyarados
#18 to #17 - admiralen ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
even better paintskills (or same)
#20 to #19 - admiralen ONLINE (04/06/2013) [-]
practise makes perfect
#13 - infiniteduress (06/20/2012) [-]
my top is ~1650 i just happen to like the name of his ultimate
User avatar #14 to #13 - admiralen ONLINE (06/20/2012) [-]
and you told me 1650 cause?
User avatar #15 to #14 - infiniteduress (06/20/2012) [-]
you called me a noobfag
User avatar #16 to #15 - admiralen ONLINE (06/21/2012) [-]
1650 still means youre a n00bfag, my account azirel real king has maxed 2,1k
User avatar #1 - iamnewhere (02/18/2012) [-]
"admiralen". Scandinavia much?
User avatar #2 to #1 - admiralen ONLINE (02/18/2012) [-]
swe
User avatar #3 to #2 - iamnewhere (02/18/2012) [-]
Nor
#6 to #3 - fuckgravity (03/09/2012) [-]
Wut. Visste ikke at det var en normann i comments-teten.
User avatar #7 to #6 - iamnewhere (03/09/2012) [-]
Yup, var #3 for en stund siden, men jeg slutta :)
User avatar #8 to #7 - fuckgravity (03/09/2012) [-]
Why?
User avatar #9 to #8 - iamnewhere (03/09/2012) [-]
Stress. Folk får aldri nok.
Men jeg tror jeg skal begynne igjen snart, har ikke så mye bedre ting å finne på.
User avatar #10 to #9 - fuckgravity (03/09/2012) [-]
Hehe, ser den.
Misunner deg litt, jeg er heldig hvis jeg får 20 thumbs på en comment, liksom.
User avatar #11 to #10 - iamnewhere (03/09/2012) [-]
Jeg ble "kjent" for å lage "alternate endings" på diverse comics. Folk ser ut til å like det.
Trenger ikke være store endringer heller.
Det hjelper veldig mye hvis du er blant de første som kommenterer også, så gå til the latest uploads og prøv å se om det kommer til å rekke Front page.
User avatar #12 to #11 - fuckgravity (03/09/2012) [-]
Så basicly potensiale-jakt på Newest Uploads? Og alternative endinger. Den er god, will try! Takker :)
User avatar #4 to #3 - admiralen ONLINE (02/18/2012) [-]
amg ur iamnewhere, big fan :)
#5 to #4 - iamnewhere (02/18/2012) [-]
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Lol, people notice me!
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