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#25 - mfw my friends and I mvm with randoms as all demoknights or al… 10/02/2012 on STAHP +1
#166 - ************* got free education, healthcare, and… 09/29/2012 on Good guy arabs +7
#161 - Underwater hotels, ****** lookin at fishes while …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2012 on Good guy arabs +7
User avatar #166 - addictakilla (09/29/2012) [-]
Motherfuckers got free education, healthcare, and housing up in that bitch
#153 - World's tallest ******* building, up in the cloud…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/29/2012 on Good guy arabs +12
User avatar #156 - klink (09/29/2012) [-]
mothafucking coin shaped building, shits gangsta as fuck yo
User avatar #161 - addictakilla (09/29/2012) [-]
Underwater hotels, fuckin lookin at fishes while you sleep
User avatar #166 - addictakilla (09/29/2012) [-]
Motherfuckers got free education, healthcare, and housing up in that bitch
#149 - The UAE is rich as **** . ****** got …  [+] (6 new replies) 09/29/2012 on Good guy arabs +25
User avatar #165 - voltkills (09/29/2012) [-]
niggas got so much oil, niggas be swimming in the shit.
User avatar #151 - forasecond (09/29/2012) [-]
niggas got an indoor skiing facility too.
User avatar #153 - addictakilla (09/29/2012) [-]
World's tallest fucking building, up in the clouds n shit
User avatar #156 - klink (09/29/2012) [-]
mothafucking coin shaped building, shits gangsta as fuck yo
User avatar #161 - addictakilla (09/29/2012) [-]
Underwater hotels, fuckin lookin at fishes while you sleep
User avatar #166 - addictakilla (09/29/2012) [-]
Motherfuckers got free education, healthcare, and housing up in that bitch
#16 - I find it funny how modern society does the exact opposite of this. 09/25/2012 on Black & White Pictures... +7
#8 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2012 on row +70
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#2622 - **addictakilla rolls 1,861,611** worth a try 09/22/2012 on The SuburbanTurban FJ Lottery 0
#920 - If you dont pay taxes the IRS doesnt give a **** .… 09/22/2012 on Fuck you Mitt. 0
#895 - Interesting. But he did still **** up with th…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2012 on Fuck you Mitt. 0
User avatar #941 - psydoc (09/22/2012) [-]
You're better off just talking about what you think then mentioning Jon Stewart. Stewart is super-biased, and a comedian. That's not really a news show. They have no obligation to be truthful, or put anything in the right context. Their only obligation is to get viewers. Only people who watch Jon Stewart will care about what he says. Point being, your own opinion is much more legitimate and persuasive.

BTW Romney is a really smart guy. He was valedictorian, then he got a joint law/business degree from Harvard graduating at the top of his class in both schools. Then he worked his way up to VP of a company, then started another company. The company was supposed to be a traditional private equity company, but he essentially invented a new type of business (I'll spare you the details). That's why he's so rich, and now other companies follow his model.

I'm excited about the idea of possibly getting a president who has actually taken economic classes. When I hear most politicians talk about the economy it makes me cringe. They'll literally contradict themselves in one sentence. They have no idea what they're talking about, they just know what sounds good.
#28 - My friends were talking about this today. We decided in Medica… 09/22/2012 on This +4
#849 - partially. I'm a bit tired, and excuses aren't always the best…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2012 on Fuck you Mitt. 0
User avatar #885 - psydoc (09/22/2012) [-]
Then read this.

www.forbes.com/sites/charleskadlec/2012/08/20/mitt-romney-paid-30-not-13-in-federal-income-taxes/

If you owned a lemonade stand and incorporated it, you could either pay yourself a salary equal to all the money you make, or pay yourself in corporate profits. If you pay yourself a salary then it gets taxed once. If you pay yourself through making profits, then you pay a tax on the profits, then you pay taxes again when you give the profits to yourself.

The cheaper way tends to be to just give yourself a paycheck large enough to make sure your profits are zero. The 14-20% Romney pays year to year doesn't count the first time it is taxed. That's because it would be almost impossible to calculate, but a good estimate is around 30-31% total.

The government purposely double taxes is to make sure they get about as much (usually more) from investment income as they would from salary income. Romney doesn't try and explain it because it's obviously complicated. He just takes the criticism and moves on.
User avatar #895 - addictakilla (09/22/2012) [-]
Interesting.
But he did still fuck up with that shit, and Fox is trying to get shit on Obama from a 24 year old video. Like I said, Jon Stewart puts a lot more into it. I think this isnt as important as his remarks about Israel and Palestine though, because that's more important as a presidential candidate to do what the people want in order to get the votes
User avatar #941 - psydoc (09/22/2012) [-]
You're better off just talking about what you think then mentioning Jon Stewart. Stewart is super-biased, and a comedian. That's not really a news show. They have no obligation to be truthful, or put anything in the right context. Their only obligation is to get viewers. Only people who watch Jon Stewart will care about what he says. Point being, your own opinion is much more legitimate and persuasive.

BTW Romney is a really smart guy. He was valedictorian, then he got a joint law/business degree from Harvard graduating at the top of his class in both schools. Then he worked his way up to VP of a company, then started another company. The company was supposed to be a traditional private equity company, but he essentially invented a new type of business (I'll spare you the details). That's why he's so rich, and now other companies follow his model.

I'm excited about the idea of possibly getting a president who has actually taken economic classes. When I hear most politicians talk about the economy it makes me cringe. They'll literally contradict themselves in one sentence. They have no idea what they're talking about, they just know what sounds good.
#824 - fox isnt the best source, but they are completely biased …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/22/2012 on Fuck you Mitt. 0
User avatar #834 - psydoc (09/22/2012) [-]
Did that go completely over your head?
User avatar #849 - addictakilla (09/22/2012) [-]
partially. I'm a bit tired, and excuses aren't always the best thing, but I have checked multiple sources, and they all say 14.1% was his income tax on his returns. I may be wrong, they may be wrong, but I'm just going with what I read.
User avatar #885 - psydoc (09/22/2012) [-]
Then read this.

www.forbes.com/sites/charleskadlec/2012/08/20/mitt-romney-paid-30-not-13-in-federal-income-taxes/

If you owned a lemonade stand and incorporated it, you could either pay yourself a salary equal to all the money you make, or pay yourself in corporate profits. If you pay yourself a salary then it gets taxed once. If you pay yourself through making profits, then you pay a tax on the profits, then you pay taxes again when you give the profits to yourself.

The cheaper way tends to be to just give yourself a paycheck large enough to make sure your profits are zero. The 14-20% Romney pays year to year doesn't count the first time it is taxed. That's because it would be almost impossible to calculate, but a good estimate is around 30-31% total.

The government purposely double taxes is to make sure they get about as much (usually more) from investment income as they would from salary income. Romney doesn't try and explain it because it's obviously complicated. He just takes the criticism and moves on.
User avatar #895 - addictakilla (09/22/2012) [-]
Interesting.
But he did still fuck up with that shit, and Fox is trying to get shit on Obama from a 24 year old video. Like I said, Jon Stewart puts a lot more into it. I think this isnt as important as his remarks about Israel and Palestine though, because that's more important as a presidential candidate to do what the people want in order to get the votes
User avatar #941 - psydoc (09/22/2012) [-]
You're better off just talking about what you think then mentioning Jon Stewart. Stewart is super-biased, and a comedian. That's not really a news show. They have no obligation to be truthful, or put anything in the right context. Their only obligation is to get viewers. Only people who watch Jon Stewart will care about what he says. Point being, your own opinion is much more legitimate and persuasive.

BTW Romney is a really smart guy. He was valedictorian, then he got a joint law/business degree from Harvard graduating at the top of his class in both schools. Then he worked his way up to VP of a company, then started another company. The company was supposed to be a traditional private equity company, but he essentially invented a new type of business (I'll spare you the details). That's why he's so rich, and now other companies follow his model.

I'm excited about the idea of possibly getting a president who has actually taken economic classes. When I hear most politicians talk about the economy it makes me cringe. They'll literally contradict themselves in one sentence. They have no idea what they're talking about, they just know what sounds good.
#803 - Watch the Jon Stewart videos about this **** . &qu…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/22/2012 on Fuck you Mitt. -2
#909 - Womens Study Major (09/22/2012) [-]
Also, one of Romney's forms of income is from investing in businesses which only gets taxed about 13% or some low percent. Everybody has the right to make similar investments yet they choose to attack him because he's smart enough to know how to legally avoid higher taxes. Also, if he wasn't paying all his taxes the IRS would have gone ape shit on his ass by now.
User avatar #920 - addictakilla (09/22/2012) [-]
If you dont pay taxes the IRS doesnt give a shit. Its not until you get audited when you get fucked over. And according to multiple sources the alleged 14% he pays is not enough, especially f he wants to compete with Obama paying over 20%
User avatar #821 - psydoc (09/22/2012) [-]
Actually Romney pays much higher taxes than that. In reality his money is double taxed. The IRS taxes it when the company makes a profit, then again when it is paid out as a dividend. That's why when someone owns a small company and they incorporate it instead of making a profit, they'll just pay themselves a larger salary. It's because the double taxation is larger than they'd pay on income. Someone did an analysis and the real tax percent that Romney actually pays on the money from his investments is more like 31%.

The average amount taxpayers actually pay is more like 20% (Obama's just under that), because they don't pay taxes at the highest rate they qualify for on all their money. Just the amount over what puts them in that bracket.

The reason why Romney doesn't go around saying he pays more than that in taxes is because most people are too stupid to understand.
#835 - Womens Study Major (09/22/2012) [-]
Sorry to be all butthurt sir, but Romney doesn't make much of his money via a paycheck, he actually has investments in companies (stocks and bonds) which are not taxed by the U.S. Gov.

He pays 31% on income form bane industries. that counts for under a third of his income, and either way isn't taxed that much because he actually doesnt earn a paycheck but instead manages profit.


I still love political wars on the interweb though.
User avatar #863 - psydoc (09/22/2012) [-]
Wow - you completely misunderstood what I wrote. Let me simplify it.

Romney invests his money
His money makes profits
The government taxes it once as corporate profits
The company disburses the profits to him as dividends
The money gets taxed again as capital gains
The government purposely taxes it twice to make it about what someone would pay on income from their paycheck
Most of the time it's is actually a higher tax, thus people who own their own company pay themselves via a paycheck and make it so their company makes no profits

an analysis by a writer for Forbes showed he likely paid around 30.7% in taxes when you account for double taxation.
www.forbes.com/sites/charleskadlec/2012/08/20/mitt-romney-paid-30-not-13-in-federal-income-taxes/
User avatar #824 - addictakilla (09/22/2012) [-]
www.foxnews.com/politics/2012/09/21/campaign-says-romney-paid-average-effective-tax-rate-20-percent-over-2-decades/
fox isnt the best source, but they are completely biased towards Romeny, and even they know their lord and savior Mitt fucked up. hes only pays 14.1% Jon Stewart explains it much better, and uses pie charts n shit
User avatar #834 - psydoc (09/22/2012) [-]
Did that go completely over your head?
User avatar #849 - addictakilla (09/22/2012) [-]
partially. I'm a bit tired, and excuses aren't always the best thing, but I have checked multiple sources, and they all say 14.1% was his income tax on his returns. I may be wrong, they may be wrong, but I'm just going with what I read.
User avatar #885 - psydoc (09/22/2012) [-]
Then read this.

www.forbes.com/sites/charleskadlec/2012/08/20/mitt-romney-paid-30-not-13-in-federal-income-taxes/

If you owned a lemonade stand and incorporated it, you could either pay yourself a salary equal to all the money you make, or pay yourself in corporate profits. If you pay yourself a salary then it gets taxed once. If you pay yourself through making profits, then you pay a tax on the profits, then you pay taxes again when you give the profits to yourself.

The cheaper way tends to be to just give yourself a paycheck large enough to make sure your profits are zero. The 14-20% Romney pays year to year doesn't count the first time it is taxed. That's because it would be almost impossible to calculate, but a good estimate is around 30-31% total.

The government purposely double taxes is to make sure they get about as much (usually more) from investment income as they would from salary income. Romney doesn't try and explain it because it's obviously complicated. He just takes the criticism and moves on.
User avatar #895 - addictakilla (09/22/2012) [-]
Interesting.
But he did still fuck up with that shit, and Fox is trying to get shit on Obama from a 24 year old video. Like I said, Jon Stewart puts a lot more into it. I think this isnt as important as his remarks about Israel and Palestine though, because that's more important as a presidential candidate to do what the people want in order to get the votes
User avatar #941 - psydoc (09/22/2012) [-]
You're better off just talking about what you think then mentioning Jon Stewart. Stewart is super-biased, and a comedian. That's not really a news show. They have no obligation to be truthful, or put anything in the right context. Their only obligation is to get viewers. Only people who watch Jon Stewart will care about what he says. Point being, your own opinion is much more legitimate and persuasive.

BTW Romney is a really smart guy. He was valedictorian, then he got a joint law/business degree from Harvard graduating at the top of his class in both schools. Then he worked his way up to VP of a company, then started another company. The company was supposed to be a traditional private equity company, but he essentially invented a new type of business (I'll spare you the details). That's why he's so rich, and now other companies follow his model.

I'm excited about the idea of possibly getting a president who has actually taken economic classes. When I hear most politicians talk about the economy it makes me cringe. They'll literally contradict themselves in one sentence. They have no idea what they're talking about, they just know what sounds good.
User avatar #823 - taxation (09/22/2012) [-]
I can confirm this. My bank account balance had greatly increased due to taxes from Romney.
On a sidenote, why the hell do people even discuss taxes on fj???
#110 - Let's set this straight. 1, Japan bombed us first (Pearl Harbo… 09/18/2012 on zionist americans +1
#104 - Say 'lol' again. Say 'lol' again, I dare you, I double dare yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/18/2012 on Good Guy Stranger +19
#253 - Womens Study Major (09/18/2012) [-]
lol
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User avatar #26 - aloneforlife (09/13/2012) [-]
He drew the two smaller ones and the cut off one is drawn too
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the one smaller one had the wrong number in my head :/
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User avatar #8 - moyk (04/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #9 to #8 - addictakilla (04/19/2012) [-]
itll be a while till the next one i need new ideas as well. sorry man
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already got it from your page haha but thanks you guys are da bomb thanks for makin sure i got it. ill mention you guys when i use it.
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