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Date Signed Up:5/15/2012
Last Login:3/19/2014
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#3 - Thank you thank you thank you!  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2013 on Whats the name? +1
#6 - sonicg (05/22/2013) [-]
No problem mate.
#7 - I love you too, DJ 4DM1N! <3 Lets never fight again! 05/18/2013 on adamnow's profile 0
#31 - James is teenage snape... 05/13/2013 on Team Rocket -2
#112 - They can keep it...  [+] (2 new replies) 05/09/2013 on The English Language 0
User avatar #113 - AreyouSerious (05/09/2013) [-]
why?
User avatar #191 - windorigins (05/09/2013) [-]
Religion man, it's always about that
#108 - Yes, but it's not part of the Republic  [+] (4 new replies) 05/09/2013 on The English Language +1
User avatar #109 - AreyouSerious (05/09/2013) [-]
Brits should just sell it back to Ireland, I mean is there anything important there.
#112 - adamnow (05/09/2013) [-]
They can keep it...
User avatar #113 - AreyouSerious (05/09/2013) [-]
why?
User avatar #191 - windorigins (05/09/2013) [-]
Religion man, it's always about that
#103 - Yes, free. British twat.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on The English Language -9
User avatar #118 - lordmoldywart (05/09/2013) [-]
Oh no, an Irish person with an ignorant prejudice about the British because of incidents that happened decades before he/she was even born

#91 - Ireland wouldn't give a **** because we won our f…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/09/2013 on The English Language +1
User avatar #107 - AreyouSerious (05/09/2013) [-]
What about North Ireland? That's still under British Parliament's control isn't it?
#108 - adamnow (05/09/2013) [-]
Yes, but it's not part of the Republic
User avatar #109 - AreyouSerious (05/09/2013) [-]
Brits should just sell it back to Ireland, I mean is there anything important there.
#112 - adamnow (05/09/2013) [-]
They can keep it...
User avatar #113 - AreyouSerious (05/09/2013) [-]
why?
User avatar #191 - windorigins (05/09/2013) [-]
Religion man, it's always about that
#98 - Womens Study Major (05/09/2013) [-]
Yeah, shame about that whole Euro being fucked and Irelands economy going down the shitter unless Britain bails you out for £14 billion because our economy still works. But hey, you're still free, that's something right?
#103 - adamnow (05/09/2013) [-]
Yes, free.

British twat.
User avatar #118 - lordmoldywart (05/09/2013) [-]
Oh no, an Irish person with an ignorant prejudice about the British because of incidents that happened decades before he/she was even born

#4 - Saw you on the / gay / board lol Thought I'd add :3  [+] (1 new reply) 05/07/2013 on adamnow's profile 0
User avatar #5 - slushieman (05/07/2013) [-]
Oh right, well glad to make your acquaintance :3
#134 - try being 19 and having never grown body hair...  [+] (4 new replies) 04/20/2013 on everyday issues of being 6'10" 0
User avatar #247 - slandersalamander (04/21/2013) [-]
That sounds ideal.
User avatar #221 - frysandaburger (04/21/2013) [-]
From my nips down I look like a balding Wookie.
User avatar #204 - ZenMacros (04/21/2013) [-]
I would happily have that condition. Fuck body hair.
#146 - dandyhandy (04/20/2013) [-]
Are you kidding me? I dream of having neck down alopecia ....
#261 - NORTH LONDON IS LILY WHITE  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2013 on Scoring a "I don't give a... 0
#270 - jpg (04/21/2013) [-]
DAMN STRAIGHT
#110 - I never grew any body hair. Have normal eyes though... :/ 04/16/2013 on Genetic mutation 0
#22 - >Be me. >16. >Half sister I never met before …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/28/2013 on passwords +2
User avatar #24 - sonicwind (03/28/2013) [-]
wut
#108 - MFW hiding boner...  [+] (2 new replies) 03/27/2013 on things no one told me +27
#162 - chainz (03/27/2013) [-]
If the girl is trying to make her show some titties I would be preparing my boner too.
#146 - stemoya (03/27/2013) [-]
Seen that before, source? For science.
#200 - Thank you. But I seriously have no idea how I have +6 thumbs. … 03/22/2013 on how is it so?: +2
#142 - Why??  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2013 on Headshot +1
User avatar #164 - psykobear (03/22/2013) [-]
Nom nom nom
#197 - We're in love  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2013 on how is it so?: 0
#198 - therealjc (03/22/2013) [-]
#193 - We're still friends but we don't do anything like that anymore…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/22/2013 on how is it so?: +1
User avatar #195 - therealjc (03/22/2013) [-]
All you need is a girl.
I'm making the assumption that you're hand acts like a girl friend.
#197 - adamnow (03/22/2013) [-]
We're in love
#198 - therealjc (03/22/2013) [-]
#181 - MFW between the ages of 12 and 14, my friend and I jerked off …  [+] (8 new replies) 03/22/2013 on how is it so?: +11
#191 - schneidend (03/22/2013) [-]
That took some balls to admit that, bro. But, still, yeah, pretty fucked up.
#200 - adamnow (03/22/2013) [-]
Thank you. But I seriously have no idea how I have +6 thumbs.

Perhaps this happens alot with friends? O_O
User avatar #190 - therealjc (03/22/2013) [-]
Still friends?


With benefits?
#193 - adamnow (03/22/2013) [-]
We're still friends but we don't do anything like that anymore.

Now all I need is a girl to do it...
User avatar #195 - therealjc (03/22/2013) [-]
All you need is a girl.
I'm making the assumption that you're hand acts like a girl friend.
#197 - adamnow (03/22/2013) [-]
We're in love
#198 - therealjc (03/22/2013) [-]
#182 - foreverporkchop (03/22/2013) [-]
#20 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 03/18/2013 on Rule 34 +5
#23 - haloforlife (03/18/2013) [-]
I don't even
#69 - I think he's really ******* cute.  [+] (3 new replies) 03/05/2013 on tittle -14
#88 - suddenlypotatoes (03/05/2013) [-]
User avatar #80 - mrkickasscomedy (03/05/2013) [-]
you are a colossal fag
User avatar #75 - Leopard (03/05/2013) [-]
aside from the whole gay part, he looks 12, so i'm guessing you're around that age.


get out.
#14 - Is that... is that not good??  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2013 on Hermione isn't impressed +1
User avatar #17 - lolwatthe (02/21/2013) [-]
1 inch is 2 and 1/2 centimeters so divide 9.75 by 2.5 and you get the length in inches...
#4000 - **adamnow rolled a random image posted in comment #483111 a… 02/11/2013 on It Lurks Under Your Bed +1
#6 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2013 on Its not rape if they can't... +51
#16 - texasbarbie (01/19/2013) [-]
you wanna do something,you do it on your own....god damn it fj...GOD DAMN IT
#134 - It is. 01/14/2013 on How gay sex works 0
#42 - I have taken it up the butt. It was sore but it feels great!  [+] (8 new replies) 01/14/2013 on How gay sex works +5
User avatar #46 - ctenop (01/14/2013) [-]
Quote from OP
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User avatar #52 - ctenop (01/14/2013) [-]
Or a girl with a dude, or a trap and a dude, or a dude with a dildo, or a dude with a girl wit a strap on, or a dude with a didlo, or a dude/girl with and animal. The anus destroying possibilities are endless!
User avatar #51 - tokawase (01/14/2013) [-]
> Girl on the internet

Hue
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User avatar #57 - stallwallwriter (01/14/2013) [-]
The key is to never mention you're a girl unless it's actually relevant to the conversation. So in matters of gender and sexuality, sure, it comes up. Bringing it up in an unrelated conversation just looks like someone seeking attention (which is exactly what they're doing).
There are girls on the internet - it's just that the worthwhile ones don't need to mention it in every other sentence.
User avatar #66 - rocketninjaz (01/14/2013) [-]
but i think his name is most likely adam ._. (check the username)
I'm not saying it is, but it's possible
#134 - adamnow (01/14/2013) [-]
It is.
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User avatar #7 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #3 - slushieman (05/07/2013) [-]
Why the random friend request? c:
#4 to #3 - adamnow (05/07/2013) [-]
Saw you on the /gay/ board lol
Thought I'd add :3
User avatar #5 to #4 - slushieman (05/07/2013) [-]
Oh right, well glad to make your acquaintance :3
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