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Date Signed Up:5/15/2012
Last Login:3/19/2014
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#1 - I'm telling fagmin!  [+] (3 new replies) 10/20/2013 on Yo mama +3
#2 - runningwyeld (10/20/2013) [-]
Nope, it doesn't break any rules.
FOR I AM - RULE-ABIDING-MAN
#3 - adamnow (10/20/2013) [-]
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I wasn't really gunna tell fagmin.
#4 - runningwyeld (10/20/2013) [-]
I know, cuz you're a nice guy
#39 - My penis is only 5". So no. 10/18/2013 on guys will understand 0
#38 - The Irish are not lazy. The English are just cunts. 08/04/2013 on Stereotypes -4
#3 - **adamnow rolls 34** I'm from DUBSLIN! 07/28/2013 on Three English men were in a... 0
#37 - This gave me a boner... 07/21/2013 on Another 4chan thread +3
#14 - **adamnow rolls 85** 07/07/2013 on Not mine 0
#85 - really? O_O  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2013 on Please, tell me.. 0
User avatar #86 - waterbottlemanboy (06/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, totally,
#81 - It's like 5" erect :/  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2013 on Please, tell me.. +1
User avatar #82 - oceanfrank (06/30/2013) [-]
you can still pleasure a woman to full effect lol. A 5 inch dick isn't that small.
#80 - Like 5"  [+] (3 new replies) 06/30/2013 on Please, tell me.. 0
User avatar #84 - waterbottlemanboy (06/30/2013) [-]
Oh, that's just fine.
#85 - adamnow (06/30/2013) [-]
really? O_O
User avatar #86 - waterbottlemanboy (06/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, totally,
#24 - I actually do hate my penis. I have no pubes, or arm or le…  [+] (23 new replies) 06/29/2013 on Please, tell me.. +16
#70 - saladtongsofdeath (06/30/2013) [-]
become a trap
User avatar #57 - monkeysniper (06/30/2013) [-]
Could be worse, I've heard of guys with dicks so big they can either pass out or get really dizzy just from a boner, not to mention many chicks actually aren't in to big ones
#69 - saladtongsofdeath (06/30/2013) [-]
not really, girls just dont like it when guys are dicks about their size... most girls just find it as a pleasant surprise when they put their hands down the pants and keep reaching down and down and down..... then seeing their eyes widen every time they keep reaching down
#55 - gardenmanly (06/30/2013) [-]
<yfw

no but seriously, if I could choose between being hairy or not, I would choose not every single time. Enjoy it for however long it lasts
User avatar #46 - defeats (06/30/2013) [-]
Being publess is good. As far as size is concerned, if it's size with or bigger than a finger you really shouldn't worry.
User avatar #45 - waterbottlemanboy (06/30/2013) [-]
Dude, I hate my hair. You have no idea how lucky you are.

and how small, exactly?
#80 - adamnow (06/30/2013) [-]
Like 5"
User avatar #84 - waterbottlemanboy (06/30/2013) [-]
Oh, that's just fine.
#85 - adamnow (06/30/2013) [-]
really? O_O
User avatar #86 - waterbottlemanboy (06/30/2013) [-]
Yeah, totally,
#43 - heartlessrobot (06/30/2013) [-]
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I would perform ritual sacrifice to the Great Fish Dagon for no pube hair, let alone no pube hair, leg hair, and underarm hair. As for the small dick, I prefer to bottom anyway.
#40 - anonymous (06/30/2013) [-]
People nowadays usually shave their pubes so no worries.
#39 - kaycie (06/30/2013) [-]
How small are we talking, here?
Because the rest of that seems pretty nice.
#81 - adamnow (06/30/2013) [-]
It's like 5" erect :/
User avatar #82 - oceanfrank (06/30/2013) [-]
you can still pleasure a woman to full effect lol. A 5 inch dick isn't that small.
User avatar #35 - oceanfrank (06/30/2013) [-]
NO PUBES?! FUCK YOU I'D KILL A WOMAN AND HER CHILD FOR PUBELESS PRIVATES.
#32 - anonymous (06/30/2013) [-]
be glad you don't have hair...hair is a pain...
#64 - moxmortuus (06/30/2013) [-]
Ass hair is the worst.
User avatar #66 - alltimetens (06/30/2013) [-]
ew you have ass hair you poor fagget
User avatar #79 - moxmortuus (06/30/2013) [-]
Try playing soccer on scorching hot days and then having to take a shit right when you get home.
#28 - anonymous (06/30/2013) [-]
Fuck, lucky. (Besides the small penis thing) I have way too much pubic hair.
User avatar #26 - PedosxScaryxUncle (06/30/2013) [-]
pubes are annoying so be thankful
User avatar #60 - ICEDgrunge (06/30/2013) [-]
There can be only one, motherfucker.
#134 - Woah, what just happened to me?? 06/28/2013 on I'm mildly lovin it 0
#132 - I'm not actually obese  [+] (2 new replies) 06/28/2013 on I'm mildly lovin it 0
User avatar #133 - meganinja (06/28/2013) [-]
you said you are. and if you weren't, Adam, you are now.
#134 - adamnow (06/28/2013) [-]
Woah, what just happened to me??
#112 - ******** . I eat McDonalds like every 3 m…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/28/2013 on I'm mildly lovin it 0
User avatar #124 - meganinja (06/28/2013) [-]
but I doubt it's the reason you're obese.
#132 - adamnow (06/28/2013) [-]
I'm not actually obese
User avatar #133 - meganinja (06/28/2013) [-]
you said you are. and if you weren't, Adam, you are now.
#134 - adamnow (06/28/2013) [-]
Woah, what just happened to me??
#182 - **adamnow rolled a random comment #81652 posted by infamou…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/26/2013 on Famous Last Words 0
User avatar #183 - infamoustrapper (06/26/2013) [-]
lol
#45 - Oh my god, not just me then?? 06/22/2013 on Slumber Parties 0
#31 - The "Two Minutes Away From School" Stiffy 06/20/2013 on Different Stiffy's +1
#150 - I would suck my own penis if i could. Also, good post 06/17/2013 on Feels. 0
#5 - he's cute...  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2013 on Comicon London 0
User avatar #11 - jrondeau (05/27/2013) [-]
Him or his forehead?
#9 - 'no'  [+] (1 new reply) 05/26/2013 on Of mice and men +4
User avatar #11 - slendevara (05/27/2013) [-]
'yes'
#25 - Haha that's so true you mad cunt! Reminds me of this …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on Ireland +17
User avatar #93 - capinsquiggles (05/25/2013) [-]
There's always at least 1-4 people on every bus ride that thanks the driver here in Canada
#94 - Yeah, I'm about the same if not smaller tbh. BUT my m… 05/24/2013 on She said it doesn't... +1
#20 - Hard or soft?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/24/2013 on She said it doesn't... +3
User avatar #48 - happygrowman (05/24/2013) [-]
soft is around 3-3.5
User avatar #47 - happygrowman (05/24/2013) [-]
we both know the answer.
#94 - adamnow (05/24/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'm about the same if not smaller tbh.

BUT my mate is 5 soft and he's 14 so you never know
#5 - Oh, I thought you meant you didn't know if you were straight or not.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/24/2013 on Title +4
User avatar #6 - dosburritos (05/24/2013) [-]
Oh, i'm pretty straight
#3 - What do you mean?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/23/2013 on Title 0
User avatar #4 - dosburritos (05/24/2013) [-]
I honestly couldn't give a shit. I am attracted to the females, but I think I'm just to lazy to actually do anything about it. All my friends tell me I could get one of classmates from 8th grade as a girlfriend, but I just don't care
User avatar #25 - bitchesdigmagidoof (05/24/2013) [-]
This was about someone realizing that they're gay. Not being socially retarded.
#9 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
do u mean that your friends were suggesting you date someone in 8th grade or that you were all in 8th grade together and still know her
User avatar #10 - dosburritos (05/24/2013) [-]
we were in 8th grade together. We both graduated the same year. It is now two years later.
#11 - anonymous (05/24/2013) [-]
thank god, i assumed thats what you meant but, at least to me it sounded like the other way
#5 - adamnow (05/24/2013) [-]
Oh, I thought you meant you didn't know if you were straight or not.
User avatar #6 - dosburritos (05/24/2013) [-]
Oh, i'm pretty straight
#5 - Wow, that didn't scar me for life at all.... 05/22/2013 on Whats the name? +2
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User avatar #7 - nippuhl (07/12/2013) [-]
Hi Dylan
User avatar #3 - slushieman (05/07/2013) [-]
Why the random friend request? c:
#4 to #3 - adamnow (05/07/2013) [-]
Saw you on the /gay/ board lol
Thought I'd add :3
User avatar #5 to #4 - slushieman (05/07/2013) [-]
Oh right, well glad to make your acquaintance :3
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