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#18 - American psycho! my ******* Movie, and my …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/19/2012 on friendzoned by a prostitute 0
User avatar #22 - imabser (10/19/2012) [-]
Never heard of it, what's it about.
#72 - adammorgan (10/19/2012) [-]
weellll... heres the wiki article.
American Psycho is a psychological thriller and satirical novel by Bret Easton Ellis, published in 1991. The story is told in the first person by Patrick Bateman, a serial killer and Manhattan businessman. The book's graphic violence and sexual content generated a great deal of controversy before and after publication. A film adaptation starring Christian Bale was released in 2000 to generally favorable reviews. The Observer notes that while "some countries [deem it] so potentially disturbing that it can only be sold shrink-wrapped", "critics rave about it" and "academics revel in its transgressive and postmodern qualities. In 2008, it was confirmed that producers Craig Roessler and Jesse Singer were developing a musical adaptation of the novel to appear on Broadway.
#34776 - okay, fine what this boards name? I'm not calling it mu becaus… 10/16/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... 0
#34701 - Hey mu (omg thats 4chan, dis fj! shut the **** up…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/15/2012 on Music - new music, hip hop... -2
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User avatar #34752 - themagicwizard (10/15/2012) [-]
That's like walking into Burger King and calling it McDonalds.
"It's okay guys, I call it McDonalds."
#34776 - adammorgan (10/16/2012) [-]
okay, fine what this boards name? I'm not calling it mu because i call 4chan's music board mu. I'm calling it mu because its a easy and understood way to mean music board. I just didn't want to start a debate on how i'm trying to make fj into 4chan...sorry if it didn't sound like that.
User avatar #34703 - ninjask (10/15/2012) [-]
Dean Martin is swing.
In fact, he's the king of swing.
#64 - But isn't 616 is the true mark of the beast? 10/08/2012 on holy -1
#13 - On the "what i do when i get home" chart I thought i… 10/03/2012 on Zwei +2
#26815 - look at comment 26805 09/14/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#26813 - look at comment 26805 09/14/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#26799 - I ******* forgot to ask for help on what to do. I…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/14/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
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#26815 - adammorgan (09/14/2012) [-]
look at comment 26805
#26797 - Holy ******* tits, this girl, this *******…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/14/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #26893 - sadawedsa (09/14/2012) [-]
I know that feel bro

All too well...
User avatar #26808 - hongtonggobblenuts (09/14/2012) [-]
I have this situation. Just say hello
#26813 - adammorgan (09/14/2012) [-]
look at comment 26805
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#26799 - adammorgan (09/14/2012) [-]
I fucking forgot to ask for help on what to do. I really dig this chick...if she promised to kiss me on the cheek if i stab myself......I'd stab myself.
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#26815 - adammorgan (09/14/2012) [-]
look at comment 26805
#155 - mfw when I read your **** content.  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2012 on The biggest number -9
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#93 - Maybe because everyone silently understands the underlying fac… 09/07/2012 on Alpha -1
#124 - My mom said when I didn't want to **** I'd shove … 09/05/2012 on Facebook (1) +4
#8067 - Private competion? Yes and no. As for military, there will sti… 09/02/2012 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#127 - the funny thing is yes I do, and i've read a whole bunch of co…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2012 on Orphan 0
User avatar #129 - MakiChan (09/01/2012) [-]
tiss cool, on the grammar, i usually dont care since everyone makes mistakes.

on the other note, okie dokie didnt know if you had seen the movie.
#117 - This is saddening to look at. Because in a way this is somewha…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2012 on Orphan +4
User avatar #124 - MakiChan (09/01/2012) [-]
you do know thats from a movie and its tech not a kid (well the actor is ) but the character isnt......sry to those that havnt seen the movie yet....
#127 - adammorgan (09/01/2012) [-]
the funny thing is yes I do, and i've read a whole bunch of comments pertaining to the movie....I guess i simply ignored that fact for the sake of ultimately confusing myself. Also, pardon my grammar....its been...er, slacking (did i coin it right?) for some reason. Well actually I don't know if its really bad, it just looks bad and sloppy.
User avatar #129 - MakiChan (09/01/2012) [-]
tiss cool, on the grammar, i usually dont care since everyone makes mistakes.

on the other note, okie dokie didnt know if you had seen the movie.
#7987 - So, anyways there will be a bicameral congress and Supreme Cou… 09/01/2012 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#7986 - Education is now going to be handled in my caring hands. (at l…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/01/2012 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#7987 - adammorgan (09/01/2012) [-]
So, anyways there will be a bicameral congress and Supreme Court. It’ll probably have two political parties as well! But I do not want that. I’d rather it be like an oligarchy of sorts. One large political albeit with three branches (obscure branches at least) but with a lot of little jobs and a few big ones, however there will be no exact leader. There will most likely be 2-5 people from each branch that occasionally comes to gather to discuss the nation, other than that there will be no need to actually meet and talk. This is what is best for Comprisism to utilize, however like stated before it is really up to the people in the end. In sorts of ways this is a very democracy-ish thing to do, simply by letting people ultimately vote on what they want to run them, however the Oligarchy idea I brought up will most likely be the default system.
this is what I have so far. I would like constructive criticism not blatant insult or ignorance. if you have any ideas please tell me as I kind of need help. thank you for taking time to read all of this!
#7985 - Now comes the food…ah yes the food. It is probably the thing…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/01/2012 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#7986 - adammorgan (09/01/2012) [-]
Education is now going to be handled in my caring hands. (at least they appeal caring) The former statement that children will be tested at the age of 10 is being questioned to whether it is ethical, if that is the best time, etc. At the moment I am at an absolute lost when it comes to this matter so I’ll put it aside…unless you have any ideas I gladly like to know.
Anyways like I stated before, Comprisism isn’t really a permanent thing it’s mainly used to stabilize a country (However as I put more time into this I am constantly making more plans, law, and polices more and more harder to knock down in little time.) I am considering limiting the many systems I’ve allowed to rule. I feel as though some sort of republic is the best option. I’ve milked the idea of making some copycat check and balance thing like in America. But if I do that this will basically mean I’ve just created some plans and polices…which I have been doing. That’s essentially what a government is: a package of plans, laws, and polices.
#7987 - adammorgan (09/01/2012) [-]
So, anyways there will be a bicameral congress and Supreme Court. It’ll probably have two political parties as well! But I do not want that. I’d rather it be like an oligarchy of sorts. One large political albeit with three branches (obscure branches at least) but with a lot of little jobs and a few big ones, however there will be no exact leader. There will most likely be 2-5 people from each branch that occasionally comes to gather to discuss the nation, other than that there will be no need to actually meet and talk. This is what is best for Comprisism to utilize, however like stated before it is really up to the people in the end. In sorts of ways this is a very democracy-ish thing to do, simply by letting people ultimately vote on what they want to run them, however the Oligarchy idea I brought up will most likely be the default system.
this is what I have so far. I would like constructive criticism not blatant insult or ignorance. if you have any ideas please tell me as I kind of need help. thank you for taking time to read all of this!
#7984 - REVISION: various changes. (And additions) If the current …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/01/2012 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#7985 - adammorgan (09/01/2012) [-]
Now comes the food…ah yes the food. It is probably the thing you’ve been wondering most about. How will a nation distribute free* food? Well production companies that feeds the crippled nation that are actually in the nation (that originate in that said nation) will be asked to spread out into other countries allowing the ones in the nation to focus only on the nation. At the same time using those who joined the new military branch (mentioned previously) will begin joining various farms to help speed up production and increase potential output. Some (most likely ones who have a good knowledge of agriculture and animal husbandry) will begin starting new farms along the outskirts. If the nation happens to have neglected or near unusable land for farming, the nation will find a use for it! Even if they have to create an absurd market for the material we can find use for. Terraforming is an option, however it is simply very time consuming and possibly costly. Very. Costly. Hopefully it will allow us to properly feed the nation with government and commercial food. If the recent increase in production (and decrease of value) those who want extra may buy with ease, but most extra food will be exported. This thus allows people to be a bit at ease when making large purchases because they don’t have to think about buying pesky groceries. The process of actually obtaining the food will be explained at a later date.
#7986 - adammorgan (09/01/2012) [-]
Education is now going to be handled in my caring hands. (at least they appeal caring) The former statement that children will be tested at the age of 10 is being questioned to whether it is ethical, if that is the best time, etc. At the moment I am at an absolute lost when it comes to this matter so I’ll put it aside…unless you have any ideas I gladly like to know.
Anyways like I stated before, Comprisism isn’t really a permanent thing it’s mainly used to stabilize a country (However as I put more time into this I am constantly making more plans, law, and polices more and more harder to knock down in little time.) I am considering limiting the many systems I’ve allowed to rule. I feel as though some sort of republic is the best option. I’ve milked the idea of making some copycat check and balance thing like in America. But if I do that this will basically mean I’ve just created some plans and polices…which I have been doing. That’s essentially what a government is: a package of plans, laws, and polices.
#7987 - adammorgan (09/01/2012) [-]
So, anyways there will be a bicameral congress and Supreme Court. It’ll probably have two political parties as well! But I do not want that. I’d rather it be like an oligarchy of sorts. One large political albeit with three branches (obscure branches at least) but with a lot of little jobs and a few big ones, however there will be no exact leader. There will most likely be 2-5 people from each branch that occasionally comes to gather to discuss the nation, other than that there will be no need to actually meet and talk. This is what is best for Comprisism to utilize, however like stated before it is really up to the people in the end. In sorts of ways this is a very democracy-ish thing to do, simply by letting people ultimately vote on what they want to run them, however the Oligarchy idea I brought up will most likely be the default system.
this is what I have so far. I would like constructive criticism not blatant insult or ignorance. if you have any ideas please tell me as I kind of need help. thank you for taking time to read all of this!
#7983 - 4. there will be an existing stock market, however those only …  [+] (4 new replies) 09/01/2012 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#7984 - adammorgan (09/01/2012) [-]
REVISION: various changes. (And additions)
If the current political system is democracy, than there obviously a need to create a House of Representatives and House of Senate or something of that effect. When time comes and a new political system is in, both houses will remain dormant. NOTE**I am retracting this statement for now.
Though unsurprisingly Democracy will most likely be favored
In terms of economy (which will probably be in shambles assuming Comprisism is usually adopted when the country is in trouble)
To ease up on spending money in unnecessary amounts, the country (let’s say cA is its name) cA will began focusing its money of the inexpensive resources the developing countries provide in bulk, hoping to get some sort “discount” by “seemingly” lifting up some tariffs for them to make it easier for them to buy goods from us. Depending on the main (or rather current) problem, we’ll say unemployment in this case. We will begin making various branches upon the military, though they don’t actually fight. Their purpose is to build various government buildings across the nation establishing hope to the people that things will get better while doubling the nation’s efficiency. Their job also includes properly connecting the rural and urban areas by updating various roads and make sure the various small, unimportant, neglected villages get the proper care. We will also “loan” some of our military assets (for a price of course) to varying nations, however it does not mean the nation is a “true” ally and support their cause in anyway (money is just money), nor does it mean they have allowance to use the assets like scapegoats. (if the assets are in fact abused we withdraw our support almost immediately) The nation does not on any terms support crimes against humanity (I hope not)
#7985 - adammorgan (09/01/2012) [-]
Now comes the food…ah yes the food. It is probably the thing you’ve been wondering most about. How will a nation distribute free* food? Well production companies that feeds the crippled nation that are actually in the nation (that originate in that said nation) will be asked to spread out into other countries allowing the ones in the nation to focus only on the nation. At the same time using those who joined the new military branch (mentioned previously) will begin joining various farms to help speed up production and increase potential output. Some (most likely ones who have a good knowledge of agriculture and animal husbandry) will begin starting new farms along the outskirts. If the nation happens to have neglected or near unusable land for farming, the nation will find a use for it! Even if they have to create an absurd market for the material we can find use for. Terraforming is an option, however it is simply very time consuming and possibly costly. Very. Costly. Hopefully it will allow us to properly feed the nation with government and commercial food. If the recent increase in production (and decrease of value) those who want extra may buy with ease, but most extra food will be exported. This thus allows people to be a bit at ease when making large purchases because they don’t have to think about buying pesky groceries. The process of actually obtaining the food will be explained at a later date.
#7986 - adammorgan (09/01/2012) [-]
Education is now going to be handled in my caring hands. (at least they appeal caring) The former statement that children will be tested at the age of 10 is being questioned to whether it is ethical, if that is the best time, etc. At the moment I am at an absolute lost when it comes to this matter so I’ll put it aside…unless you have any ideas I gladly like to know.
Anyways like I stated before, Comprisism isn’t really a permanent thing it’s mainly used to stabilize a country (However as I put more time into this I am constantly making more plans, law, and polices more and more harder to knock down in little time.) I am considering limiting the many systems I’ve allowed to rule. I feel as though some sort of republic is the best option. I’ve milked the idea of making some copycat check and balance thing like in America. But if I do that this will basically mean I’ve just created some plans and polices…which I have been doing. That’s essentially what a government is: a package of plans, laws, and polices.
#7987 - adammorgan (09/01/2012) [-]
So, anyways there will be a bicameral congress and Supreme Court. It’ll probably have two political parties as well! But I do not want that. I’d rather it be like an oligarchy of sorts. One large political albeit with three branches (obscure branches at least) but with a lot of little jobs and a few big ones, however there will be no exact leader. There will most likely be 2-5 people from each branch that occasionally comes to gather to discuss the nation, other than that there will be no need to actually meet and talk. This is what is best for Comprisism to utilize, however like stated before it is really up to the people in the end. In sorts of ways this is a very democracy-ish thing to do, simply by letting people ultimately vote on what they want to run them, however the Oligarchy idea I brought up will most likely be the default system.
this is what I have so far. I would like constructive criticism not blatant insult or ignorance. if you have any ideas please tell me as I kind of need help. thank you for taking time to read all of this!
#7982 - I am creating my own government called Comprisism. It is a mes…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/01/2012 on Politics - politics news,... 0
#7983 - adammorgan (09/01/2012) [-]
4. there will be an existing stock market, however those only those exceeding a certain salary can simply roam the stock market, to avoid having poor families go bust(Poor families will have to sign wavers that will disallow them to after they lose so much money). The food won't be exactly free however what they pay through taxation is be a very small fraction. The government and government funded companies makes the food. This food will then be stockpiled at stores. Families then every week, or they can go daily go get their meals for the weeks and days. There will be multiple choices. Then they go to a "checkout" where workers will check off the items and update the inventory log. If you want more food than pay for it. Acts of totalitarianism are not allowed. no power is allowed to be absolute, except Comprisism itself, and if someone wants to add a policy, huge amounts of work as to be done.
#7984 - adammorgan (09/01/2012) [-]
REVISION: various changes. (And additions)
If the current political system is democracy, than there obviously a need to create a House of Representatives and House of Senate or something of that effect. When time comes and a new political system is in, both houses will remain dormant. NOTE**I am retracting this statement for now.
Though unsurprisingly Democracy will most likely be favored
In terms of economy (which will probably be in shambles assuming Comprisism is usually adopted when the country is in trouble)
To ease up on spending money in unnecessary amounts, the country (let’s say cA is its name) cA will began focusing its money of the inexpensive resources the developing countries provide in bulk, hoping to get some sort “discount” by “seemingly” lifting up some tariffs for them to make it easier for them to buy goods from us. Depending on the main (or rather current) problem, we’ll say unemployment in this case. We will begin making various branches upon the military, though they don’t actually fight. Their purpose is to build various government buildings across the nation establishing hope to the people that things will get better while doubling the nation’s efficiency. Their job also includes properly connecting the rural and urban areas by updating various roads and make sure the various small, unimportant, neglected villages get the proper care. We will also “loan” some of our military assets (for a price of course) to varying nations, however it does not mean the nation is a “true” ally and support their cause in anyway (money is just money), nor does it mean they have allowance to use the assets like scapegoats. (if the assets are in fact abused we withdraw our support almost immediately) The nation does not on any terms support crimes against humanity (I hope not)
#7985 - adammorgan (09/01/2012) [-]
Now comes the food…ah yes the food. It is probably the thing you’ve been wondering most about. How will a nation distribute free* food? Well production companies that feeds the crippled nation that are actually in the nation (that originate in that said nation) will be asked to spread out into other countries allowing the ones in the nation to focus only on the nation. At the same time using those who joined the new military branch (mentioned previously) will begin joining various farms to help speed up production and increase potential output. Some (most likely ones who have a good knowledge of agriculture and animal husbandry) will begin starting new farms along the outskirts. If the nation happens to have neglected or near unusable land for farming, the nation will find a use for it! Even if they have to create an absurd market for the material we can find use for. Terraforming is an option, however it is simply very time consuming and possibly costly. Very. Costly. Hopefully it will allow us to properly feed the nation with government and commercial food. If the recent increase in production (and decrease of value) those who want extra may buy with ease, but most extra food will be exported. This thus allows people to be a bit at ease when making large purchases because they don’t have to think about buying pesky groceries. The process of actually obtaining the food will be explained at a later date.
#7986 - adammorgan (09/01/2012) [-]
Education is now going to be handled in my caring hands. (at least they appeal caring) The former statement that children will be tested at the age of 10 is being questioned to whether it is ethical, if that is the best time, etc. At the moment I am at an absolute lost when it comes to this matter so I’ll put it aside…unless you have any ideas I gladly like to know.
Anyways like I stated before, Comprisism isn’t really a permanent thing it’s mainly used to stabilize a country (However as I put more time into this I am constantly making more plans, law, and polices more and more harder to knock down in little time.) I am considering limiting the many systems I’ve allowed to rule. I feel as though some sort of republic is the best option. I’ve milked the idea of making some copycat check and balance thing like in America. But if I do that this will basically mean I’ve just created some plans and polices…which I have been doing. That’s essentially what a government is: a package of plans, laws, and polices.
#7987 - adammorgan (09/01/2012) [-]
So, anyways there will be a bicameral congress and Supreme Court. It’ll probably have two political parties as well! But I do not want that. I’d rather it be like an oligarchy of sorts. One large political albeit with three branches (obscure branches at least) but with a lot of little jobs and a few big ones, however there will be no exact leader. There will most likely be 2-5 people from each branch that occasionally comes to gather to discuss the nation, other than that there will be no need to actually meet and talk. This is what is best for Comprisism to utilize, however like stated before it is really up to the people in the end. In sorts of ways this is a very democracy-ish thing to do, simply by letting people ultimately vote on what they want to run them, however the Oligarchy idea I brought up will most likely be the default system.
this is what I have so far. I would like constructive criticism not blatant insult or ignorance. if you have any ideas please tell me as I kind of need help. thank you for taking time to read all of this!
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#193 to #191 - adammorgan (03/07/2013) [-]
I must be the magic man, cause You are almost exactly imagined. My image, had you with shorter hair. And also, don't feel stupid. Most live their entire lives not knowing.
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#1 - stormietheraver ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
heres a lil something to pop your profile comment cherry ^_^
#2 to #1 - adammorgan (07/19/2012) [-]
Ahhhhhhh, yes. yes. that's what daddy likes. I can take a lot of things, Hell even torture will take some time to weaken me......but traps, shemales, and futa........that **** is my kryptonite. In fact that's why my last girlfriend broke up with me.......if only she had a dick.
User avatar #3 to #2 - stormietheraver ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
youd be surprised at just how many transgirls there really are, might be worth you checking out a kinky version of facebook called fetlife.com, theres lots of girls like me on there ^_^
#4 to #3 - adammorgan (07/19/2012) [-]
I knew one, but **** .....she had the biggest dick i had ever seen...it..it questioned my manliness. I mean if a girl has a bigger dick than you.....well that's some **** . she always threaten to **** me with it too. she was a fun and chill person, i really hate the scum that pushed her to kill herself.
User avatar #5 to #4 - stormietheraver ONLINE (07/19/2012) [-]
aww...i hate people that do that too...especially to transpeople....31% of transpeople commit suicide :(
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