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#13901 - oh yea, this is advice, i asked for.......advice, so i can put… 07/16/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#4329 - I posted in advice before if you notice this. 07/16/2012 on Politics - politics news,... -1
#4328 - I am creating my own government called Comprisism. It is a mes…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/16/2012 on Politics - politics news,... -1
User avatar #4602 - foelkera (07/19/2012) [-]
I'm starting my own micronation where I'm king and my currency is rocks. The exchange rate for rocks is $10,000,000 USD per rock, no matter what size. Now if you'll excuse me, my rock garden needs attending to.
#4604 - adammorgan (07/19/2012) [-]
how cool...what type of rocks?
User avatar #4605 - foelkera (07/19/2012) [-]
any kind.
#4607 - adammorgan (07/19/2012) [-]
hmmmm that plan sounds pretty..........................rock solid
User avatar #4394 - Patheos (07/17/2012) [-]
You say it's based on communism, but this is pretty classist.
#4398 - adammorgan (07/17/2012) [-]
i was referring to the "beta" form of this. obviously this isn't communism, I got into politics because of communism. so i decided that instead of a classless state, make something very classist
User avatar #4406 - szymonf (07/17/2012) [-]
I had a similar thought to you as number 1.

you are pretty much trying to create a USSR or China

by creating a class based society, those above you will always garner as much wealth and power as they can then use the term "democracy" or "free-election" as to allow the ignorant mass feel like they have a say over their lives when in reality they gain nothing but a smirk on their faces
#4415 - adammorgan (07/17/2012) [-]
no not necessarily, only the mass people can "do away " with comprisism. the free-ish food mainly benefits the mass society. the specialization of works will only benefit the mass in the end. no, i'm not.
#4384 - adammorgan (07/17/2012) [-]
I will revise this and post later.
#4343 - repostsrepost (07/16/2012) [-]
"free" food(its not free because it would have to be paid for through taxation) has the same flaws as government healthcare. Government bureaucracies are charged with making every single's families' vital decisions and it would be impossible to do efficiently. Rationing occurs which results in starvation. And without a functioning price system it is impossible to relay information about quality and costs. There is no incentive to increase quality or efficiency without a market. The school thing, that just means that the state will predetermine your destiny for you. Again, it completely destroys individual sovereignty. Why would only the working class be able to vote? Isn't the purpose of a right that it is universal, and equally applicable to everyone. The state determines who will be represented in government arbitrarily. and by result, the state determines who have rights and who don't. And finally, there isn't any difference between power in the hands of one and power in the hands of many if that power is absolute. Is there a difference between one party rule and elective despotism? Utopianism and its many variants sounds good but only results in totalitarianism.
#4348 - adammorgan (07/16/2012) [-]
No it won't be free, however what they pay through taxation is be a very small fraction. the government and government funded companies makes the food. this food will then be stockpiled at stores. families then every week, or they can go daily go get their meals for the weeks and days. there will be multiple choices. then they go to a "checkout" where workers will check off the items and update the inventory log. If you want more food then pay for it..They are ten, they are not going be hard to convince or sway. They can choose what specialized job they want, if they are great at plumbing, but also great at teaching, they can chose to be a plumber.as i said those who pass amazingly can opt out.The won't be the only ones, sorry. I was reading something and i accidently put it in.Comprisism's laws and polices can ONLY be lifted with a mass vote among the people. It works mainly with causes and effects. if this happens go to this, so on and so on. Acts of totalitarianism are not allowed. no power is allowed to be absolute, except Comprisism itself, and if someone wants to add a policy, huge amounts of work as to be done. You talk about free this and free that, Freedom isn't fair. I am making something that is fair. and there are a lot of freedoms allowed in this government. you are see this from a liberal point of view. try seeing it from a unbiased view.
User avatar #4338 - AreyouSerious (07/16/2012) [-]
1.you lost me at "corruptless" communist government. Okay money will not be used for food, so goverment will have to pay farmers unless you use group farming. But what about housing, insurance, gas, electricity. They can't spend on "media-based items" if they have other expenses.

2. This is just stupid because you're basically setting up someone's life at the age of ten. What if someone a let bloomer. I wasn't the smartest kid at the age of ten but it won't matter because people like me will be factory workers and store clerks. Meanwhile there will be a group of doctors and lawyers that get the top of the line education and can easily outplay the lower working class in the system.

3. Kinda broad because it depends by what you mean by troubles, famine, disease epidemic, economic depression. Anarchism is not a political system. I assume Compisis government has a Senate as legislation but soon one party will be the majority and Compisis will dissolve when the majority party admits, "Okay, we own everything now." How do you even know who has political ties? Most strong political ties are under the table so you'll be left clueless.

4. That's the biggest joke stock market I've ever heard of! Lmao Big families can still go bust and small families will always play the stock market. It's like gambling.

If your name is Adam Maxwell, don't say you're the sole founder. This is just a shitty rehash of Marxist theory.
#4345 - adammorgan (07/16/2012) [-]
‎1. i was refering to the "beta" form of this. obviously that's impossible I got into politics because of communism. Those who farm will be the government, public farming will only be allowed if selling as a export in market.
2.They are ten, they are not going be hard to convince or sway. They can choose what specialized job they want, if they are great at plumbing, but also great at teaching, they can chose to be a plumber.
3.people are not spending money on food they can in turn spend on many media-based things, or put the money into the bank, i was using examples.
4. by big families I meant wealthier families. Poor families will have to sign wavers that will disallow them to after they lose so much money.
5. anarchism is actually a system -Anarchism is generally defined as the political philosophy which holds the state to be undesirable, unnecessary, and harmful,or alternatively as opposing authority and hierarchical organization in the conduct of human relations. Proponents of anarchism, known as "anarchists", advocate stateless societies based on non-hierarchical voluntary associations.
6. As I said it can be challenged, meaning the previous system or government before Comprisism set in can return. Comprisism's laws and polices can ONLY be lifted with a mass vote among the people. It is very easy to see political ties, if you can't then you are inept.
7.it has no senate. It works mainly with causes and effects. if this happens go to this, so on and so on.
8. Adam maxwell is a nickname i was given, and so i use it.
9.troubles are any thing that causes the nation to be on the brink of collapse and Comprisism will then be used to "stabilize" that nation.
10. these are not in order to your list.
#4329 - adammorgan (07/16/2012) [-]
I posted in advice before if you notice this.
#13899 - Well see those points were excepted to come up in a argument, …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#13901 - adammorgan (07/16/2012) [-]
oh yea, this is advice, i asked for.......advice, so i can put it here.
#13884 - inb4 this is advice......exactly this is advice and advice isn… 07/16/2012 on Advice - love advice,... 0
#13883 - I am creating my own government called Comprisism. It is a mes…  [+] (10 new replies) 07/16/2012 on Advice - love advice,... +1
User avatar #13944 - aboleth (07/16/2012) [-]
1. If needs are provided for, many people won't work.

2. What? Also, children aren't tested on their ability to learn because this skill grows or shrinks with age, usually in response to the amount of learning they do. Learning factually especially will greatly change this. Also, congratulations on creating a classist system.

3. Either Comprisism is an autocracy, in which case very few autocrats won't use three unchallenged years to secure their government, or it isn't, in which case no group would put it in place nearly to your plans, ruining it.

4. Again, you have created a classist society.

How is this Communist? This is one of the most classist systems I've ever seen. Furthermore, these are sweeping reforms, but transitional governments don't make reforms. They keep countries from falling apart. Also, no government would just agree to suddenly go Comprimist.

Most importantly, you don't state who's in charge, which is what governmental systems is all about.
#13963 - adammorgan (07/16/2012) [-]
1. only food is, electricity isn't, gas, fuel, those have to be paid for.
2. your iq generally stays the same if not bothered by huge outside interactions.
3 autocracy is rule by one. that is not allowed. Acts of totalitarianism are not allowed. no power is allowed to be absolute, except Comprisism itself, and if someone wants to add law/rule/policy little work as to be done(just some sensible checks) If someone wants to take off one(like a law that disallows autocracy) they have to go through a lot of work (more than three years). all of Comprisism's laws and polices can ONLY be lifted with a mass vote among the people.
4.ok
i was referring to the "beta" form of this. obviously this isn't communism, I got into politics because of communism.
thats the thing, comprisism is in charge. All the political systems do is steer comprisism in a direction, comprisism acts on cause and effects. Just add one more causes and effects.
User avatar #13964 - aboleth (07/16/2012) [-]
1. Okay, fair point.

2. That's rather accurate for adults, however in children, IQ can be developed or can atrophy easily. It's a major educational concern.

3. A governmental system has no inherent power, and cannot rule without power being invested in it by the people.

You still haven't stated who is in charge. Without a definite idea of who is in charge, this is a political philosophy, not a political system.
#13968 - adammorgan (07/16/2012) [-]
2.I can fix and find ways around that later

3. If there was say...an oligarchy they could set up a bill of laws if they want, as long as none of it deals in absolute, or contradicts a policy of comprisism.

Bingo, it is a political philosophy. Didn't i tell you i was a fan of philosophies? It is a way of life for a political system that is ruling at the moment.It is a code.
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#13899 - adammorgan (07/16/2012) [-]
Well see those points were excepted to come up in a argument, because I told you the main points not every little thing. Those who grow the will be with the government, public farming will only be allowed if selling as a export. They are ten, they are not going be hard to convince or sway. Also An iq tests the learning ability. As I said it can be challenged, meaning the previous system or government before Comprisism set in. Comprisism's laws and polices can be lifted with a mass vote among the people. Since people are not spending money on food they can in turn spend on many media-based things, or put the money into the bank.
#13901 - adammorgan (07/16/2012) [-]
oh yea, this is advice, i asked for.......advice, so i can put it here.
#13885 - anonymous (07/16/2012) [-]
Good luck with trying that idea to fly with the Illuminati.
#13884 - adammorgan (07/16/2012) [-]
inb4 this is advice......exactly this is advice and advice isn't really limited to anything.
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aha you got me there good sir
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yfw you realise the black thing is a myth
#113 - adammorgan (07/13/2012) [-]
hmmm i doubt being black is a myth.
User avatar #118 - vortexicon (07/15/2012) [-]
aha you got me there good sir
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User avatar #13222 - missingonebrick (07/13/2012) [-]
No, you'll be dead (really?).
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User avatar #13175 - aboleth (07/13/2012) [-]
You can't blame yourself for that. There was no way either of you could have known what happened. It was completely out of your control. In another reality, you could have saved her from an assault that she would have face on her way away from the park. It was outside of your control.
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User avatar #13108 - fukkendragonite (07/13/2012) [-]
I have a friend who's in that situation but probably a lot worse. You just have to stand up and shout "Yeah I'm fucked, but i'm still standing. Life's not knocked me down just yet"
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#13094 - anonymous (07/13/2012) [-]
I have the exact same thing. Although I've never kind of killed a significant other. Too be honest, I just plan on killing myself on my birthday. I don't mean to be depressing, but I can't just deal with life like how other people can.
#13100 - zergrushkeke (07/13/2012) [-]
Doctor's in
#13099 - adammorgan (07/13/2012) [-]
I tried once, to kill myself by hanging...I used a worn out belt that broke due to my weight...never tried since....I have lost reason to live, but no longer have a death wish...so i'm not asking to be shot, but if it happens i won't be crying.
User avatar #13222 - missingonebrick (07/13/2012) [-]
No, you'll be dead (really?).
User avatar #13084 - jokeface (07/13/2012) [-]
i have to ask about the "got my girlfriend killed" thing. can you elaborate on that?
#13087 - adammorgan (07/13/2012) [-]
Well My mother never enforced a curfew, neither did her's so at 7:00 we would always hang at the park and just talk. one time(the last time) She said she didn't want to go to the park because she had a "hunch" something was going to happen, I told her she was stupid, and that i wouldn't let anything happen to her. When I went to the park she wasn't there.....two years later they found her body in the wall of some hotel.....she was brutally raped and murdered.
User avatar #13175 - aboleth (07/13/2012) [-]
You can't blame yourself for that. There was no way either of you could have known what happened. It was completely out of your control. In another reality, you could have saved her from an assault that she would have face on her way away from the park. It was outside of your control.
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I figure the last one is your favorite.
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That's okay! I do, but everyone is different!

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#193 to #191 - adammorgan (03/07/2013) [-]
I must be the magic man, cause You are almost exactly imagined. My image, had you with shorter hair. And also, don't feel stupid. Most live their entire lives not knowing.
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#1 - stormietheraver (07/19/2012) [-]
heres a lil something to pop your profile comment cherry ^_^
#2 to #1 - adammorgan (07/19/2012) [-]
Ahhhhhhh, yes. yes. that's what daddy likes. I can take a lot of things, Hell even torture will take some time to weaken me......but traps, shemales, and futa........that **** is my kryptonite. In fact that's why my last girlfriend broke up with me.......if only she had a dick.
User avatar #3 to #2 - stormietheraver (07/19/2012) [-]
youd be surprised at just how many transgirls there really are, might be worth you checking out a kinky version of facebook called fetlife.com, theres lots of girls like me on there ^_^
#4 to #3 - adammorgan (07/19/2012) [-]
I knew one, but **** .....she had the biggest dick i had ever seen...it..it questioned my manliness. I mean if a girl has a bigger dick than you.....well that's some **** . she always threaten to **** me with it too. she was a fun and chill person, i really hate the scum that pushed her to kill herself.
User avatar #5 to #4 - stormietheraver (07/19/2012) [-]
aww...i hate people that do that too...especially to transpeople....31% of transpeople commit suicide :(
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