I must be the magic man, cause You are almost exactly imagined. My image, had you with shorter hair. And also, don't feel stupid. Most live their entire lives not knowing.

I actually did cut my hair a bit shorter recently.

I got a buzz cut nearly a week ago....I got tired of growing an afro.

I wish I had red hair.

why don't you dye your hair?

I don't know what my mom would say.

why should she say anything? Lots of boys and girls dye their hair. will it honestly be shocking?

My family is kind of weird about things.

Yea...I noticed.

They let me do things, but then they act weird about it. Everything I do is too girly to them.

well, since they always will complain no matter what, just do it.

Then I'mma have to ask my mommy to take me to get dye.

that's a good girl.

I want to dye it pink or purple actually, but school's don't allow that shit.

that sucks. Mine does, but that's because its a really artsy kind of school.

I wish I went to an artsy school. I go to a redneck dumbfuck school.

my school is a bit too "feely" and sensitive. But there are basically no "true" bullies. I mean fuck, me and my friends can be considered one of the meanest groups in there.

That's actually kind of cool. At least, I think it is. My school sucks.

why does it suck?

Everyone's a stupid asshole. I don't really get picked on much anymore, but I used to get bullied pretty hard.

hello, cutie.

I was wondering. Are you by chance, the fellow who messaged me about FJ points a long while ago? If not, then it was someone with a damn similar name.

nope! That was not me. Your search with unfortunately have to continue.

Drats.

hi is such a weird word, you know? I think of books when I hear the word hi. books and the holocaust.

That's an odd thing to think of, child.

I suppose. I mean..the holocaust isn't really related to such a friendly greeting. neither is books, but whatever. Do you think of something when you read or hear the word hi?

I think of a young girl excitedly saying Hi to someone. Maybe that's why I like saying Hi. I think of a girl so it makes me feel like a girl when I say Hi.

That's how I feel when I say it.....that is also how I say it.....I don't know why. I just can't help myself from sounding like a giddy little school girl. its weird how saying it and hearing it makes me think of completely different things.

I like feeling like a girl. I bought one of those bags that are like big purses you put notebooks and stuff in. I only wanted one because all the girls have them and if I had one it would make me feel more like a girl. My mom says I have to hide it from my dad, though. I hate that I have to worry about that shit. I hate that I have to always hide who I am.

Don't hide..show it off. Hell live inside the bag(I mean...seriously..there is a shit ton of room in there...you could build a goddamn city in those things)and mail yourself to your house so he can see it. your dad might a nice shit fit sandwich, but he'd be forced to acknowledge what is going on.

I don't know. I started shit over the summer. I don't know if I want to start shit again.

hmmm.....yes..it isn't smart to start shit again. But you can start shit in mid spring. It seems like you just have to ride the wave at the moment... I'm sorry, but You really need to smack your dad in the mouth. He is doing what I hate: he is ignoring the situation.

Nothing much, kinda missed the porn.

Yeah, I'll probably get banned for all the porn I've posted here. So, uh, sparkles, man....What a bitch. I'm actually dating her now.

That's cool, I'd only nominate you for it.

She threatened to kill herself the other day.

why?

You know. She doesn't want to be a boy anymore. Her family doesn't get it. All that shit.

Huh, no kidding. What did you do? I usually "yell" at her, tell i love her(it is the truth), and tell how the world works, but i mainly help her, or provide tid bits of help.

yes, sparkles? it seems like you want to say something.

I'm sorry.

for what, if may I ask?

For what I said.......Well what Norah said.....Well what I told her to say.

why? you did what you did. The choice of anything was ultimately yours. I guess I was a bit hurt because I had to hear form norah. but it is what it is what it is. I'm working on not being so depressed now. it is what it is.

I'm sorry Norah had to tell you. I'm not usually the one that ends it, I was scared to hurt you.

I'm sorry. I lied. I wasn't okay, I'm not still. I was very hurt still am. It crushed my little boy hearts to no end. It was said at the wrong time. One of the only family members i loved died. Damn right i was sad. and I looked to you for help. But i didn't get it at all. I knew i wouldn't. I never get help. I have to deal with problems on my own. So when it was broken off I was mad, Furious. at myself how stupid could I even be? To even think something somewhat positive in my life would last. so i thought, well it' not like i see her everyday, but fuck i was wrong. On every post, down in the comments i saw your name. So i stop going on funnyjunk. but did that work? nope. shit started evading my mind. So fuck you. Fuck you big time. You helped me realized that underneath all my understanding about the world, my smarts, etc.....I still have the heart of a little 7 year-old. But what hurt the fucking most....is the way you shrugged it off. You never loved me. I doubt you remotely liked me. You just wanted some help and got annoyed when it stop coming. That's pretty self-centered.........and innocent of you. The funny ting is that even though I'm at rock-bottom emotionally and typing this message with as much feelings i can, you'll probably respond with an 'okay' like you always do....or maybe you'll say nothing!HA that'll be a real fucking laugh, huh?!?!? Forget what I said about "fuck you"....I should said: Fuck me, fuck me adam. You are reeeeaaalllll stupid piece of shit. you're nigger adam, a real worthless nigger. Fuck me. Fuck me big time.

I'm sorry......I'm sorry I hurt you........I'm a bitch........I'm a horrible fucking bitch........The worst part is, I ended it because I.......I kind of found someone else...........I'm sorry.......I suck......I'm also sorry that I wasn't there for you......That I'm never there for you........I guess I just never know what to say...........I'm sorry........

you know....I felt like i was the big man of top after I "told" you....but no. no. no. Fuck sparkles, what up. Its just another thing showing me why the world sucks. Whatever, fuck you. Fuck everything. FUCK EVERYTHING ON THIS PATHETIC PIECE OF SHIT ROCK. I thought i'd get a sad laugh out of this. HA, now thats the real funny part! For the first time in years, i'm crying. it's not water works, but dammit i'm crying. Fuck me. for wasting time. I'm a basic alcoholic without the ALCOHOL! hahahahaha everything is so painfully funny. Nah, its okay. Don't say sorry if you don't mean it.ha, everything is so funny.

Okay, don't worry. It nagged my mind for the longest, but.....i don't know, really. something popped up to replace the segment for you in my brain......maybe apathy?

And I love receiving it!

Thanks!

you are welcome.

That looks like rape.....

yep

I'm ashamed to say this, but that kinda turns me on....

How'd you know i liked this kinda stuff?

well, i like this kind of stuff, so i assumed you might also.

you know yourself well then.
rape .gifs are the best!

how about abuse, you into that?

hell yes!

Zeke, my man! I starting to like you already! I do very much love a good .gif!
take this .gif as a gift! in return!

i shall respond with another gif

maaaaaan, yes! sadly that Sasha .gif is the only porn i have.... :(

don't worry, buddy boy! i can gives ya some moe!

(i have nude pics of queensparkles, too. if you're interested in that)

hmmmmm, My penis yes to sparkles, but my brain-says i shouldn't....what do?
both are providing such good arguments! My body can not take this war!!!!! so my answer is...........ok.
actually.............may I have one tiny pic of sparkles, she can't get mad....cause she won't know!

you should ask sparkles for permission, she might not care at all since she loves you.

and here's moe poen.

per-...per....permission? ask?
i, i.... i don't if i can do that....i'll try...

what she say, captain, what she say?

she said................okay! drown me in pictures!!!!!!!!! I WANT TO NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY, I'M SO DEEP1!!!

hold on a minute, i was engaging in masturbation, it shouldn't take long.

also you got the source for that?

no, i do not.

ahhhh, dammit

i feel like i've done nothing but fail you. i feel like i can't do anything without failing. soy un perdedor. im a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me?

take your time zeke, this will allow you to be fully prepared, to drown me!
me not knowing how to swim, will make it easier....i'm glad to be swallowed up in this sea!

alrighty, now that i've ejaculated i shall head downstairs to get my flash drive and my old laptop so i can get you those pictures, my good friend!

My mind is set, and my body is ready! i'm going to have to ask..........why do you have nudes of her?

we used to have casual sex sometimes.

cool! your pretty cool, it be a crime for her not to fuck you!

yeah, but you know what's not cool?......not being able to find your old laptop that has naked pictures of people you've fucked on it.

you.......you can't be serious.....man.....don't worry, I believe in you, you'll find it!

i've looked all over my entire house and it's no where. the fuck happend?! i'll ask my roomates if they've seen it.

A man will have to dream........a man can only dream...

sorry i failed, pal.

they have to know where it is!

none of them know.

hmmmmm okay. sorry for anything specific? or everything in general?

everything really. mostly calling her a guy and a faggot. im not actually against trans people or anything. i was just mad and taking my anger out on her, and i knew exactly what to say to annoy and upset her. i forgot how sensitive she is, though. i want to be her friend. i want her to meet my girlfriend, i think they would get along. tell her to read this comment.

i'll try....but i think you pushed off the edge. I'm also disappointed in how you handled the situation. mad, actually.......but since i'm a rather indifferent person, i'll forgive you and and tell her. sounds good?

alright

sorry, friendo....but i was right you pushed her too far. She wants nothing to do with you.

okay, cool. i really don't give a shit about her, i was just trying to be nice. she wants to be a bitch, so fuck her.

okie dokie, I suppose we are done here?

spose so, however i do have a question, are you guys a thing now? cuz i know you pledged to her and shit, and i saw those comments where someone said she liked you. just curious, are you?

I just love dragon dildos! but yes, I believe we are in fact a "thing" May i be granted with the reward of knowing why you ask this(besides curiosity)

i just want to let you know she is really depressed. she cries about every fucking thing, and constantly bitches and whines about everything that happens to her. when you get tired of her being a whiney emo cunt, don't say i didn't warn you, pal.

huh. I keep this in mind, friend. goodbye.

he's just being an ass. she suffers depression, but she's been through a lot of shit, being transgender and all.....he just didn't know how to be nice to her and be a good boyfriend......i just realized how weird it is that i keep popping out of nowhere and replying.....

nah, I always expect you to pop out, just not when. And haven't we all been through a lot of shit?

true, true. and anytime you talk to sparkles or her other friends....i'll be there, making my grand appearance....

how cool! I love grand appearances!

so, you and sparkles are a thing, then?

Yea.
boy do i fucking hate robin. 'cept red hood.( is that his name....it's been a while)

into the ol' cp, aye? well i'm glad i found that one weird thing. sadly it took all night.

well...........fuck that, that isn't a real fetish...come on...there has to be something?

im attracted to girls age 12 to 14.

ok.....well back to these fucking fetishes....there has to be some thing weird.....hot feces? child porn? cannibalism.....oh wait, i like that one. public fucking? fucking foods? fucking dogs? come on there has to be one!

public fucking,i've done that several times

THAT ISN'T WEIRD ENOUGH, WE NEED TO GO DEEPER.
quick question, my curiosity has bested me......how many foootjobs have you given? any many fucking were okay with you nibbling on their hair?

i have given three foot jobs, and about half of the dudes i've fucked let me nibble their hair.

THERE HAS TO BE SOME SORT OF WEIRD FETISH!!!!! GODDAMMIT TELL ME THE FUCKING FETISH!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!!?!??!

well....i like guys with long hair, and i like to put their hair in my mouth and nibble on it while they're fucking me.

everyone has some sort of fetish...like feet... i mean, feet are cool...you have to like 'em
right? RIGHT?RIGHT?

i am dicksgusted by feet. however i have given foot jobs before.

I too have a rape fetish!
but....you have to have one weird fetish....come on.

i don't have any weird fetishes

BECAUSE IM NOT A CRAZY SEX PERVERT LIKE YOU TWO PERSONS

I'm a sadistic motherfucker. Don't you have some weird fetishes?

yeah, i have one that's pretty messed up.......i like to put penises in my vagina.

sparkles has a rape fetish,she likes to get all roughed up and shit

Well, i have a gore fetish. so i'm okay with urine fetishes.

that's fucking weird, dude.

well.......this new fact made me chuckle, sickened , aroused, and confused.

that picture made me laugh way harder than it should have.

sparkles has a piss fetish, how ya feel about that?

I will admit, he is a handsome man.

sparkles has almost like a creepy obsession with him.
here's an actual quote from her "andrew garfield is the most beautiful human being i have ever seen. i want to be his girlfriend so he can wrap his arms around me and squeeze the fuck out of me, and after we're done gazing into each other's eyes, i'd give him head til his cock fell off" THAT WAS HER FUCKING FACEBOOK STATUS!!!

hmmm, i can see that...he is okay for me. his acting is good, not superb.

sparkles has such a huge boner for him it's not even funny.

huh. no, kidding? spier-man is pretty cool guy. Eh fights de bad guyz and doesn't afraid of anything. what other things does sparkle have crushes on?

andrew garfield (ironically he plays spiderman now)

I like............hmmm, vemon. just a cool guy. If it had to be a good guy, then spider-man...cause he's just a kid ya know. but goes through some tough shit.

heh...spiderman. sparkles has a huge crush on spiderman.

what the hell is wrong with marvel?

nothing. i like marvel. i just like dc better. but it doesn't matter, they both suck now any way, I've almost given up on comics. they've been around for like hundreds of years and they're running out of good ideas. what's your favorite marvel guy? mine be thor, cuz norse mythology iz da shit, nigga.

he feels...................bitchy and whiny. now batman, is okay. I'm just a marvel man.

marvel man.....kay....

what? why? I am but a figment of reality.....but no seriously what? and may i ask who you are, friend?

i am the demon that haunts jamie's nightmares and stalks her in her waking life, like the way a lion stalks his prey.

I too follow her, albeit only recently. what gives you any reason to believe that my love, wants to fuck me, Dreamwalker?

She came to me and spook of a great argument brought on by a break up. and she confessed her love for you. and i repeat this confession to you,for i am a huge bitch.

well, Dreamwalker isn't that against a stalk demon's code? to never utter or write about a word(s) that has come from the prey's mouth or thoughts

meh. im just trying to piss her off because it's funny and i dislike her.

Oh,ashley,honey. You evil little thing. Trying to rip my cock off again,i see.

yeah that's me. little miss cock ripper.

Why you gotta do shit? i thought we was friends.

we're not friends. acquaintances maybes,but not friends.

Am i some sort of bridge? that allows you two to meet and possibly feud?

I gotta go,she likes you,goodbyyyyeeeeeee!!!!!

bye bye, friend.

no,i was a second too late,i missed ashley,god dammit.

oh well...better luck next time!

sparkles wants to fuck you.i did not know that.i learned today.

Norah.......God dammit.......

hehe,you like people on the internet.hehe,you're weird.

Yea, I learned my confusion.......knows no bounds.

You're the bridge for a lot of people to come fight me it seems...

I hate you, ashley. You suck.

im just kidding, you big dummy! you know i love ya!

YAY!

hola

batmanvsalien is the guy i was talking about,he's online now,i hope he dies.

why? I'm up for death...but there is no true reason for him to die. did he leave out of the blue? or left a note...?

He told me that he was dumping me and he was with someone else already,and it upsets me because i love him.

look as much you hurt, you shouldn't tell him to go away. you should have closure

alright.i mean he isn't going away any way.

Yea i can see that...are you going to be friends with him?

well, i see you are not.i hope you succeed in getting what you want, but you may not like it.

ah,dammit.

We'll see.I asked him to get back together.

are you sure that's what you want? 100% sure that, that is what you want later on?

He hates me,look at his latest comment.im such a cunt.

well, fuck. he just told you to fuck off. do you think some of the things he said were true? also...what are you going to do now?

I think they were all true.And i have no idea.

then why not simply "change".....and do you have at least a tiny idea where to start?

umm....i.......no......

well then lets start with changing. what do you want to change(not including your genitalia, or gender.)?

um...i guess i want to stop falling really deep in love with any guy that's nice to me......

you're obnoxious when you get excited about something. there's something to change, you stupid cunt.

hey hey hey. I'm not going to go apeshit on you, because there is no reason too. however, i would politely ask you not to use harsh word, against sparkles. or i will have to make you leave.

don't listen to him.she's a sweet girl,he's just being a dickhead.

good,you shouldn't date her.she's a fucking cunt.

thanks.......i'll try to keep that in mind. what may i ask, makes her a cunt?

she's not a cunt,you're just an ass.

so are you guys a fucking thing or something? you seem to really give a shit about her.

well, see i sorta pledge my love to her and stuff. but no. we are not fucking. I'm just being nice.

shut up,go away :(

hmmm, thats a toughie. though it is easy to creat a shell, it is just as easy to make that shell too thick or too brittle. what kind of things do guys do that make you fall hard (besides being nice)

hey,he's commenting here now. :(

honestly all they have to do really is acknowledge my existence.....that's kinda pathetic....but also if a guy compliments me,like about anything, a guy will say "wow,nice shirt" and i'll hear "wow,you're beautiful marry me" *sigh*

well, lets "upgrade" he acknowledgment. so they have to hold more then a couple conversations with you. and increase the amount of compliments. but what about personalty traits?

umm

hmmmmm, adam thinks you should reason him to getting back with, but only if you truly love him. however I think you should torture him some way. annnnd he just wrote on your profile.. you should respond to that.

I do really love him.......but he loves that bitch......aaaaaaand i did respond.i said go away.

Ahhhhhhh, yes. yes. that's what daddy likes. I can take a lot of things, Hell even torture will take some time to weaken me......but traps, shemales, and futa........that shit is my kryptonite. In fact that's why my last girlfriend broke up with me.......if only she had a dick.

youd be surprised at just how many transgirls there really are, might be worth you checking out a kinky version of facebook called fetlife.com, theres lots of girls like me on there ^_^

I knew one, but fuck.....she had the biggest dick i had ever seen...it..it questioned my manliness. I mean if a girl has a bigger dick than you.....well that's some shit. she always threaten to fuck me with it too. she was a fun and chill person, i really hate the scum that pushed her to kill herself.