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adamjensen

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:10/30/2011
Last Login:6/03/2015
Location:Detroit
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I Am Adam Jensen

Head of Security at Sarif Industries

I was Augmented. I Never Asked for them

latest user's comments

#92 - i really needed this right now. i have exams this week and i n… 05/31/2015 on Best motivational pictures +1
#91 - when you get to that certain part in the story the first time … 03/27/2015 on When the cutscence blends... +6
#2949 - yeah man, the ol 'razzle dazzle' works like a charm. 02/16/2015 on creamNscream's profile 0
#2947 - i guess haha, sadly the bacteria are only **** like E.C…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/16/2015 on creamNscream's profile 0
User avatar #2948 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
Still pretty cool though. Just mention you have some in your pocket ready to unleash on the world if you dont get what you want.

then you'll get what you want
#2949 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
yeah man, the ol 'razzle dazzle' works like a charm.
#2945 - it's pretty decent but b/c there's no actual qualification fro…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/16/2015 on creamNscream's profile 0
User avatar #2946 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
A nice little thing to add on a resume "worked with life threatening bacteria"
User avatar #2947 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
i guess haha, sadly the bacteria are only shit like E.Coli and they've been genetically altered by a university anyway so all they're not particularly 'lethal'
User avatar #2948 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
Still pretty cool though. Just mention you have some in your pocket ready to unleash on the world if you dont get what you want.

then you'll get what you want
#2949 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
yeah man, the ol 'razzle dazzle' works like a charm.
#2943 - recently we grew some weird bacteria **** that fluorese…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/16/2015 on creamNscream's profile 0
User avatar #2944 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
but i sounds pretty neat aside from the awful smells
User avatar #2945 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
it's pretty decent but b/c there's no actual qualification from it. i can only really use it as work experience for university applications, so idk it's got its ups and downs.
User avatar #2946 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
A nice little thing to add on a resume "worked with life threatening bacteria"
User avatar #2947 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
i guess haha, sadly the bacteria are only shit like E.Coli and they've been genetically altered by a university anyway so all they're not particularly 'lethal'
User avatar #2948 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
Still pretty cool though. Just mention you have some in your pocket ready to unleash on the world if you dont get what you want.

then you'll get what you want
#2949 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
yeah man, the ol 'razzle dazzle' works like a charm.
#2941 - yup. i get a lot of work placement and stuff at this college, …  [+] (8 new replies) 02/16/2015 on creamNscream's profile 0
User avatar #2942 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
That's awesome, what do you do in that lab?
User avatar #2943 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
recently we grew some weird bacteria shit that fluoresed under UV light, had to purify the protein and shit. pretty fucking awful smelling but it was pretty cool. also done some other stuff on testing antimicrobial properties of different fruits.

and that fucking smelled like death incarnate too. bacteria are fucking gross.
User avatar #2944 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
but i sounds pretty neat aside from the awful smells
User avatar #2945 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
it's pretty decent but b/c there's no actual qualification from it. i can only really use it as work experience for university applications, so idk it's got its ups and downs.
User avatar #2946 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
A nice little thing to add on a resume "worked with life threatening bacteria"
User avatar #2947 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
i guess haha, sadly the bacteria are only shit like E.Coli and they've been genetically altered by a university anyway so all they're not particularly 'lethal'
User avatar #2948 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
Still pretty cool though. Just mention you have some in your pocket ready to unleash on the world if you dont get what you want.

then you'll get what you want
#2949 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
yeah man, the ol 'razzle dazzle' works like a charm.
#2939 - fair enough man, i did work experience in a pharmacy a year or…  [+] (10 new replies) 02/16/2015 on creamNscream's profile 0
User avatar #2940 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
Damn man, but if you keep up the good work it will all pay off man
User avatar #2941 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
yup. i get a lot of work placement and stuff at this college, there's a fuckin huge lab in the basement too. they spent £3 million on it so it's pretty sweet, we get to use it quite a lot.
User avatar #2942 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
That's awesome, what do you do in that lab?
User avatar #2943 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
recently we grew some weird bacteria shit that fluoresed under UV light, had to purify the protein and shit. pretty fucking awful smelling but it was pretty cool. also done some other stuff on testing antimicrobial properties of different fruits.

and that fucking smelled like death incarnate too. bacteria are fucking gross.
User avatar #2944 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
but i sounds pretty neat aside from the awful smells
User avatar #2945 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
it's pretty decent but b/c there's no actual qualification from it. i can only really use it as work experience for university applications, so idk it's got its ups and downs.
User avatar #2946 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
A nice little thing to add on a resume "worked with life threatening bacteria"
User avatar #2947 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
i guess haha, sadly the bacteria are only shit like E.Coli and they've been genetically altered by a university anyway so all they're not particularly 'lethal'
User avatar #2948 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
Still pretty cool though. Just mention you have some in your pocket ready to unleash on the world if you dont get what you want.

then you'll get what you want
#2949 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
yeah man, the ol 'razzle dazzle' works like a charm.
#2937 - not too much, i'm in college now which is pretty sweet, there'…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/16/2015 on creamNscream's profile 0
User avatar #2938 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
Doing pretty good, working as a pharmacy tech, gunna go to college so i can become a pharmacist. Other than that I'm still playing tons of vidya and whatnot
User avatar #2939 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
fair enough man, i did work experience in a pharmacy a year or so back, it was pretty decent, ended up getting paid a bit even though it was technically voluntary. had to start playing less games. fucking UK college man. the one i'm at is specialised for medicine and it's 9-5 every day. i'm basically a wreck by the end of the day haha
User avatar #2940 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
Damn man, but if you keep up the good work it will all pay off man
User avatar #2941 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
yup. i get a lot of work placement and stuff at this college, there's a fuckin huge lab in the basement too. they spent £3 million on it so it's pretty sweet, we get to use it quite a lot.
User avatar #2942 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
That's awesome, what do you do in that lab?
User avatar #2943 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
recently we grew some weird bacteria shit that fluoresed under UV light, had to purify the protein and shit. pretty fucking awful smelling but it was pretty cool. also done some other stuff on testing antimicrobial properties of different fruits.

and that fucking smelled like death incarnate too. bacteria are fucking gross.
User avatar #2944 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
but i sounds pretty neat aside from the awful smells
User avatar #2945 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
it's pretty decent but b/c there's no actual qualification from it. i can only really use it as work experience for university applications, so idk it's got its ups and downs.
User avatar #2946 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
A nice little thing to add on a resume "worked with life threatening bacteria"
User avatar #2947 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
i guess haha, sadly the bacteria are only shit like E.Coli and they've been genetically altered by a university anyway so all they're not particularly 'lethal'
User avatar #2948 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
Still pretty cool though. Just mention you have some in your pocket ready to unleash on the world if you dont get what you want.

then you'll get what you want
#2949 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
yeah man, the ol 'razzle dazzle' works like a charm.
#2935 - holy **** its been a while since we last spoke.  [+] (14 new replies) 02/16/2015 on creamNscream's profile 0
User avatar #2936 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
Now there is a name i haven't seen in a very long time. What's going on?
User avatar #2937 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
not too much, i'm in college now which is pretty sweet, there's very few people back from the boards i still speak to tbh. how's life going for ya dude?
User avatar #2938 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
Doing pretty good, working as a pharmacy tech, gunna go to college so i can become a pharmacist. Other than that I'm still playing tons of vidya and whatnot
User avatar #2939 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
fair enough man, i did work experience in a pharmacy a year or so back, it was pretty decent, ended up getting paid a bit even though it was technically voluntary. had to start playing less games. fucking UK college man. the one i'm at is specialised for medicine and it's 9-5 every day. i'm basically a wreck by the end of the day haha
User avatar #2940 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
Damn man, but if you keep up the good work it will all pay off man
User avatar #2941 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
yup. i get a lot of work placement and stuff at this college, there's a fuckin huge lab in the basement too. they spent £3 million on it so it's pretty sweet, we get to use it quite a lot.
User avatar #2942 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
That's awesome, what do you do in that lab?
User avatar #2943 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
recently we grew some weird bacteria shit that fluoresed under UV light, had to purify the protein and shit. pretty fucking awful smelling but it was pretty cool. also done some other stuff on testing antimicrobial properties of different fruits.

and that fucking smelled like death incarnate too. bacteria are fucking gross.
User avatar #2944 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
but i sounds pretty neat aside from the awful smells
User avatar #2945 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
it's pretty decent but b/c there's no actual qualification from it. i can only really use it as work experience for university applications, so idk it's got its ups and downs.
User avatar #2946 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
A nice little thing to add on a resume "worked with life threatening bacteria"
User avatar #2947 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
i guess haha, sadly the bacteria are only shit like E.Coli and they've been genetically altered by a university anyway so all they're not particularly 'lethal'
User avatar #2948 - creamNscream (02/16/2015) [-]
Still pretty cool though. Just mention you have some in your pocket ready to unleash on the world if you dont get what you want.

then you'll get what you want
#2949 - adamjensen (02/16/2015) [-]
yeah man, the ol 'razzle dazzle' works like a charm.
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#9 - mrboardboy (11/01/2011) [-]
I see you're a fan of Adam Jensen (inb4 Captain Obvious)
He used to be my mascot on the thread
User avatar #10 to #10 - adamjensen (11/01/2011) [-]
eeyup.

he's my current mascot.

i'm insertbronyherenow (insrtbronyherenow (Insertnameherenow))

my previous accounts.

i just use this one to poke fun :)
#11 to #11 - mrboardboy (11/01/2011) [-]
I got a good amount of reaction images of Adam Jensen
Most of which I captioned

Also, sorry for late reply
User avatar #12 to #12 - adamjensen (11/01/2011) [-]
npz.

lol can i have 'em?
#13 to #13 - mrboardboy (11/01/2011) [-]
I got about 90 or so pictures
User avatar #14 to #14 - adamjensen (11/01/2011) [-]
cool.

lol. 7 nukes.
#16 to #15 - mrboardboy (11/01/2011) [-]
I'm pretty sure you've played the game long enough to meet Anonymous X.
His name and cap reminded me instantly of 4chan as you can see.
User avatar #17 to #17 - adamjensen (11/01/2011) [-]
eeyup.

lol i know that feeling. i'm just past sneaking into that guy who malik hates. just completed the sidequest and got 20g for hacking the terminal and getting the guy caught out.

i forget what else i'm meant to do.
#18 to #18 - mrboardboy (11/01/2011) [-]
I'm on my 2nd playthrough on the highest difficulty (which really isn't that hard) and I completely forgot where I left off since I have been playing other games.

Also, good night.
User avatar #19 to #19 - adamjensen (11/01/2011) [-]
gnite mate.

but i'm starting my first on normal.

damn hard.
#7 - iwasfrozentoday ONLINE (10/31/2011) [-]
I ponified adamjensen to insertbronyherenow2


U made?
User avatar #6 to #6 - adamjensen (10/31/2011) [-]
dat spelling mistake.
#8 to #7 - Wikus (10/31/2011) [-]
.... **** I knew that looked odd... Ile fix it
#1 - therealdashie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #2 to #2 - adamjensen (10/30/2011) [-]
what?
#3 to #3 - therealdashie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #4 to #4 - adamjensen (10/30/2011) [-]
ok...
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