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#6 - I honestly don`t know how i am being a troll for giving somebo…  [+] (2 new replies) 8 hours ago on activecouchpotato's profile 0
#8 - redfummer (5 hours ago) [-]
plus also the fact this account is 2 years old and youre still a level 2 nobody screams youre a troll
#7 - redfummer (6 hours ago) [-]
you see
dragging this on and on wth your shitmouth and claiming youre not a troll

hipocrite
#4 - šo you are saying im a troll for having my own opinion about …  [+] (4 new replies) 22 hours ago on activecouchpotato's profile 0
#5 - redfummer (15 hours ago) [-]
no youre just an immature bitch going full troll

maybe in a couple decades you'll grow out of it
#6 - activecouchpotato (8 hours ago) [-]
I honestly don`t know how i am being a troll for giving somebody a red thumb. Im pretty sure you are just upset that not every one has the same opinion as you. Grow the fuck up.
#8 - redfummer (5 hours ago) [-]
plus also the fact this account is 2 years old and youre still a level 2 nobody screams youre a troll
#7 - redfummer (6 hours ago) [-]
you see
dragging this on and on wth your shitmouth and claiming youre not a troll

hipocrite
#2 - Why do you think of me as a troll?  [+] (6 new replies) 09/19/2014 on activecouchpotato's profile 0
#3 - redfummer (09/19/2014) [-]
because at least half of what you do on FJ is just go around giving everyone red thumbs simply fotr having opinions
#4 - activecouchpotato (22 hours ago) [-]
šo you are saying im a troll for having my own opinion about other people`s opinions? How are you able to function in life with that form of retardation?
#5 - redfummer (15 hours ago) [-]
no youre just an immature bitch going full troll

maybe in a couple decades you'll grow out of it
#6 - activecouchpotato (8 hours ago) [-]
I honestly don`t know how i am being a troll for giving somebody a red thumb. Im pretty sure you are just upset that not every one has the same opinion as you. Grow the fuck up.
#8 - redfummer (5 hours ago) [-]
plus also the fact this account is 2 years old and youre still a level 2 nobody screams youre a troll
#7 - redfummer (6 hours ago) [-]
you see
dragging this on and on wth your shitmouth and claiming youre not a troll

hipocrite
#93 - I'm not sure how you didn't know that, but no problem. …  [+] (12 new replies) 08/12/2014 on URETHRAL CHASTITY CAGE -1
#94 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
I plan on it, it's a requirement to get a Bachelors in Mechanical Engineering to become an engineer officer in the Navy (Basically TL;DR ADFA
User avatar #95 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Woohoo ADF buddy. But I'm just joining regular army.
#96 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Cool, anything specific?
User avatar #97 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah Artillery Observer. My enlistment is on the 15th of September
#98 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Sweet. There's a bloke from my school was/is an artillery spotter. Apparently he was also involved in the massive search for MH370.
User avatar #99 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Oh that is awesome, We get to play with some pretty cool toys haha. I tried to get into officers but didn't make it. Will try again after my IMPS.
#100 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
I don't know what IMPS stands for.
User avatar #101 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Initial Minimum Period of Service
#102 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Ah, that. I knew about that, but I didn't know there was an acronym. What's the IMPS for artillery observer's?
User avatar #104 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
4 Years. Pretty easy compared to the boys at ADFA haha.
#105 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, for any job I can get with mech engineering in any branch it seems like IMPS is 9 years. So if I head for the navy that's nine years fixing and maintaining a boat.
User avatar #106 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah it's a pretty long time, but the pays and benefits are awesome and I mean it's the least you could do after they pay for your degree and salary haha. It's a pretty sweet deal to be honest.
#90 - It's your ******* pee hole bro  [+] (14 new replies) 08/12/2014 on URETHRAL CHASTITY CAGE -1
#91 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Righto, I did not know the technical name for that particular body part. Now I do. Thank you for informing me.
#93 - activecouchpotato (08/12/2014) [-]
I'm not sure how you didn't know that, but no problem.

Stay in school
#94 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
I plan on it, it's a requirement to get a Bachelors in Mechanical Engineering to become an engineer officer in the Navy (Basically TL;DR ADFA
User avatar #95 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Woohoo ADF buddy. But I'm just joining regular army.
#96 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Cool, anything specific?
User avatar #97 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah Artillery Observer. My enlistment is on the 15th of September
#98 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Sweet. There's a bloke from my school was/is an artillery spotter. Apparently he was also involved in the massive search for MH370.
User avatar #99 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Oh that is awesome, We get to play with some pretty cool toys haha. I tried to get into officers but didn't make it. Will try again after my IMPS.
#100 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
I don't know what IMPS stands for.
User avatar #101 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Initial Minimum Period of Service
#102 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Ah, that. I knew about that, but I didn't know there was an acronym. What's the IMPS for artillery observer's?
User avatar #104 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
4 Years. Pretty easy compared to the boys at ADFA haha.
#105 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, for any job I can get with mech engineering in any branch it seems like IMPS is 9 years. So if I head for the navy that's nine years fixing and maintaining a boat.
User avatar #106 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah it's a pretty long time, but the pays and benefits are awesome and I mean it's the least you could do after they pay for your degree and salary haha. It's a pretty sweet deal to be honest.
#89 - Are you being serious?  [+] (15 new replies) 08/12/2014 on URETHRAL CHASTITY CAGE -1
#90 - activecouchpotato (08/12/2014) [-]
It's your fucking pee hole bro
#91 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Righto, I did not know the technical name for that particular body part. Now I do. Thank you for informing me.
#93 - activecouchpotato (08/12/2014) [-]
I'm not sure how you didn't know that, but no problem.

Stay in school
#94 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
I plan on it, it's a requirement to get a Bachelors in Mechanical Engineering to become an engineer officer in the Navy (Basically TL;DR ADFA
User avatar #95 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Woohoo ADF buddy. But I'm just joining regular army.
#96 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Cool, anything specific?
User avatar #97 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah Artillery Observer. My enlistment is on the 15th of September
#98 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Sweet. There's a bloke from my school was/is an artillery spotter. Apparently he was also involved in the massive search for MH370.
User avatar #99 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Oh that is awesome, We get to play with some pretty cool toys haha. I tried to get into officers but didn't make it. Will try again after my IMPS.
#100 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
I don't know what IMPS stands for.
User avatar #101 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Initial Minimum Period of Service
#102 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Ah, that. I knew about that, but I didn't know there was an acronym. What's the IMPS for artillery observer's?
User avatar #104 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
4 Years. Pretty easy compared to the boys at ADFA haha.
#105 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, for any job I can get with mech engineering in any branch it seems like IMPS is 9 years. So if I head for the navy that's nine years fixing and maintaining a boat.
User avatar #106 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah it's a pretty long time, but the pays and benefits are awesome and I mean it's the least you could do after they pay for your degree and salary haha. It's a pretty sweet deal to be honest.
#85 - It is a cage that keeps chastity in your urethra.  [+] (17 new replies) 08/12/2014 on URETHRAL CHASTITY CAGE -1
#88 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Define: urethra
#89 - activecouchpotato (08/12/2014) [-]
Are you being serious?
#90 - activecouchpotato (08/12/2014) [-]
It's your fucking pee hole bro
#91 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Righto, I did not know the technical name for that particular body part. Now I do. Thank you for informing me.
#93 - activecouchpotato (08/12/2014) [-]
I'm not sure how you didn't know that, but no problem.

Stay in school
#94 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
I plan on it, it's a requirement to get a Bachelors in Mechanical Engineering to become an engineer officer in the Navy (Basically TL;DR ADFA
User avatar #95 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Woohoo ADF buddy. But I'm just joining regular army.
#96 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Cool, anything specific?
User avatar #97 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah Artillery Observer. My enlistment is on the 15th of September
#98 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Sweet. There's a bloke from my school was/is an artillery spotter. Apparently he was also involved in the massive search for MH370.
User avatar #99 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Oh that is awesome, We get to play with some pretty cool toys haha. I tried to get into officers but didn't make it. Will try again after my IMPS.
#100 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
I don't know what IMPS stands for.
User avatar #101 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Initial Minimum Period of Service
#102 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Ah, that. I knew about that, but I didn't know there was an acronym. What's the IMPS for artillery observer's?
User avatar #104 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
4 Years. Pretty easy compared to the boys at ADFA haha.
#105 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, for any job I can get with mech engineering in any branch it seems like IMPS is 9 years. So if I head for the navy that's nine years fixing and maintaining a boat.
User avatar #106 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah it's a pretty long time, but the pays and benefits are awesome and I mean it's the least you could do after they pay for your degree and salary haha. It's a pretty sweet deal to be honest.
#83 - A urethral chastity cage.  [+] (20 new replies) 08/12/2014 on URETHRAL CHASTITY CAGE 0
#84 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Thank you. What does it do?
User avatar #86 - blamie (08/12/2014) [-]
Okay, the long tube in the middle goes up your pee hole, and the rest goes around your balls, it keeps you from having sex.
#85 - activecouchpotato (08/12/2014) [-]
It is a cage that keeps chastity in your urethra.
#88 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Define: urethra
#89 - activecouchpotato (08/12/2014) [-]
Are you being serious?
#90 - activecouchpotato (08/12/2014) [-]
It's your fucking pee hole bro
#91 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Righto, I did not know the technical name for that particular body part. Now I do. Thank you for informing me.
#93 - activecouchpotato (08/12/2014) [-]
I'm not sure how you didn't know that, but no problem.

Stay in school
#94 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
I plan on it, it's a requirement to get a Bachelors in Mechanical Engineering to become an engineer officer in the Navy (Basically TL;DR ADFA
User avatar #95 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Woohoo ADF buddy. But I'm just joining regular army.
#96 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Cool, anything specific?
User avatar #97 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah Artillery Observer. My enlistment is on the 15th of September
#98 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Sweet. There's a bloke from my school was/is an artillery spotter. Apparently he was also involved in the massive search for MH370.
User avatar #99 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Oh that is awesome, We get to play with some pretty cool toys haha. I tried to get into officers but didn't make it. Will try again after my IMPS.
#100 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
I don't know what IMPS stands for.
User avatar #101 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Initial Minimum Period of Service
#102 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Ah, that. I knew about that, but I didn't know there was an acronym. What's the IMPS for artillery observer's?
User avatar #104 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
4 Years. Pretty easy compared to the boys at ADFA haha.
#105 - djlite (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, for any job I can get with mech engineering in any branch it seems like IMPS is 9 years. So if I head for the navy that's nine years fixing and maintaining a boat.
User avatar #106 - lokiwins (08/12/2014) [-]
Yeah it's a pretty long time, but the pays and benefits are awesome and I mean it's the least you could do after they pay for your degree and salary haha. It's a pretty sweet deal to be honest.
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#1 - redfummer (09/17/2014) [-]
hey look
a ****** troll

please kill yourself with fire Potato
#2 to #1 - activecouchpotato (09/19/2014) [-]
Why do you think of me as a troll?
#3 to #2 - redfummer (09/19/2014) [-]
because at least half of what you do on FJ is just go around giving everyone red thumbs simply fotr having opinions
#4 to #3 - activecouchpotato (22 hours ago) [-]
šo you are saying im a troll for having my own opinion about other people`s opinions? How are you able to function in life with that form of retardation?
#5 to #4 - redfummer (15 hours ago) [-]
no youre just an immature bitch going full troll

maybe in a couple decades you'll grow out of it
#6 to #5 - activecouchpotato (8 hours ago) [-]
I honestly don`t know how i am being a troll for giving somebody a red thumb. Im pretty sure you are just upset that not every one has the same opinion as you. Grow the **** up.
#8 to #6 - redfummer (5 hours ago) [-]
plus also the fact this account is 2 years old and youre still a level 2 nobody screams youre a troll
#7 to #6 - redfummer (6 hours ago) [-]
you see
dragging this on and on wth your ********* and claiming youre not a troll

hipocrite
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