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#4 - I don't understand why you made this. pls xplain 06/21/2015 on Battlefront and Force Awakens 0
#17 - More like SALTY RIDE am I right guys? 06/03/2015 on Sweet ride +1
#57 - Then you aren't a very good thinker.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2015 on green screen news 0
#58 - skelebones (05/22/2015) [-]
im drunk sue me
#51 - I try to be, but sometimes I forget to.  [+] (3 new replies) 05/21/2015 on green screen news 0
#54 - skelebones (05/21/2015) [-]
no... i dont think you tried at all
#57 - activecouchpotato (05/22/2015) [-]
Then you aren't a very good thinker.
#58 - skelebones (05/22/2015) [-]
im drunk sue me
#50 - Yaayy 05/21/2015 on green screen news 0
#10 - Um Rome is in Italy not Ohio duh?  [+] (23 new replies) 05/21/2015 on green screen news -18
#13 - bypass (05/21/2015) [-]
Congratulations! You did it!
#50 - activecouchpotato (05/21/2015) [-]
#12 - skelebones (05/21/2015) [-]
are you normally this much of a faggot? like a shitposter i havnt yet heard of?
#51 - activecouchpotato (05/21/2015) [-]
I try to be, but sometimes I forget to.
#54 - skelebones (05/21/2015) [-]
no... i dont think you tried at all
#57 - activecouchpotato (05/22/2015) [-]
Then you aren't a very good thinker.
#58 - skelebones (05/22/2015) [-]
im drunk sue me
#46 - elsanna (05/21/2015) [-]
Ohio mentioned.

Swell with unreliable weather and corn. Lots of corn. So much corn.
#45 - xxmemosxx (05/21/2015) [-]
Moscow, Rome, Manchester, Aberdeen, Berlin, Petra and Verona all within a few miles of each other... Jesus Christ.

Also, towns called Independence, Friendship, Union, Patriot & Unity but no Freedom? For shame, I thought this was America.

Seriously though, looking through a lot of these, all I can think of is, who the fuck named all these? Camp Dix, Head of Grassy, Germantown I get that one at least
#47 - elsanna (05/21/2015) [-]
We're a nation of immigrants. Of course the names are gonna be weird.
#22 - lotengo (05/21/2015) [-]
Murca wants to be Europe so bad
#32 - skelebones (05/21/2015) [-]
not rly we just happen to be 4 times the size of europe so with thousands of cities and towns and stuff itd be stupid to try and name em all or wed end up with stupid shit like towns named bob and steve.
User avatar #36 - palmsspaghetti (05/21/2015) [-]
The two most official unofficial splinter cells
User avatar #35 - lotengo (05/21/2015) [-]
Bob, West Virginia, a community in the United States
Bob Island, Palmer Archipelago, Antarctica
Stephen, Minnesota, United States

If you are running out of names, just merge a few small towns. Or name them after their founder
#37 - skelebones (05/21/2015) [-]
lol yeah see how dumb those towns sound?

we could do that except alot of towns are founded by the same person or company in some instances. what then?
x-1 and x-2? or east x and north x? do you then have a thousand towns named east and north versions of each other?
cartography is a fickle bitch
User avatar #39 - lotengo (05/21/2015) [-]
Well lets take the fictive towns Southpark, Eastpark, Westpark and Northpark.
Merge em together to make Park County.

I dunno. But Rome? Be original.
Rome, Georgia
Rome, Illinois
Rome, Indiana
Rome City, Indiana
Rome, Iowa
Rome, Kentucky
Rome, Maine
Rome, New York
Rome, Ohio
New Rome, Ohio
Rome, Oregon
Rome, Pennsylvania
Rome, Tennessee
Rome, Adams County, Wisconsin, a town
Rome (community), Adams County, Wisconsin, an unincorporated community
New Rome, Wisconsin, an unincorporated community
Rome, Jefferson County, Wisconsin, a census-designated place
Rhome, Texas
#40 - skelebones (05/21/2015) [-]
and again thatd be park county per state. each state with the exception of those of the former 13 colonies are individually the size of a whole european country.
so you rly want 37 different park counties?
look its not about originality or lack thereof its about necessity. because we have thousands of towns n cities its easier to name them after pre-existing cities elsewhere. also youll notice regionally that towns n cities have groupings.

alot of english towns in the eastern and north eastern. because who lives there? english immigrants.
french are midwestern
spanish are southern.

granted they dot all over sporadically but they also stick together as well.

so again not only because of necessity for americas size but also culturally.
we are a giant immigrant colony essentially
User avatar #41 - lotengo (05/21/2015) [-]
You got to many towns.

Russia is larger than the US, China has a larger population. Neither of them have a Rome
#42 - skelebones (05/21/2015) [-]
probably because they arent built by an immigration melting pot like america
#21 - sacrilegious (05/21/2015) [-]
jesus why are the so many fucking towns in Ohio?
#33 - skelebones (05/21/2015) [-]
ohio is the size of a whole country in europe. thats why
#55 - sacrilegious (05/21/2015) [-]
I didn't know there were that many people who wanted to live in Ohio
#56 - skelebones (05/21/2015) [-]
shiit you kiddin me? Cedar Point has some of the worlds greatest theme park rides. hell its fuckin called "roller coaster capitol of the world"
Millenium force
Top thrill dragster
wicked twister
Power tower

these things are fucking awesome

also with a population of over 300 million people they all gotta live somewhere. we have the same population as well over half of europe.
#908 - Yo I want it 04/03/2015 on North Korea is beautiful 0
#331475 - So, are you the host of a certain dj website? 02/02/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL 0
#19 - um I just realized it was a huge sign on the side of a buildin… 02/01/2015 on Busted +2
#54 - Thanks mein 01/31/2015 on the six ton props were... +1
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#1 - redfummer (09/17/2014) [-]
hey look
a ****** troll

please kill yourself with fire Potato
#2 to #1 - activecouchpotato (09/19/2014) [-]
Why do you think of me as a troll?
#3 to #2 - redfummer (09/19/2014) [-]
because at least half of what you do on FJ is just go around giving everyone red thumbs simply fotr having opinions
#4 to #3 - activecouchpotato (09/20/2014) [-]
šo you are saying im a troll for having my own opinion about other people`s opinions? How are you able to function in life with that form of retardation?
#5 to #4 - redfummer (09/20/2014) [-]
no youre just an immature bitch going full troll

maybe in a couple decades you'll grow out of it
#6 to #5 - activecouchpotato (09/20/2014) [-]
I honestly don`t know how i am being a troll for giving somebody a red thumb. Im pretty sure you are just upset that not every one has the same opinion as you. Grow the **** up.
#8 to #6 - redfummer (09/20/2014) [-]
plus also the fact this account is 2 years old and youre still a level 2 nobody screams youre a troll
#7 to #6 - redfummer (09/20/2014) [-]
you see
dragging this on and on wth your ********* and claiming youre not a troll

#9 to #7 - activecouchpotato (09/26/2014) [-]
dude, i only come on here every now and then. Just **** off.
#10 to #9 - redfummer (09/26/2014) [-]
ill restate my point

dragging it on with ********* as your sole ability
#11 to #10 - activecouchpotato (09/27/2014) [-]
seriously? Please go away.
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