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Video Games Played: CoD, Battlefield, Halo, GTA, RPG, MMO, Valve, Quantic Dream
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Interests: Video Games, Monster Energy, Mountain Dew, Hiking, Adventure
Date Signed Up:3/08/2012
Last Login:10/11/2013
Location:USA
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#106 - It's a good start. 01/19/2013 on Duct-Tape Art Op Delivers +1
#308 - I don't think we're understanding each other here. You're … 01/18/2013 on My flamboyant hero 0
#306 - Whatever, man. I will continue with my open mindedness and acc…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/18/2013 on My flamboyant hero 0
#307 - cabbagemayhem (01/18/2013) [-]
It's not open-mindedness, it's an entirely difference of opinion. Furthermore, you seem to prefer out-right rejecting my opinion without a reasonable discussion, so you might actually call it closed-mindedness.
#308 - ackbobthedead (01/18/2013) [-]
I don't think we're understanding each other here.
You're acting like I've been trying to insult you or something this whole time.
#302 - I'm saying that the genders of the two people kissing should n…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/17/2013 on My flamboyant hero 0
#305 - cabbagemayhem (01/18/2013) [-]
That is naive. See comment #285.
#306 - ackbobthedead (01/18/2013) [-]
Whatever, man. I will continue with my open mindedness and acceptance, and you think whatever you want.
#307 - cabbagemayhem (01/18/2013) [-]
It's not open-mindedness, it's an entirely difference of opinion. Furthermore, you seem to prefer out-right rejecting my opinion without a reasonable discussion, so you might actually call it closed-mindedness.
#308 - ackbobthedead (01/18/2013) [-]
I don't think we're understanding each other here.
You're acting like I've been trying to insult you or something this whole time.
#292 - I have no idea why you are saying this stuff. Explain to m…  [+] (6 new replies) 01/17/2013 on My flamboyant hero 0
#293 - cabbagemayhem (01/17/2013) [-]
You seemed to imply that gender is not a significant factor in the image of two people making out. I'm sorry if your wording confused me.
#302 - ackbobthedead (01/17/2013) [-]
I'm saying that the genders of the two people kissing should not effect your opinion on whether it's gross or bothers you at all.
#305 - cabbagemayhem (01/18/2013) [-]
That is naive. See comment #285.
#306 - ackbobthedead (01/18/2013) [-]
Whatever, man. I will continue with my open mindedness and acceptance, and you think whatever you want.
#307 - cabbagemayhem (01/18/2013) [-]
It's not open-mindedness, it's an entirely difference of opinion. Furthermore, you seem to prefer out-right rejecting my opinion without a reasonable discussion, so you might actually call it closed-mindedness.
#308 - ackbobthedead (01/18/2013) [-]
I don't think we're understanding each other here.
You're acting like I've been trying to insult you or something this whole time.
#247 - Talking about sex in public is inappropriate no matter what ki…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/17/2013 on My flamboyant hero 0
#285 - cabbagemayhem (01/17/2013) [-]
Are you serious? Are you trying to tell me that gender has nothing to do with these things? Gender cannot simply be taken out of the picture judged independently. Gender is, always was, and always will be central to sexually reproductive life. Humanity is not unisex, and gender is a significant and fundamental factor in human relations. It is not just "a wild and crazy tradition," but an aspect of nature.
#292 - ackbobthedead (01/17/2013) [-]
I have no idea why you are saying this stuff.
Explain to me what you think I said
#293 - cabbagemayhem (01/17/2013) [-]
You seemed to imply that gender is not a significant factor in the image of two people making out. I'm sorry if your wording confused me.
#302 - ackbobthedead (01/17/2013) [-]
I'm saying that the genders of the two people kissing should not effect your opinion on whether it's gross or bothers you at all.
#305 - cabbagemayhem (01/18/2013) [-]
That is naive. See comment #285.
#306 - ackbobthedead (01/18/2013) [-]
Whatever, man. I will continue with my open mindedness and acceptance, and you think whatever you want.
#307 - cabbagemayhem (01/18/2013) [-]
It's not open-mindedness, it's an entirely difference of opinion. Furthermore, you seem to prefer out-right rejecting my opinion without a reasonable discussion, so you might actually call it closed-mindedness.
#308 - ackbobthedead (01/18/2013) [-]
I don't think we're understanding each other here.
You're acting like I've been trying to insult you or something this whole time.
#141 - I've never understood those anti- gay signs. (I know this one…  [+] (23 new replies) 01/16/2013 on My flamboyant hero +1
#186 - cabbagemayhem (01/17/2013) [-]
Actually, what someone does in their own time is their business. But, the sight of seeing two guys kiss or talk about butt-sex in public in on par with scrolling through 4chan for 20 minutes.
#247 - ackbobthedead (01/17/2013) [-]
Talking about sex in public is inappropriate no matter what kind.
And two people pecking shouldn't be sickening, no matter who they are.
However, people making out bother me, no matter what sexuality.
#285 - cabbagemayhem (01/17/2013) [-]
Are you serious? Are you trying to tell me that gender has nothing to do with these things? Gender cannot simply be taken out of the picture judged independently. Gender is, always was, and always will be central to sexually reproductive life. Humanity is not unisex, and gender is a significant and fundamental factor in human relations. It is not just "a wild and crazy tradition," but an aspect of nature.
#292 - ackbobthedead (01/17/2013) [-]
I have no idea why you are saying this stuff.
Explain to me what you think I said
#293 - cabbagemayhem (01/17/2013) [-]
You seemed to imply that gender is not a significant factor in the image of two people making out. I'm sorry if your wording confused me.
#302 - ackbobthedead (01/17/2013) [-]
I'm saying that the genders of the two people kissing should not effect your opinion on whether it's gross or bothers you at all.
#305 - cabbagemayhem (01/18/2013) [-]
That is naive. See comment #285.
#306 - ackbobthedead (01/18/2013) [-]
Whatever, man. I will continue with my open mindedness and acceptance, and you think whatever you want.
#307 - cabbagemayhem (01/18/2013) [-]
It's not open-mindedness, it's an entirely difference of opinion. Furthermore, you seem to prefer out-right rejecting my opinion without a reasonable discussion, so you might actually call it closed-mindedness.
#308 - ackbobthedead (01/18/2013) [-]
I don't think we're understanding each other here.
You're acting like I've been trying to insult you or something this whole time.
User avatar #146 - codyxvasco (01/16/2013) [-]
I think this sign is a joke, making fun of those who say, "I don't mind gays as long as they act straight in public"
User avatar #156 - thepandaking (01/17/2013) [-]
yeah but he's saying the original ones don't make sense, he knew this was a joke.
User avatar #158 - codyxvasco (01/17/2013) [-]
Eh, I'm having difficulty reading today.
User avatar #159 - thepandaking (01/17/2013) [-]
that's alright, I'm just pointing it out. didn't want any misunderstanding :)
#160 - codyxvasco (01/17/2013) [-]
**codyxvasco rolled a random image posted in comment #279 at American Doctor Who **

'Tis all ok.
User avatar #162 - thepandaking (01/17/2013) [-]
very contradicting roll lol
User avatar #164 - codyxvasco (01/17/2013) [-]
*River hooks herself up to machine that will kill her to save thousands*

Doctor: You don't have to do this! Time can be rewritten!

River: Not those times! Not one line don't you dare!

ARgaadsfkjcadfadfkjaldfj;
User avatar #182 - thepandaking (01/17/2013) [-]
I watched some of the... 9th doctor? I think but I never finished it, nor have I seen the rest :S
but it's a good show. dem feels
User avatar #183 - codyxvasco (01/17/2013) [-]
Yooouuuuuuuuu should.

I recommend you finish 9. He's fantastic.
User avatar #184 - thepandaking (01/17/2013) [-]
yeah I really enjoyed it, but I think I just didn't want to get obsessed with another show lol. netflix is terribly convenient.
User avatar #185 - codyxvasco (01/17/2013) [-]
....Do you know Flame Fu?
User avatar #296 - thepandaking (01/17/2013) [-]
I do not, what's that?
User avatar #297 - codyxvasco (01/17/2013) [-]
Something The Panda King should know.
#216 - By everyone in the restaurant, do you mean the 1 guy in there? 01/16/2013 on dramatic breakup 0
#215 - I give no ***** about any of us feeling bad. 01/16/2013 on dramatic breakup +2
#18 - Yep 01/15/2013 on sparrow 0
#16 - It's a guy XD  [+] (2 new replies) 01/15/2013 on sparrow 0
#17 - SILENCEnight (01/15/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Yet Another Bad Joke ** WHAT???!
#18 - ackbobthedead (01/15/2013) [-]
Yep
#14 - Would anyone else **** Ezreal?  [+] (4 new replies) 01/15/2013 on sparrow 0
#15 - SILENCEnight (01/15/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #42 at Bro u need a light ** dont think so dude, her chest is flatter than a wall
#16 - ackbobthedead (01/15/2013) [-]
It's a guy XD
#17 - SILENCEnight (01/15/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Yet Another Bad Joke ** WHAT???!
#18 - ackbobthedead (01/15/2013) [-]
Yep
#27 - Those ******* soulless eyes... 01/08/2013 on Craig! 0
#168 - Do you live in Oregon? o: 01/08/2013 on you know life hates you 0
#15 - I've seen some really bad stuff recently. ie. the ear vacu…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/08/2013 on I FKING LOVE INFOMERCIALS +2
#240 - We wash our hands every time we use the restroom because there… 01/07/2013 on Europe 0
#62 - If you use it correctly, it'll get you clean.  [+] (5 new replies) 01/07/2013 on Europe -1
User avatar #80 - abesimpson (01/07/2013) [-]
Then why wash our hands with water at all? we could just wipe our hands with toilet paper!

> get pee (or shit?) on hands = wash with water
> get shit on ass = clean with paper
> logic?



(my last post, what started as a joke is starting to look like a stupid argument, and I don't come here to tell people how to clean their asses)
#240 - ackbobthedead (01/07/2013) [-]
We wash our hands every time we use the restroom because there are lots germs on the toilet handle. XD
#195 - flada (01/07/2013) [-]
There's a slight difference between your hands and your asshole. And by the way, in Finland we use these next to the toilet, it does the same thing as bidet, and it's mor practical.
User avatar #239 - abesimpson (01/07/2013) [-]
the asshole is more prone for an infection (and we all scratch our asses). Since the rectum is highly irrigated and is very absorbant I compared it to washing hands because I believe its just as important to have a freshly clean bum (this is got weird a while ago)


I gotta say those finnish bidee look very practical (i wonder if finnish girls get kinky with it)
#196 - flada (01/07/2013) [-]
oh and it's also called bidee for some reason
#52 - If that's what happens when you wipe with Toilet paper, you're…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/07/2013 on Europe +8
#58 - abesimpson (01/07/2013) [-]
Toilet paper just gives you a false sense of hygene, when really it's like spreading cement on a brick. If your asshole itches sometimes then don't come complaining.

<--- Just in case you need to visualize


I feel like a bidet salesmen, eww
#62 - ackbobthedead (01/07/2013) [-]
If you use it correctly, it'll get you clean.
User avatar #80 - abesimpson (01/07/2013) [-]
Then why wash our hands with water at all? we could just wipe our hands with toilet paper!

> get pee (or shit?) on hands = wash with water
> get shit on ass = clean with paper
> logic?



(my last post, what started as a joke is starting to look like a stupid argument, and I don't come here to tell people how to clean their asses)
#240 - ackbobthedead (01/07/2013) [-]
We wash our hands every time we use the restroom because there are lots germs on the toilet handle. XD
#195 - flada (01/07/2013) [-]
There's a slight difference between your hands and your asshole. And by the way, in Finland we use these next to the toilet, it does the same thing as bidet, and it's mor practical.
User avatar #239 - abesimpson (01/07/2013) [-]
the asshole is more prone for an infection (and we all scratch our asses). Since the rectum is highly irrigated and is very absorbant I compared it to washing hands because I believe its just as important to have a freshly clean bum (this is got weird a while ago)


I gotta say those finnish bidee look very practical (i wonder if finnish girls get kinky with it)
#196 - flada (01/07/2013) [-]
oh and it's also called bidee for some reason
#17 - dat open window.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2013 on Classy +7
#24 - TehFunnyMan (01/05/2013) [-]
Hey yeah...
This guy would make a shit ninja.
#23 - And people say America doesn't have its **** toge… 01/05/2013 on Boston... -1
#22 - Have you ever been to Paris? D: 01/05/2013 on Boston... 0
#79 - I wonder if I've ever had one multiple times... 01/05/2013 on Close +2
#78 - It's weird to think that I may have held those dollars...  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2013 on Close +1
#79 - ackbobthedead (01/05/2013) [-]
I wonder if I've ever had one multiple times...
#284 - Pewdiepie has talked a lot about loving yourself and one anoth… 01/05/2013 on Internet Friendships 0
#65 - It's...beautiful... 01/05/2013 on Mars with water. 0
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AN HERO!
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an hero!
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