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achphoenix

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Date Signed Up:8/18/2011
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#9 - Comment deleted  [+] (15 new replies) 03/09/2015 on Artemis Fowl: Part 2 0
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#5 - Picture 03/08/2015 on nope! 0
#107 - well. its a "power" fantasy 03/08/2015 on New Overwatch Characters 0
#45 - stop all the HA-HAAAAXXX! 03/06/2015 on If the Bible was a videogame +12
#37 - no thanks 03/06/2015 on I knew I recognised that look 0
#31 - worth the watch or?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/05/2015 on Dick Move 0
User avatar #41 - zoidz (03/05/2015) [-]
If you can get past the first episode then yeah maybe, sure....just skip it actually.
User avatar #32 - newprinny (03/05/2015) [-]
I've never seen it, I just found the gif, dood.
#9 - its all so weird now...  [+] (1 new reply) 03/03/2015 on Things got awkward. 0
User avatar #10 - charizarddad (03/03/2015) [-]
personally i think they should have refined the definition of a berry rather than start classifying x as x kind of fruit. now shits all fucked up
#2 - wasnt banana classified as a nut?  [+] (3 new replies) 03/03/2015 on Things got awkward. +3
User avatar #3 - charizarddad (03/03/2015) [-]
berry. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Berry
it has to do with who the plant grows or something
User avatar #9 - achphoenix (03/03/2015) [-]
its all so weird now...
User avatar #10 - charizarddad (03/03/2015) [-]
personally i think they should have refined the definition of a berry rather than start classifying x as x kind of fruit. now shits all fucked up
#3 - gwyndolin?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/02/2015 on Humiliation Run 0
User avatar #11 - probablydusk (03/03/2015) [-]
Avelyn and Gwyn's lord set maybe.
User avatar #6 - carthil (03/03/2015) [-]
use the most phallic weapon possible
#15 - The vikings knew about america a good 400 years before colombu…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/27/2015 on Columbus 0
User avatar #16 - oxymoronking (02/27/2015) [-]
yes, but the vikings didnt do anything with the information
they tried to invade, got their asses kicked, and ran home. if they had told people, or mapped or something, they would be the discoverers, not columbus
#9 - speaking of other mini games. i didnt forget  [+] (1 new reply) 02/26/2015 on Assassin's Creed 5 +1
User avatar #10 - morphodite (02/26/2015) [-]
Oh. I thought you meant all the iOS titles. Mmkay.
#20 - some of these are iphone specific, kinda bleh. also no, BR… 02/26/2015 on Technology 0
#11 - beat me to it 02/26/2015 on You're Not Alone +1
#9 - wrong  [+] (6 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Columbus 0
#10 - pkmnexplain (02/26/2015) [-]
So tell me how at the time everybody knew about the America continent except the Indians
User avatar #15 - achphoenix (02/27/2015) [-]
The vikings knew about america a good 400 years before colombus
Also Thor heierdahl proved it possible for lesser tribes to travel from europe to america on so small and slow boats, that the lack of technology required would make it so that they probably didnt have a written language or anything else for us to find as proof of their travels, so most likely someone travelled there even before the vikings.
User avatar #16 - oxymoronking (02/27/2015) [-]
yes, but the vikings didnt do anything with the information
they tried to invade, got their asses kicked, and ran home. if they had told people, or mapped or something, they would be the discoverers, not columbus
User avatar #13 - mrjacksoninsane (02/26/2015) [-]
Why do you call them Indians? They were Native Americans.
User avatar #20 - nanako (02/27/2015) [-]
native americans is a bit of a mouthful. can't we call them redskins?
User avatar #17 - urbanloser (02/27/2015) [-]
Because they were also called Indians for hundreds of years. I get that Columbus made a mistake when he called them that but nobody seemed to give a shit until a few years ago.
#6 - 1, 2, BH, RV, 3, 4, unity. so modern warfare would be 8 e…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/26/2015 on Assassin's Creed 5 0
#8 - morphodite (02/26/2015) [-]
Don't forget LIberation!

Everyone forgets Liberation
User avatar #9 - achphoenix (02/26/2015) [-]
speaking of other mini games. i didnt forget
User avatar #10 - morphodite (02/26/2015) [-]
Oh. I thought you meant all the iOS titles. Mmkay.
#42 - <3 02/26/2015 on Thor 0
#12 - teletubbies 02/25/2015 on Smooth 0
#52 - mfw 02/24/2015 on Discovering Pinecest 0
#57 - **achphoenix used "*roll 3, 1-999*"** **achphoenix rolls 19… 02/23/2015 on Payday Giveaway 0
#100 - Comment deleted 02/23/2015 on Roll see what you get. 0
#99 - Comment deleted 02/23/2015 on Roll see what you get. 0
#49 - yeah, bye 02/21/2015 on nope nope nope +6
#34 - but you kept trying until you succeeded, and thats what matters.  [+] (3 new replies) 02/21/2015 on SUIT UP! +23
User avatar #39 - goobyman (02/21/2015) [-]
that doesn't matter in a one shot math exame
and yes, i need to git gud and git dark souls. because i don't have that awesome fucking game
#91 - fefe (02/21/2015) [-]
>dark souls
>awesome

pick one
User avatar #100 - penileburglar (02/22/2015) [-]
>your opinion
>trash

pick two
#3434 - **achphoenix used "*roll rpg race*"** **achphoenix rolls fu… 02/21/2015 on rpg name generator 0
#3432 - **achphoenix used "*roll rpg name*"** **achphoenix rolls Ni…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2015 on rpg name generator 0
User avatar #3434 - achphoenix (02/21/2015) [-]
**achphoenix used "*roll rpg race*"**
**achphoenix rolls furry dog (humanoid dog)**

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User avatar #91 - I Am Monkey (02/06/2015) [-]
Best back the **** off son.
#70 - fefe (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm the anon in the night
Guess who I am and win a prize
User avatar #71 to #70 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
whydoesthishappen?
#72 to #71 - fefe (11/04/2014) [-]
Guess again
User avatar #73 to #72 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
grogorvic?
#74 to #73 - fefe (11/04/2014) [-]
Have another guess
User avatar #75 to #74 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
christineline?
#76 to #75 - fefe (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
User avatar #77 to #76 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
level
#78 to #77 - fefe (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
User avatar #79 to #78 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 to #79 - fefe (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
User avatar #81 to #80 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 to #81 - fefe (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
User avatar #83 to #82 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 to #83 - fefe (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
User avatar #85 to #84 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
User avatar #86 to #85 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
User avatar #87 to #86 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
User avatar #88 to #87 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
User avatar #89 to #88 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
User avatar #90 to #89 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#67 - fefe (11/02/2014) [-]
Pølse
User avatar #68 to #67 - achphoenix (11/02/2014) [-]
flæskesteg
#69 to #68 - fefe (11/02/2014) [-]
rullebør
#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
User avatar #36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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