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achphoenix

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Gender: male
Date Signed Up:8/18/2011
Last Login:4/21/2015
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#19 - Picture 03/12/2015 on You are still better than... +1
#13 - seems like people dosnt believe **** . stay based internet. 03/12/2015 on Love Your Woman Every Day... 0
#14 - <3 03/11/2015 on Marvel vs Dragonball 0
#12 - Hulk and Thor are the only standing a chance... except they ar…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/11/2015 on Marvel vs Dragonball +1
User avatar #15 - Funnel (03/12/2015) [-]
Neither Hulk or Thor are close to being the most powerful Marvel characters.
User avatar #13 - compared (03/11/2015) [-]
Thanks for using a comparison, hope you are well.
#14 - achphoenix (03/11/2015) [-]
<3
#6 - never flossed in my life. gums didnt bleed at all when poked. kek.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/11/2015 on Love Your Woman Every Day... -4
#17 - anonymous (03/12/2015) [-]
Wait until you get older and your teeth start falling out , it's not just something old people say .
User avatar #14 - buttkickerboy (03/12/2015) [-]
I never occasionally flossed and got cavities.
#11 - xalka (03/12/2015) [-]
Me neither! I bled like hell
User avatar #13 - achphoenix (03/12/2015) [-]
seems like people dosnt believe shit.
stay based internet.
#7 - imjared (03/11/2015) [-]
X
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#35 - navien (03/11/2015) [-]
send them to greenland.
#38 - sneperker (03/11/2015) [-]
In that case send them to the east coast and let the piteraq en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Piteraq kill them off.
#33 - abstractpink (03/11/2015) [-]
Tyrkerne er da rimelig chill
User avatar #40 - sneperker (03/11/2015) [-]
nemlig, hvem skal ellers stå i pizzariaerne/kioskerne/kebab?
#5 - my friends sister pooped in an ikea toilet like this when she was 8  [+] (1 new reply) 03/10/2015 on Those shoes +2
User avatar #28 - itskennyandjosh (03/11/2015) [-]
I saw something like that on AFV, i hope it was as funny for everyone else and as embarrassing for the mom
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#1 - a thumb for "5 foot nothing" 03/09/2015 on i'm sorry i'm such a loser 0
#3 - how about "Harley and Draco" since draco is unisex  [+] (2 new replies) 03/09/2015 on Tunny Fumblr Comp 0
#9 - anonymous (03/09/2015) [-]
Or you could just call her Drake, because Drake's a little bitch
#6 - anonymous (03/09/2015) [-]
I would say Harriet fits since Harley sounds to American.
But for Draco you could simply cal him/her Draca (still a male name but sounds more female.)
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#83 - poison dance. Sounds exotic. 03/09/2015 on What's Your Poké Move? 0
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#13 - did you mean "two steps from hell"? 03/09/2015 on Classical Music -1
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User avatar #91 - I Am Monkey (02/06/2015) [-]
Best back the **** off son.
#70 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm the anon in the night
Guess who I am and win a prize
User avatar #71 to #70 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
whydoesthishappen?
#72 to #71 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Guess again
User avatar #73 to #72 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
grogorvic?
#74 to #73 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Have another guess
User avatar #75 to #74 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
christineline?
#76 to #75 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
User avatar #77 to #76 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
level
#78 to #77 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
User avatar #79 to #78 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 to #79 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
User avatar #81 to #80 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 to #81 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
User avatar #83 to #82 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 to #83 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
User avatar #85 to #84 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
User avatar #86 to #85 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
User avatar #87 to #86 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
User avatar #88 to #87 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
User avatar #89 to #88 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
User avatar #90 to #89 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#67 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
Pølse
User avatar #68 to #67 - achphoenix (11/02/2014) [-]
flæskesteg
#69 to #68 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
rullebør
#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
User avatar #36 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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