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#7 - then watch his funny games and screaming instead. like happy wheels  [+] (1 new reply) 10/14/2014 on The scared Cheez-it man 0
User avatar #8 - captainprincess (10/14/2014) [-]
I like it when he's NOT screeching and bellowing, personally
#87 - no idea what that is. where is that from? 10/14/2014 on Title 0
#86 - no idea what that is. where is that from? 10/14/2014 on Title 0
#85 - no idea what that is. where is that from? 10/14/2014 on Title 0
#35 - when does the internet close? same time the roads does.  [+] (4 new replies) 10/14/2014 on Title +1
User avatar #75 - Visual (10/14/2014) [-]
Like HOV lanes?
User avatar #87 - achphoenix (10/14/2014) [-]
no idea what that is.
where is that from?
User avatar #86 - achphoenix (10/14/2014) [-]
no idea what that is.
where is that from?
User avatar #85 - achphoenix (10/14/2014) [-]
no idea what that is.
where is that from?
#13 - Hyenas for example 10/13/2014 on Natural Order 0
#204 - just no 10/12/2014 on True equality. Worth the read. 0
#6 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 09/30/2014 on Vagina Facts +1
#9 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/30/2014) [-]
You're a fucking idiot, it's "skede" not "skæde", just because it's danish does not mean you have to force ÆØÅ into every word.
#7 - slackerbro (09/30/2014) [-]
Same here in Dutch. Though the word "schede" is rather ye olde dutchy.
#184 - N.K. Immigrant 09/26/2014 on rename anonymous 9/26 0
#8 - yes, denmark is racist... the immigrant part of denmark. 09/26/2014 on Portuguese Google country... 0
#45 - 11, 12 and 2 09/26/2014 on So you're being hunted for... -1
#80 - attack of the disco boy bands.... NIGHTMARE! 09/26/2014 on What's your monster movie? 0
#103 - what a shame 09/23/2014 on This is just a picture of a... +1
#372 - DMC and dark souls.... interesting 09/23/2014 on ? +1
#188 - >tells truth... >makes mistakes she already… 09/23/2014 on A real woman is not a... +1
#244 - be kind to those less fortunate  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on (untitled) +10
User avatar #248 - ryuggu (09/23/2014) [-]
when i first heard about loan debt problems in USA I was pretty surprised and felt kinda bad for them, since I don't have such problem. But now i don't care anymore, I've seen this too many times to care. Sorry for being such a bad person.
#11 - 16*18 = 288  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2014 on count the dots ! +1
#24 - rodriguezmlt (09/19/2014) [-]
same answer
#27 - played 1v1 with a friend yesterday. He took down the nexus tur… 09/18/2014 on it was only a matter of time. 0
#29 - do they use that anywhere else than germany?  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! 0
User avatar #37 - freegzuz (09/16/2014) [-]
switzerland, austria and i think some other middle european countries where y is not used that much
#2 - danish movie. swell with Lego and Tuborg  [+] (1 new reply) 09/16/2014 on The Internet these days +16
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/16/2014) [-]
A movie based on true story about my teacher
#16 - qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm  [+] (3 new replies) 09/16/2014 on WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! +1
User avatar #24 - freegzuz (09/16/2014) [-]
QWERTZ IS THE REAL SHIT
User avatar #29 - achphoenix (09/16/2014) [-]
do they use that anywhere else than germany?
User avatar #37 - freegzuz (09/16/2014) [-]
switzerland, austria and i think some other middle european countries where y is not used that much
#27 - wow, someone dosnt like the facts. 09/15/2014 on Haven't we waited long enough? 0
#7 - pepsi? 09/15/2014 on Not his day.. 0
#6 - beard, yes. Chest hair, in very VERY moderate amounts. 09/14/2014 on chest hair 0
#16 - Greeze? 09/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
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#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
User avatar #36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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