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#188 - the guy looks so fake 06/13/2014 on Nerd Couple 0
#13 - scaling the wall to the us 06/13/2014 on Real Life Racial Abilities +26
#33 - 400 06/13/2014 on X-Ray of 800 pound man 0
#48 - Picture 06/11/2014 on butts +2
#15 - your name too... it belongs to us... 06/11/2014 on music n shit 0
#13 - damn that is a smooth gif  [+] (2 new replies) 06/11/2014 on music n shit 0
#14 - AllYourBase (06/11/2014) [-]
I know, I don't remember where i found it, but i love it.
#15 - achphoenix (06/11/2014) [-]
your name too... it belongs to us...
#91 - in that fanfic comic, they are.  [+] (31 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Cosplay Well Done 0
#100 - teranin (06/11/2014) [-]
....sauce?
User avatar #109 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
I am also kind of curious.
User avatar #117 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
Night of the Were-Ed, it's pretty good actually... there's 3 issues and I doubt there will be more, they're all on Deviant Art, I believe, here are some links:

Issue 1.: night-of-the-were-ed.deviantart.com/gallery/24458886/Night-of-the-Were-Ed
Issue 2.: night-of-the-were-ed.deviantart.com/gallery/24458891/Night-of-the-Were-Ed-2-Solar-Eclipse
And the issue that ties it all together in a neat little comic package: night-of-the-were-ed.deviantart.com/gallery/?set=25259398&offset=0

teranin, this concerns you too.
Anyway, have fun re-living some childhood nostalgia...through...rather odd fan-comics.
Also....little something...just for fun: www.justanimedubbed.tv/watch/ed-edd-n-eddy/
User avatar #145 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
I dunno man. If you want dat pussay just find a girl who actually likes to hang out with you. Sure some of your friends might be ahead of you, but that doesn't necessarily make them better. It could just make them dicks.
User avatar #146 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
Well... where I'm from the older folk have a saying: Ženska pijana, pička prodana...which would litterally be translated to: Woman drunk, slit sold... it should rhyme but...doesn't translate very well... they might just drunk 'em up and... well...

Speaking of which, Red got dumped, not long ago.
Anyway...BRB... Raspberries...
User avatar #147 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
Oh really? How long ago?
User avatar #148 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
Like... on Monday or Tuesday? He was a bit pissed... after it... Now he seems kinda fine... guy can get over it quickly, you have to admit...
User avatar #149 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, he's pretty hardcore.
User avatar #150 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
Ukranian Kiwi...What do you expect?

He's like my cousin... well...Ukranians are Slavs so...technically...
Though... I'm probably just ''That'' cousin, that nobody likes to talk to... they just put up with him, because they have to...
User avatar #123 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
I'll be sending you my thoughts as I read each of these, 'cause I don't have anything better to do. In chronological order.

1) That's kinda gay, dude. <1, page 17>
2) Plank don't know shit. <1, page 18>
3) Apparently werewolves work like vampires now. Kill the master and the servants are freed. <1, page 21>
4) Wait hold the fuck up how can you have two full moons in a row? I thought it started waxing or waning pretty much right after. <1, page 24>
5) How does Rolf know how to track werewolves without tracks? <1, page 28>
User avatar #124 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
1. Bromance
2. I honestly can't explain that...
3. It's that chicks/guys story, s/he can make them work, however the fuck s/he wants.
4. Story reasons
5: You dare mock the Son of a Shepard?
User avatar #125 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
6) Wolves don't how lullabies <1, Page 41>
7) Her eyes say rape, but her body says brutal anal fisting. <2, page 12>
8) She made spiderweb cracks on a tree? Is that even possible? <2, page 13>
9) Oh wow she looks like a pimp. <2, page 19)
10) That's fucking COLD, Double D, reminding your best friend of his brutal failure. <2, page 22>
User avatar #128 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
6. I do believe it's a metaphore or something...
7. Grab some lube and prepare Uranus
8. You'd be surprised how hard a hungry woman can hit ...wait...
9. It's a hard time... chicks gotta make moneeeh
10. Well...let's be fair... it could have killed him or atleast chushed his bones...
User avatar #126 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
11) Attracted to each other's blood... and dicks if we believe Underworld. <2, page 26>
12) Apparently Edd has no sense of self-preservation. <2, page 29>
13) Wow that vampire actually does look really rapey in that panel on the right. <2, page 33>
14) I'm pretty sure I remember Edd absolutely detesting the Kanker sisters. I have no idea why he wants her to bite him. Other than maybe sex reasons. It's probably sex reasons. His boner is taking the lead. <2, page 36>
15) That vampire/werewolf hybrid is hideous. <2>
User avatar #129 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
Wow...you're still going... right...never one to fall behind much...
11. Would make sense due to mythology and primal instincts (both Vampires and Werewolves originated from Slavic Myths, but the Bloodsuckers can be found in Myth all around the World).
12. He came to apologize, no ''buts'' about it
13. Vampires have been known for seduction and illusion (latter mostly through recent years)...
14. Maybe so she would trust him or something... hell if I know... through all the myths I've went never have I seen something like that, and yes... I was a Paranormal, Myth And cryptozoology geek, when I was younger.
15. I have absolutely no rebuttal there, it could honestly be made better, yeah.
User avatar #130 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
16) YEP IT WAS TOTALLY FOR BONER REASONS! <2, page 69>
17) Since when would anyone go to an Edd party? I know they bonded over vampire killing, but still. <3, page 5>
18) Sarah spent some time with Venom and forgot to spit, I see. <3, page 13>
19) Why are you turning? Someone activated the Plaht Device. <3, Page 18>
20) How come only the people in that house didn't turn into zombies? Wait no, some people in the house turned into zombies anyway. I could understand the two Ed/ds and the Kankers 'cause they were supernatural creatures, but Eddy was not. <3>

I'm going to read through the whole series with my comments. I really didn't have anything better to do today.
User avatar #132 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
16. Hey, guy got the girl, that's all anyone's askin' and it's a pretty good one.
17. It's been 4 years...I'm farily sure the hatchet is buried... and that Kevin isn't an ass anymore.
18. That reminds me of the time my friend got so drunk, he puked that up...although we didn't have to introduce his skull to a shotgun shell.
19. I think someone's playing the Dog-Whistle into a tuba through a fat guys digestive track and through a speaker.
20. I think it's the fact that he's kinda... a Monster Hunter or something... Heck, if I know...
Hey, aren't you one of Krasnos mates? I think I saw you chatting with him on a thread once... Can't remember where though...
User avatar #131 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
21) Eddy's brother looks like a giant douchenozzle. <3, page 26>
22) Mr. Eddy's Brother. Oh wow. <3, page 29>
23) Ed's eyes look really effeminate in his werewolf form. <3>
24) Okay, they explain how Eddy was not turned into a zombie too. <3, page 34>
25) She just jumped in front of a shotgun blast. Okay then. <3, page 35>
User avatar #133 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
21. He kinda was, remember?
22. Guy's got respect for the guy...can't blame him for that...
23. ...right... Kinda looks like Scooby, in my opinion.
24. I told yah...
25. Sometimes you need to do stupid shit, to protect the people you love... ok that was cheesy...
User avatar #134 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
I am, yeah. Took me a second to process who you meant.

26) All this weird shoehorned romance. Although at least Ed and that other sister are kind of stupid so it's vaguely plausible. <3, page 44>
27) Her boyfriend is about to get shot and the first thing she does is try to get him to jump her bones? GG. <3, page 46>
28) Eddy u lil shit threatening to shoot your own brother when you don't even know how to handle a gun. <3, page 49>
29) Lol, 'clean my barrel'. <3, page 52 or something>
30) Those ravens seem awfully lovey for birds in the middle of an apocalypse. <3, page 53>
User avatar #135 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
26. Honestly, when we...well ''I'' mainly, were kids, I kinda wanted to see them together...kinda seem to fit... Lee and Eddy, both are stubborn as Hell, May And Ed- sharp as a sack of hammers, Edd and Marie- opposites attract, right?
27. According to my research... that should be normal...kinda that really wierd couple that just makes it work, (like Harleey Quinn and the Joker) you know, I find it kinda sweet... being the forever alone that I am...
28. Ever heard of Gun safety? Me neither...
29. I do not know how to respond...
30. I'll get the shotgun...
Well... it's kinda easier to say just Krasno than his full username. Sorry about that...
User avatar #137 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
Usually I just call him Red.
User avatar #136 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
31) Oh my god no. This entire page no. <3, page 55>
32) Placate the rampart spirits? Is that a typo? Although only one so far is a plus. This person is pretty literate. <3, page 58>
33) Ed bit off a zombie's arm? Wouldn't that mean he'll turn too? <3, page 62>
34) The first thing I thought of when that thing said the crows were its eyes with Munin and 'Odin's Other Crow'. <3, page 72>
35) That's hella gay yo. <3, 75>
User avatar #139 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
31. Well...Eddies response is pretty accurate...
32. I think it's a word from Ye 'Ol English English...yup...it means to make less angry, appease...
33. I think it only happens the other way around or if the zombie shite gets into your bloodstream, also...werewolf...
34. Ah, Norse Mythology. Quite... would make sense, not.
35. Meh, he's just happy his friendo is back from a shotgun shell to the face... Let it be.


User avatar #140 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
Placate is fine, but rampart? Shouldn't it be rampant?
User avatar #143 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
I didn't even notice that. Sometimes I think I'm illiterate, jeez. I feel like a mentally hindered imbecile now.
Yup... it's supposed to be that way...
User avatar #138 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
36) I agree with Mr. Eddy's Brother here. <3, 77>
37) Oh shit they are actually supposed to be Odin's crows. Fucking nailed it. <3, 83>
User avatar #141 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
36. Can't really blame him... kinda makes me sad, the other guys in my class are going around getting all the pussy they can without even taking them to dinner and a movie, and I can't get a chick to even remember me! Note: I and they are 16-17.
37. Caw Caw, motherfucker!
#142 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
Hahhah, f3g1t.
I have no sex drive and people without their clothes on gross me out. I am god's mistake.
User avatar #144 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
You're... not really helping this situation, you know... I guess I'm just awkward as fuck...
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#92 - Nordic games bought darksiders and said they would make more.  [+] (1 new reply) 06/11/2014 on I approve of this 0
#119 - notthedoctor (06/11/2014) [-]
awesome
#73 - poor THQ how i loved thee...  [+] (3 new replies) 06/11/2014 on I approve of this +1
#76 - notthedoctor (06/11/2014) [-]
mfw no darksiders 3
#92 - achphoenix (06/11/2014) [-]
Nordic games bought darksiders and said they would make more.
#119 - notthedoctor (06/11/2014) [-]
awesome
#79 - Picture  [+] (38 new replies) 06/11/2014 on Cosplay Well Done -5
#96 - anonywolftroll (06/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #95 - guanyu (06/11/2014) [-]
That post gave me kanker.
#86 - xxangelisxx (06/11/2014) [-]
What.
User avatar #88 - jimmytwoshoes (06/11/2014) [-]
heh Noire! i almost never see Noire gifs/images
#84 - 4chan refugee (06/11/2014) [-]
Cheese
#81 - teranin (06/11/2014) [-]
The Kankers are vampires, now?
User avatar #91 - achphoenix (06/11/2014) [-]
in that fanfic comic, they are.
#100 - teranin (06/11/2014) [-]
....sauce?
User avatar #109 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
I am also kind of curious.
User avatar #117 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
Night of the Were-Ed, it's pretty good actually... there's 3 issues and I doubt there will be more, they're all on Deviant Art, I believe, here are some links:

Issue 1.: night-of-the-were-ed.deviantart.com/gallery/24458886/Night-of-the-Were-Ed
Issue 2.: night-of-the-were-ed.deviantart.com/gallery/24458891/Night-of-the-Were-Ed-2-Solar-Eclipse
And the issue that ties it all together in a neat little comic package: night-of-the-were-ed.deviantart.com/gallery/?set=25259398&offset=0

teranin, this concerns you too.
Anyway, have fun re-living some childhood nostalgia...through...rather odd fan-comics.
Also....little something...just for fun: www.justanimedubbed.tv/watch/ed-edd-n-eddy/
User avatar #145 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
I dunno man. If you want dat pussay just find a girl who actually likes to hang out with you. Sure some of your friends might be ahead of you, but that doesn't necessarily make them better. It could just make them dicks.
User avatar #146 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
Well... where I'm from the older folk have a saying: Ženska pijana, pička prodana...which would litterally be translated to: Woman drunk, slit sold... it should rhyme but...doesn't translate very well... they might just drunk 'em up and... well...

Speaking of which, Red got dumped, not long ago.
Anyway...BRB... Raspberries...
User avatar #147 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
Oh really? How long ago?
User avatar #148 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
Like... on Monday or Tuesday? He was a bit pissed... after it... Now he seems kinda fine... guy can get over it quickly, you have to admit...
User avatar #149 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, he's pretty hardcore.
User avatar #150 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
Ukranian Kiwi...What do you expect?

He's like my cousin... well...Ukranians are Slavs so...technically...
Though... I'm probably just ''That'' cousin, that nobody likes to talk to... they just put up with him, because they have to...
User avatar #123 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
I'll be sending you my thoughts as I read each of these, 'cause I don't have anything better to do. In chronological order.

1) That's kinda gay, dude. <1, page 17>
2) Plank don't know shit. <1, page 18>
3) Apparently werewolves work like vampires now. Kill the master and the servants are freed. <1, page 21>
4) Wait hold the fuck up how can you have two full moons in a row? I thought it started waxing or waning pretty much right after. <1, page 24>
5) How does Rolf know how to track werewolves without tracks? <1, page 28>
User avatar #124 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
1. Bromance
2. I honestly can't explain that...
3. It's that chicks/guys story, s/he can make them work, however the fuck s/he wants.
4. Story reasons
5: You dare mock the Son of a Shepard?
User avatar #125 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
6) Wolves don't how lullabies <1, Page 41>
7) Her eyes say rape, but her body says brutal anal fisting. <2, page 12>
8) She made spiderweb cracks on a tree? Is that even possible? <2, page 13>
9) Oh wow she looks like a pimp. <2, page 19)
10) That's fucking COLD, Double D, reminding your best friend of his brutal failure. <2, page 22>
User avatar #128 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
6. I do believe it's a metaphore or something...
7. Grab some lube and prepare Uranus
8. You'd be surprised how hard a hungry woman can hit ...wait...
9. It's a hard time... chicks gotta make moneeeh
10. Well...let's be fair... it could have killed him or atleast chushed his bones...
User avatar #126 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
11) Attracted to each other's blood... and dicks if we believe Underworld. <2, page 26>
12) Apparently Edd has no sense of self-preservation. <2, page 29>
13) Wow that vampire actually does look really rapey in that panel on the right. <2, page 33>
14) I'm pretty sure I remember Edd absolutely detesting the Kanker sisters. I have no idea why he wants her to bite him. Other than maybe sex reasons. It's probably sex reasons. His boner is taking the lead. <2, page 36>
15) That vampire/werewolf hybrid is hideous. <2>
User avatar #129 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
Wow...you're still going... right...never one to fall behind much...
11. Would make sense due to mythology and primal instincts (both Vampires and Werewolves originated from Slavic Myths, but the Bloodsuckers can be found in Myth all around the World).
12. He came to apologize, no ''buts'' about it
13. Vampires have been known for seduction and illusion (latter mostly through recent years)...
14. Maybe so she would trust him or something... hell if I know... through all the myths I've went never have I seen something like that, and yes... I was a Paranormal, Myth And cryptozoology geek, when I was younger.
15. I have absolutely no rebuttal there, it could honestly be made better, yeah.
User avatar #130 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
16) YEP IT WAS TOTALLY FOR BONER REASONS! <2, page 69>
17) Since when would anyone go to an Edd party? I know they bonded over vampire killing, but still. <3, page 5>
18) Sarah spent some time with Venom and forgot to spit, I see. <3, page 13>
19) Why are you turning? Someone activated the Plaht Device. <3, Page 18>
20) How come only the people in that house didn't turn into zombies? Wait no, some people in the house turned into zombies anyway. I could understand the two Ed/ds and the Kankers 'cause they were supernatural creatures, but Eddy was not. <3>

I'm going to read through the whole series with my comments. I really didn't have anything better to do today.
User avatar #132 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
16. Hey, guy got the girl, that's all anyone's askin' and it's a pretty good one.
17. It's been 4 years...I'm farily sure the hatchet is buried... and that Kevin isn't an ass anymore.
18. That reminds me of the time my friend got so drunk, he puked that up...although we didn't have to introduce his skull to a shotgun shell.
19. I think someone's playing the Dog-Whistle into a tuba through a fat guys digestive track and through a speaker.
20. I think it's the fact that he's kinda... a Monster Hunter or something... Heck, if I know...
Hey, aren't you one of Krasnos mates? I think I saw you chatting with him on a thread once... Can't remember where though...
User avatar #131 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
21) Eddy's brother looks like a giant douchenozzle. <3, page 26>
22) Mr. Eddy's Brother. Oh wow. <3, page 29>
23) Ed's eyes look really effeminate in his werewolf form. <3>
24) Okay, they explain how Eddy was not turned into a zombie too. <3, page 34>
25) She just jumped in front of a shotgun blast. Okay then. <3, page 35>
User avatar #133 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
21. He kinda was, remember?
22. Guy's got respect for the guy...can't blame him for that...
23. ...right... Kinda looks like Scooby, in my opinion.
24. I told yah...
25. Sometimes you need to do stupid shit, to protect the people you love... ok that was cheesy...
User avatar #134 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
I am, yeah. Took me a second to process who you meant.

26) All this weird shoehorned romance. Although at least Ed and that other sister are kind of stupid so it's vaguely plausible. <3, page 44>
27) Her boyfriend is about to get shot and the first thing she does is try to get him to jump her bones? GG. <3, page 46>
28) Eddy u lil shit threatening to shoot your own brother when you don't even know how to handle a gun. <3, page 49>
29) Lol, 'clean my barrel'. <3, page 52 or something>
30) Those ravens seem awfully lovey for birds in the middle of an apocalypse. <3, page 53>
User avatar #135 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
26. Honestly, when we...well ''I'' mainly, were kids, I kinda wanted to see them together...kinda seem to fit... Lee and Eddy, both are stubborn as Hell, May And Ed- sharp as a sack of hammers, Edd and Marie- opposites attract, right?
27. According to my research... that should be normal...kinda that really wierd couple that just makes it work, (like Harleey Quinn and the Joker) you know, I find it kinda sweet... being the forever alone that I am...
28. Ever heard of Gun safety? Me neither...
29. I do not know how to respond...
30. I'll get the shotgun...
Well... it's kinda easier to say just Krasno than his full username. Sorry about that...
User avatar #137 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
Usually I just call him Red.
User avatar #136 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
31) Oh my god no. This entire page no. <3, page 55>
32) Placate the rampart spirits? Is that a typo? Although only one so far is a plus. This person is pretty literate. <3, page 58>
33) Ed bit off a zombie's arm? Wouldn't that mean he'll turn too? <3, page 62>
34) The first thing I thought of when that thing said the crows were its eyes with Munin and 'Odin's Other Crow'. <3, page 72>
35) That's hella gay yo. <3, 75>
User avatar #139 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
31. Well...Eddies response is pretty accurate...
32. I think it's a word from Ye 'Ol English English...yup...it means to make less angry, appease...
33. I think it only happens the other way around or if the zombie shite gets into your bloodstream, also...werewolf...
34. Ah, Norse Mythology. Quite... would make sense, not.
35. Meh, he's just happy his friendo is back from a shotgun shell to the face... Let it be.


User avatar #140 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
Placate is fine, but rampart? Shouldn't it be rampant?
User avatar #143 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
I didn't even notice that. Sometimes I think I'm illiterate, jeez. I feel like a mentally hindered imbecile now.
Yup... it's supposed to be that way...
User avatar #138 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
36) I agree with Mr. Eddy's Brother here. <3, 77>
37) Oh shit they are actually supposed to be Odin's crows. Fucking nailed it. <3, 83>
User avatar #141 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
36. Can't really blame him... kinda makes me sad, the other guys in my class are going around getting all the pussy they can without even taking them to dinner and a movie, and I can't get a chick to even remember me! Note: I and they are 16-17.
37. Caw Caw, motherfucker!
#142 - derpwolf (06/11/2014) [-]
Hahhah, f3g1t.
I have no sex drive and people without their clothes on gross me out. I am god's mistake.
User avatar #144 - matexius (06/11/2014) [-]
You're... not really helping this situation, you know... I guess I'm just awkward as fuck...
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#41 - Picture 06/10/2014 on There can only be one. +1
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#39 - Picture 06/10/2014 on There can only be one. +1
#38 - Picture 06/10/2014 on There can only be one. +1
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#34 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2014 on There can only be one. +2
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#99 - sweetellie (06/10/2014) [-]
#72 - pepsi?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2014 on The reason for height limits 0
#82 - ecinev (06/08/2014) [-]
100% pepsi.... no 5-alive at all
#85 - crowd (06/08/2014) [-]
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actually is 7-up
#22 - Picture 06/08/2014 on Jaden +65
#164 - 2 is so hot 06/08/2014 on Whaling 0
#40 - alrighty then 06/08/2014 on welcome to the internet 0
#105 - should i try pyro or sorceror build in dark souls 1? 06/08/2014 on The magic ball 0
#37 - the map?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2014 on welcome to the internet 0
User avatar #39 - caffeinecommissar (06/08/2014) [-]
So you've failed to notice that Iceland is part of Scandinavia on the map, and that I said in the spoilered text that I think Finland and Scandinavia should be merged?

Never mind that I didn't make the map myself.
#40 - achphoenix (06/08/2014) [-]
alrighty then
#35 - nordic countries are also finland and iceland. bummer again.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/08/2014 on welcome to the internet 0
#36 - caffeinecommissar (06/08/2014) [-]
Did I somehow imply that these countries does not belong to a new re-unified Scandinavia?
User avatar #37 - achphoenix (06/08/2014) [-]
the map?
User avatar #39 - caffeinecommissar (06/08/2014) [-]
So you've failed to notice that Iceland is part of Scandinavia on the map, and that I said in the spoilered text that I think Finland and Scandinavia should be merged?

Never mind that I didn't make the map myself.
#40 - achphoenix (06/08/2014) [-]
alrighty then
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#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
User avatar #36 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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