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#4 - #SteveJobs  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Finally some true OC +40
#35 - vorpike (06/19/2014) [-]
**vorpike rolled image**
actually it was bill gates...
who stole job's lisa and some college student's windows os
#32 - pollepolle (06/19/2014) [-]
excuse my ignorance, but what exactly did Steve Jobs steal?
User avatar #41 - achphoenix (06/19/2014) [-]
The bitmap mousing, GUI system from xerox parc. The white, sleek design from Braun(he even instructed his early apple employees to make it like that, by name). a small one but still: He saw that Wozniak´s machines were awesome and then wanted to sell them and get money himself. Wozniak agreed to it himself, yes, but lets be honest, Jobs did no work and got money for Woz´ work.
Even his slogan: "Stay hungry, stay foolish." he got from a magazine he used to read.
I could remember more if i could be asked to pick up his book again where he admits a lot of his immoralities.
#61 - still not a software issue  [+] (5 new replies) 06/19/2014 on A proper response to any... 0
#62 - iscrewbabies (06/19/2014) [-]
I don't see how that is even relevant.
The post said nothing about it being a software issue.
I just woke up, so I might be missing something here.
User avatar #65 - shogg (06/19/2014) [-]
Anon said the HDD failing wasn't the fault of Windows.
You said if the HDD is broken you'll need Windows.
achpheonix pointed out that the HDD breaking still had nothing to do with Windows.
You ponder his statement.
#66 - iscrewbabies (06/19/2014) [-]
If the HDD breaks, and the files on it are lost, what happens to the windows?
That's what I'm trying to say here. The guy didn't say anything wrong when he said he will need to get an installation disc.
User avatar #67 - shogg (06/19/2014) [-]
Im not really sure what you're trying to prove or what point you're trying to make, man.
The guy in the post, his HDD broke, right? Hardware failure, with the hard drive being at fault. He needed the Windows disc to install on a new HDD, hence the rebuilding he talks about.
Software literally has nothing to do with his hard drive failing.
The first anon pointed that out, and called out Applefag on his idiocy for thinking so.
#69 - iscrewbabies (06/19/2014) [-]
Right. The first guy never said anything about windows being at fault, and that is where the misunderstanding between me and the anon happened. It REALLY sounds like anon directed his comment at the guy who had the HDD failure.
#8 - i reached my bone meal, what now?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/18/2014 on Too Warm, Too Cold +1
#15 - justapubbie (06/19/2014) [-]
Well, if you're still hot, try wearing ice.
#8 - please someone know and remember this 06/18/2014 on [insert horrified comment] 0
#5 - then why do games GIVE me the urge to **** … 06/18/2014 on as all true geniuses know 0
#7 - milk cows arent butchered. their usefulness is too great alive… 06/18/2014 on Ronald McDonald +2
#5 - im voting for voodoo 06/18/2014 on Ronald McDonald 0
#16 - i call bs 06/18/2014 on nofap 0
#8 - my jimmes are obliterated 06/18/2014 on when you drop you toast... 0
#14 - his skin only became darker after obama became president  [+] (2 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Languages +30
User avatar #57 - kilotech (06/18/2014) [-]
if you go to the old comics she says in a description "America will now be tanned to represent the Latino and black immigrants"
#28 - anonymous (06/18/2014) [-]
also, Humon drew this comic in a slightly minimalist style
#3 - on a unrelated note, beef is actually some of the most expensi…  [+] (5 new replies) 06/18/2014 on Ronald McDonald 0
#6 - anonymous (06/18/2014) [-]
its not like you are getting any other products from the cow during its life...
oh wait
User avatar #7 - achphoenix (06/18/2014) [-]
milk cows arent butchered. their usefulness is too great alive, and when they reach the age where they cant produce milk, their meat is in a very very poor state.
Only males or excess not milking cows are slaughtered.
User avatar #4 - xplosevdiarrhea (06/18/2014) [-]
So they make less per cow, but have more cows? Or does McDonalds do vodoo to make their burgers so cheap.
User avatar #9 - Abortedwafflez (06/18/2014) [-]
Definitely voodoo. They use this meat paste stuff that isn't all necessarily beef but can be stored for long periods of time.
User avatar #5 - achphoenix (06/18/2014) [-]
im voting for voodoo
#31 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 06/16/2014 on A match made in heaven -3
User avatar #69 - MysticTomatoe (06/16/2014) [-]
you are not seriously believing that are you?
#111 - fastest dark souls speed run is 29 minutes and 47 seconds. or …  [+] (2 new replies) 06/16/2014 on Just Skyrim Things 0
User avatar #112 - theugandanhero (06/16/2014) [-]
Again, damn.
User avatar #118 - darthblam (06/16/2014) [-]
That 29 minute takes advantage of bugs, like rolling at the speed of light, running through the world itself, and 1-shotting bosses.
#78 - actually didnt know you could parry him the first time i fough… 06/16/2014 on Dark Souls Whips +2
#40 - pretty much everywhere except the head. he has bleeden liters …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2014 on Batman vs superman who will... 0
User avatar #41 - thechosentroll (06/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, rule of comics - if it's not a shot to the head or heart, it's survivable. No one important ever dies from bloodloss.
#37 - he has been shot several times.  [+] (3 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Batman vs superman who will... 0
User avatar #38 - thechosentroll (06/14/2014) [-]
In the shoulder or some other non-life threatening spot, I presume.
User avatar #40 - achphoenix (06/15/2014) [-]
pretty much everywhere except the head. he has bleeden liters from a stomach bullet wound alone.
User avatar #41 - thechosentroll (06/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, rule of comics - if it's not a shot to the head or heart, it's survivable. No one important ever dies from bloodloss.
#32 - Yes superman can do whatever he wants, he has all the power. w… 06/14/2014 on Batman vs superman who will... 0
#183 - actually we do 06/14/2014 on Real Life Racial Abilities -2
#23 - batman has said himself that he is not always prepared and tha…  [+] (7 new replies) 06/14/2014 on Batman vs superman who will... 0
User avatar #34 - thechosentroll (06/14/2014) [-]
See, that's why I dislike the fucker. He ALWAYS has a chance to retreat, rethink shit and come up with a bullshit way to win. You know what criminals would do in real life? Shoot his ass. Why does no one ever just shoot him? Let's see him think of a brilliant plan with a couple of holes in his skull.
User avatar #37 - achphoenix (06/14/2014) [-]
he has been shot several times.
User avatar #38 - thechosentroll (06/14/2014) [-]
In the shoulder or some other non-life threatening spot, I presume.
User avatar #40 - achphoenix (06/15/2014) [-]
pretty much everywhere except the head. he has bleeden liters from a stomach bullet wound alone.
User avatar #41 - thechosentroll (06/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, rule of comics - if it's not a shot to the head or heart, it's survivable. No one important ever dies from bloodloss.
User avatar #25 - yunogasaii (06/14/2014) [-]
What stops Superman from just finding his location and killing him? Batman's only a human (without any real powers other than money), he can't do much. Superman is practically a god whose only real weakness is kryptonite. Sure, Batman could use his time to, say, amass an arsenal of various kryptonite weaponry and so forth, but like I said, Superman can pretty much do anything he wants.
User avatar #32 - achphoenix (06/14/2014) [-]
Yes superman can do whatever he wants, he has all the power. what comes into play here, is mentality.

"If he wanted to, he could just use his superspeed and crush me into the concrete, right then and there. But he dosnt, because deep deep down, Clark is a good person, and deep deep down, im not." -Bruce Wayne.
#29 - WE WILL WE WILL ROCK YOU! 06/14/2014 on You heard this gif 0
#155 - i read it on the internet... it MUST be true 06/14/2014 on Trailer in comments 0
#73 - nordic: +25 starting gold +15% cold resistance … 06/13/2014 on Real Life Racial Abilities +2
#42 - The illusion is being maintained by dark sun gwyndolin. …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/13/2014 on Distraction tits! +1
#44 - newdevyx (06/13/2014) [-]
Aww yiss!
#40 - be wary of gorgeous view  [+] (7 new replies) 06/13/2014 on Distraction tits! +2
User avatar #48 - pulluspardus (06/13/2014) [-]
Amazing Chest Ahead.
#46 - newdevyx (06/13/2014) [-]
#41 - newdevyx (06/13/2014) [-]
Major spoiler: To bad she's an illusion. I'm not sure if she ever was a real person, but it doesn't even matter if she'd be dead. He's willing to sacrifice his father for an immense power.
User avatar #45 - tylosaurus (06/13/2014) [-]
She's indeed an illusion there, but she did exist and there are rumors that she actually fled to Drangleic (Heide's tower of flames).
#43 - newdevyx (06/13/2014) [-]
Aww yiss! I found out she is a real person in the lore, but is elsewhere.
#42 - achphoenix (06/13/2014) [-]
The illusion is being maintained by dark sun gwyndolin. but gwynevere is alive and well, just somewhere else, somewhere safe.
#44 - newdevyx (06/13/2014) [-]
Aww yiss!
#188 - the guy looks so fake 06/13/2014 on Nerd Couple 0
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#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
User avatar #36 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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