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#35 - Picture 06/10/2014 on There can only be one. +2
#34 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2014 on There can only be one. +2
#98 - sweetellie (06/10/2014) [-]
#99 - sweetellie (06/10/2014) [-]
#72 - pepsi?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2014 on The reason for height limits 0
#82 - ecinev (06/08/2014) [-]
100% pepsi.... no 5-alive at all
#85 - crowd (06/08/2014) [-]
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actually is 7-up
#22 - Picture 06/08/2014 on Jaden +65
#164 - 2 is so hot 06/08/2014 on Whaling 0
#40 - alrighty then 06/08/2014 on welcome to the internet 0
#105 - should i try pyro or sorceror build in dark souls 1? 06/08/2014 on The magic ball 0
#37 - the map?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/08/2014 on welcome to the internet 0
User avatar #39 - caffeinecommissar (06/08/2014) [-]
So you've failed to notice that Iceland is part of Scandinavia on the map, and that I said in the spoilered text that I think Finland and Scandinavia should be merged?

Never mind that I didn't make the map myself.
#40 - achphoenix (06/08/2014) [-]
alrighty then
#35 - nordic countries are also finland and iceland. bummer again.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/08/2014 on welcome to the internet 0
#36 - caffeinecommissar (06/08/2014) [-]
Did I somehow imply that these countries does not belong to a new re-unified Scandinavia?
User avatar #37 - achphoenix (06/08/2014) [-]
the map?
User avatar #39 - caffeinecommissar (06/08/2014) [-]
So you've failed to notice that Iceland is part of Scandinavia on the map, and that I said in the spoilered text that I think Finland and Scandinavia should be merged?

Never mind that I didn't make the map myself.
#40 - achphoenix (06/08/2014) [-]
alrighty then
#34 - to be fair, southern ireland isnt a part of united kingdom either. 06/08/2014 on welcome to the internet 0
#19 - does it accept checks? 06/08/2014 on Cash OR Credit? 0
#98 - 3-4 counter attacks and you are golden. takes some practive an… 06/08/2014 on Played Dark Souls Recently 0
#93 - GET YOUR ASSES TO ORNSTEIN AND SMOUGH SO I CAN GET SUNLIGHT ME… 06/08/2014 on Played Dark Souls Recently 0
#92 - true, they are slow and predictable, but people underestimate … 06/08/2014 on Played Dark Souls Recently 0
#91 - i was just there yesterday... **** them... really... 06/08/2014 on Played Dark Souls Recently 0
#90 - try fighting him with a spear... useless... 06/08/2014 on Played Dark Souls Recently 0
#1986 - cool 06/07/2014 on Your new penis 0
#1985 - **achphoenix rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2014 on Your new penis 0
User avatar #1986 - achphoenix (06/07/2014) [-]
cool
#22 - neither 06/05/2014 on Which are you? 0
#3 - did you have to... 06/05/2014 on Super Hugs!! +1
#8 - i will praise the sun on my pc thank you very much  [+] (1 new reply) 06/05/2014 on FJ Right Now -1
#14 - derpwolf (06/05/2014) [-]
#58 - left 06/05/2014 on left, middle or right? 0
#3861 - **achphoenix rolled image ** 06/05/2014 on What you got arrested for 0
#21 - it is said, that it descended from the heavens, as a sign from god.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/04/2014 on vikings take a little of... +2
User avatar #22 - buriedstpatrick (06/04/2014) [-]
Which of course is true in every way.
#39 - johnas (06/04/2014) [-]
Ofc it is, we danes are the master race.
#18 - would you look at that blue cross in the middle...  [+] (7 new replies) 06/04/2014 on vikings take a little of... +12
#26 - anonymous (06/04/2014) [-]
Swedish flag is second oldest in the world
#38 - tjilaz (06/04/2014) [-]
Well guess which is the oldest?? Dannebrog (the danish flag)
User avatar #30 - gabemczombie (06/04/2014) [-]
Orly?
User avatar #19 - buriedstpatrick (06/04/2014) [-]
Also, Dannebrog came first.
User avatar #21 - achphoenix (06/04/2014) [-]
it is said, that it descended from the heavens, as a sign from god.
User avatar #22 - buriedstpatrick (06/04/2014) [-]
Which of course is true in every way.
#39 - johnas (06/04/2014) [-]
Ofc it is, we danes are the master race.
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#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
User avatar #36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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