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#65 - ah, almost forgot about him, nice catch 06/26/2014 on Dark Souls 2 in a nutshell 0
#22 - guy on the right?  [+] (2 new replies) 06/26/2014 on Dark Souls 2 in a nutshell 0
#31 - moorgar (06/26/2014) [-]
i would say it is the crestfallen warrior from firelink shrine
User avatar #65 - achphoenix (06/26/2014) [-]
ah, almost forgot about him, nice catch
#83 - 1. i dont take any medicine either, the closest i do is drink …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/25/2014 on When You're Feeling Down +2
User avatar #85 - icefried (06/25/2014) [-]
You don't have to smoke it at all if you don't want to.
Edibles are easy enough to make, and vaporizers.. you guessed it vaporize the thc so you're just breathing in vapor, many people who are like you and against smoking use them, though they are a bit more expensive.
You can even make tea.
And as far as getting some, just ask around. It's literally that easy. Hell, ask your friends, even if none of them partake they at least know someone who does who can hook you up.

I know how debilitating insomnia can be, you should at least try to treat it. And all the hippy bullshit aside praising weed as a plant that can cure cancer and crap like that, it really is a wonderful solution for insomnia that has negligible (if any) side effects as opposed to perscribed sleeping drugs which are far more dangerous.

It's up to you. Do a bit of research with an open mind. If you have a serious problem with insomnia it might help you out a lot.
#74 - no... 06/25/2014 on It's spherical! SPHERICAL! -2
#80 - up and awake are very different  [+] (3 new replies) 06/25/2014 on When You're Feeling Down +1
User avatar #82 - icefried (06/25/2014) [-]
True.
All the more reason to remedy yourself. I don't understand the aversion people have with marijuana, especially in cases where it's an obvious fix for some pretty serious problems like insomnia, but are perfectly willing to gorge themselves on medicine which destroys their liver, intestines and who knows what else. (Hooray for social stigmas!)
You don't have to be a stoner for fucks sake, it can be used medicinally in the truest sense of the word.
User avatar #83 - achphoenix (06/25/2014) [-]
1. i dont take any medicine either, the closest i do is drink tea...
2. i have never smoked
3. i have no idea where to aquire it out here on the country in denmark.
4. i really dont want to smoke.
User avatar #85 - icefried (06/25/2014) [-]
You don't have to smoke it at all if you don't want to.
Edibles are easy enough to make, and vaporizers.. you guessed it vaporize the thc so you're just breathing in vapor, many people who are like you and against smoking use them, though they are a bit more expensive.
You can even make tea.
And as far as getting some, just ask around. It's literally that easy. Hell, ask your friends, even if none of them partake they at least know someone who does who can hook you up.

I know how debilitating insomnia can be, you should at least try to treat it. And all the hippy bullshit aside praising weed as a plant that can cure cancer and crap like that, it really is a wonderful solution for insomnia that has negligible (if any) side effects as opposed to perscribed sleeping drugs which are far more dangerous.

It's up to you. Do a bit of research with an open mind. If you have a serious problem with insomnia it might help you out a lot.
#77 - no thank you  [+] (5 new replies) 06/25/2014 on When You're Feeling Down 0
#79 - anonymous (06/25/2014) [-]
Well, enjoy staying up all night then.
User avatar #80 - achphoenix (06/25/2014) [-]
up and awake are very different
User avatar #82 - icefried (06/25/2014) [-]
True.
All the more reason to remedy yourself. I don't understand the aversion people have with marijuana, especially in cases where it's an obvious fix for some pretty serious problems like insomnia, but are perfectly willing to gorge themselves on medicine which destroys their liver, intestines and who knows what else. (Hooray for social stigmas!)
You don't have to be a stoner for fucks sake, it can be used medicinally in the truest sense of the word.
User avatar #83 - achphoenix (06/25/2014) [-]
1. i dont take any medicine either, the closest i do is drink tea...
2. i have never smoked
3. i have no idea where to aquire it out here on the country in denmark.
4. i really dont want to smoke.
User avatar #85 - icefried (06/25/2014) [-]
You don't have to smoke it at all if you don't want to.
Edibles are easy enough to make, and vaporizers.. you guessed it vaporize the thc so you're just breathing in vapor, many people who are like you and against smoking use them, though they are a bit more expensive.
You can even make tea.
And as far as getting some, just ask around. It's literally that easy. Hell, ask your friends, even if none of them partake they at least know someone who does who can hook you up.

I know how debilitating insomnia can be, you should at least try to treat it. And all the hippy bullshit aside praising weed as a plant that can cure cancer and crap like that, it really is a wonderful solution for insomnia that has negligible (if any) side effects as opposed to perscribed sleeping drugs which are far more dangerous.

It's up to you. Do a bit of research with an open mind. If you have a serious problem with insomnia it might help you out a lot.
#75 - mfw insomnia no matter what  [+] (10 new replies) 06/25/2014 on When You're Feeling Down 0
#78 - anonymous (06/25/2014) [-]
Also don't say 'mfw' without a picture, fag.
User avatar #89 - mayhemlogic (06/25/2014) [-]
This advice coming from an anonymous user with no picture to tell if you are really human... I'm on to you SKYNETTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #99 - arkamedies (06/25/2014) [-]
summer is here
#76 - anonymous (06/25/2014) [-]
there's remedies for that too.
User avatar #77 - achphoenix (06/25/2014) [-]
no thank you
#79 - anonymous (06/25/2014) [-]
Well, enjoy staying up all night then.
User avatar #80 - achphoenix (06/25/2014) [-]
up and awake are very different
User avatar #82 - icefried (06/25/2014) [-]
True.
All the more reason to remedy yourself. I don't understand the aversion people have with marijuana, especially in cases where it's an obvious fix for some pretty serious problems like insomnia, but are perfectly willing to gorge themselves on medicine which destroys their liver, intestines and who knows what else. (Hooray for social stigmas!)
You don't have to be a stoner for fucks sake, it can be used medicinally in the truest sense of the word.
User avatar #83 - achphoenix (06/25/2014) [-]
1. i dont take any medicine either, the closest i do is drink tea...
2. i have never smoked
3. i have no idea where to aquire it out here on the country in denmark.
4. i really dont want to smoke.
User avatar #85 - icefried (06/25/2014) [-]
You don't have to smoke it at all if you don't want to.
Edibles are easy enough to make, and vaporizers.. you guessed it vaporize the thc so you're just breathing in vapor, many people who are like you and against smoking use them, though they are a bit more expensive.
You can even make tea.
And as far as getting some, just ask around. It's literally that easy. Hell, ask your friends, even if none of them partake they at least know someone who does who can hook you up.

I know how debilitating insomnia can be, you should at least try to treat it. And all the hippy bullshit aside praising weed as a plant that can cure cancer and crap like that, it really is a wonderful solution for insomnia that has negligible (if any) side effects as opposed to perscribed sleeping drugs which are far more dangerous.

It's up to you. Do a bit of research with an open mind. If you have a serious problem with insomnia it might help you out a lot.
#18 - anyone else have problems with lag stabbers in township? 06/23/2014 on Git gud faggit 0
#257 - plasma tv? 06/22/2014 on oh the horror 0
#256 - its all dubbed!? SWEET! then i dont have to wait that long! no… 06/22/2014 on oh the horror +1
#74 - im not playing skate... win 06/22/2014 on photosynthesis +2
#27 - that is, however, not unusual 06/21/2014 on Skyrim Mods Comp Pt 2 +2
#10 - because you can still be a good person without god 06/21/2014 on Atheists in a nutshell 0
#16 - and im just here... still pvp´ing in oolacile township 06/21/2014 on >Invading in Dark Souls 2 0
#10 - denmark here: 1 hour south and im in germany. 3 east im in swe… 06/20/2014 on australia 0
#7 - redskin, Chinese, ********* , shrek, redguard, nel… 06/20/2014 on Mead +5
#433 - hmm, not quite, although i like the idea. But chaos and underw… 06/20/2014 on genderswap 0
#44 - 60fps is objectively. no no listen. objectively better looking… 06/19/2014 on Item 60 0
#41 - The bitmap mousing, GUI system from xerox parc. The white, sle… 06/19/2014 on Finally some true OC +1
#92 - Picture 06/19/2014 on The Silence of The Lambs... +1
#91 - even though i have seen all the episodes, i still prefer think… 06/19/2014 on The Silence of The Lambs... +1
#3 - truth hurts 06/19/2014 on Title +1
#17 - Pride. Vanity. 06/19/2014 on fat vs fit -1
#5 - because indoctrination 06/19/2014 on (untitled) +10
#4 - #SteveJobs  [+] (3 new replies) 06/19/2014 on Finally some true OC +40
#35 - vorpike (06/19/2014) [-]
**vorpike rolled image**
actually it was bill gates...
who stole job's lisa and some college student's windows os
#32 - pollepolle (06/19/2014) [-]
excuse my ignorance, but what exactly did Steve Jobs steal?
User avatar #41 - achphoenix (06/19/2014) [-]
The bitmap mousing, GUI system from xerox parc. The white, sleek design from Braun(he even instructed his early apple employees to make it like that, by name). a small one but still: He saw that Wozniak´s machines were awesome and then wanted to sell them and get money himself. Wozniak agreed to it himself, yes, but lets be honest, Jobs did no work and got money for Woz´ work.
Even his slogan: "Stay hungry, stay foolish." he got from a magazine he used to read.
I could remember more if i could be asked to pick up his book again where he admits a lot of his immoralities.
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#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
#66 to #65 - achphoenix ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
dig igen?
User avatar #36 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon ONLINE (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix ONLINE (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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