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#23 - why cant we just form a nordic union and reign supreme?  [+] (6 new replies) 05/23/2014 on Living in Denmark 0
User avatar #26 - nomisdk (05/23/2014) [-]
becus most of the nordic hates sweden. So we can do it just without sweden
User avatar #27 - spokig (05/23/2014) [-]
Cute dreamworld you´re living in.. silly Norwegians thinking they got power.
User avatar #29 - nomisdk (05/23/2014) [-]
i ain't form norway dummey
User avatar #32 - spokig (05/23/2014) [-]
From*

Norway, Denmark dosent matter you are just our little monkeys we go to look at to laugh
User avatar #34 - sickopuppy (05/23/2014) [-]
im from norway, we're the best (if you exclude everything south of the DOVRE mountain
#33 - nomisdk (05/23/2014) [-]
at lest we have lego
#167 - jessica elwood  [+] (2 new replies) 05/23/2014 on anatomy 0
User avatar #183 - leonhardt (05/23/2014) [-]
Best furry porn.
User avatar #180 - afrodemon (05/23/2014) [-]
man in disquise
#7 - discovery channel between breaks  [+] (1 new reply) 05/23/2014 on Solar sistem 0
User avatar #15 - flamingbananas (05/23/2014) [-]
thanks
#6 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 05/22/2014 on When people argue about... +3
#12 - doktorwhat (05/23/2014) [-]
dayum, phanaict knows how to troll
#7 - avliam (05/22/2014) [-]
he's not serious he's trying to fill the big lubey hole phanact left so thumb up everything he posts and he'll go away.
#7 - bitch please 05/22/2014 on A very well-done villain 0
#4 - Visual Studio 2013 please?  [+] (7 new replies) 05/22/2014 on When people argue about... +1
#9 - anonymous (05/23/2014) [-]
To be fair visual studios is confusing as fuck to work with, I prefer just to use Quartus
User avatar #5 - phanaict (05/22/2014) [-]
if it isnt on mac, then it isnt required
User avatar #22 - grandmabetty (05/23/2014) [-]
you are gay
User avatar #25 - phanaict (05/23/2014) [-]
you take that back, i am a proud straight male who only rarely sucks penises
#6 - achphoenix (05/22/2014) [-]
#12 - doktorwhat (05/23/2014) [-]
dayum, phanaict knows how to troll
#7 - avliam (05/22/2014) [-]
he's not serious he's trying to fill the big lubey hole phanact left so thumb up everything he posts and he'll go away.
#38 - no 05/22/2014 on Which is your choice? 0
#905 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 05/22/2014 on FJ will shut down in 1 week 0
#907 - axxein (05/22/2014) [-]
#900 - He said male AND straight <.< but ok :3  [+] (3 new replies) 05/22/2014 on FJ will shut down in 1 week 0
#902 - axxein (05/22/2014) [-]
Wonderful.
#905 - achphoenix (05/22/2014) [-]
#907 - axxein (05/22/2014) [-]
#32 - hulk stirring that drink back there 05/22/2014 on Villains +4
#893 - that does not concern me  [+] (5 new replies) 05/22/2014 on FJ will shut down in 1 week +1
User avatar #899 - axxein (05/22/2014) [-]
Quick! Will you be my girlfriend?! FJ is doomed otherwise.

And im not ashamed to admite it.
User avatar #900 - achphoenix (05/22/2014) [-]
He said male AND straight <.< but ok :3
#902 - axxein (05/22/2014) [-]
Wonderful.
#905 - achphoenix (05/22/2014) [-]
#907 - axxein (05/22/2014) [-]
#143 - magic resist all the way 05/21/2014 on Orc 0
#119 - Picture 05/20/2014 on HAVE AT THEE 0
#2 - cancer 05/19/2014 on Dedication 0
#4 - serves him right 05/19/2014 on (untitled) 0
#48 - you should go to denmark 05/19/2014 on F The Police +4
#184 - hfw modern feminism 05/19/2014 on Camille Paglia everyone +1
#68 - cant, not sold in my country  [+] (4 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Tesla Myth Buster 0
User avatar #69 - thascomrad (05/16/2014) [-]
Go to USA, buy a tesla, ship it back to your country, reregister it in to your countrys register.
Problem solved
User avatar #71 - mion (05/16/2014) [-]
If there aren't any tesla cars sold, I kinda doubt there are too many public charging stations, which is the reason I wouldn't buy one. Imagine you're travelling across the country, need to stop and the gas station you have to stop at doesn't have a fucking recharge station.

Holy shit, I'd be pissed.

Also, I was assuming that Tesla cars are those cars running on electricity rather than running on oil/fuel/w/e
User avatar #82 - thascomrad (05/16/2014) [-]
You can charge it in your garage
#73 - anonymous (05/16/2014) [-]
I imagine you would be able to find an outlet
#66 - i live on the country, an electric car would still be better f…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Tesla Myth Buster 0
User avatar #67 - thascomrad (05/16/2014) [-]
Buy a tesla then
User avatar #68 - achphoenix (05/16/2014) [-]
cant, not sold in my country
User avatar #69 - thascomrad (05/16/2014) [-]
Go to USA, buy a tesla, ship it back to your country, reregister it in to your countrys register.
Problem solved
User avatar #71 - mion (05/16/2014) [-]
If there aren't any tesla cars sold, I kinda doubt there are too many public charging stations, which is the reason I wouldn't buy one. Imagine you're travelling across the country, need to stop and the gas station you have to stop at doesn't have a fucking recharge station.

Holy shit, I'd be pissed.

Also, I was assuming that Tesla cars are those cars running on electricity rather than running on oil/fuel/w/e
User avatar #82 - thascomrad (05/16/2014) [-]
You can charge it in your garage
#73 - anonymous (05/16/2014) [-]
I imagine you would be able to find an outlet
#15 - he is cute 05/16/2014 on Another ridiculous double... 0
#64 - range dosnt matter that much, since it can just charge wheneve…  [+] (8 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Tesla Myth Buster 0
User avatar #65 - thascomrad (05/16/2014) [-]
Range matter alot to me since I have a long way to anywere. And no, the batteries takes forever to charge.
Yepp, I can agree that the tesla is great for those who live in large citys like New York and San Francisco
User avatar #66 - achphoenix (05/16/2014) [-]
i live on the country, an electric car would still be better for me in every way.
User avatar #67 - thascomrad (05/16/2014) [-]
Buy a tesla then
User avatar #68 - achphoenix (05/16/2014) [-]
cant, not sold in my country
User avatar #69 - thascomrad (05/16/2014) [-]
Go to USA, buy a tesla, ship it back to your country, reregister it in to your countrys register.
Problem solved
User avatar #71 - mion (05/16/2014) [-]
If there aren't any tesla cars sold, I kinda doubt there are too many public charging stations, which is the reason I wouldn't buy one. Imagine you're travelling across the country, need to stop and the gas station you have to stop at doesn't have a fucking recharge station.

Holy shit, I'd be pissed.

Also, I was assuming that Tesla cars are those cars running on electricity rather than running on oil/fuel/w/e
User avatar #82 - thascomrad (05/16/2014) [-]
You can charge it in your garage
#73 - anonymous (05/16/2014) [-]
I imagine you would be able to find an outlet
#60 - why?  [+] (14 new replies) 05/16/2014 on Tesla Myth Buster 0
User avatar #63 - thascomrad (05/16/2014) [-]
because its 10 times better in all the ways that mater to me.
I can drive further and when I run out of diesel, it takes 1 minute to fill upp. While a eletric car takes around 10 hours to recharge and has a shorter range.
Sounds better
If the engine breaks I can fix it.
And diesel smoke is awsome
#72 - dedaluminus (05/16/2014) [-]
I was with you right up to the last line. You're probably one of those assholes that would tune their diesel to belch every time you downshift. It's not cool, it's not badass, everyone else just (rightly) thinks you're a cunt.
User avatar #84 - thascomrad (05/16/2014) [-]
Yeah I like to turn streets black with diesel smoke.
You're probably the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
#85 - dedaluminus (05/16/2014) [-]
I always give a reacharound, if the situation calls for it
#108 - thascomrad (05/16/2014) [-]
Thats nice of you
User avatar #64 - achphoenix (05/16/2014) [-]
range dosnt matter that much, since it can just charge whenever it stands still by your house. and it should only take about 20 minutes to recharge.
but hey, your choice.
User avatar #65 - thascomrad (05/16/2014) [-]
Range matter alot to me since I have a long way to anywere. And no, the batteries takes forever to charge.
Yepp, I can agree that the tesla is great for those who live in large citys like New York and San Francisco
User avatar #66 - achphoenix (05/16/2014) [-]
i live on the country, an electric car would still be better for me in every way.
User avatar #67 - thascomrad (05/16/2014) [-]
Buy a tesla then
User avatar #68 - achphoenix (05/16/2014) [-]
cant, not sold in my country
User avatar #69 - thascomrad (05/16/2014) [-]
Go to USA, buy a tesla, ship it back to your country, reregister it in to your countrys register.
Problem solved
User avatar #71 - mion (05/16/2014) [-]
If there aren't any tesla cars sold, I kinda doubt there are too many public charging stations, which is the reason I wouldn't buy one. Imagine you're travelling across the country, need to stop and the gas station you have to stop at doesn't have a fucking recharge station.

Holy shit, I'd be pissed.

Also, I was assuming that Tesla cars are those cars running on electricity rather than running on oil/fuel/w/e
User avatar #82 - thascomrad (05/16/2014) [-]
You can charge it in your garage
#73 - anonymous (05/16/2014) [-]
I imagine you would be able to find an outlet
#3 - Picture 05/14/2014 on the suffering of /lgbt 0
#18 - vanilla players will be sad  [+] (3 new replies) 05/14/2014 on (untitled) 0
User avatar #19 - killthebilly (05/14/2014) [-]
yea, i know. I played in Vanilla myself, but Wrath had more players than Vanilla
User avatar #20 - ganto (05/14/2014) [-]
You could equip Ashbringer in vanilla... Therefore it is more iconic
User avatar #21 - killthebilly (05/15/2014) [-]
sure, you could equip it, but that doesn't make it more iconic m8.

Frostmourne was the icon, along with the helmet, for the WoW-expansion that had the most players.

Ashbringer was iconic, but not the only icon, in Vanilla.

Either way, both should be featured, if any of them are featured.
#30 - let me love you 05/14/2014 on Mama Puff +2
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#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
User avatar #36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#35 - ihatethings (11/22/2013) [-]
Nigger
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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