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#211 - there is no pain in a swift death 09/03/2014 on #justgamerjournothings +1
#2 - **** you, love hannibal 09/02/2014 on The doctor will see you now 0
#12 - here, have this 09/02/2014 on Maximum Overload 0
#7 - old english when referring to nordic gods? doubt level 9001 09/01/2014 on week -1
#9 - its also the armor you are wearing in the menu with gestures. … 09/01/2014 on Dark Souls 2 vs Dark Souls 1 +1
#17 - sharks. 5 kills a year. so scary 09/01/2014 on What +8
#670 - 1. a twin 2. a Volkswagen 3. a bow and arrow set 08/31/2014 on Wishes +1
#9 - i was told there would be Tom Felton 08/30/2014 on if harry potter was in the... +6
#10 - Gwyndolin: "im actually a boy!" Gwyn: "… 08/30/2014 on Kindling the flame +6
#4 - without this orb we wouldnt be. He is the All-Father. 08/29/2014 on Praise the sun +69
#19 - ofc it is dear  [+] (1 new reply) 08/28/2014 on When season 4 comes out +1
User avatar #20 - levvy (08/28/2014) [-]
>dear
#69 - **achphoenix rolls 9** 08/28/2014 on The knights 0
#17 - still not anime  [+] (4 new replies) 08/28/2014 on When season 4 comes out +1
User avatar #27 - mrwalkerfour (08/28/2014) [-]
its classed as anime influenced. its look and story is very anime-like
#18 - levvy (08/28/2014) [-]
It is you retard
#19 - achphoenix (08/28/2014) [-]
ofc it is dear
User avatar #20 - levvy (08/28/2014) [-]
>dear
#25 - CD = 700mb DVD = 4.7 GB simple 08/28/2014 on Description +16
#160 - thanks mr. skeltal 08/27/2014 on Games Journalism +5
#19 - the law dosnt care about right or wrong  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2014 on SJW or bust. 0
User avatar #20 - dangler (08/27/2014) [-]
Again, it is wrong. Horribly wrong. But it is not at all rape.

dictionary.reference.com/browse/Rape?s=t
#17 - from her boyfriends point of view, his consent to sex was void…  [+] (14 new replies) 08/27/2014 on SJW or bust. 0
User avatar #18 - dangler (08/27/2014) [-]
Have fun telling that to a judge. You can't just "void consent"; that's like buying a coffee and demanding the store give you a refund while letting you keep the coffee because it was too bitter. The coffee store doesn't owe you shit and you already purchased the coffee. It sounds a lot like the whole "I was drunk and I take back wanting to have sex with you so you raped me" shit. It's his own damn fault for fucking a slut. Sure it was horribly wrong for her to do that, and perchance illegal in some places, but it was most definitely not rape, as far as the law is concerned.
User avatar #33 - ericzxvc (08/27/2014) [-]
Yes it is rape, people are charged for rape for so many different reasons. It is rape if the person is under 18, it is rape if the person has power over the other, it is rape if one party is too drunk to give consent. Rape in our society has become any time when somebody does not give consent or is judged as unable to give consent, and given this definition that we have developed this situation falls quite easily into the category of rape.
User avatar #124 - dangler (08/27/2014) [-]
noun
1.
the unlawful compelling of a person through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse.
2.
any act of sexual intercourse that is forced upon a person.
3.
statutory rape.

There was no force or duress used in fucking him. It was entirely consensual regardless of whether or not he knew about her whoring around. You cannot retroactively rape a person.
User avatar #210 - drololol (08/27/2014) [-]
They had a legal agreement that is she slept with others while dating him, the sex they had after she cheated on him would count as rape. We are not talking about rape itself, we are talking about this specific case and the agreement they had.

Any sexual act between them after she cheated on him will count as rape in front of a jury.
User avatar #214 - dangler (08/27/2014) [-]
I don't believe that was a legal agreement. That's just what she said about rape. I can't think of anyone who sets up a legal contract in regards to things like rape when they begin dating anyone.
User avatar #221 - drololol (08/27/2014) [-]
I saw it at #15. He said it was in case she gave him any STD after cheating, so he could have a legal backup to sue her.
#201 - anonymous (08/27/2014) [-]
But women can retroactively remove consent. They do it all the time.
User avatar #29 - drololol (08/27/2014) [-]
"I was drunk and I take back wanting to have sex with you so you raped me"

In my country that is rape. And doesn't matter if you are dating someone, if you don't want to have sex with that person but you are forced to do it, it counts as rape.
User avatar #131 - dangler (08/27/2014) [-]
So what if both parties were drunk? Or no one was drunk? If someone just said retroactively that they didn't want the sex to which they had consented (id est: regretted the sex they had), they can just say it was rape? That is ridiculous. I am sick and goddamn tired of actual rape being trivialized and being compared to poor decision-making.
I'm not saying that a guy taking advantage of an intoxicated/unconscious girl is not rape; I'm saying that any sexual intercourse that is consensual by both parties upon the time of the intercourse itself wherein no force or duress was used in order for both parties to come to the point of consent, and both parties are of age, it is not rape.
User avatar #206 - drololol (08/27/2014) [-]
Take a look at what #15 said. Maybe you'll change your mind in this particular case.
User avatar #218 - dangler (08/27/2014) [-]
Show me the legal document that says that and I will admit that she is a rapist (by some bass-ackwards legality, not in my own opinion nor by the objective definition of rape).
User avatar #220 - drololol (08/27/2014) [-]
I don't have it, if you need that kind of info maybe #15 has some. He was the one talking about a legal agreement, in case she gave him any STD after fucking others.
User avatar #19 - achphoenix (08/27/2014) [-]
the law dosnt care about right or wrong
User avatar #20 - dangler (08/27/2014) [-]
Again, it is wrong. Horribly wrong. But it is not at all rape.

dictionary.reference.com/browse/Rape?s=t
#169 - mfw slowly turning 110% homo 08/26/2014 on Feminazi story part 2 plus... +1
#52 - cant we just agree that smite uses Deities? not gods or half g… 08/25/2014 on What power would he have? 0
#2 - Glorious Great Firewall of China. 08/25/2014 on Sweet! 0
#26 - indeed. ******** on our creative freedom  [+] (3 new replies) 08/25/2014 on What power would he have? 0
#148 - plasticcup (08/26/2014) [-]
Okay I'm christian (hardcore one too)

i play smite and i would say Jesus would make a bloody awesome god.

It's just the uptight fuckers who are always offended on someone else' behalf.
honestly it doesn't hinder any religion at all and it pisses me off, we could have alot more god variety like the Japanese, Muslim, HECK even the christian god from the Phillipino Church. (literally a complete hidden spirit or entity)
User avatar #51 - crosknight (08/25/2014) [-]
theres always people who bitch about stuff not worth bitching about.
User avatar #27 - bulwark (08/25/2014) [-]
Or just freedom in general... Oh well, that's what you get for "One nation, under god"
#24 - >nowadays  [+] (5 new replies) 08/25/2014 on What power would he have? +6
User avatar #25 - bulwark (08/25/2014) [-]
Myea, I change my statement to "All the time"
#26 - achphoenix (08/25/2014) [-]
indeed. shitting on our creative freedom
#148 - plasticcup (08/26/2014) [-]
Okay I'm christian (hardcore one too)

i play smite and i would say Jesus would make a bloody awesome god.

It's just the uptight fuckers who are always offended on someone else' behalf.
honestly it doesn't hinder any religion at all and it pisses me off, we could have alot more god variety like the Japanese, Muslim, HECK even the christian god from the Phillipino Church. (literally a complete hidden spirit or entity)
User avatar #51 - crosknight (08/25/2014) [-]
theres always people who bitch about stuff not worth bitching about.
User avatar #27 - bulwark (08/25/2014) [-]
Or just freedom in general... Oh well, that's what you get for "One nation, under god"
#22 - its not gonna happen  [+] (7 new replies) 08/25/2014 on What power would he have? +5
User avatar #23 - bulwark (08/25/2014) [-]
Pft... seems like pissy religious nuts are the cause of much dissatisfaction nowadays
#24 - achphoenix (08/25/2014) [-]
>nowadays
User avatar #25 - bulwark (08/25/2014) [-]
Myea, I change my statement to "All the time"
#26 - achphoenix (08/25/2014) [-]
indeed. shitting on our creative freedom
#148 - plasticcup (08/26/2014) [-]
Okay I'm christian (hardcore one too)

i play smite and i would say Jesus would make a bloody awesome god.

It's just the uptight fuckers who are always offended on someone else' behalf.
honestly it doesn't hinder any religion at all and it pisses me off, we could have alot more god variety like the Japanese, Muslim, HECK even the christian god from the Phillipino Church. (literally a complete hidden spirit or entity)
User avatar #51 - crosknight (08/25/2014) [-]
theres always people who bitch about stuff not worth bitching about.
User avatar #27 - bulwark (08/25/2014) [-]
Or just freedom in general... Oh well, that's what you get for "One nation, under god"
#21 - im waiting for my jesus avengers  [+] (1 new reply) 08/25/2014 on What power would he have? +6
#28 - gonzoen (08/25/2014) [-]
Here, have this
#134 - Picture 08/25/2014 on MLG Mario (turn down volume) +1
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#70 - anonymous (11/03/2014) [-]
I'm the anon in the night
Guess who I am and win a prize
User avatar #71 to #70 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
whydoesthishappen?
#72 to #71 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Guess again
User avatar #73 to #72 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
grogorvic?
#74 to #73 - anonymous (11/04/2014) [-]
Have another guess
User avatar #75 to #74 - achphoenix (11/04/2014) [-]
christineline?
#76 to #75 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Okay, I will give you a hint
Think of a word that ends with vel
User avatar #77 to #76 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
level
#78 to #77 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
starts with a J
User avatar #79 to #78 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
cant think of any english words that will fit that description
#80 to #79 - anonymous (11/05/2014) [-]
Who says its and english word and not from the rest of europe?
User avatar #81 to #80 - achphoenix (11/05/2014) [-]
javel?
#82 to #81 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Yes, javel
now, name a specific type of javel
User avatar #83 to #82 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
javel sir?
#84 to #83 - anonymous (11/06/2014) [-]
Okay, time for another clue:
I tend to call you danskjavel
User avatar #85 to #84 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
Bäcke for helvete xD
User avatar #86 to #85 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
You have discovered my true identity xD
User avatar #87 to #86 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
a thousand curses and flæskesteg upon you xD
User avatar #88 to #87 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
A thousand? Pfft, going soft?
User avatar #89 to #88 - achphoenix (11/06/2014) [-]
im generous because i have gotten rid of stresses
User avatar #90 to #89 - becke (11/06/2014) [-]
Hurray, no more stress!
#67 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
Pølse
User avatar #68 to #67 - achphoenix (11/02/2014) [-]
flæskesteg
#69 to #68 - anonymous (11/02/2014) [-]
rullebør
#65 - chrisstineline (07/15/2014) [-]
Hejsa.
Hejsa.
User avatar #36 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon huggles ach**
User avatar #37 to #36 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix purrs** Hello dear, i have missed you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon kisses ach's cheek happily**

Sorry dear.
User avatar #39 to #38 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix sneaks his arm around warzon's lower back and draws him closer**

whatever have you been doing today, love?
User avatar #40 to #39 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to kiss ach lightly**

Not much I guess
User avatar #41 to #40 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
what gender should i imagine you as?
User avatar #42 to #41 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
Changeling.
User avatar #46 to #42 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix gently touched warz's forehead, before moving his hand down warz's face and placing it by his throat. achphoenix continued kissing warz with held back passion**

you' re here now and thats what matters
User avatar #47 to #46 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to purr gently hugging his neck warmly kissing him passionately**
User avatar #48 to #47 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix ended the kiss abruptly and bend down to bite warz in the neck, while his hands greedily caressed warz' carapace**
User avatar #49 to #48 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to gasp softly stroking down his sides very slowly**

Oh...~
User avatar #50 to #49 - achphoenix (11/29/2013) [-]
**achphoenix stops the bite to take a deep inhale of warz' scent, and moans thoroughly. achphoenix scratches his nails down warz' chest, stops, and firmly grabs warz' ass**
User avatar #51 to #50 - warzon (11/29/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to tremble sharply pressing up against him as warzy began to nibble his neck**
User avatar #52 to #51 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix let out a throaty moan and shivered. ach put his leg around warzy, while his hand searched between the changelings hindlegs **
User avatar #53 to #52 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to bite my lower lip as he felt both pair of equipment as the changeling squirms sharply**
User avatar #55 to #53 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix 's pleasure was becoming too immense, he had to confess. ach´s hand went to warzy's face and his mouth to his ear**

I want you. I need to have you.
User avatar #56 to #55 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
**warzon slowly began to whisper back somewhat shamed**

You know I get around...?
User avatar #57 to #56 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
**achphoenix looks confused at warzon**
User avatar #58 to #57 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
You do realize I get around A lot.
User avatar #64 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i only thought of this as harmless cybering... rp...
User avatar #62 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
please explain. please
User avatar #63 to #62 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
Sorry.
flirt and the next step
User avatar #61 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
what do you mean *get around a lot" ?
User avatar #59 to #58 - achphoenix (11/30/2013) [-]
i did not no
User avatar #60 to #59 - warzon (11/30/2013) [-]
...Sorry.
#14 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Hello
Hello
#15 to #14 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
Why hello there.
An unexpected visitor.
#16 to #15 - chrisstineline (11/04/2013) [-]
Yup -  jeg er et gigantisk creep!    
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
Yup - jeg er et gigantisk creep!
Origins challenge map? Hvor langt er du kommet?
#17 to #16 - achphoenix (11/04/2013) [-]
klaret alle combat med 3 stjerner. stealth senere...
and how did you?...
User avatar #18 to #17 - chrisstineline (11/05/2013) [-]
How did I what?
User avatar #19 to #18 - achphoenix (11/05/2013) [-]
know?
User avatar #20 to #19 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Magic n' stuff.
(du kommenterede noget på en no-fap november, hvor du sagde noget om Batman)
User avatar #21 to #20 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
hvem er du?
hvordan ved du også jeg er dansk?
User avatar #22 to #21 - chrisstineline (11/06/2013) [-]
Igen: Det skrev du også.
Noget med en "report from Denmark: Day four" osv.
User avatar #23 to #22 - achphoenix (11/06/2013) [-]
tænkte det nok
#24 to #23 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Så: Hvem er du?
Så: Hvem er du?
#25 to #24 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
en datamatiker studerende.
ti hi fnidder fnis
#26 to #25 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder ret fedt!    
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
Det lyder ret fedt!
Så en uni studerende dansk FJ-bruger. Thumbs up
#27 to #26 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
hvordan skulle jeg ellers miste min tid når jeg burde læse?
#28 to #27 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det er jo det.    
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
Det er jo det.
Men man kunne jo spille GTA eller Pokemáns.
#29 to #28 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
ingen af delene siger mig noget
ingen af delene siger mig noget
#31 to #30 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...   
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
har været syg siden tirsdag, så har fået så meget hygge ud af batman og hearthstone som jeg kan. alt andet kreativt jeg kunne lave er jeg ikke motiveret til når jeg er syg...
så jeg læser faktisk en del af mine lektier så jeg er godt med. så har jeg mere fritid når jeg har motivation.
User avatar #32 to #31 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Det lyder også rart - men Hearthstone?
Kører de ikke stadig med closed beta?
User avatar #33 to #32 - achphoenix (11/07/2013) [-]
Jo de gør
User avatar #34 to #33 - chrisstineline (11/07/2013) [-]
Fedt nok! Er det noget ved?
User avatar #9 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Hellur. c:
#10 to #9 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
what are you up to?
User avatar #11 to #10 - amissingmouse (07/14/2013) [-]
Nothing much. :3
#12 to #11 - achphoenix (07/14/2013) [-]
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
me neither, i got a temporary 37 hour a week job for the summer holidays, i am too tired to do anything these days
User avatar #13 to #12 - amissingmouse (07/15/2013) [-]
Yowch, that sucks. But I guess at least you;re getting money. c:
#2 to #1 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
well hello there
well hello there
#3 to #2 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Hola.
What's up?
#4 to #3 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
should be preparing for exams, instead i am sitting here like a foal
#5 to #4 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
When are the exams?
When are the exams?
#6 to #5 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
next one is in 2 days. Have to defend my report on a machine and electronics project that streched 3,5 months. 12 minutes powerpoint presentation and 8 minutes questions.
#7 to #6 - queenchrysalis (06/08/2013) [-]
Sounds difficult.   
You should prepare.
Sounds difficult.
You should prepare.
#8 to #7 - achphoenix (06/08/2013) [-]
Well, i have prepared some. We were in groups of 3, people usually picked either electronics or machinery and worked there, i picked electronics.
3-2 days ago i met up with the machine specialist from my/our project and we traded knowledge in both our fields so, we could answer theoretical questions from both teachers.
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