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#77 - The driver who hit him is dead as well 03/21/2013 on *Poof* +1
#66 - I live in Grand Rapids 03/14/2013 on Inside 0
#124 - India is part of Asia  [+] (1 new reply) 03/12/2013 on Dat white space 0
#127 - Womens Study Major (03/12/2013) [-]
good job buddy you understood the joke!
#13 - Picture 03/10/2013 on Creative Billboards. 0
#20 - i can fap to this  [+] (1 new reply) 03/07/2013 on Waking up in the morning. 0
#29 - sleepisfortheweak (03/11/2013) [-]
How exactly?
#13 - We don't get intimidated we just need an excuse for a day off  [+] (5 new replies) 02/14/2013 on Snow days +10
User avatar #27 - dunderbiffen (02/14/2013) [-]
Is that the reason most of you are stupid as fuck and think that sun is not an star?
#33 - Womens Study Major (02/14/2013) [-]
an star, huh?
User avatar #32 - zerokiller (02/14/2013) [-]
Tell me more about a how all Americans are stupid and how there are no stupid people where you come from.
User avatar #34 - dunderbiffen (02/14/2013) [-]
most of all =/= all

A fine example. Let the red thumbs come, I don't care. Everyone knows American IQ is low as hell
User avatar #48 - revisandbutthead (02/14/2013) [-]
98. Wow that's two whole points below average!
www.statisticbrain.com/countries-with-the-highest-lowest-average-iq/
#79 - I want the drill sergeant one for old times sake 02/14/2013 on Worst Alarm Clocks 0
#39 - just like in GTA 02/02/2013 on that's gotta huyt 0
#34 - someone watched the men who built america last night  [+] (4 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Good Guy Tesla +173
#375 - funmanigro (02/02/2013) [-]
Wasnt Tesla in France?
User avatar #167 - Jazdawg (02/02/2013) [-]
nop just watched The Prestige
#164 - angelious (02/02/2013) [-]
i actually watched that series and every episode my dad would yell out

"That guy stole from tesla!"


thats how i learned...
#116 - Womens Study Major (02/02/2013) [-]
Well I wouldn't be watching women who built the world, because there would be nothing to watch.
#190 - yeah man yall went all stingy on the sea night 3 wheels no out… 01/29/2013 on Pilot Error 0
#157 - that aint funny 01/27/2013 on Pilot Error 0
#154 - there are so many aviation specific apps like i said its FAA a… 01/27/2013 on Pilot Error 0
#150 - go with the one that offers a bonus  [+] (3 new replies) 01/27/2013 on Pilot Error 0
User avatar #152 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
There we go, that will just about do it!
#176 - wadethegreat (01/27/2013) [-]
I love it when this shit happens... you just post a simple comment and then BOOM you are now in the helicopter matnince (sorry for bad spelling)buisness
User avatar #171 - fuelnfire (01/27/2013) [-]
Take it from someone who was in the Corps and Navy. Go army, unless you have a wild streak.
#144 - for sure go army by the way  [+] (5 new replies) 01/27/2013 on Pilot Error 0
User avatar #147 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what branch I'll go into yet, probably see which options I like most after taking the test.
#150 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
go with the one that offers a bonus
User avatar #152 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
There we go, that will just about do it!
#176 - wadethegreat (01/27/2013) [-]
I love it when this shit happens... you just post a simple comment and then BOOM you are now in the helicopter matnince (sorry for bad spelling)buisness
User avatar #171 - fuelnfire (01/27/2013) [-]
Take it from someone who was in the Corps and Navy. Go army, unless you have a wild streak.
#140 - better now than later the gov. is cutting the military drastic…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/27/2013 on Pilot Error 0
User avatar #141 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Very true, I just want to finish getting my associate degree first, plus I'm already certified as an EMT, so I should get more options than most once i join.
#144 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
for sure go army by the way
User avatar #147 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what branch I'll go into yet, probably see which options I like most after taking the test.
#150 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
go with the one that offers a bonus
User avatar #152 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
There we go, that will just about do it!
#176 - wadethegreat (01/27/2013) [-]
I love it when this shit happens... you just post a simple comment and then BOOM you are now in the helicopter matnince (sorry for bad spelling)buisness
User avatar #171 - fuelnfire (01/27/2013) [-]
Take it from someone who was in the Corps and Navy. Go army, unless you have a wild streak.
#137 - join the military they pay you to get certified  [+] (9 new replies) 01/27/2013 on Pilot Error 0
User avatar #139 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
I have been intending to do that soon.
#140 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
better now than later the gov. is cutting the military drastically they mat stop hiring
User avatar #141 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Very true, I just want to finish getting my associate degree first, plus I'm already certified as an EMT, so I should get more options than most once i join.
#144 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
for sure go army by the way
User avatar #147 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what branch I'll go into yet, probably see which options I like most after taking the test.
#150 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
go with the one that offers a bonus
User avatar #152 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
There we go, that will just about do it!
#176 - wadethegreat (01/27/2013) [-]
I love it when this shit happens... you just post a simple comment and then BOOM you are now in the helicopter matnince (sorry for bad spelling)buisness
User avatar #171 - fuelnfire (01/27/2013) [-]
Take it from someone who was in the Corps and Navy. Go army, unless you have a wild streak.
#136 - army CH-47 chinook  [+] (2 new replies) 01/27/2013 on Pilot Error 0
User avatar #170 - fuelnfire (01/27/2013) [-]
Ahh. I'm Corps myself. Fly safe bro, riding in the CH-46's are a nightmare to me, ugh. Damn Sea Knights.
#190 - achmedmuhammed (01/29/2013) [-]
yeah man yall went all stingy on the sea night 3 wheels no outboard fuel tanks? what the fuck!!
#132 - theres a lot of community colleges or technical schools that g…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/27/2013 on Pilot Error 0
User avatar #135 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Thanks mate, I just need to save up enough money to even attempt the first step, you know? haha.
#137 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
join the military they pay you to get certified
User avatar #139 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
I have been intending to do that soon.
#140 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
better now than later the gov. is cutting the military drastically they mat stop hiring
User avatar #141 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Very true, I just want to finish getting my associate degree first, plus I'm already certified as an EMT, so I should get more options than most once i join.
#144 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
for sure go army by the way
User avatar #147 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what branch I'll go into yet, probably see which options I like most after taking the test.
#150 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
go with the one that offers a bonus
User avatar #152 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
There we go, that will just about do it!
#176 - wadethegreat (01/27/2013) [-]
I love it when this shit happens... you just post a simple comment and then BOOM you are now in the helicopter matnince (sorry for bad spelling)buisness
User avatar #171 - fuelnfire (01/27/2013) [-]
Take it from someone who was in the Corps and Navy. Go army, unless you have a wild streak.
#129 - thats how i started small aircraft engines are just like airco…  [+] (13 new replies) 01/27/2013 on Pilot Error 0
User avatar #131 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Fair enough! I might just do that in a year or so.
#132 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
theres a lot of community colleges or technical schools that get you certified for fairly cheap you will need an airframe and powerplant certificate good luck
User avatar #135 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Thanks mate, I just need to save up enough money to even attempt the first step, you know? haha.
#137 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
join the military they pay you to get certified
User avatar #139 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
I have been intending to do that soon.
#140 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
better now than later the gov. is cutting the military drastically they mat stop hiring
User avatar #141 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Very true, I just want to finish getting my associate degree first, plus I'm already certified as an EMT, so I should get more options than most once i join.
#144 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
for sure go army by the way
User avatar #147 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what branch I'll go into yet, probably see which options I like most after taking the test.
#150 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
go with the one that offers a bonus
User avatar #152 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
There we go, that will just about do it!
#176 - wadethegreat (01/27/2013) [-]
I love it when this shit happens... you just post a simple comment and then BOOM you are now in the helicopter matnince (sorry for bad spelling)buisness
User avatar #171 - fuelnfire (01/27/2013) [-]
Take it from someone who was in the Corps and Navy. Go army, unless you have a wild streak.
#126 - you can make really good money as well just be compitent with …  [+] (15 new replies) 01/27/2013 on Pilot Error 0
User avatar #127 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
I'm already pretty good with general mechanics, but thus far it has only been used to avoid paying a small fortune for car tune ups/repairs.
#129 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
thats how i started small aircraft engines are just like aircooled beetle engines get yourself one and familiarize yourself thats what i did and jets are just turbo chargers so maybe find yourself a junk yard turbo you can turn them into jet engines fairley easily plus its just fun
User avatar #131 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Fair enough! I might just do that in a year or so.
#132 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
theres a lot of community colleges or technical schools that get you certified for fairly cheap you will need an airframe and powerplant certificate good luck
User avatar #135 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Thanks mate, I just need to save up enough money to even attempt the first step, you know? haha.
#137 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
join the military they pay you to get certified
User avatar #139 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
I have been intending to do that soon.
#140 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
better now than later the gov. is cutting the military drastically they mat stop hiring
User avatar #141 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Very true, I just want to finish getting my associate degree first, plus I'm already certified as an EMT, so I should get more options than most once i join.
#144 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
for sure go army by the way
User avatar #147 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what branch I'll go into yet, probably see which options I like most after taking the test.
#150 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
go with the one that offers a bonus
User avatar #152 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
There we go, that will just about do it!
#176 - wadethegreat (01/27/2013) [-]
I love it when this shit happens... you just post a simple comment and then BOOM you are now in the helicopter matnince (sorry for bad spelling)buisness
User avatar #171 - fuelnfire (01/27/2013) [-]
Take it from someone who was in the Corps and Navy. Go army, unless you have a wild streak.
#122 - FAA requires you use the maintenance manual and its just a big…  [+] (17 new replies) 01/27/2013 on Pilot Error 0
User avatar #124 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Well damn, maybe I should get into that.
#126 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
you can make really good money as well just be compitent with tools and general mechanics
User avatar #127 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
I'm already pretty good with general mechanics, but thus far it has only been used to avoid paying a small fortune for car tune ups/repairs.
#129 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
thats how i started small aircraft engines are just like aircooled beetle engines get yourself one and familiarize yourself thats what i did and jets are just turbo chargers so maybe find yourself a junk yard turbo you can turn them into jet engines fairley easily plus its just fun
User avatar #131 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Fair enough! I might just do that in a year or so.
#132 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
theres a lot of community colleges or technical schools that get you certified for fairly cheap you will need an airframe and powerplant certificate good luck
User avatar #135 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Thanks mate, I just need to save up enough money to even attempt the first step, you know? haha.
#137 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
join the military they pay you to get certified
User avatar #139 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
I have been intending to do that soon.
#140 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
better now than later the gov. is cutting the military drastically they mat stop hiring
User avatar #141 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Very true, I just want to finish getting my associate degree first, plus I'm already certified as an EMT, so I should get more options than most once i join.
#144 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
for sure go army by the way
User avatar #147 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what branch I'll go into yet, probably see which options I like most after taking the test.
#150 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
go with the one that offers a bonus
User avatar #152 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
There we go, that will just about do it!
#176 - wadethegreat (01/27/2013) [-]
I love it when this shit happens... you just post a simple comment and then BOOM you are now in the helicopter matnince (sorry for bad spelling)buisness
User avatar #171 - fuelnfire (01/27/2013) [-]
Take it from someone who was in the Corps and Navy. Go army, unless you have a wild streak.
#120 - someone finally caught that. im a helicopter mechanic and gunn…  [+] (19 new replies) 01/27/2013 on Pilot Error +2
User avatar #121 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Nice, helicopter mechanic sounds much more difficult than standard mechanics.
#122 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
FAA requires you use the maintenance manual and its just a big picture book a 5 year old could do it
User avatar #124 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Well damn, maybe I should get into that.
#126 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
you can make really good money as well just be compitent with tools and general mechanics
User avatar #127 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
I'm already pretty good with general mechanics, but thus far it has only been used to avoid paying a small fortune for car tune ups/repairs.
#129 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
thats how i started small aircraft engines are just like aircooled beetle engines get yourself one and familiarize yourself thats what i did and jets are just turbo chargers so maybe find yourself a junk yard turbo you can turn them into jet engines fairley easily plus its just fun
User avatar #131 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Fair enough! I might just do that in a year or so.
#132 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
theres a lot of community colleges or technical schools that get you certified for fairly cheap you will need an airframe and powerplant certificate good luck
User avatar #135 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Thanks mate, I just need to save up enough money to even attempt the first step, you know? haha.
#137 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
join the military they pay you to get certified
User avatar #139 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
I have been intending to do that soon.
#140 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
better now than later the gov. is cutting the military drastically they mat stop hiring
User avatar #141 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
Very true, I just want to finish getting my associate degree first, plus I'm already certified as an EMT, so I should get more options than most once i join.
#144 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
for sure go army by the way
User avatar #147 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
I'm not sure what branch I'll go into yet, probably see which options I like most after taking the test.
#150 - achmedmuhammed (01/27/2013) [-]
go with the one that offers a bonus
User avatar #152 - vatra (01/27/2013) [-]
There we go, that will just about do it!
#176 - wadethegreat (01/27/2013) [-]
I love it when this shit happens... you just post a simple comment and then BOOM you are now in the helicopter matnince (sorry for bad spelling)buisness
User avatar #171 - fuelnfire (01/27/2013) [-]
Take it from someone who was in the Corps and Navy. Go army, unless you have a wild streak.
#29 - get the shotgun' 01/27/2013 on Get the paintball gun. 0
#116 - ipads will never have control over a plane but to be used as G… 01/27/2013 on Pilot Error +2
#115 - not really some do ive flown in more planes with cigerete ligh… 01/27/2013 on Pilot Error +1
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