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#57 - Let's not forget George bush gave us all 300 dollars. What has…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2013 on All aboard the wreck train +3
#84 - globulesoffat (10/15/2013) [-]
I don't know about you, but I sure have a whole lot more change.
User avatar #69 - warioteam (10/15/2013) [-]
2 much moni 4 me
#1 - Chinook pilots do this all the time it's called a pinnacle landing 10/14/2013 on EPIC PILOT SKILL +2
#436 - Steak 09/28/2013 on what would it be? 0
#43 - Just to clarify the helicopter in the picture is a CH-47F chin… 09/09/2013 on Omnomnom +1
#87 - If you think you don't need an education you need to go to school 07/20/2013 on Facebook 0
#203 - 7 out of 50 definitely seems like most 05/29/2013 on rights for everyone +1
#198 - What?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2013 on rights for everyone +1
#203 - achmedmuhammed (05/29/2013) [-]
7 out of 50 definitely seems like most
#182 - Most states allow open carry. It simply makes people think twi…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/29/2013 on rights for everyone 0
User avatar #196 - ispn (05/29/2013) [-]
Actually, that"s not true at all, most states do not allow open carry, but they do allow concealed carry.
#198 - achmedmuhammed (05/29/2013) [-]
What?
#203 - achmedmuhammed (05/29/2013) [-]
7 out of 50 definitely seems like most
#152 - Found the vegetarian! Or vegan I don't give a **** … 05/19/2013 on Well, My mind exploded 0
#97 - Because there's only one ambassador from the US to Iceland and… 05/18/2013 on This dude is awesome! 0
#93 - He got to old to be on the junior Olympics and junior ambassador  [+] (2 new replies) 05/18/2013 on This dude is awesome! 0
#94 - unoriginalaccount (05/18/2013) [-]
So why didn't get to become a Senior Olympic and a Senior Ambassador?
#97 - achmedmuhammed (05/18/2013) [-]
Because there's only one ambassador from the US to Iceland and he's an old politician and he wasn't an Icelandic citizen so he can't be on they're Olympic team he also moved back to the US
#90 - He was when he was a child  [+] (4 new replies) 05/18/2013 on This dude is awesome! 0
#91 - unoriginalaccount (05/18/2013) [-]
What happened?
#93 - achmedmuhammed (05/18/2013) [-]
He got to old to be on the junior Olympics and junior ambassador
#94 - unoriginalaccount (05/18/2013) [-]
So why didn't get to become a Senior Olympic and a Senior Ambassador?
#97 - achmedmuhammed (05/18/2013) [-]
Because there's only one ambassador from the US to Iceland and he's an old politician and he wasn't an Icelandic citizen so he can't be on they're Olympic team he also moved back to the US
#59 - Lynch that ****** 05/18/2013 on Dumb Bitch Overload +1
#85 - I got a buddy from Reykjavik and he was a junior Olympic men's…  [+] (6 new replies) 05/18/2013 on This dude is awesome! +4
#89 - unoriginalaccount (05/18/2013) [-]
He sounds very important.
#90 - achmedmuhammed (05/18/2013) [-]
He was when he was a child
#91 - unoriginalaccount (05/18/2013) [-]
What happened?
#93 - achmedmuhammed (05/18/2013) [-]
He got to old to be on the junior Olympics and junior ambassador
#94 - unoriginalaccount (05/18/2013) [-]
So why didn't get to become a Senior Olympic and a Senior Ambassador?
#97 - achmedmuhammed (05/18/2013) [-]
Because there's only one ambassador from the US to Iceland and he's an old politician and he wasn't an Icelandic citizen so he can't be on they're Olympic team he also moved back to the US
#189 - Nope one airline you can quit or get fired and work for someon… 05/17/2013 on Title 0
#182 - You get hired by one airline and work only for them  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Title 0
User avatar #186 - urfunnyman (05/17/2013) [-]
i thought it was a contract kinda thing when it runs out you can choose another airline
#189 - achmedmuhammed (05/17/2013) [-]
Nope one airline you can quit or get fired and work for someone else. You also get certified on a few specific aircraft by the airline you work for
#167 - Rings very true for my career as an airline pilot  [+] (5 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Title 0
#192 - vepicsnoopie (05/17/2013) [-]
Based on your name, I don't think I'd want to get on your plane anytime soon.
#181 - neverposting (05/17/2013) [-]
I've always had a question about that, do pilots work for specific airlines? e.g. You work for BA or United exclusively? Or do you just fly whatever plane you get assigned to?
#182 - achmedmuhammed (05/17/2013) [-]
You get hired by one airline and work only for them
User avatar #186 - urfunnyman (05/17/2013) [-]
i thought it was a contract kinda thing when it runs out you can choose another airline
#189 - achmedmuhammed (05/17/2013) [-]
Nope one airline you can quit or get fired and work for someone else. You also get certified on a few specific aircraft by the airline you work for
#134 - Aren't you just ******* special  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on Follow your dreams +6
#138 - HolyArachnid (05/12/2013) [-]
That picture never fails to remind me of The Sixth Sense.
#9 - Leave it to a black person to make something innocent racist 05/10/2013 on White Christmas +2
#88 - I want one 05/09/2013 on Tickle my balls and call me... 0
#41 - Hmmm tasty little bastard 05/07/2013 on worst guard cat ever 0
#98 - **** you!!!!! It's soda because the beverage is m…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/30/2013 on It's pop not soda +16
#122 - anonymous (04/30/2013) [-]
that is like calling bread flour because that is what it is made of
User avatar #292 - ultracombo (04/30/2013) [-]
Or calling Monster Energy Drink "Anal Sweat".
#106 - gmarrox (04/30/2013) [-]
Been trying to make this point to my family in Pennsylvania for years.
User avatar #120 - WhitePimp (04/30/2013) [-]
i like the purple haired womens tits
#50 - Get with the times guy this post is ancient history 04/22/2013 on Bubble Buddy +1
#240 - My dick is stuck in a mail slot 04/21/2013 on Need a quick nap? 0
#63 - I just huff the stuff to keep me awake during the classes and … 04/21/2013 on Oh You 0
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