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#29 - As a pilot marshalers can be confusing as ****  [+] (4 new replies) 03/13/2014 on Dammit Julio! 0
User avatar #32 - deescalation (03/13/2014) [-]
"throttle up, come forward, proceed to next marshaler, salute, and you're not my problem again for another 2 hours."
#51 - achmedmuhammed (03/13/2014) [-]
I assume your airforce then. I'm army, what do you fly on
User avatar #52 - deescalation (03/13/2014) [-]
I crew F-15Es
#53 - achmedmuhammed (03/14/2014) [-]
I love the F15
#31 - I can barely use my ******* Iphone I'm gunna be s… 03/12/2014 on Sony computers in 2020 0
#29 - Found the vegan! 03/12/2014 on icicle fish +1
#114 - Sorry charge the phone as in full battery 03/12/2014 on But how 0
#113 - It go's off of gps so I don't think he gets charged for it 03/12/2014 on But how 0
#723 - I guess I'd be that person of interest living next door. 03/12/2014 on If I'm the daddy of this... 0
#41 - This literally happened to me 2 days ago except it wasn't mine…  [+] (6 new replies) 03/12/2014 on But how +1
#69 - animedudej (03/12/2014) [-]
my dad is a pilot for ryanair... i should tell him to do that the next time some eurotrash forgets their phone on his flight and is rude when he calls to tell them

User avatar #49 - grumpf (03/12/2014) [-]
You are right to punish DB but in most countries roaming charges for calling are not on the receiver...
#114 - achmedmuhammed (03/12/2014) [-]
Sorry charge the phone as in full battery
#113 - achmedmuhammed (03/12/2014) [-]
It go's off of gps so I don't think he gets charged for it
User avatar #54 - alfrebecht (03/12/2014) [-]
He's calling his own phone.
Either way the charge is on the owner of said iphone.
User avatar #75 - grumpf (03/12/2014) [-]
Didn't think of that... Thanks.
#821 - Picture 03/12/2014 on Post Yer Desktop +1
#208 - First off I want to hear that ******* album and s… 03/08/2014 on looong fun fact comp 0
#66 - Waterfowl 03/07/2014 on *quack* 0
#146 - 907 could not be possible. A piss spear could not form on the … 03/05/2014 on WTF Fun Facts Comp Vol. 4... +4
#7 - This one usually comes with the first one 03/01/2014 on Beware of awesome +1
#6 - I quite often run into this one  [+] (2 new replies) 03/01/2014 on Beware of awesome +13
User avatar #14 - legamethatyoulost (03/01/2014) [-]
Such is life in Chechnya
#7 - achmedmuhammed (03/01/2014) [-]
This one usually comes with the first one
#215 - Nice attempt  [+] (1 new reply) 02/28/2014 on The Bermuda triangle has... 0
User avatar #218 - dayruiner (02/28/2014) [-]
better than yours
#211 - Please explain to me how methane gas causes aircraft to drop o…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/28/2014 on The Bermuda triangle has... 0
User avatar #242 - TwiztidNinja (02/28/2014) [-]
The plane does not generate enough lift when flying through it to stay in the air and just drops to the ground, see your dials going nuts and turn around is about all you can do for it.
User avatar #213 - dayruiner (02/28/2014) [-]
gas go into sky, aircraft in sky, aircraft + gas in sky = AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WE'RE CRASHING

comprende?
#215 - achmedmuhammed (02/28/2014) [-]
Nice attempt
User avatar #218 - dayruiner (02/28/2014) [-]
better than yours
#34 - Thanks man 02/15/2014 on Seems Legit 0
#30 - Also I forgot to log in 02/13/2014 on Brakes on a Plane 0
#20 - Who has a random hit air balloon laying around?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/11/2014 on best idea ever +3
#21 - jdizzleoffthehizzl (02/11/2014) [-]
That guy
#60 - Go broncos 02/11/2014 on do you even selfie? +2
#170 - What part of I've tried it don't you understand. I went with a…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/24/2014 on You're all special 0
User avatar #171 - ryapr (01/24/2014) [-]
well that bank is full of assholes, I've done it on more than one occasion before and never had a single issue with it.
#82 - Try and take it to the bank they'll tell you to go ****…  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2014 on You're all special 0
User avatar #93 - ryapr (01/22/2014) [-]
if you go to any american bank, and the you still have 5/8ths of the bill then it is still accepted as it's face value.
#170 - achmedmuhammed (01/24/2014) [-]
What part of I've tried it don't you understand. I went with about 6/8ths of a dollar that they refused to accept. The bank said that they need at least both complete serial numbers which is about 9/10ths of a bill
User avatar #171 - ryapr (01/24/2014) [-]
well that bank is full of assholes, I've done it on more than one occasion before and never had a single issue with it.
#26 - God damn hyenas also like to eat airplane tires which is a bit… 11/27/2013 on Nature's Most... 0
#95 - As a pilot when I fly I use only my ipad for charts and instru… 11/25/2013 on Please 0
#12 - That did finish it. It's a circle calendar it just starts over again 11/25/2013 on End of the world 0
#276 - Dredd is ******* badass plus the chick is super … 11/22/2013 on Bored? Have Netflix? 0
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