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#182 - You get hired by one airline and work only for them  [+] (2 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Title 0
User avatar #186 - urfunnyman (05/17/2013) [-]
i thought it was a contract kinda thing when it runs out you can choose another airline
#189 - achmedmuhammed (05/17/2013) [-]
Nope one airline you can quit or get fired and work for someone else. You also get certified on a few specific aircraft by the airline you work for
#167 - Rings very true for my career as an airline pilot  [+] (5 new replies) 05/17/2013 on Title 0
#192 - vepicsnoopie (05/17/2013) [-]
Based on your name, I don't think I'd want to get on your plane anytime soon.
#181 - neverposting (05/17/2013) [-]
I've always had a question about that, do pilots work for specific airlines? e.g. You work for BA or United exclusively? Or do you just fly whatever plane you get assigned to?
#182 - achmedmuhammed (05/17/2013) [-]
You get hired by one airline and work only for them
User avatar #186 - urfunnyman (05/17/2013) [-]
i thought it was a contract kinda thing when it runs out you can choose another airline
#189 - achmedmuhammed (05/17/2013) [-]
Nope one airline you can quit or get fired and work for someone else. You also get certified on a few specific aircraft by the airline you work for
#134 - Aren't you just fucking special  [+] (1 new reply) 05/12/2013 on Follow your dreams +6
#138 - HolyArachnid (05/12/2013) [-]
That picture never fails to remind me of The Sixth Sense.
#9 - Leave it to a black person to make something innocent racist 05/10/2013 on White Christmas +2
#88 - I want one 05/09/2013 on Tickle my balls and call me... 0
#41 - Hmmm tasty little bastard 05/07/2013 on worst guard cat ever 0
#98 - Fuck you!!!!! It's soda because the beverage is made out of soda water  [+] (4 new replies) 04/30/2013 on It's pop not soda +16
#122 - N. Korean citizen (04/30/2013) [-]
that is like calling bread flour because that is what it is made of
#292 - ultracombo (04/30/2013) [-]
Or calling Monster Energy Drink "Anal Sweat".
#106 - gmarrox (04/30/2013) [-]
Been trying to make this point to my family in Pennsylvania for years.
User avatar #120 - WhitePimp (04/30/2013) [-]
i like the purple haired womens tits
#50 - Get with the times guy this post is ancient history 04/22/2013 on Bubble Buddy +1
#240 - My dick is stuck in a mail slot 04/21/2013 on Need a quick nap? 0
#63 - I just huff the stuff to keep me awake during the classes and … 04/21/2013 on Oh You 0
#76 - me and my buddies duck taped a kid to the elevator after he tr… 04/18/2013 on Life to-do List -4
#1742 - My penis is stuck in a mail slot 04/18/2013 on Let DJ 4DM1N be your therapist +2
#711 - White fucking temptress god damnit 04/16/2013 on Moon Moon the Werewulf 0
#732 - Oh even worse 04/14/2013 on Ugliest car? 0
#726 - You got an Italian flag as your pic  [+] (2 new replies) 04/14/2013 on Ugliest car? 0
User avatar #731 - dubsaremylifebro (04/14/2013) [-]
That's a French flag dip shit....
#732 - achmedmuhammed (04/14/2013) [-]
Oh even worse
#256 - Shame on you are even Italian?  [+] (4 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Ugliest car? 0
#385 - dubsaremylifebro (04/13/2013) [-]
Did I say I was? I don't recall saying I was....
#726 - achmedmuhammed (04/14/2013) [-]
You got an Italian flag as your pic
User avatar #731 - dubsaremylifebro (04/14/2013) [-]
That's a French flag dip shit....
#732 - achmedmuhammed (04/14/2013) [-]
Oh even worse
#202 - I'm guessing the person who named a Lamborghini ugly has no eyes  [+] (8 new replies) 04/13/2013 on Ugliest car? 0
User avatar #235 - dubsaremylifebro (04/13/2013) [-]
I honestly don't like it :S
#267 - toxikxvenom (04/13/2013) [-]
How...dare...you.
#256 - achmedmuhammed (04/13/2013) [-]
Shame on you are even Italian?
#385 - dubsaremylifebro (04/13/2013) [-]
Did I say I was? I don't recall saying I was....
#726 - achmedmuhammed (04/14/2013) [-]
You got an Italian flag as your pic
User avatar #731 - dubsaremylifebro (04/14/2013) [-]
That's a French flag dip shit....
#732 - achmedmuhammed (04/14/2013) [-]
Oh even worse
User avatar #224 - MotorstormLegend (04/13/2013) [-]
It looks like origami
#120 - And me, in the cockpit, playing with my ipad 04/08/2013 on Typical Airplane +5
#75 - David Attenborough 03/26/2013 on Who? 0
#136 - No 03/26/2013 on I do, I really do. +4
#46 - I wish I had a mountain outside my school I'd never go to school 03/26/2013 on Nature +2
#80 - What university let's a four year old attend the fucker probab… 03/25/2013 on Did You Know +4
#75 - Assault rifle bill was dropped so I think I will  [+] (6 new replies) 03/24/2013 on I'll just be quiet now +5
User avatar #76 - davidavidson (03/24/2013) [-]
Not for long
#99 - N. Korean citizen (03/24/2013) [-]
There is practically no bi-partisan support for assault weapons ban, I don't see it happening anytime soon.
User avatar #100 - davidavidson (03/24/2013) [-]
not for long
#101 - N. Korean citizen (03/24/2013) [-]
I feel like I know what your next post is going to be.
User avatar #102 - davidavidson (03/24/2013) [-]
Did you just read my mind?
#103 - N. Korean citizen (03/24/2013) [-]
Fuck.
#73 - I'll use whatever I see fit to hunt.  [+] (10 new replies) 03/24/2013 on I'll just be quiet now +6
#93 - hydraetis (03/24/2013) [-]
If you need an automatic weapon to hunt then you shouldn't be hunting in the first place. get a semi and work on your aim.
#96 - N. Korean citizen (03/24/2013) [-]
Ar-15 isn't automatic bud.
User avatar #74 - davidavidson (03/24/2013) [-]
Not for long
#75 - achmedmuhammed (03/24/2013) [-]
Assault rifle bill was dropped so I think I will
User avatar #76 - davidavidson (03/24/2013) [-]
Not for long
#99 - N. Korean citizen (03/24/2013) [-]
There is practically no bi-partisan support for assault weapons ban, I don't see it happening anytime soon.
User avatar #100 - davidavidson (03/24/2013) [-]
not for long
#101 - N. Korean citizen (03/24/2013) [-]
I feel like I know what your next post is going to be.
User avatar #102 - davidavidson (03/24/2013) [-]
Did you just read my mind?
#103 - N. Korean citizen (03/24/2013) [-]
Fuck.
#4 - In basic I had a ten year old drill sergeant. He was the most … 03/24/2013 on Listen Closely 0
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