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#59 - I would murder that bbmw driver 02/14/2015 on Random Internet #40 0
#25 - I'm talking **** about the political majority of SoCal, yes. 02/13/2015 on don't be a nigga 0
#12 - I wish NorCal would've been able to split off into its own sta…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/12/2015 on don't be a nigga +1
User avatar #23 - liuur (02/13/2015) [-]
Amen brother.
#15 - corsairair (02/13/2015) [-]
Hey now, you talking shit about SoCal buddy?
#25 - achmedmuhammed (02/13/2015) [-]
I'm talking shit about the political majority of SoCal, yes.
#70 - No, smith is for winter when I'm wearing a jacket. 1911 is for summer. 02/12/2015 on Gun Porn Comp (4) 0
#68 - M&P goes in a breast pocket in my jacket and the 10mm goes…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2015 on Gun Porn Comp (4) 0
User avatar #69 - timelordeternal (02/12/2015) [-]
Why have two CC guns? Is one a backup in case something happens to your main?
#70 - achmedmuhammed (02/12/2015) [-]
No, smith is for winter when I'm wearing a jacket. 1911 is for summer.
#66 - A .40 M&P full size or a rock island 10mm full size 1911  [+] (4 new replies) 02/12/2015 on Gun Porn Comp (4) 0
User avatar #67 - timelordeternal (02/12/2015) [-]
And where do you put these full sized firearms?
#68 - achmedmuhammed (02/12/2015) [-]
M&P goes in a breast pocket in my jacket and the 10mm goes in a holster iwb
User avatar #69 - timelordeternal (02/12/2015) [-]
Why have two CC guns? Is one a backup in case something happens to your main?
#70 - achmedmuhammed (02/12/2015) [-]
No, smith is for winter when I'm wearing a jacket. 1911 is for summer.
#64 - Nice little carry gun. .38 is to under power and the gun just …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/12/2015 on Gun Porn Comp (4) 0
User avatar #65 - timelordeternal (02/12/2015) [-]
What do you carry?
#66 - achmedmuhammed (02/12/2015) [-]
A .40 M&P full size or a rock island 10mm full size 1911
User avatar #67 - timelordeternal (02/12/2015) [-]
And where do you put these full sized firearms?
#68 - achmedmuhammed (02/12/2015) [-]
M&P goes in a breast pocket in my jacket and the 10mm goes in a holster iwb
User avatar #69 - timelordeternal (02/12/2015) [-]
Why have two CC guns? Is one a backup in case something happens to your main?
#70 - achmedmuhammed (02/12/2015) [-]
No, smith is for winter when I'm wearing a jacket. 1911 is for summer.
#60 - Oh it's good, shoots like a dream. It's been sitting in a shoe…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/12/2015 on Gun Porn Comp (4) 0
User avatar #63 - timelordeternal (02/12/2015) [-]
How's that S&W
#64 - achmedmuhammed (02/12/2015) [-]
Nice little carry gun. .38 is to under power and the gun just isn't accurate enough to be my every day carry though.
User avatar #65 - timelordeternal (02/12/2015) [-]
What do you carry?
#66 - achmedmuhammed (02/12/2015) [-]
A .40 M&P full size or a rock island 10mm full size 1911
User avatar #67 - timelordeternal (02/12/2015) [-]
And where do you put these full sized firearms?
#68 - achmedmuhammed (02/12/2015) [-]
M&P goes in a breast pocket in my jacket and the 10mm goes in a holster iwb
User avatar #69 - timelordeternal (02/12/2015) [-]
Why have two CC guns? Is one a backup in case something happens to your main?
#70 - achmedmuhammed (02/12/2015) [-]
No, smith is for winter when I'm wearing a jacket. 1911 is for summer.
#58 - 2-1/2, wood, high gloss blue without even a fingerprint.  [+] (10 new replies) 02/12/2015 on Gun Porn Comp (4) 0
User avatar #59 - timelordeternal (02/12/2015) [-]
How is the timing in the cylinder? Still on? That's like, the only bad thing about a Python I can think of.
#60 - achmedmuhammed (02/12/2015) [-]
Oh it's good, shoots like a dream. It's been sitting in a shoebox for god knows how long and I found it with a s&w K frame after he passed in a back room.
User avatar #63 - timelordeternal (02/12/2015) [-]
How's that S&W
#64 - achmedmuhammed (02/12/2015) [-]
Nice little carry gun. .38 is to under power and the gun just isn't accurate enough to be my every day carry though.
User avatar #65 - timelordeternal (02/12/2015) [-]
What do you carry?
#66 - achmedmuhammed (02/12/2015) [-]
A .40 M&P full size or a rock island 10mm full size 1911
User avatar #67 - timelordeternal (02/12/2015) [-]
And where do you put these full sized firearms?
#68 - achmedmuhammed (02/12/2015) [-]
M&P goes in a breast pocket in my jacket and the 10mm goes in a holster iwb
User avatar #69 - timelordeternal (02/12/2015) [-]
Why have two CC guns? Is one a backup in case something happens to your main?
#70 - achmedmuhammed (02/12/2015) [-]
No, smith is for winter when I'm wearing a jacket. 1911 is for summer.
#56 - I just got a python from my grandpa. It's everything you could…  [+] (12 new replies) 02/12/2015 on Gun Porn Comp (4) 0
User avatar #57 - timelordeternal (02/12/2015) [-]
Barrel length? Grips? Finish? Is it free of cum stains?
#58 - achmedmuhammed (02/12/2015) [-]
2-1/2, wood, high gloss blue without even a fingerprint.
User avatar #59 - timelordeternal (02/12/2015) [-]
How is the timing in the cylinder? Still on? That's like, the only bad thing about a Python I can think of.
#60 - achmedmuhammed (02/12/2015) [-]
Oh it's good, shoots like a dream. It's been sitting in a shoebox for god knows how long and I found it with a s&w K frame after he passed in a back room.
User avatar #63 - timelordeternal (02/12/2015) [-]
How's that S&W
#64 - achmedmuhammed (02/12/2015) [-]
Nice little carry gun. .38 is to under power and the gun just isn't accurate enough to be my every day carry though.
User avatar #65 - timelordeternal (02/12/2015) [-]
What do you carry?
#66 - achmedmuhammed (02/12/2015) [-]
A .40 M&P full size or a rock island 10mm full size 1911
User avatar #67 - timelordeternal (02/12/2015) [-]
And where do you put these full sized firearms?
#68 - achmedmuhammed (02/12/2015) [-]
M&P goes in a breast pocket in my jacket and the 10mm goes in a holster iwb
User avatar #69 - timelordeternal (02/12/2015) [-]
Why have two CC guns? Is one a backup in case something happens to your main?
#70 - achmedmuhammed (02/12/2015) [-]
No, smith is for winter when I'm wearing a jacket. 1911 is for summer.
#145 - My ****** will showed me it, while it was still green. 02/11/2015 on How did you find FJ and get... 0
#82 - Some people hunt with them 02/11/2015 on Famous Guns 0
#152 - I've seen him and its impressive but you gotta remember out of…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/10/2015 on Dumbass 0
User avatar #154 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know airsoft pellets don't go as fast. I even said there's nobody fast enough to cut an actual slug in the second sentence.
#148 - Either way I'd like to see someone willing to try this. It's o…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Dumbass 0
User avatar #149 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Well, there is a guy who can cut airsoft pellets.

But, yeah, naturally I was arguing from the assumption that there was somebody fast enough to cut a slug speeding towards them. There is (probably) no such person.
#152 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
I've seen him and its impressive but you gotta remember out of an air soft pistol the bb travels at max 300-400fps. I have 10mm, 1180fps, .38 754fps, .40 1180, 9mm 1140, .380 1000fps, .357 1500fps, and .45 1000fps.
User avatar #154 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know airsoft pellets don't go as fast. I even said there's nobody fast enough to cut an actual slug in the second sentence.
#146 - Yes but our sword swinger made the mistake of cutting horizont…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Dumbass 0
User avatar #147 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Again, hitting things with other things.

Also, this is Lupin III, which has notoriously sketchy animation despite being really awesome. So, I'd chalk it up to that, too.
#148 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
Either way I'd like to see someone willing to try this. It's only possible in cartoons.
User avatar #149 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Well, there is a guy who can cut airsoft pellets.

But, yeah, naturally I was arguing from the assumption that there was somebody fast enough to cut a slug speeding towards them. There is (probably) no such person.
#152 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
I've seen him and its impressive but you gotta remember out of an air soft pistol the bb travels at max 300-400fps. I have 10mm, 1180fps, .38 754fps, .40 1180, 9mm 1140, .380 1000fps, .357 1500fps, and .45 1000fps.
User avatar #154 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know airsoft pellets don't go as fast. I even said there's nobody fast enough to cut an actual slug in the second sentence.
#144 - Ha myth busters did this one. The got a guy to cut an airport … 02/10/2015 on Dumbass 0
#141 - Ha I just watched it. Dudes still getting shot in the gut. I'm…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Dumbass 0
User avatar #143 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Nah, dude, look at the distance between the holes. That's easily the shoulder width of a person. All it would take for Super Fast Sword Man is the right stance, assuming the super fast swing itself doesn't simply deflect the slug halves.
#146 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
Yes but our sword swinger made the mistake of cutting horizontally leaving one half to skim over his head and the other to hit him in the gut.
User avatar #147 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Again, hitting things with other things.

Also, this is Lupin III, which has notoriously sketchy animation despite being really awesome. So, I'd chalk it up to that, too.
#148 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
Either way I'd like to see someone willing to try this. It's only possible in cartoons.
User avatar #149 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Well, there is a guy who can cut airsoft pellets.

But, yeah, naturally I was arguing from the assumption that there was somebody fast enough to cut a slug speeding towards them. There is (probably) no such person.
#152 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
I've seen him and its impressive but you gotta remember out of an air soft pistol the bb travels at max 300-400fps. I have 10mm, 1180fps, .38 754fps, .40 1180, 9mm 1140, .380 1000fps, .357 1500fps, and .45 1000fps.
User avatar #154 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know airsoft pellets don't go as fast. I even said there's nobody fast enough to cut an actual slug in the second sentence.
#139 - I actually just watched a video of one being shot by a .45. It…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Dumbass 0
User avatar #142 - fiveblackmen (02/10/2015) [-]
Lol, I'm sure. That is why this whole concept has bothered me. While it is cool looking, it seems like If you are fast enough to cut a bullet in mid flight, you could probably dodge it or block it or something.
#144 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
Ha myth busters did this one. The got a guy to cut an airport bb in half but that's about 300 fps where the slowest pistol calibers are around 700
#134 - Not very, the time it takes for a bullet to pass through the e…  [+] (9 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Dumbass 0
User avatar #140 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
>>#132 seems to show otherwise.

But, we're talking about a steel object impacting the bullet, swung by somebody fast enough to SWING AT BULLETS. Hit almost anything with something else going at similar speeds and it changes direction. Hell, that's the entire premise of the sport of baseball/cricket/softball.
#141 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
Ha I just watched it. Dudes still getting shot in the gut. I'm surprised it held up so well. I've shot a lot of shit in my life.
User avatar #143 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Nah, dude, look at the distance between the holes. That's easily the shoulder width of a person. All it would take for Super Fast Sword Man is the right stance, assuming the super fast swing itself doesn't simply deflect the slug halves.
#146 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
Yes but our sword swinger made the mistake of cutting horizontally leaving one half to skim over his head and the other to hit him in the gut.
User avatar #147 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Again, hitting things with other things.

Also, this is Lupin III, which has notoriously sketchy animation despite being really awesome. So, I'd chalk it up to that, too.
#148 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
Either way I'd like to see someone willing to try this. It's only possible in cartoons.
User avatar #149 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Well, there is a guy who can cut airsoft pellets.

But, yeah, naturally I was arguing from the assumption that there was somebody fast enough to cut a slug speeding towards them. There is (probably) no such person.
#152 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
I've seen him and its impressive but you gotta remember out of an air soft pistol the bb travels at max 300-400fps. I have 10mm, 1180fps, .38 754fps, .40 1180, 9mm 1140, .380 1000fps, .357 1500fps, and .45 1000fps.
User avatar #154 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know airsoft pellets don't go as fast. I even said there's nobody fast enough to cut an actual slug in the second sentence.
#128 - No people shooting stationary blades. There's a myth the Davy …  [+] (11 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Dumbass 0
User avatar #131 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
I trust you can see how somebody swinging a sword might be different than a stationary sword.
#134 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
Not very, the time it takes for a bullet to pass through the edge of a blade is very minimal and the energy imparted on the bullet also very small. Most pistol calibers travel at at least the speed of sound while exiting the chamber and the only difference swinging the blade would make would be the blade angle relative to the bullet. Personally I think a sword, being much lighter and more brittle than the axe, would probably break.
User avatar #140 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
>>#132 seems to show otherwise.

But, we're talking about a steel object impacting the bullet, swung by somebody fast enough to SWING AT BULLETS. Hit almost anything with something else going at similar speeds and it changes direction. Hell, that's the entire premise of the sport of baseball/cricket/softball.
#141 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
Ha I just watched it. Dudes still getting shot in the gut. I'm surprised it held up so well. I've shot a lot of shit in my life.
User avatar #143 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Nah, dude, look at the distance between the holes. That's easily the shoulder width of a person. All it would take for Super Fast Sword Man is the right stance, assuming the super fast swing itself doesn't simply deflect the slug halves.
#146 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
Yes but our sword swinger made the mistake of cutting horizontally leaving one half to skim over his head and the other to hit him in the gut.
User avatar #147 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Again, hitting things with other things.

Also, this is Lupin III, which has notoriously sketchy animation despite being really awesome. So, I'd chalk it up to that, too.
#148 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
Either way I'd like to see someone willing to try this. It's only possible in cartoons.
User avatar #149 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Well, there is a guy who can cut airsoft pellets.

But, yeah, naturally I was arguing from the assumption that there was somebody fast enough to cut a slug speeding towards them. There is (probably) no such person.
#152 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
I've seen him and its impressive but you gotta remember out of an air soft pistol the bb travels at max 300-400fps. I have 10mm, 1180fps, .38 754fps, .40 1180, 9mm 1140, .380 1000fps, .357 1500fps, and .45 1000fps.
User avatar #154 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know airsoft pellets don't go as fast. I even said there's nobody fast enough to cut an actual slug in the second sentence.
#125 - You would probably stop a .22 maybe a 380 but that's about it.  [+] (4 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Dumbass 0
User avatar #136 - fiveblackmen (02/10/2015) [-]
It should stand up to a 9mm as well which are pretty common. It may or may not be able to withstand a .45. The bullet travels slower but carries more momentum. It would also depend on the sword. If it is a well made sword, it will be made of some very high quality steel and be about 1/8" thick which, if it hit the correct part of the blade, would block a standard .45 but all of of this is ridiculous anyway.
#139 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
I actually just watched a video of one being shot by a .45. It split the bullet really well but that dudes still getting shot
User avatar #142 - fiveblackmen (02/10/2015) [-]
Lol, I'm sure. That is why this whole concept has bothered me. While it is cool looking, it seems like If you are fast enough to cut a bullet in mid flight, you could probably dodge it or block it or something.
#144 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
Ha myth busters did this one. The got a guy to cut an airport bb in half but that's about 300 fps where the slowest pistol calibers are around 700
#121 - They wouldn't deflect enough to spare home from a gun shot wou…  [+] (19 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Dumbass 0
User avatar #123 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Youtube videos of people fast enough to cut bullets with swords? Any links?
#174 - kez (02/11/2015) [-]
Nothing is fast enough to cut a bullet other than possibley another robot.

Some people can predict where the bullets tragectory and cut it by swinging before the gun is fired though.

Link for proof
#128 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
No people shooting stationary blades. There's a myth the Davy Crockett (american frontiersman who died at the Alamo) threw an ax into a tree shoot the edge, split the bullet and killed 2 squirrels with the single bullet. You can see reenactments of this feat at a lot of cowboy action shooting events or on YouTube.
User avatar #131 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
I trust you can see how somebody swinging a sword might be different than a stationary sword.
#134 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
Not very, the time it takes for a bullet to pass through the edge of a blade is very minimal and the energy imparted on the bullet also very small. Most pistol calibers travel at at least the speed of sound while exiting the chamber and the only difference swinging the blade would make would be the blade angle relative to the bullet. Personally I think a sword, being much lighter and more brittle than the axe, would probably break.
User avatar #140 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
>>#132 seems to show otherwise.

But, we're talking about a steel object impacting the bullet, swung by somebody fast enough to SWING AT BULLETS. Hit almost anything with something else going at similar speeds and it changes direction. Hell, that's the entire premise of the sport of baseball/cricket/softball.
#141 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
Ha I just watched it. Dudes still getting shot in the gut. I'm surprised it held up so well. I've shot a lot of shit in my life.
User avatar #143 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Nah, dude, look at the distance between the holes. That's easily the shoulder width of a person. All it would take for Super Fast Sword Man is the right stance, assuming the super fast swing itself doesn't simply deflect the slug halves.
#146 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
Yes but our sword swinger made the mistake of cutting horizontally leaving one half to skim over his head and the other to hit him in the gut.
User avatar #147 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Again, hitting things with other things.

Also, this is Lupin III, which has notoriously sketchy animation despite being really awesome. So, I'd chalk it up to that, too.
#148 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
Either way I'd like to see someone willing to try this. It's only possible in cartoons.
User avatar #149 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Well, there is a guy who can cut airsoft pellets.

But, yeah, naturally I was arguing from the assumption that there was somebody fast enough to cut a slug speeding towards them. There is (probably) no such person.
#152 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
I've seen him and its impressive but you gotta remember out of an air soft pistol the bb travels at max 300-400fps. I have 10mm, 1180fps, .38 754fps, .40 1180, 9mm 1140, .380 1000fps, .357 1500fps, and .45 1000fps.
User avatar #154 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know airsoft pellets don't go as fast. I even said there's nobody fast enough to cut an actual slug in the second sentence.
User avatar #127 - heartlessrobot (02/10/2015) [-]
Sword mounted, gun mounted, aimed perfectly using tools, device pulls trigger.
User avatar #129 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Link?
User avatar #133 - schneidend (02/10/2015) [-]
Neat. Though, that kinda proves my point. The gap is large enough for the bullets to go around a person, and the sword isn't even swinging into the path of the bullet.
User avatar #201 - heartlessrobot (02/11/2015) [-]
The larger piece would have hit him if you see where the hole is.
#120 - The sword would either shatter or the bullet would go through …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/10/2015 on Dumbass 0
User avatar #122 - fiveblackmen (02/10/2015) [-]
I think that would depend on the caliber of the bullet and gun being used to fire it.
#125 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
You would probably stop a .22 maybe a 380 but that's about it.
User avatar #136 - fiveblackmen (02/10/2015) [-]
It should stand up to a 9mm as well which are pretty common. It may or may not be able to withstand a .45. The bullet travels slower but carries more momentum. It would also depend on the sword. If it is a well made sword, it will be made of some very high quality steel and be about 1/8" thick which, if it hit the correct part of the blade, would block a standard .45 but all of of this is ridiculous anyway.
#139 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
I actually just watched a video of one being shot by a .45. It split the bullet really well but that dudes still getting shot
User avatar #142 - fiveblackmen (02/10/2015) [-]
Lol, I'm sure. That is why this whole concept has bothered me. While it is cool looking, it seems like If you are fast enough to cut a bullet in mid flight, you could probably dodge it or block it or something.
#144 - achmedmuhammed (02/10/2015) [-]
Ha myth busters did this one. The got a guy to cut an airport bb in half but that's about 300 fps where the slowest pistol calibers are around 700
#32 - Hahaha maybe for android but not pay to win? That's unheard of 02/09/2015 on More like 0|0 0
#128 - I would imagine anyone from anywhere would pocket their hard e… 02/09/2015 on Restoring your faith in... 0

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User avatar #2 - misterpinkle (02/22/2015) [-]
Welcome to the club of Rockford FJers, I guess...
#3 to #2 - achmedmuhammed (02/23/2015) [-]
Cool **** amigo, unfortunately I'll b gone for a year.
User avatar #4 to #3 - misterpinkle (03/30/2015) [-]
So, how's Kuwait?
#5 to #4 - achmedmuhammed (03/30/2015) [-]
Hot and sandy
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