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#3 - Tell me to stop *********** people's faces on to … 08/21/2014 on Admin's not a Pussy 0
#4 - I prefer downloading the video and use on it. That'll all…  [+] (4 new replies) 08/21/2014 on Turn Any Youtube Clip Into... +7
User avatar #38 - KevinPutt (08/21/2014) [-]
but how does add text to gif?
#49 - anonymous (08/22/2014) [-]
GIMP or Paint.net

Or Photoshop, but you might as well just hire children in Asia to do it for you, it'd be cheaper.
User avatar #50 - KevinPutt (08/22/2014) [-]
paint.net works?!
also, who favorited your comment within 20 seconds? like holy shit
#172 - anonymous (08/22/2014) [-]
I did. Logged in but posting as anon, but want to be able to find my comments to see if I get replies.
#4 - I miss naked Kate Winslet  [+] (1 new reply) 08/19/2014 on American horror story +25
User avatar #17 - basaltface (08/20/2014) [-]
thanks for that... i was about to goggle to see if this was made already XD
#12 - When Watchdogs came out, the graphical quality did not match… 08/19/2014 on Steam Tags 0
#10 - I'm confident that 6 or 7 additional units of confidence would… 08/19/2014 on Life Hacks - Mental Edition +9
#38 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Disney :o +3
#42 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]

sure hope this doesn't start a sexy slave leia thread
#54 - guanyu (08/19/2014) [-]
That would be terrible.
#94 - anonymous (08/19/2014) [-]
I <3 U
#7 - Dude, you just have to have confidence in yourself; believe in…  [+] (6 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Life Hacks - Mental Edition +76
#13 - midothegreat (08/19/2014) [-]
#8 - xardian (08/19/2014) [-]
This sir isn't true, it is not about confidence I am so fucking confident everybody asks me for advice in anything, even though I have no clue most of the time...
But chicks still don't go out with me

There is no connection between confidence and fucking chicks
User avatar #16 - durkadurka (08/19/2014) [-]
Confidence is moreso the key to talking to people and being influential with them than it is picking up chicks. Think of it like a prerequisite.
#10 - accountforstripey (08/19/2014) [-]
I'm confident that 6 or 7 additional units of confidence would do the trick. Have you tried turning your confidence off and on again?
Our server has been down due to overconfidence. Our technicians are working 'round the clock to fix the problem. Try disabling memory caching of the bios and wait 48 hours. If ladies are still not on your dick by day 3 you might want to call a doctor.
#9 - pettdavids (08/19/2014) [-]
There is, but maybe you should add a little douchebag in the mix to get the girls
#28 - trustust (08/19/2014) [-]
Yeah, a friend of mine is a bit of a douche and chicks like it, it's like:
Girl: Pol why don't we go to the beach?
Pol: Why don't you suck my dick?
Girl: Hahaha, you're so funny.
It's fucking ridiculous.
#3 - I should get me a WiiU 08/19/2014 on Lord knows i'd...Smash 0
#3 - Don't knock it till you've tried it, brother. - abrah… 08/19/2014 on Hmmm +2
#1 - Put your dick in it then.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/19/2014 on Hmmm +3
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#3 - accountforstripey (08/19/2014) [-]

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#29 - accountforstripey (04/09/2014) [+] (25 replies)
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#1 - accountforstripey (03/23/2014) [+] (21 replies)
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Hey hey my 						*******					   
   
Hows yous guys doin's

Hey hey my *******

Hows yous guys doin's
User avatar #111 - leonhardt (08/02/2014) [-]
I see you lurking on my profile.
#112 to #111 - accountforstripey (08/02/2014) [-]
Yes... yes indeed. Welcome to my cave of love.   
 actually I think I just read someone say something about you having an argument with some vegan and I wanted to see how that had gone down, 'cause I'm a curious 						******					. Also hello.
Yes... yes indeed. Welcome to my cave of love.
actually I think I just read someone say something about you having an argument with some vegan and I wanted to see how that had gone down, 'cause I'm a curious ****** . Also hello.
User avatar #113 to #112 - leonhardt (08/02/2014) [-]
I need an adult?
It wasn't so much an argument so much as it was me trying to make him believe that he was actually brainwashed by corporations or some **** into being a vegan.
User avatar #114 to #113 - accountforstripey (08/02/2014) [-]
Eh fair enough. I guess I mostly just wanted to see if it was the same vegan that didn't appreciate my explanation on why we eat pigs. May have been because I was trying to blame them for 9/11... Oh well nevermind
#100 - stripey (07/15/2014) [-]
What's good broskie?
What's good broskie?
#102 to #100 - accountforstripey (07/15/2014) [-]
also while i remember
User avatar #103 to #102 - stripey (07/15/2014) [-]
OH BOY I WON

where do I put my social security and mothers maiden name?

ooo javascripty code goodies, sounds fun
#104 to #103 - accountforstripey (07/15/2014) [-]
Word to that, JS'ing ( as we cool hacker types call it ) is pretty fun. Hoping to code all the matrixs by the end of July. What you been up to? Enjoying the summer?

Just ask anyone on xbox live. They seem to know everything about people's mothers.
Googled "stripeys social security number " and all I got was this image... I'll just give myself a B- on hacking skills.
#105 to #104 - stripey (07/15/2014) [-]
Just don't give rise to a computer uprising that destroys earth, please. I live there.

I've been chillin like a villain doing a bunch of random stuff. I've decided I want to learn all the things so I've been planning to teach myself adobe flash. Then I might look into coding goodies later. Also I want to play guitar and last night I learned how to tune it by myself which was nice

As of right now I'm just eating waffles though
you're obviously a pro hacker. make sure to browse in incognito mode so you don't get caught
#106 to #105 - accountforstripey (07/15/2014) [-]
Sure, I mean, I'll try but I already made a cool list of cities and put an image of a horsehead in as the background for a website, so yeah I feel like I've reached the point of no return on the whole &quot;start a robot uprising thing&quot;.   
   
Wut wut chicken butt, go you for trying ALL THE THINGS! and flash is tots also way fun.
Sure, I mean, I'll try but I already made a cool list of cities and put an image of a horsehead in as the background for a website, so yeah I feel like I've reached the point of no return on the whole "start a robot uprising thing".

Wut wut chicken butt, go you for trying ALL THE THINGS! and flash is tots also way fun.
#107 to #106 - stripey (07/15/2014) [-]
I have limited experience but I'll prolly pick it up fast enough   
   
&lt; I better get reading
I have limited experience but I'll prolly pick it up fast enough

< I better get reading
#108 to #107 - accountforstripey (07/15/2014) [-]
Pretty god damn sure you will
Heck, when I started my journey to becoming this Neo-like hacking god you see now, I didn't even know what a keyboard was.

Now, as you can see, I already site that's just waiting for mark zuckerberg to come and pay me gazillions for the copyrights and trademarks (or whatever websites have).
User avatar #109 to #108 - stripey (07/15/2014) [-]
I need this website in my life
#110 to #109 - accountforstripey (07/15/2014) [-]
Yeah my life did also vastly improve after making it.   
'Cept for the eeehm self aware robots it created.
Yeah my life did also vastly improve after making it.
'Cept for the eeehm self aware robots it created.
#101 to #100 - accountforstripey (07/15/2014) [-]
What's good Captain Bubble Butt?

learning javascript, eating pulledpork pizza and shifting my attention to the internet from time to time as a glorious form of procrastination
#95 - include (07/09/2014) [-]
I never see you comment anymore, I hope you're doing okay.
#96 to #95 - accountforstripey (07/09/2014) [-]
I'm fine thank you, it's very nice of you to ask.
I just occasionally need my breaks from this site. Mostly when the *********** and faggotry reaches critical mass.

It's some "best site on the internet natural cycle" thing that happens from time to time, so no worries.
#97 to #96 - include (07/09/2014) [-]
Alright cool, glad to know you're doing okay.
#98 to #97 - accountforstripey (07/09/2014) [-]
Yes sir, doing great and I hope you are too
Yes sir, doing great and I hope you are too
#99 to #98 - include (07/09/2014) [-]
Yes I am, thanks.

great gif, saved
#88 - stripey (06/06/2014) [-]
Happy three month birthday

I got you a present
#89 to #88 - accountforstripey (06/06/2014) [-]
thank you stripstrip... now ehm, it's not gonna blow up or something, right?
thank you stripstrip... now ehm, it's not gonna blow up or something, right?
#90 to #89 - stripey (06/06/2014) [-]
They only explode figuratively
They only explode figuratively
#91 to #90 - accountforstripey (06/06/2014) [-]
FERRETS! How did you know I wanted ferrets. Yay me!
And with that Fernando and Steamy Ray joins the family.
#92 to #91 - stripey (06/07/2014) [-]
Amazing   
   
fernando and steamy ray will be legends for decades to come   
   
but since the present didn't blow up and I have to maintain my title as lovable rascal I dare you to press the button puu.sh/3TAwt
Amazing

fernando and steamy ray will be legends for decades to come

but since the present didn't blow up and I have to maintain my title as lovable rascal I dare you to press the button puu.sh/3TAwt
#93 to #92 - accountforstripey (06/07/2014) [-]
you must think me a fool young one.   
know of these sites I do.   
the internet is my ally and a powerful ally it is   
   
Open many tabs google tells me your button does
you must think me a fool young one.
know of these sites I do.
the internet is my ally and a powerful ally it is

Open many tabs google tells me your button does
#94 to #93 - stripey (06/07/2014) [-]
you win this time, yoda

for now
#84 - grimandevil (05/18/2014) [-]
I drew ye
#85 to #84 - accountforstripey (05/18/2014) [-]
Thanks buddy, that's real nice of you and I do love it.
Never had anyone draw me before.
To be honest I didn't even know anyone knew me 'cept the few people I talk to.
User avatar #82 - nought (05/13/2014) [-]
Dedication
#83 to #82 - accountforstripey (05/13/2014) [-]
*procrastination
But flattered nonetheless
#28 - itsaggron (04/08/2014) [-]
Could you make me some kind of GIF pertaining to Aggron? Gigs are a pain to make on mobile. I will immortalize you as my object of desire if you do. Pls
User avatar #35 to #33 - itsaggron (04/09/2014) [-]
Me really ******* gusta this one. Thanks!
User avatar #39 to #35 - accountforstripey (04/09/2014) [-]
You're welcome :]
#25 - pizzaweed (04/08/2014) [-]
Can you put a pizza as Bender's face for me?
Can you put a pizza as Bender's face for me?
User avatar #38 to #30 - pizzaweed (04/09/2014) [-]
I think this will be simple of someone of your talents.

Do you think you could make me a userball?
User avatar #45 to #40 - pizzaweed (04/10/2014) [-]
awww yis
#27 to #25 - pizzaweed (04/08/2014) [-]
And one for Willie!
And one for Willie!
User avatar #36 to #31 - pizzaweed (04/09/2014) [-]
Oh my god yes. I love your artistic creativity. Never lose that!
#26 to #25 - pizzaweed (04/08/2014) [-]
And Spongebob's
And Spongebob's
User avatar #37 to #32 - pizzaweed (04/09/2014) [-]
All of these are amazing.





I love you
#20 - include (04/05/2014) [-]
Took me 3 hours to transparent this.
#21 to #20 - accountforstripey (04/05/2014) [-]
It looks wicked awesome and I'm glad you could make something out of it.   
Now you just need some context/content to put it into. That I'll be looking forward to.

It looks wicked awesome and I'm glad you could make something out of it.
Now you just need some context/content to put it into. That I'll be looking forward to.
#22 to #21 - include (04/05/2014) [-]
Thanks, I'm still deciding on the context.
#23 to #22 - accountforstripey (04/06/2014) [-]
Playing around in photoshop late at night   
Accidently you a .gif   
Have a nice day
Playing around in photoshop late at night
Accidently you a .gif
Have a nice day
#24 to #23 - include (04/06/2014) [-]
I love it.
#6 - stripey (04/01/2014) [-]
Geez, you're very talented at this whole commenting thing   
   
Have an account for one month and you've got comments with over 1000 thumbs
Geez, you're very talented at this whole commenting thing

Have an account for one month and you've got comments with over 1000 thumbs
#7 to #6 - accountforstripey (04/01/2014) [-]
Just doing what I can to make stripey senpai proud   
   
But honestly I thought it was an April fools thing or whatever when I got out of bed and saw +1000 thumbs. Freaked me out a little ^-^;   
   
And hi!!
Just doing what I can to make stripey senpai proud

But honestly I thought it was an April fools thing or whatever when I got out of bed and saw +1000 thumbs. Freaked me out a little ^-^;

And hi!!
#8 to #7 - stripey (04/01/2014) [-]
and your comment rank is 160, watch out include this guys gunning for you   
   
how's it going bro?
and your comment rank is 160, watch out include this guys gunning for you

how's it going bro?
#12 to #8 - include (04/02/2014) [-]
I don't mind, I love his comments. accountforstripey you should totally try for number 1.

That's right include senpai noticed you.
#16 to #12 - accountforstripey (04/02/2014) [-]
Oh hai there include   
Funny you should drop by, 'cos I was just about to send this to you   
www.deviantart.com/art/Twisted-Princess-Vanellope-401437397   
   
Figured it was something you could use for something ^-^
Oh hai there include
Funny you should drop by, 'cos I was just about to send this to you
www.deviantart.com/art/Twisted-Princess-Vanellope-401437397

Figured it was something you could use for something ^-^
#17 to #16 - include (04/02/2014) [-]
I love it.
#13 to #12 - stripey (04/02/2014) [-]
***** I'm his senpai
#9 to #8 - accountforstripey (04/01/2014) [-]
That rank thing did also hit me outta left field, but yeah, I'm totally just happy that I'm making peeps happy. With 132038 thumbs includ-ster has earned that #1... holy butt.

I'm doing pretty alright. Working on some, well ehm, work stuff I guess.
That and trying to find a new apartment.

All in all I'm happiness in human form.
How are you?
#10 to #9 - stripey (04/01/2014) [-]
That's the spirit!    
   
Good luck with the apartment! Get one with a loft, those are nice   
   
I'm doing well too, think I did good on my math test. I was just going to play some video games with my little brother
That's the spirit!

Good luck with the apartment! Get one with a loft, those are nice

I'm doing well too, think I did good on my math test. I was just going to play some video games with my little brother
#11 to #10 - accountforstripey (04/01/2014) [-]
Awesomejazz!!

Awesomejazz!!
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