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#4 - valid point, well put 08/24/2012 on This is a vampire, fuck... +1
#2 - it baffles me that they have gone from something to be feared …  [+] (12 new replies) 08/24/2012 on This is a vampire, fuck... 0
User avatar #3 - sinonyx (08/24/2012) [-]
know what an incubus is? was a synonym for vampire (during a certain time period at least, though even sometimes now it's the same thing)... if memory serves right (which it probably doesn't) lot of stories about it between 1600-1800

now while most of the vampires out of the movies im listing below are attractive, they didnt use they're sex to lure people somewhere
scary vampires today that i can think of
30 days of night
let the right one (or 'let me in' both basically the same movie)
blade 2, the new breed of vampires didn't lure anyone with sex
blade 3's Dracula (he gave no shits for human life and didn't lure them to him with sex)
i am legend/omega (they're vampires, in the book they are vampires, if you say they're zombies you're retarded)
i haven't watched underworld in a long time so i dont remember which they were

....we need more vampire movies, because those, twilight, and interview with a vampire are all i can think of
User avatar #9 - thetellerofstories (08/25/2012) [-]
an incubus is a female demon, associated with sex and lust, it entraps men and kills them during sex, she would then provcede to mutilate and devour his body leaving his soul to rot in hell. just letting you know, what you are thinking of is the victorian style vampire, much like the incubus it not only drank blood they were known to suck the life force out of people, they were also associated with sex, as was much focus in those days.
User avatar #10 - sinonyx (08/25/2012) [-]
i stopped reading after you said female demon... succubus is the female, incubus is the male
User avatar #11 - thetellerofstories (08/25/2012) [-]
my mistake, incubus is the same just gender switched. is male and preys on women it is still not a vampire.
User avatar #12 - sinonyx (08/25/2012) [-]
i stole this from google because i'm to tired to make a good arguement right now

An incubus is a small subset of vampires. Anything that steals life-energy is a vampire and a incubus certainly does this.
User avatar #13 - thetellerofstories (08/25/2012) [-]
though a vampire is not designated as a demon while an incubus is
User avatar #14 - sinonyx (08/25/2012) [-]
*sigh* ok.. umm....
there's many variations on vampires, some times they're demons, sometimes they're undead, sometimes they're just a different species

there's sang vamps (vamps that feed on blood) and psy vamps (vamps that feed on energy) and some that do both

i'm currently readins a book series called anita blake vampire hunter, the vampiers in this have different powers (which is fairly common nowadays i think), there are vampiers that are succubus/incubus because their powers make them more attractive and they not only feed off of blood but they can feed off of sex

User avatar #15 - thetellerofstories (08/25/2012) [-]
those ae new vampires im going off of older books and movies, the incubus is a demon while a vampire is only a minor denzine of hell, the difference is not taken away because of one book. psy and sang vampires are still only a reserected human, not a fully bred demon, the vampire powers could only go so far while a demons could evolve.
User avatar #5 - fieryphoenix (08/24/2012) [-]
Actually, an incubus is a demon that would either infiltrate the dreams of women and feed on their emotions, or rape them while they were sleeping
Also a 90s alt rock band...

But I definitely agree with you. I hate how everybody's first thought when they hear the word 'vampire' is that glittery Twilight bullshit. I loved the vampires in Underworld, Anne Rice was incredibly original with the vampires in the Queen of the Damned series and still managed to make them both scary and sexy.
TL;DR Vampires are still cool, dammit.
User avatar #7 - sinonyx (08/24/2012) [-]
yeah incubus is a demon, but i've heard a few stories of incubus that would lure people to their bed and drain them of blood

my first thought when someone says vampire, is both blade and 30 days of night at the same time. while blade might not be the best vampire movies, it was the first vampire movie i ever saw.. but 30 days of night is really what vampires should be thought of as (in my opinion)
i've yet to read any of anne rice (i'm more of a zombie person than vampire), are they actually good? or is it more of a 'you like it more because everyone else does too' thing?
User avatar #8 - fieryphoenix (08/24/2012) [-]
Actually I haven't heard anybody mention Anne Rice in probably 5 years... But it's definitely a classic series, and done in a much different way than most. The first book "Interview With a Vampire" is literally just that. It's set in Italy and France in the early 1800's, with the vampire telling his story to an interviewer centuries later. I'm sure you can find a more detailed review than that if you're actually interested, but what I'm saying is I like it because it focuses on the concept and existence of the vampire himself rather than some crap romance. There's a little bit of that too, but... That really just seems to be unavoidable.
User avatar #4 - abstractodin (08/24/2012) [-]
valid point, well put
#5 - "I learned how to do this at west point" 08/24/2012 on sounds about right 0
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#4 - anonymous (08/23/2012) [-]
i know that they can be dangours please not can be as i know that not alwasythe case the problem is people who buy them are gernally in two types type 1 is thye got the dog as they like the breed or the look of the dog but know how to care for it the other type aret he ass hats that think its cool to geta dog and make them vicuos and leet them fight other dogs to make them think it cool or good for them it these ass aht that make this happen
#2 - Comment deleted 08/22/2012 on sounds about right 0
#5 - poor guy I had to wake him up to get this shot 08/10/2012 on random kitten pic 0

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