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Date Signed Up:1/02/2012
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Level 280 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 281 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor
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#66 - Why so defensive? Your comment and use of it is perfectly vali… 04/28/2014 on Fat people 0
#55 - I didn't say that. All I did was express my amusement at your … 04/28/2014 on Fat people 0
#38 - I like how you took the copypasta and just added "Perfect… 04/27/2014 on Fat people 0
#36 - It all went to her stomach. At least, I hope that's her stomach. 04/27/2014 on Fat people +3
#77 - Good Lord, pretentiousness? From House ? The absolute horror!  [+] (1 new reply) 04/27/2014 on 10 TV & Movie Screen Caps +2
#93 - ryderjbudde (04/27/2014) [-]
Pretentious: attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.

Dr. House is acting like he knows more than he actually does to seem witty. Normally, Dr. House uses facts that he knows because he's such a good doctor or whatever, but because the writers misunderstand genetics, he tries to sound smart by saying something incorrect. That's not a characteristic of House. He may be full of himself, but he has reason to be. Just saying.
#149 - I think giving complementary blowjobs at birthdays would be th… 04/26/2014 on When I Pull An Argument Out... +9
#220 - Good Lord, just like in Outlast. Use the lockers to … 04/24/2014 on How To Scare a Gamer +18
#187 - Thumbwhore or not, I'd crack open her Easter eggs 04/21/2014 on Happy Easter +1
#149 - Oh god imagining that description 04/16/2014 on Someone Said It +1
#47 - O I C  [+] (3 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Cultural Pearl Harbour 0
#48 - notstill (04/14/2014) [-]
well now you know you aren't as racist as the rest of funnyjunk
#57 - xcoreyx (04/14/2014) [-]
Because you totally have to be racist in order to get a really obvious racist joke...
User avatar #61 - notstill (04/14/2014) [-]
shut up nigger
#13 - Picture 04/14/2014 on Boobs +27
#66 - Cage is love Cage is life 04/14/2014 on My Little Alchemy +5
#25 - Picture 04/14/2014 on catspeak 0
#36 - A cat is fine too... 04/14/2014 on Animated Heavy Breathing Cat 0
#25 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Crappy Easter +24
#94 - moneybrasco (04/14/2014) [-]
#39 - kommandantvideo (04/14/2014) [-]
you saved a thumbnail god damnit
User avatar #47 - parishailsatan (04/14/2014) [-]
You did too.
User avatar #26 - qxangelxp (04/14/2014) [-]
hue.
#41 - I think those are meant to be eye bags  [+] (5 new replies) 04/14/2014 on Cultural Pearl Harbour -5
User avatar #44 - notstill (04/14/2014) [-]
>he doesn't get it
#47 - absolyst (04/14/2014) [-]
O I C
#48 - notstill (04/14/2014) [-]
well now you know you aren't as racist as the rest of funnyjunk
#57 - xcoreyx (04/14/2014) [-]
Because you totally have to be racist in order to get a really obvious racist joke...
User avatar #61 - notstill (04/14/2014) [-]
shut up nigger
#180 - hue 04/13/2014 on Your average Skyrim experience +8
#128 - I guess that could work, if you don't mind doing only 100 dama…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Link 0
User avatar #132 - platinuminfernape (04/13/2014) [-]
It is supposed to be durable.
User avatar #152 - fishandkids (04/13/2014) [-]
That may be the better option in uu, but I use Umbreon as a tank that after 3 turns can atleast 3 shot anything in ou. I need the curese so that I can take anything that is thrown at me. Umbreon 252 Ev in sp.def and rest in hp and def and +2 (defense) curse if you get a good switch can tank anything as long as they don't get a critical hit.
#123 - I dunno, there aren't any EVs in Sp. Attack...  [+] (4 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Link 0
User avatar #127 - platinuminfernape (04/13/2014) [-]
Can't it get night shade?
User avatar #128 - absolyst (04/13/2014) [-]
I guess that could work, if you don't mind doing only 100 damage each move, plus the Toxic tick. Could be a long battle.
User avatar #132 - platinuminfernape (04/13/2014) [-]
It is supposed to be durable.
User avatar #152 - fishandkids (04/13/2014) [-]
That may be the better option in uu, but I use Umbreon as a tank that after 3 turns can atleast 3 shot anything in ou. I need the curese so that I can take anything that is thrown at me. Umbreon 252 Ev in sp.def and rest in hp and def and +2 (defense) curse if you get a good switch can tank anything as long as they don't get a critical hit.
#118 - Curse would make up for the low Attack and complement the alre…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Link 0
User avatar #121 - platinuminfernape (04/13/2014) [-]
Dark pulse would do :/
User avatar #123 - absolyst (04/13/2014) [-]
I dunno, there aren't any EVs in Sp. Attack...
User avatar #127 - platinuminfernape (04/13/2014) [-]
Can't it get night shade?
User avatar #128 - absolyst (04/13/2014) [-]
I guess that could work, if you don't mind doing only 100 damage each move, plus the Toxic tick. Could be a long battle.
User avatar #132 - platinuminfernape (04/13/2014) [-]
It is supposed to be durable.
User avatar #152 - fishandkids (04/13/2014) [-]
That may be the better option in uu, but I use Umbreon as a tank that after 3 turns can atleast 3 shot anything in ou. I need the curese so that I can take anything that is thrown at me. Umbreon 252 Ev in sp.def and rest in hp and def and +2 (defense) curse if you get a good switch can tank anything as long as they don't get a critical hit.
#108 - Because Payback does double damage if the user moves after the target?  [+] (8 new replies) 04/13/2014 on Link 0
User avatar #109 - platinuminfernape (04/13/2014) [-]
But speed is already its lowest stat (tied with its attack stat)
User avatar #118 - absolyst (04/13/2014) [-]
Curse would make up for the low Attack and complement the already high Defense, and its speed reduction would be irrelevant. If you were to switch it out for Toxic then you'd also have to switch out Payback for another move that isn't physical, because there would be no Attack to back it up. They complement each other.
User avatar #121 - platinuminfernape (04/13/2014) [-]
Dark pulse would do :/
User avatar #123 - absolyst (04/13/2014) [-]
I dunno, there aren't any EVs in Sp. Attack...
User avatar #127 - platinuminfernape (04/13/2014) [-]
Can't it get night shade?
User avatar #128 - absolyst (04/13/2014) [-]
I guess that could work, if you don't mind doing only 100 damage each move, plus the Toxic tick. Could be a long battle.
User avatar #132 - platinuminfernape (04/13/2014) [-]
It is supposed to be durable.
User avatar #152 - fishandkids (04/13/2014) [-]
That may be the better option in uu, but I use Umbreon as a tank that after 3 turns can atleast 3 shot anything in ou. I need the curese so that I can take anything that is thrown at me. Umbreon 252 Ev in sp.def and rest in hp and def and +2 (defense) curse if you get a good switch can tank anything as long as they don't get a critical hit.
#320 - The world would be an empty place if that happened.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on the aftermath of war +2
#528 - sylaz (03/30/2014) [-]
No it wouldn't, clearly a bunch of ppl belive in this, myself included.
#9 - Apologies for crop job 03/24/2014 on Picture from the past #2 +16
#86 - Care to share?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on There will be blood 0
#121 - YourAnalProbe (03/18/2014) [-]
#20 - Is he still working on that, by the way? Have any sequels or u…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2014 on (Island get away, nine... 0
User avatar #58 - megatrollinator (03/18/2014) [-]
It's a completed work now.
User avatar #23 - zombiesnipertwo (03/17/2014) [-]
yes
got to lemonfont.com
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User avatar #1 - reesepiece (07/31/2012) [-]
No waste of time, to be honest. You got me curious. I hear it's a good anime. Like Another or DeathNote or Yuyu hakasho, and I totally killed the spelling of that.
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