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#25 - But beware, I, the dastardly dark type, may steal your water, …  [+] (10 new replies) 03/21/2014 on Artificial plants scare vegans +41
User avatar #35 - cookiel (03/21/2014) [-]
I'm so fucking pissed they changed it to a fucking fairy type
#89 - anonymous (03/22/2014) [-]
You would be because you probably don't play the game.
Mawile desperately needed a defensive typing and a boost to make it relevant again.
User avatar #91 - cookiel (03/22/2014) [-]
I do play it....but I just hate fairy type in general and fuck it's need for relevance
User avatar #61 - neoexdeath (03/21/2014) [-]
Fairy+Mega Evolution= THE DOOM BRINGER.
User avatar #56 - hydraetis (03/21/2014) [-]
Probably because it's kinda useless and they wanted to give it a boost.
User avatar #86 - cfeuer (03/22/2014) [-]
105 base attack.
sucker punch does 80 damage. huge power makes that 180 dmg priority.

it got more than a boost in gen 6. its an OU.
User avatar #87 - cfeuer (03/22/2014) [-]
160*
#65 - legendofbearo (03/21/2014) [-]
My waifu doesn't need your speculation
User avatar #51 - Tyranitar (03/21/2014) [-]
I think they did it because it is (or was in Gen 3, anyway) supposed to be Sableye's rival Pokemon, and Sableye's only weakness is Fairy.

Although with this logic, they should've also done Mega Sableye.
User avatar #54 - cookiel (03/21/2014) [-]
Yeah I remember that but ugh fairy types fucked everything up for me since in Y I refused to use anything past Gen 3 in my party (after I leveled my froakie to 36 and evolved the fossil thing).
#15 - how could you  [+] (12 new replies) 03/17/2014 on poor thing +28
User avatar #20 - sweetbutteryjesus (03/18/2014) [-]
Rip in peace Edd
User avatar #39 - zomaru (03/18/2014) [-]
Who was that again, I never understood the hype in the first place.
User avatar #52 - iridium (03/18/2014) [-]
British Web-toon animator. Had some really solid animations, that didn't rely on references, parodies, satire, bashing, immaturity or vulgarity in order to be funny. Died 2 years ago from Leukemia and everyone was sad.
User avatar #43 - stripey (03/18/2014) [-]
Ed of Edsworld, he was one of those iconic animators like egoraptor.

A lot of people have nostalgia for his animations, and they were quite good.
User avatar #84 - zomaru (03/18/2014) [-]
Egoraptor?
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User avatar #86 - stripey (03/18/2014) [-]
you've never heard of egoraptor?

go look him up
User avatar #90 - stripey (03/18/2014) [-]
FJ went down and I clicked "reply" a bunch of times -_-
#59 - nibbero (03/18/2014) [-]
Did somebody say Egoraptor?
#17 - lulzdealer (03/17/2014) [-]
How does this make you feel?
#48 - Comment deleted 03/17/2014 on What's One Of your Deepest... +5
#6 - White history 101  [+] (2 new replies) 03/17/2014 on Americanas +5
#20 - anonymous (03/17/2014) [-]
Atilla the Hun wasn't white and he owned half the world.... literally half the world
#24 - anonymous (03/17/2014) [-]
i think you meant raped and plundered and then moved on to the next part until the area covered was half the world.
#42 - Why not Zoidberg?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on Dead babies +1
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#75 - 2slow 03/17/2014 on Hero guys +4
#65 - 9 was the shit, but that's all I remember about it 03/13/2014 on wait -5
#6 - I guess you could say I have a few 03/12/2014 on sonic at it's finest 0
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#6 - absolutiondreams (03/12/2014) [-]
I guess you could say I have a few
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#6 - absolutiondreams (03/12/2014) [-]
I guess you could say I have a few
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#6 - absolutiondreams (03/12/2014) [-]
I guess you could say I have a few
#6 - Mega-swampert confirmed 03/12/2014 on You don't have enough... +1
#518 - I'm that one cousin who, because you have so many of them, you… 03/12/2014 on If I'm the daddy of this... 0
#7 - Everybody everybody everybody cries 03/11/2014 on Fucking spoilers -_- 0
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#91 - What do I do if I have 20 that cycle through? 03/11/2014 on Post Yer Desktop 0
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#92 - I got X (or Calem, whatever) Hmm, Calum and Calem. Do peop… 03/10/2014 on Roomates? 0
#5 - Now Gold must experience the same Run, Ruby, run! 03/10/2014 on Twitch +1
#52 - It's cause that's the common argument, and the common topic to… 03/09/2014 on Wild Love in the animal... -1
#43 - Tell me again how homosexuality is unnatural  [+] (16 new replies) 03/09/2014 on Wild Love in the animal... +73
User avatar #225 - snowshark (03/10/2014) [-]
It's unnatural in atypical humans. Homosexuality is a genetic quirk like being short-sighted, so in essence short-sight is also unnatural in atypical humans.

But glasses are unnatural everywhere.
So are cars.
And clothes.
And electrical appliances.
And gods.

Also anal.
User avatar #205 - commontroll (03/10/2014) [-]
Well, maybe because most of these males and females still have sex with the opposite sex.
User avatar #113 - serotonin (03/09/2014) [-]
I can give it a shoot. In spicies described in post it is normal for majority of individuals while in humans it is present in just few %. So it is not unnatural per se but in humans it is deviation..how did i do?
User avatar #192 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/10/2014) [-]
You did terribly. Saying homosexuality is unnatural is like saying green eyes are unnatural since a small percentage of people have them.
User avatar #289 - serotonin (03/10/2014) [-]
Well color of the eyes has almost no influence on ones reproductive abilities so it is hardly comparable. I can try something else...like> In all of this spicies male on male sex has only single purpose, to get to females (excepsion is Bonobos but they are all bisexual)
User avatar #291 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/10/2014) [-]
There are examples of homosexual conduct in many primate and ape species. You still have no point.
User avatar #292 - serotonin (03/10/2014) [-]
Oh well I tried
User avatar #293 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/11/2014) [-]
#reckered
User avatar #294 - serotonin (03/11/2014) [-]
?
#51 - anonymous (03/09/2014) [-]
where exactly did you find homosexuality on that list? it's just different kinds of heterosexuality.
User avatar #87 - fuccthedevil (03/09/2014) [-]
Did you not read that those male monkeys would have casual sex with each other JUST TO RELEASE TENSION?
User avatar #227 - snowshark (03/10/2014) [-]
I don't mind dem queers but since when has jamming something up your arse repeatedly relieved tension?

I figure that kind of shit-play would tense my crev muscles right up... and kill my sphinct. *shrug* But there are people who wank to Metallica so different strokes for different folks I guess.
User avatar #238 - fuccthedevil (03/10/2014) [-]
Have you never had an orgasm?
User avatar #239 - snowshark (03/10/2014) [-]
Honestly I just wanted to say 'crev', and 'sphinct'.

I'm a man of simple pleasures.
#162 - anonymous (03/10/2014) [-]
But the ultimate aim is to get the female, plus they said no homo.
#52 - absolutiondreams (03/09/2014) [-]
It's cause that's the common argument, and the common topic to go along with that argument. I'm sure a lot of people who do the things above (the things humans can do anyway) would be subjected to the same.
Homosexuality is actually in the bonabo and the ruff's article, too. (maybe in the spotted hyena, but not really).
#97 - Jigglypuff in Heartgold. In the safari zone. Two safari ba… 03/09/2014 on The cruel world of Pokemon +1
#1 - Picture 03/08/2014 on horror movie ads +6

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