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#5 - What's worse is i know exactly which flash you're referring to  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on gg +12
#23 - KnowinglyUnknown (05/12/2014) [-]
We all do, brother.


We all do.
#9 - That's beautiful. 05/11/2014 on Guys, are you reggie for... +2
#200 - a comic  [+] (1 new reply) 05/11/2014 on You're still a slut +12
User avatar #209 - avatarsarefornoobs (05/11/2014) [-]
i... cant argue with that logic.
#61 - bitch ass description can't tell me what to do 05/07/2014 on You're welcome FJ +6
#5 - Nicholas Bars Kevin Yveltal Bruce Tractor Danzel D… 05/05/2014 on How many of them can you... +4
#78 - What a silly question 05/03/2014 on What would you do with it? -1
#8 - Picture 05/01/2014 on Miss Japan Is Looking Good +3
#22 - Raaaaaaggge! 05/01/2014 on first world privledge 0
#11 - Multiverse theory. Everything is canon 04/29/2014 on darth feels +1
#12 - Fool! My luxurious weed leaf mane is superior! 04/28/2014 on Spiky Hair Always 0
#9 - Birds sometimes forget they can fly 04/26/2014 on A good idea 0
#15 - Actually, I think I was just annoyed at the American flag taki… 04/26/2014 on Deutschland why... 0
#18 - I'd say about half of our fanbase is the cringe-worthy type. …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2014 on Cringe Compilation 17 +2
User avatar #29 - ninjabadger (04/26/2014) [-]
I will admit, I don't look up much that's related to Sonic, so I don't have a good enough of a sample to make my assertion acceptable. But still with how little I've seen, I had reason to guess it was a fairly high proportion. 50% isn't that bad in the scheme of things I guess.
#3 - Picture 04/26/2014 on internet explorer stopped... 0
#1 - Best translation A+/10  [+] (3 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Creep +402
User avatar #17 - dambusta (04/27/2014) [-]
aghh my brain
User avatar #11 - rarityrarityrarity (04/26/2014) [-]
it's his trun!
User avatar #4 - lyder (04/26/2014) [-]
I think you mean A:
#15 - Elysium and the Isles of the Blest. I mean, they're still …  [+] (12 new replies) 04/26/2014 on Let the religous hunger... +18
User avatar #21 - bunt (04/26/2014) [-]
Hades is both hell and heaven. For example Tartarus is the hell part of Hades and Elysium is the heaven part of it.
User avatar #19 - agrofenlas (04/26/2014) [-]
Yes, well, Hades is not necessarily a bad place, or person. It is simply where dead souls go, and the god Hades is simply the man that runs the place. I think disney made him to much of a villain. In my opinion Zeus, The manwhore should have been the villain because most of greek myths problems stems from the fact that he can't keep it in his pants.
User avatar #65 - ennaburning (04/26/2014) [-]
Hades in actual mythology is not pictured as a 'bad guy' - he's just a constant, and unavoidable fact that scares some people - just like death itself...
User avatar #35 - Sethorein (04/26/2014) [-]
they just kinda glossed over the fact that Hera had this tendency of trying to kill his bastards...
User avatar #23 - serotonin (04/26/2014) [-]
Titans are actually good guys in mythology. They made humans, during their reign everyone was immortal and leater on one of them gave humans fire....gods are dicks compared to titans
#56 - ANONpirate (04/26/2014) [-]
I don't know about that part so much... it was called the "golden age" because man had no worries. But they also had no knowledge, and were initially created to entertain the Titans, specifically Kronos, because he was really bored and/or hungry. So we were more like trained chimps, minus the training. and it wasn't until after the Titans were overthrown that Prometheus gave us fire, and even then he did so against Zeus's orders because he foresaw that it would help humans to grow and be more than just ignorant entertainment.

TL;DR- Kronos and Zeus both suck in equal measure, but we have to kiss up to one if we want to avoid a horrible death, and Prometheus is our awesome uncle who doesn't get mentioned nearly as often as he should.

pic unrelated, i just think it's good for a giggle.
#100 - pariahlol (04/27/2014) [-]
dude, so kinda unrelated but I have a theory
Prometheus and Satan are the same person from different mythological standpoints.
Both give the gift/curse of knowledge (apple from tree of truth and knowledge/ prometheus' fire) to mankind, against the wishes of the guy up top (God/Zeus), and for that they are punished. However, in Judeo-Christian beliefs this is a negative act, as it reveals all of the negatives of life, but in Greek beliefs this was a positive act as it granted us true free will.
User avatar #58 - serotonin (04/26/2014) [-]
well
Zues - Asshat, pervert, keeping humanity down
Kronos - Created humans, kept them imortal, asshat, kept humanity down

I give my vote to kronos
User avatar #60 - ANONpirate (04/26/2014) [-]
I am curious as to where you read that humanity was immortal in the 'Golden Age'... i've never heard that before.
Granted, I have heard that we were originally created as two headed beings with four arms and four legs, and then we were split and have to forever look for our other half, but the immortality thing is new :/
User avatar #68 - serotonin (04/26/2014) [-]
I dont have time for longer reply but that 4 legs and stuff is not part of mythology. It was created on one ``phylosophy night`` bunch of phylosopher get around drink and speak about...stuff. They discused nature of female male relations and one of them sugested that 4 legs theory
#17 - neefew (04/26/2014) [-]
hooray for eddsworld gif
User avatar #18 - splendiddust (04/26/2014) [-]
tfw it made me remember he died
#20 - yes 04/24/2014 on Creepy but Cool +37
#13 - Don't you have Gaelic? I know you share that with Ireland…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/24/2014 on Deutschland why... 0
#14 - ColonelHansLanda (04/25/2014) [-]
I can't remember writing this. I honestly think I might have been drunk which seems rather pathetic now. So I do apologise.
To answer your question - I actually do have a little bit of Gaelic - I went to a school which had a Gaelic and English medium to it (this is rather rare in Scotland). Less than 1% of our population speaks Gaelic fluently. Also it's different to Irish Gaelic. One of the key things to note is they pronounce it Gay-lic where as we pronounce it Gah-lic. However saying that, they are similar languages with a lot in common.
Again I will admit wrong for posting that reply to you however I think my issue was the fact that every country in the United Kingdom speaks English as their first language. Really seems petty now. At the time my reply seemed hysterical to me.
User avatar #15 - absolutiondreams (04/26/2014) [-]
Actually, I think I was just annoyed at the American flag taking up half of it. The Union Jack alone would have been just as good. You're right, this whole thing was a bit petty, but I'm going to keep my original comment up, just because.
#8 - fixed 'cause screw that noise; it's called English for a reason  [+] (4 new replies) 04/22/2014 on Deutschland why... -1
#10 - ColonelHansLanda (04/23/2014) [-]
Go fuck yourself from Scotland.
User avatar #13 - absolutiondreams (04/24/2014) [-]
Don't you have Gaelic?
I know you share that with Ireland, but you have Scottish Gaelic, even if its not widely used.
Plus Scots language, which is unique to you up North (except a little in Northern Ireland).
And what's wrong with putting the flag of the country next to the language named after it?
They didn't put the Belgian flag next to the guy speaking French.
#14 - ColonelHansLanda (04/25/2014) [-]
I can't remember writing this. I honestly think I might have been drunk which seems rather pathetic now. So I do apologise.
To answer your question - I actually do have a little bit of Gaelic - I went to a school which had a Gaelic and English medium to it (this is rather rare in Scotland). Less than 1% of our population speaks Gaelic fluently. Also it's different to Irish Gaelic. One of the key things to note is they pronounce it Gay-lic where as we pronounce it Gah-lic. However saying that, they are similar languages with a lot in common.
Again I will admit wrong for posting that reply to you however I think my issue was the fact that every country in the United Kingdom speaks English as their first language. Really seems petty now. At the time my reply seemed hysterical to me.
User avatar #15 - absolutiondreams (04/26/2014) [-]
Actually, I think I was just annoyed at the American flag taking up half of it. The Union Jack alone would have been just as good. You're right, this whole thing was a bit petty, but I'm going to keep my original comment up, just because.
#9 - I don't believe I'm in a position to say. My OC: one… 04/21/2014 on #rekt 0
#203 - Picture 04/16/2014 on just justin bieber eating... 0
#44 - Let's add to your already large workload, because **** … 04/16/2014 on Post and i will draw (no NSFW) +1
#8 - Super Saiyan hedgehogs you say...  [+] (3 new replies) 04/16/2014 on hedgehog +1
User avatar #13 - ohhh (04/17/2014) [-]
Autism
User avatar #14 - ohhh (04/17/2014) [-]
But seriously, it's actually a decent drawing.
#10 - anonymous (04/17/2014) [-]
pothead the porcupine
#385 - I'm a very boring person MFW trying to think of something … 04/10/2014 on Secrets +4
#77 - Yes. I want X9 dammit! But Mighty No. 9 looks awesome,…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/10/2014 on Challenger Approaching! +4
User avatar #315 - numbertwozeldafan (04/12/2014) [-]
We will never have X9 or Legends 3 or Online or Universe or Xover or any of the other games Capcom promised us.

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