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absolutiondreams

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Date Signed Up:8/27/2012
Last Login:3/31/2015
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#11 - Picture 01/09/2015 on Middle school girls +3
#10 - words  [+] (1 new reply) 01/09/2015 on Middle school girls +4
#11 - absolutiondreams (01/09/2015) [-]
#9 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 01/09/2015 on Middle school girls +3
User avatar #10 - absolutiondreams (01/09/2015) [-]
words
#11 - absolutiondreams (01/09/2015) [-]
#8 - Rare footage of Sonic 4's sound production team 01/06/2015 on pretty cat-chy 0
#29 - Snape kills Dumbeldore Your favourite Game …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on o.o +1
User avatar #31 - godtherapist (01/04/2015) [-]
Every Game of Thrones character dies. Not a spoiler
penis
#9 - y=sin(x) and y=cos(x), bitches!  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on Am I smooth yet, guis? +2
User avatar #21 - amusingusername (01/04/2015) [-]
I see you like bumpy rides.
#30 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/03/2015 on have i mentioned i'm... +4
#31 - giffythetoad (01/03/2015) [-]
#8 - The ass too fat 01/02/2015 on (untitled) 0
#70 - **absolutiondreams used "*roll pokemon*"** **absolutiondrea… 12/24/2014 on What Pokemon are you 0
#63 - Picture 12/24/2014 on TIME FOR A CHRISTMAS PARTY FJ! 0
#6 - What would you do if you encountered a shiny scyther?  [+] (8 new replies) 12/23/2014 on Thanks random stranger! +4
User avatar #13 - aceshot (12/24/2014) [-]
bro, that is scizor, not scyther
#14 - astarothaufromage (12/24/2014) [-]
Yeah eh, you can't catch scizors tho. So the only way to obtain one is to catch a scyther.
User avatar #15 - aceshot (12/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, well considering its level, moveset, IV's, shininess and OT, I can garuntee that this pokemon was cheated into the game and then cloned and distributed. I highly doubt this is legit unless it was either Kalos or ORAS Hoenn born.
User avatar #35 - megatonpunch (12/24/2014) [-]
See that thing to the right of the star? That pentagon represents X/Y-ORAS born. If you don't believe me I can post pics of legit pokemon and fakes. (Well actually some of them just were not born in those games). Also getting 5 IV pokemon really isn't that difficult, it's mainly getting the right nature, ability and shiny- that's the hard part. Which seeing that thats Adamant, Technician and shiny,- some higher power must have been smiling upon the person who hatched. Also I'm pretty sure whatever the parent pokemon was caught in effects what pokeball the offspring come in (I'll check that rq). Oh if you play, I can breed you some 5 IV pokemon... IV only, nature and ability shit is too hard for free. Just pm me
User avatar #41 - meganinja (12/24/2014) [-]
But Nature is the easiest part...

But if you could breed me a nice shuckle I would <3 for a while
User avatar #36 - aceshot (12/24/2014) [-]
I don't mean to sound rude, but I really don't need you to breed pokemon for me. I can breed 5 IV pokemon with its respective good nature and egg moves myself. I have whole boxes or IV bred pokemon. Two of which are actually shiny, including Shiny 4 IV Kalos born Gallade and 5 IV shiny Kalos born adamant No Guard Golurk.
#37 - megatonpunch (12/24/2014) [-]
No offense taken, guess I should apologize too since the " "could a came off in a way that makes me sound like a jerk. Also so I tried breeding my nidoking that was in a safari ball, yet no luck there. However when I bred my talonflame the baby did come in a great ball. (I did kind of google why that happened, and it figures out its because female pokemon pass on what they were caught in. Male pokemon always pass on a pokeball, for genderless it's the same thing... I learned something new today.)
#16 - astarothaufromage (12/24/2014) [-]
Yeah of course, altho his stats aren;t all that special for a lvl 60 scizor, besides the 200 attack, but that's probably where the EV's are. But I'm saying that #6 here is right and that if it was legit it would have been caught as a scyther. And by the way, I would use a masterball if I found one. I'd probably also learn it a similar moveset.
#62 - Probably not, seeing as they're both bi 12/23/2014 on Haters gonna hate... -1
#39 - lol 12/15/2014 on Just a fj question 0
#42 - Do you have any links to any relevant studies or papers? …  [+] (7 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Even feminists don't have a... 0
#55 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
All Working Men to All Working Women by the hour and job it's $.98 to $1.00
User avatar #46 - kiaserzerg (12/14/2014) [-]
female householder to male householder unmarried you can clearly see the number they do make is way more than males, and completely shits on the estimate.
User avatar #45 - kiaserzerg (12/14/2014) [-]
on the last link, check out page 14 on households with unmarried and people who dont have children,
#61 - nehviir (12/14/2014) [-]
Not trying to start a shitstorm but I could only find this on p. 5
Seems to reasonably support the 'feminist' statistics...
'Changes between 2009 and 2010 in the real median earnings of men and women, aged 15 and older who worked full time, year round, were not statistically significant. In 2010, the female to-male earnings ratio was 0.77, not statistically different from the 2009 ratio (Table 1 and Figure 2).'
User avatar #63 - kiaserzerg (12/14/2014) [-]
thats talking about the grand total as they all seem to, go down one more page and look at the stats for male to female earnings in unmarried households.
User avatar #43 - kiaserzerg (12/14/2014) [-]
I'm looking for it right now, i know one was the 2010 census, and i think sommers did something on it recently.
#37 - Picture  [+] (11 new replies) 12/14/2014 on Even feminists don't have a... +94
User avatar #66 - fyaq (12/14/2014) [-]
www.cbsnews.com/news/the-gender-pay-gap-is-a-complete-myth/


I've seen other places put numbers to it, the basic principle is the 75c thing is a myth and generally women make more on average, especially in lower end jobs due to extra pay for childcare.
User avatar #87 - fyaq (12/14/2014) [-]
But the instant circlejerk to every LOL UR WRONG UR BAD comment is insane.
User avatar #41 - kiaserzerg (12/14/2014) [-]
not all women earn that much, but women who are unmarried and dont have a child tend to earn 8 cents more than a male in the same field.
User avatar #42 - absolutiondreams (12/14/2014) [-]
Do you have any links to any relevant studies or papers?
I have to be as critical of this as I would the 0.75-1$ wage gap feminists claim exists, or I'd be hypocritical
#55 - anonymous (12/14/2014) [-]
All Working Men to All Working Women by the hour and job it's $.98 to $1.00
User avatar #46 - kiaserzerg (12/14/2014) [-]
female householder to male householder unmarried you can clearly see the number they do make is way more than males, and completely shits on the estimate.
User avatar #45 - kiaserzerg (12/14/2014) [-]
on the last link, check out page 14 on households with unmarried and people who dont have children,
#61 - nehviir (12/14/2014) [-]
Not trying to start a shitstorm but I could only find this on p. 5
Seems to reasonably support the 'feminist' statistics...
'Changes between 2009 and 2010 in the real median earnings of men and women, aged 15 and older who worked full time, year round, were not statistically significant. In 2010, the female to-male earnings ratio was 0.77, not statistically different from the 2009 ratio (Table 1 and Figure 2).'
User avatar #63 - kiaserzerg (12/14/2014) [-]
thats talking about the grand total as they all seem to, go down one more page and look at the stats for male to female earnings in unmarried households.
User avatar #43 - kiaserzerg (12/14/2014) [-]
I'm looking for it right now, i know one was the 2010 census, and i think sommers did something on it recently.
#37 - do I get to be a badass reploid? If not, I'll make myself one 12/11/2014 on Theoretical life choices... 0
#264 - Picture 12/09/2014 on [Untitled] 0
#2024 - ... I don't know. Nevermind 12/07/2014 on mods draw you a Christmas hat 0
#2020 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/07/2014 on mods draw you a Christmas hat 0
User avatar #2022 - andranadu (12/07/2014) [-]
where the fuck do i put it
User avatar #2024 - absolutiondreams (12/07/2014) [-]
... I don't know. Nevermind
#149 - That's both an autistic misuse of the meme and a very mean thi… 12/05/2014 on Somewhat Amusing 0
#19 - Picture 11/30/2014 on Women can do no wrong +13
#23 - Fly, sex, money 11/27/2014 on Choice Games Channel! +1
#6 - He seems fine with it 11/27/2014 on When you're so deep in the... +1
#6 - **** like this makes me feel good while I'm reading it,…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2014 on Worth the read (retyped) +27
User avatar #96 - greatsofa (11/26/2014) [-]
Yes but you will. You'll spend all this time worrying about finding 'the one' and everything being perfect and how you're going to woo him/her but then one day you'll meet someone and it will just be like "oh... well there you are, what have we been waiting for?".
And there's no point trying to force it with the wrong person, if it's meant to be it will happen, blah blah blah, all that shit is true. Just focus on making yourself the best person you can be and all that romantic crap will come along in due course.
#30 - Also, this was my wallpaper for a while 11/25/2014 on run +1
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