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User avatar #12 - rokkarokkaali (08/03/2012) [-]
Don't forget hiding on the floor switching weapons back and forth while the enemies look for him.
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Win
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He needs you more than you need him.

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#167 - angelious (07/06/2012) [-]
marvel just have had tons of successful movies whit iron man in it (iron man 1 iron man 2 avengers,the animations) so newfags who don't read comics but only watched the movies are biased towards iron man without considering the facts.


luthor would definably(?) win.he is smarter he fights super powered heroes all the time and he is the greatest villain earth has.


to him killing ironman would be simple as that...
#255 - fatterthanu (07/07/2012) [-]
Its impossible to talk about comic with newfags who have only seen the movies. All they reference is the Marvel and Batman movies. Try explaining how badass Aquaman is to most people...its impossible.
#263 - angelious (07/07/2012) [-]
yeah it is a shame


thou just tell them to watch brave and the bold . aquaman is amazing in it XD
#215 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
luthoris not the best villain. he is one of the best in the dc universe but marvel often have more powerful villains such as thanos who killed half the life in the universe, chaos king who destroyed 99.8% of the universe and galactus who can destroy whole planets. tony stark was monumental in the defeat ofgalactus, a number of times, and especially thanos.
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#228 - angelious (07/06/2012) [-]
none of these villains you listed ORIGINATE from earth

luthor is EARTHS greatest villain.not the greatest villain in dc universe.not even near.


mlxypyx created realities just for fun and he wasnt even a strong specimen of his kind.

darkseid is nearly indestructible and can incinerate anything he wants whit his omega beam.and no living being other than batman has ever been able to dodge it.and even batman was injuried after that feat.

doomsday can be killed but he will then evolve and cannot be killed by the same means anymore.he killed superman fought of the entire justice league and nearly destroyed apokalypse

lucifer is able to call upon the power of any sun in existance to incinerate his opponent and is only second to the source(god of dc universe) in terms of power-

the list goes on.
User avatar #226 - metajunky (07/06/2012) [-]
marvel is generally considered to have better heroes but dc wins with the villains. not very many from marvel is going to stand a chance against monarch, amazo, the time trapper, mr. mxyzlpk, the moniters, brainiac, and more
#264 - angelious (07/07/2012) [-]
"marvel has better superheroes"

not in my opinion .i never hear anybody yell out "im iron man" or "what do you think you are,thor?"(they usually yell out "im batman" and "what do you think you are, superman?)

while marvel has a roster of good superheroes. dc has created iconic heroes through out the world. the name "superman" is nowadays synonymous to the word "hero" and every single person in the world.even before the batman movies and games, knows who batman is.

thou then again it is a matter of personal opinion :(
User avatar #265 - metajunky (07/07/2012) [-]
in that i agree with. the main group of superheroes that dc has is outstanding and iconic. many can be considered in the top 10 greatest too. superman and batman are considered to be the 2 GREATEST heroes in comics, then there is wonder woman, the flash, robin, green lantern, and aquaman (yes he is a good character many comic geeks who actually read about aquaman love his character)

then you have a problem. who else? zatanna? green arrow? swamp thing? black canary? dr. fate? captain marvel? martian manhunter? atom? red tornado? hawkman and hawkgirl? blue beetle? sure many of them are good heroes and characters but have you even heard of some of these characters? do these characters really need their own movie or will people even want to see them on the screen? come on now

dc has a core group of heroes that nearly anyone who knows even a little about comics know. marvel has a few heroes like that and, thanks to movies and tv shows, many more recognized and liked heroes

think about it. spiderman, hulk, thor, captain America, half the x-men (which is a fuck load of heroes), deadpool, iron man, the fantastic four, daredevil, silver surfer, ghost rider, dr. strange, luke cage (ok i know he is not well known but still), and the other avengers

marvel wins by sheer volume of good and recognizable heroes
#266 - angelious (07/07/2012) [-]
indeed i never denied marvel has a steady income of good heroes.but thats just about it

they dont have any "iconic" character who is at the level of these top superstars of dc they just have a roster of "good" and "excellent" characters but nobody in par of these characters.


and yes i have heard and know atleast something about all of those characters.swamp thing is the only one i am little unsure off :(


but hey that was a good argument so thump for you for that.
User avatar #267 - metajunky (07/07/2012) [-]
outskirtsbattledome.wikispaces.com/Character+Profile+-+Swamp+Thing

Lol you better know about swamp thing. It is the strongest being on Earth in dc. No I am not joking. Serious. Fucking. Business

Marvel has plenty of iconic characters. Who do you think is considered the third greatest? Spiderman. Crap it can be argued he is better than batman. Then there is wolverine, who everyone seems to go ga ga for, and the hulk is very well known too. Iron man is growing in popularity and is a great hero, daredevil is a great character, and captain America is fantastic. That is half the top 10 greatest heroes right there. Sure daredevil is not exactly iconic but the others are. Besides dc wins in villains anyway and has great heroes

Another thing, while some people might agree with or disagree with considering what makes a great hero, marvel as a whole has more relateable heroes, while dc has more heroes that are moral absolutes. Well I disagree with that because dc heroes are just as tormented and face struggles as marvel heroes, but marvel really does have relateability done well, which I believe is what made them popular. But that depends if you think that quality makes them good heroes
#268 - angelious (07/07/2012) [-]
yeah i have been thinking about finding out more about swamp thing in the future but i never found him as intresting character to spend time on :(


and indeed these characters you listed are good but how many of these people who dont read comics would know about hulk iron man captain america the x-men(well maybe people would know about x men) whitout the movies?


the only reason they are so popular now is because marvel had just a run of good movies featuring these characters you listed.
User avatar #269 - metajunky (07/07/2012) [-]
Even before the P recently made movies, these characters had other movies and tv shows. MANY people knew the hulk from the popular tv show and cartoon before the movies. Captain America had a movie before the recent one, had cameos in many cartoon shows, and was a popularly used character in propaganda back in the first half of the 20th century. Iron man had his own cartoon show before and wolverine has GIGANTIC in the 80s and 90s due to the x-men cartoon (one of the best superhero cartoons ever made so far) so popular that this time is referred to comic aficionados as the adamantium age

These characters are fucking huge and significant
#270 - angelious (07/07/2012) [-]
i said x men are props know by many persons so that was unneeded.

and i was more talking about the 90 2000 century kids and who they know.captain america went hidden for a long time in these past few years.hulk wasnt really that big thing outside of comic book people....well dunno about america but not in finland atleast...
#177 - sush (07/06/2012) [-]
#173 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
I think cancer would kill Luthor first...from his kryponite powered suit...
#174 - angelious (07/06/2012) [-]
naah.didnt he get over that cancer already?

or did the flashpoint change that?

still he would most certainly win
#110 - Picture 07/06/2012 on Slavery +23
#160 - Who would win?  [+] (27 new replies) 07/06/2012 on One man superhero team +3
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#219 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
luthor can get people to work for him however iron an has very very powerful friends
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User avatar #176 - nerdierguy (07/06/2012) [-]
The only thing I'm sure of is that it would devastate the landscape for miles around.
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User avatar #162 - metajunky (07/06/2012) [-]
luthor probably since he is smarter
#211 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
luthor is not smarter. iron man is the 3rd smartest man in the marvel universe and the best inventor. he can build anything if he puts his mind to it including a timemachine. the movies in fact dumb him down. also tony stark often builds new armour to fight specific enemies which he could do against luthor. luthor however has only one piece of armour which is not made to fight other armour whereas all of iron mans are because of his enemies such as titanium man, unicorn, stane, ghost etc..
User avatar #218 - metajunky (07/06/2012) [-]
stark may be the third smartest in marvel but luthor is the smartest man in all of dc. the only one that luthor acknowledges as smarter than him is braniac, who is the smartest being in the dc universe. the only ones smarter than braniac are the very high cosmic characters who sit at the top of the power level in dc

luthor has expert knowledge on far more fields than iron man. iron man is a genius with technology and weaponry but luthor knows a great deal about those and also every other field of science too. if you give iron man prep, that just allows luthor to find out everything about iron man too and come up with a better way to defeat him in a fight, then take tonys technology and use it himself

luthor has more experience than iron man too. sorry but the justice league is more formidable than the avengers. and he fights one of the most powerful superheroes frequently using his brainpower alone
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User avatar #164 - absoluteziehro (07/06/2012) [-]
Finally, someone who agrees! I posted this on the game board last night and everyone said Iron Man.
#167 - angelious (07/06/2012) [-]
marvel just have had tons of successful movies whit iron man in it (iron man 1 iron man 2 avengers,the animations) so newfags who don't read comics but only watched the movies are biased towards iron man without considering the facts.


luthor would definably(?) win.he is smarter he fights super powered heroes all the time and he is the greatest villain earth has.


to him killing ironman would be simple as that...
#255 - fatterthanu (07/07/2012) [-]
Its impossible to talk about comic with newfags who have only seen the movies. All they reference is the Marvel and Batman movies. Try explaining how badass Aquaman is to most people...its impossible.
#263 - angelious (07/07/2012) [-]
yeah it is a shame


thou just tell them to watch brave and the bold . aquaman is amazing in it XD
#215 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
luthoris not the best villain. he is one of the best in the dc universe but marvel often have more powerful villains such as thanos who killed half the life in the universe, chaos king who destroyed 99.8% of the universe and galactus who can destroy whole planets. tony stark was monumental in the defeat ofgalactus, a number of times, and especially thanos.
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#228 - angelious (07/06/2012) [-]
none of these villains you listed ORIGINATE from earth

luthor is EARTHS greatest villain.not the greatest villain in dc universe.not even near.


mlxypyx created realities just for fun and he wasnt even a strong specimen of his kind.

darkseid is nearly indestructible and can incinerate anything he wants whit his omega beam.and no living being other than batman has ever been able to dodge it.and even batman was injuried after that feat.

doomsday can be killed but he will then evolve and cannot be killed by the same means anymore.he killed superman fought of the entire justice league and nearly destroyed apokalypse

lucifer is able to call upon the power of any sun in existance to incinerate his opponent and is only second to the source(god of dc universe) in terms of power-

the list goes on.
User avatar #226 - metajunky (07/06/2012) [-]
marvel is generally considered to have better heroes but dc wins with the villains. not very many from marvel is going to stand a chance against monarch, amazo, the time trapper, mr. mxyzlpk, the moniters, brainiac, and more
#264 - angelious (07/07/2012) [-]
"marvel has better superheroes"

not in my opinion .i never hear anybody yell out "im iron man" or "what do you think you are,thor?"(they usually yell out "im batman" and "what do you think you are, superman?)

while marvel has a roster of good superheroes. dc has created iconic heroes through out the world. the name "superman" is nowadays synonymous to the word "hero" and every single person in the world.even before the batman movies and games, knows who batman is.

thou then again it is a matter of personal opinion :(
User avatar #265 - metajunky (07/07/2012) [-]
in that i agree with. the main group of superheroes that dc has is outstanding and iconic. many can be considered in the top 10 greatest too. superman and batman are considered to be the 2 GREATEST heroes in comics, then there is wonder woman, the flash, robin, green lantern, and aquaman (yes he is a good character many comic geeks who actually read about aquaman love his character)

then you have a problem. who else? zatanna? green arrow? swamp thing? black canary? dr. fate? captain marvel? martian manhunter? atom? red tornado? hawkman and hawkgirl? blue beetle? sure many of them are good heroes and characters but have you even heard of some of these characters? do these characters really need their own movie or will people even want to see them on the screen? come on now

dc has a core group of heroes that nearly anyone who knows even a little about comics know. marvel has a few heroes like that and, thanks to movies and tv shows, many more recognized and liked heroes

think about it. spiderman, hulk, thor, captain America, half the x-men (which is a fuck load of heroes), deadpool, iron man, the fantastic four, daredevil, silver surfer, ghost rider, dr. strange, luke cage (ok i know he is not well known but still), and the other avengers

marvel wins by sheer volume of good and recognizable heroes
#266 - angelious (07/07/2012) [-]
indeed i never denied marvel has a steady income of good heroes.but thats just about it

they dont have any "iconic" character who is at the level of these top superstars of dc they just have a roster of "good" and "excellent" characters but nobody in par of these characters.


and yes i have heard and know atleast something about all of those characters.swamp thing is the only one i am little unsure off :(


but hey that was a good argument so thump for you for that.
User avatar #267 - metajunky (07/07/2012) [-]
outskirtsbattledome.wikispaces.com/Character+Profile+-+Swamp+Thing

Lol you better know about swamp thing. It is the strongest being on Earth in dc. No I am not joking. Serious. Fucking. Business

Marvel has plenty of iconic characters. Who do you think is considered the third greatest? Spiderman. Crap it can be argued he is better than batman. Then there is wolverine, who everyone seems to go ga ga for, and the hulk is very well known too. Iron man is growing in popularity and is a great hero, daredevil is a great character, and captain America is fantastic. That is half the top 10 greatest heroes right there. Sure daredevil is not exactly iconic but the others are. Besides dc wins in villains anyway and has great heroes

Another thing, while some people might agree with or disagree with considering what makes a great hero, marvel as a whole has more relateable heroes, while dc has more heroes that are moral absolutes. Well I disagree with that because dc heroes are just as tormented and face struggles as marvel heroes, but marvel really does have relateability done well, which I believe is what made them popular. But that depends if you think that quality makes them good heroes
#268 - angelious (07/07/2012) [-]
yeah i have been thinking about finding out more about swamp thing in the future but i never found him as intresting character to spend time on :(


and indeed these characters you listed are good but how many of these people who dont read comics would know about hulk iron man captain america the x-men(well maybe people would know about x men) whitout the movies?


the only reason they are so popular now is because marvel had just a run of good movies featuring these characters you listed.
User avatar #269 - metajunky (07/07/2012) [-]
Even before the P recently made movies, these characters had other movies and tv shows. MANY people knew the hulk from the popular tv show and cartoon before the movies. Captain America had a movie before the recent one, had cameos in many cartoon shows, and was a popularly used character in propaganda back in the first half of the 20th century. Iron man had his own cartoon show before and wolverine has GIGANTIC in the 80s and 90s due to the x-men cartoon (one of the best superhero cartoons ever made so far) so popular that this time is referred to comic aficionados as the adamantium age

These characters are fucking huge and significant
#270 - angelious (07/07/2012) [-]
i said x men are props know by many persons so that was unneeded.

and i was more talking about the 90 2000 century kids and who they know.captain america went hidden for a long time in these past few years.hulk wasnt really that big thing outside of comic book people....well dunno about america but not in finland atleast...
#177 - sush (07/06/2012) [-]
#173 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
I think cancer would kill Luthor first...from his kryponite powered suit...
#174 - angelious (07/06/2012) [-]
naah.didnt he get over that cancer already?

or did the flashpoint change that?

still he would most certainly win
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#79 - But then where did God come from?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Fact -2
#101 - anonymous (07/06/2012) [-]
GOD always IS, with or without time. All physical things could not move or exist without time. GOD was able to initiate physical creation without time because HE can move spiritually which supercedes all material concerns.

The so called "scientists" say there singularity existed without time existing, many say the "bang" made time, but when you apply the concept of omnipresent existance with or without time to GOD, the GOD deniers start crying.
#159 - twilightdusk (07/06/2012) [-]
So according to you, it's all fine and dandy to not have an explanation for where God game from, but it's unacceptable to not have an explanation for where the universe came from?
#66881 - Who would win?  [+] (2 new replies) 07/06/2012 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #66884 - carelessinteractin (07/06/2012) [-]
iron man all the way!
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