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Date Signed Up:5/13/2011
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#483 - He couldn't guess Darrius. 10/06/2012 on Akinator 0
#3 - Picture 10/03/2012 on A sign! +2
#39 - with our** 09/19/2012 on delicioso 0
#37 - Actually, I think with the our town's quality of water, I'd be…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/19/2012 on delicioso 0
User avatar #39 - absoluteziehro (09/19/2012) [-]
with our**
#26 - You know what, I think you might be on to something. But I'm t… 09/19/2012 on delicioso +1
#15 - My town has arsenic in the water. So we have to drink bottled …  [+] (5 new replies) 09/19/2012 on delicioso +8
#23 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/19/2012) [-]
Aren't filters a lot cheaper?
User avatar #37 - absoluteziehro (09/19/2012) [-]
Actually, I think with the our town's quality of water, I'd be buying many more replacement filters than what one might think.
User avatar #39 - absoluteziehro (09/19/2012) [-]
with our**
User avatar #26 - absoluteziehro (09/19/2012) [-]
You know what, I think you might be on to something. But I'm too American to take the time to do something that isn't necessary.
#25 - lostwoodskid (09/19/2012) [-]
Yes in the long run but potatoes like him can't put aside 10 dollars a paycheck till they can pay for it or something
#1 - Use the paper. 09/10/2012 on oh god.... 0
#22 - Caecilians! 09/10/2012 on Anus +3
#17 - It is a caecilian. It's a legless amphibian that usually lives… 09/10/2012 on Anus +1
#16 - I knew this would be the first picture I saw when I got to the…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2012 on Kawaii Project Comp 0
#17 - colonelmustang (09/09/2012) [-]
I saw it wasn't there so i made it my duty to post it
#7 - <-- What I thought of.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/04/2012 on Webcam-bomber +8
#9 - lordmoldywart (09/04/2012) [-]
#137 - It evens out when he does his resonance or whatever toward the… 08/27/2012 on Soul eater +2
#45 - In the original, the first asked for money and the second aske…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/18/2012 on ONE wish (#2) +1
#53 - telfyr (08/18/2012) [-]
he's not saying the comic he's saying the joke, the original is "there was a blonde, brunette and a redhead trapped on a island and they found a genie. The genie gave them each one wish. the redhead wished she was home in bed. The brunette wished she was home watching tv. The blonde said "im lonely, i wish my friends were here."
#30 - Maybe this one? 08/07/2012 on pikachu vs girlfriends +5
#27 - Naked pikachu doesn't excite him. Clothed girlfriend doesn…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/07/2012 on pikachu vs girlfriends +6
User avatar #28 - iamnits (08/07/2012) [-]
Naked pikachu doen't excite him?
#30 - absoluteziehro (08/07/2012) [-]
Maybe this one?
#130 - In second grade, we did a native american unit, and my indian …  [+] (1 new reply) 08/07/2012 on I Am Not A Clever Man +1
User avatar #137 - rhodesgirl (08/07/2012) [-]
Lol :D
#13 - For the longest time, it was the only game I owned. It never g…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/06/2012 on Niggers at GameStop 0
#14 - lavoire (08/06/2012) [-]
Yeah, I know that feel. Even though it's PS3, Dragon Age is that way for me.

I mean, have you ever licked a lamp post in winter?
#11 - Warriors Orochi was the greatest PS2 game ever created.  [+] (6 new replies) 08/06/2012 on Niggers at GameStop 0
#12 - lavoire (08/06/2012) [-]
Wrong. Gauntlet Dark Legacy, Baulder's Gate I, Baulder's Gate II, Timesplitters Future Perfect, Timesplitters I, Dyansty Warriors 1-4, Samurai Warriors, Rachet and Clank Series.


But I agree that Orochi was very good.
User avatar #53 - coolfuzzy (08/06/2012) [-]
What about shadow of the colossus, okami, and kingdom hearts? By the way how can an opinion be wrong?
User avatar #25 - barbwirepain (08/06/2012) [-]
about 2 years ago near christmas i was snooping around in FYE saw a copy of baldurs gate 2, OMFG HOLY SHIT MODE engaged, realize i didn't have any money, run home get mom (we have a joint bank account due to us both being disabled) go back to store, it was sold. super bummed out. christmas comes, i see 1 gift under the tree for me, open it up Baldurs gate 1 and baldurs gate 2. mom went online and bought them both. nearly cried manly tears
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User avatar #13 - absoluteziehro (08/06/2012) [-]
For the longest time, it was the only game I owned. It never got boring.
#14 - lavoire (08/06/2012) [-]
Yeah, I know that feel. Even though it's PS3, Dragon Age is that way for me.

I mean, have you ever licked a lamp post in winter?
#127 - But there's never a wrong her 08/04/2012 on You think you have it rough? +2
#11 - here*  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2012 on You think you have it rough? +1
User avatar #24 - krizzah (08/04/2012) [-]
Too bad you're not in the wrong "her", tho..
#127 - absoluteziehro (08/04/2012) [-]
But there's never a wrong her
#10 - Wait, I'm in the wrong her, didn't realize the quotations! My …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/04/2012 on You think you have it rough? +2
User avatar #11 - absoluteziehro (08/04/2012) [-]
here*
User avatar #24 - krizzah (08/04/2012) [-]
Too bad you're not in the wrong "her", tho..
#127 - absoluteziehro (08/04/2012) [-]
But there's never a wrong her
#8 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 08/04/2012 on You think you have it rough? -2
#9 - anaklusmos (08/04/2012) [-]
navy seal copy pasta is hilarious, fuck you.
#63 - I have an idea, let's play the repost game amidoinitrite.jpg 08/04/2012 on The whispering game +8
#50 - Boo Boo ************  [+] (2 new replies) 08/04/2012 on marios secret +32
#98 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/04/2012) [-]
Boo-Berry!
#55 - xxxsonic fanxxx (08/04/2012) [-]
plmy you gotta see this awesome gif!
#13 - Brings real gun to school.  [+] (2 new replies) 08/03/2012 on Damned Force Fields! +150
#90 - remsaman has deleted their comment.
User avatar #119 - technotronics (08/04/2012) [-]
you couldn't even be bothered to look up a picture of the columbine guys or something?
he shot up a theater.
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