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#48 - sorry but a 16 year old female has gone through puberty, their…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2012 on Fun with Omegle -1
#50 - spidahridah (10/27/2012) [-]
A human body is not fully developed until the age around 23 years old. My girlfriend's vagina is 16, but it being not fully wouldn't keep me from sticking my penis in it, so calm your utters, broad.
#117 - ah that's cool, might have to try this on my friends cat then  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2012 on How To Deactivate Your Cat 0
User avatar #123 - reican (10/27/2012) [-]
Its also a way for cats to show dominance when in groups.
#113 - this looks kinda mean  [+] (3 new replies) 10/27/2012 on How To Deactivate Your Cat -6
User avatar #116 - ivoryhammer (10/27/2012) [-]
It doesn't hurt the cat, mother cats carry their kittens around by the scruff with their teeth, if there's pressure applied to the area it just makes the cat calm down
User avatar #117 - abovelawl (10/27/2012) [-]
ah that's cool, might have to try this on my friends cat then
User avatar #123 - reican (10/27/2012) [-]
Its also a way for cats to show dominance when in groups.
#46 - 16 year old underdeveloped vagina wat, 16 year olds are good to go  [+] (7 new replies) 10/27/2012 on Fun with Omegle -4
#47 - spidahridah (10/27/2012) [-]
Dude, an 8 year old vagina is "Good to go." That doesn't mean its fully developed.
User avatar #52 - reican (10/27/2012) [-]
Actually, developed means the girl can get pregnant, the thing about 16 year old is because most communities they feel that you cant have sex until you are old enough to vote or to live on your own and make your own decisions. it has nothing to do with biology when you are 16, only the community laws.

However in some countries, the age of 16 is the legal age for having sex.

so your argument is invalid. go read a book.
User avatar #53 - spidahridah (10/27/2012) [-]
It all depends on what you want to call "developed." You can legally have sex in my country at the age of 16 for that exact reason. A 16 year old woman are developed enough to both menstruate and give birth, and there wouldn't be any significant damages to the woman's vagina during intercourse, but that doesn't mean it is completely developed. A human body is fully developed at the age of 23 or so, and thus a 16 year old person is, while not a child, definitely not a fully developed human being.
User avatar #55 - reican (10/28/2012) [-]
a person can be 50 yet not fully developed.
User avatar #49 - abovelawl (10/27/2012) [-]
I don't give a fuck about thumbs, I know I'm right. it's basic biology.
User avatar #48 - abovelawl (10/27/2012) [-]
sorry but a 16 year old female has gone through puberty, their vagina is developed, they get there period which is natures call that you are sexually mature, so if a female can get pregnant biologically there vagina/uterus is developed.
#50 - spidahridah (10/27/2012) [-]
A human body is not fully developed until the age around 23 years old. My girlfriend's vagina is 16, but it being not fully wouldn't keep me from sticking my penis in it, so calm your utters, broad.
#11 - I prefer putting a bear trap in a pile of leaves 10/27/2012 on laughed more than i should... +6
#26 - mut diver 10/27/2012 on The Dog is Pleased 0
#23 - Picture  [+] (4 new replies) 10/26/2012 on Dat Logic +23
User avatar #156 - sassynazi (10/27/2012) [-]
looks like a poorly textured war club.
User avatar #83 - skinless (10/27/2012) [-]
sorta like a chode, black erect dick
#53 - harleycurnow (10/27/2012) [-]
Looks like a fish top down.
#24 - BerryLicious (10/26/2012) [-]
It's a turd.
#77 - idk it's just something I remember from highschool physics tha… 10/26/2012 on Dog 0
#41 - Picture 10/26/2012 on Vegas Baby +2
#37 - Picture 10/26/2012 on Google Maps +1
#36 - **abovelawl rolls 257**  [+] (1 new reply) 10/26/2012 on Bad Luck Brian -2
#53 - swordwoman (10/26/2012) [-]
**swordwoman rolls 496**
#34 - exactly  [+] (2 new replies) 10/26/2012 on Dog 0
#35 - bbzz (10/26/2012) [-]
But we live in earth and as humans we keep earth as frame of reference

inb4 'english is kill'
#78 - misterkinz (10/26/2012) [-]
english is krill
#32 - I like how technically you are right, that's what I was taught… 10/26/2012 on Dog 0
#30 - actually my physic teacher also said it is -9.81 because the v…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/26/2012 on Dog 0
User avatar #76 - misterkinz (10/26/2012) [-]
your physics teacher was probably teaching you about free fall in which acceleration is always -9.81 m/s^2
User avatar #77 - abovelawl (10/26/2012) [-]
idk it's just something I remember from highschool physics that I had a few years ago
#33 - bbzz (10/26/2012) [-]
It's relative.
User avatar #34 - abovelawl (10/26/2012) [-]
exactly
#35 - bbzz (10/26/2012) [-]
But we live in earth and as humans we keep earth as frame of reference

inb4 'english is kill'
#78 - misterkinz (10/26/2012) [-]
english is krill
#44 - the majority of this beer is brewed in Canada, by Canadians 10/26/2012 on Honest Advert 0
#170 - I thought the baby aliens bust through your chest 10/26/2012 on Robin, are you okay? +4
#14 - one of op's childhood photos 10/25/2012 on When You See It.... 0
#23 - related to the previous post 10/25/2012 on paid actors +1
#38 - Comment deleted 10/25/2012 on Awkward.. 0
#283 - props to humpty dumpty, didn't know he could dance that well. 10/25/2012 on Fat Guy Dancing in the Store 0
#124 - mfw an ugly girl catches me staring at her 10/25/2012 on a hot girl catches me... 0
#17 - retired people don't use facebook  [+] (10 new replies) 10/25/2012 on Wat? -25
#45 - misticalz (10/25/2012) [-]
I'm just going to dump Ariana now.
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User avatar #39 - aurron (10/25/2012) [-]
Ignored the comment got insta boner from the Gif.
#36 - ooants (10/25/2012) [-]
Tell that to my grandmother.
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#34 - Picture 10/25/2012 on Simba +6
#390 - it's not as funny because it's the same fag 10/24/2012 on one of my favorite threads +4
#218 - well you're not the guy I replied to so I don't really care, go away  [+] (1 new reply) 10/24/2012 on women +8
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User avatar #9 - anondude (05/05/2012) [-]
you're a ******* dalek
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Take a better .gif
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User avatar #3 - Vpirate ONLINE (05/05/2012) [-]
YOU DIRTY DALEK
User avatar #1 - kingwadesky (12/07/2011) [-]
you better ******* do it
User avatar #2 to #1 - abovelawl (12/07/2011) [-]
I will I just need to find time, im doing finals right now
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