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#340916 - I hate that I live in a society American society wher…  [+] (8 new replies) 1 hour ago on Hating - file complaints,... 0
#340928 - Womens Study Major (19 minutes ago) [-]
it's just that the economy has shifted over the last couple of years where having a degree is becoming more and more import because there are less jobs you can do right out of high school like in your grandparents day
User avatar #340927 - alicorn (23 minutes ago) [-]
The problem isn't that college doesn't teach you anything because it does, it's that nobody can fucking afford it without scholarships
#340918 - jadewest (1 hour ago) [-]
>implying people think college/uni is the only path to success
>implying post high school education isn't pretty fucking important
>implying you don't actually learn anything in post high school education

you have no clue what you're on about mate
User avatar #340925 - leonhardt (30 minutes ago) [-]
>you have no clue what you're on about mate

Because he didn't go to college.
User avatar #340926 - jadewest (24 minutes ago) [-]
I can't tell if you are agreeing with me here or not
#340921 - Womens Study Major (57 minutes ago) [-]
He's actually on to something though have you SEEN public education lately, people have a right to bitch about not being able to afford secondary education because they haven't learned shit to earn one

8th grade kids attending the local homeschool classes speak fluently in three fucking languages

the high school kids here barely understand the required spanish classes you can't tell me something isn't wrong with that
User avatar #340923 - jadewest (39 minutes ago) [-]
I wasn't talking about high school m8
#340917 - dumerveil (1 hour ago) [-]
I hope you're joking but in case you're not
No one is brainwashed into thinking they have to attend university. Neither of my parents did and none of my 4 brothers went. They're all successful working as welders or for offshore drilling companies. That was always an option for me, and for most of my peers. We were encouraged to go to universities in school because its fucking school. Your understanding of university, and education as a whole, is really fucked man. The U.S. has some of the best universities in the world and a lot of positions require you hold a college degree. Boy gee willickers Johnny those doctors, lawyers, teachers, and scientists sure don't retain any information or apply what they learned EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. in their professions! Are you just spewing bullshit or what?
#5 - Literally all I did was google that quote.  [+] (1 new reply) 2 hours ago on Background comp part 1 0
#6 - skeletorexplains (2 hours ago) [-]
Might be in, I don't know. I always thought the figure was in the middle. and not a bone man, but still pretty sick.

Thank you Based Abject.
#5017779 - Agreed 2 hours ago on Play items 0
#5017777 - Dark humor is effective in lightening the tone of a touchy sub…  [+] (2 new replies) 2 hours ago on Play items 0
User avatar #5017778 - countmerchant (2 hours ago) [-]
jokes a joke, some find it funny some don't.
Some find 9/11 jokes funny.
Some find titanic jokes funny.
Some find just literal disaster jokes funny.
Really depends on preference
User avatar #5017779 - abject (2 hours ago) [-]
Agreed
#2 - Obligatory 2 hours ago on Thomas 0
#1 - Picture 2 hours ago on Gif Breaking Big Show +3
#5017774 - Is joking or making light of rape ever funny to you?  [+] (4 new replies) 2 hours ago on Play items 0
#5017776 - countmerchant (2 hours ago) [-]
The concept of rare is a serious and sensitive topic.
The concept of my joke was to not only make light of a dark situation similar to dark humor, but to mock the ridiculous wording of the individual (Bill Cosby) you had posted in a way which he is currently known but still relating to the media spotlight.
User avatar #5017777 - abject (2 hours ago) [-]
Dark humor is effective in lightening the tone of a touchy subject if it's actually a funny joke.
Otherwise, you just come off looking like a twat.
User avatar #5017778 - countmerchant (2 hours ago) [-]
jokes a joke, some find it funny some don't.
Some find 9/11 jokes funny.
Some find titanic jokes funny.
Some find just literal disaster jokes funny.
Really depends on preference
User avatar #5017779 - abject (2 hours ago) [-]
Agreed
#5017772 - No, I certainly did not find it funny.  [+] (6 new replies) 2 hours ago on Play items 0
User avatar #5017773 - countmerchant (2 hours ago) [-]
well shit
User avatar #5017774 - abject (2 hours ago) [-]
Is joking or making light of rape ever funny to you?
#5017776 - countmerchant (2 hours ago) [-]
The concept of rare is a serious and sensitive topic.
The concept of my joke was to not only make light of a dark situation similar to dark humor, but to mock the ridiculous wording of the individual (Bill Cosby) you had posted in a way which he is currently known but still relating to the media spotlight.
User avatar #5017777 - abject (2 hours ago) [-]
Dark humor is effective in lightening the tone of a touchy subject if it's actually a funny joke.
Otherwise, you just come off looking like a twat.
User avatar #5017778 - countmerchant (2 hours ago) [-]
jokes a joke, some find it funny some don't.
Some find 9/11 jokes funny.
Some find titanic jokes funny.
Some find just literal disaster jokes funny.
Really depends on preference
User avatar #5017779 - abject (2 hours ago) [-]
Agreed
#5017769 - That's putting about a dozen possible rapes/sexual assaults a …  [+] (8 new replies) 2 hours ago on Play items 0
User avatar #5017771 - countmerchant (2 hours ago) [-]
unsure if you found it funny or you're calling me an ass in a sarcastic way
User avatar #5017772 - abject (2 hours ago) [-]
No, I certainly did not find it funny.
User avatar #5017773 - countmerchant (2 hours ago) [-]
well shit
User avatar #5017774 - abject (2 hours ago) [-]
Is joking or making light of rape ever funny to you?
#5017776 - countmerchant (2 hours ago) [-]
The concept of rare is a serious and sensitive topic.
The concept of my joke was to not only make light of a dark situation similar to dark humor, but to mock the ridiculous wording of the individual (Bill Cosby) you had posted in a way which he is currently known but still relating to the media spotlight.
User avatar #5017777 - abject (2 hours ago) [-]
Dark humor is effective in lightening the tone of a touchy subject if it's actually a funny joke.
Otherwise, you just come off looking like a twat.
User avatar #5017778 - countmerchant (2 hours ago) [-]
jokes a joke, some find it funny some don't.
Some find 9/11 jokes funny.
Some find titanic jokes funny.
Some find just literal disaster jokes funny.
Really depends on preference
User avatar #5017779 - abject (2 hours ago) [-]
Agreed
#5017761 - Picture  [+] (10 new replies) 3 hours ago on Play items +2
User avatar #5017764 - countmerchant (3 hours ago) [-]
I heard he forced his flim flam in a girls puddin pop and gave her the ole' zippity bop
User avatar #5017769 - abject (2 hours ago) [-]
That's putting about a dozen possible rapes/sexual assaults a little lightly for my taste.
User avatar #5017771 - countmerchant (2 hours ago) [-]
unsure if you found it funny or you're calling me an ass in a sarcastic way
User avatar #5017772 - abject (2 hours ago) [-]
No, I certainly did not find it funny.
User avatar #5017773 - countmerchant (2 hours ago) [-]
well shit
User avatar #5017774 - abject (2 hours ago) [-]
Is joking or making light of rape ever funny to you?
#5017776 - countmerchant (2 hours ago) [-]
The concept of rare is a serious and sensitive topic.
The concept of my joke was to not only make light of a dark situation similar to dark humor, but to mock the ridiculous wording of the individual (Bill Cosby) you had posted in a way which he is currently known but still relating to the media spotlight.
User avatar #5017777 - abject (2 hours ago) [-]
Dark humor is effective in lightening the tone of a touchy subject if it's actually a funny joke.
Otherwise, you just come off looking like a twat.
User avatar #5017778 - countmerchant (2 hours ago) [-]
jokes a joke, some find it funny some don't.
Some find 9/11 jokes funny.
Some find titanic jokes funny.
Some find just literal disaster jokes funny.
Really depends on preference
User avatar #5017779 - abject (2 hours ago) [-]
Agreed
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#567 - abject (01/27/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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Hello, welcome to my profile.
Hello, welcome to my profile.
#732 - whenindoubtsplooge (4 hours ago) [-]
You da real MVP
You da real MVP
User avatar #731 - ied (11/16/2014) [-]
ay fag
sell me item
i play again now
User avatar #730 - pyrain (11/15/2014) [-]
wow, you have lots of tokens O.o
User avatar #729 - rulethirtyfourchan (11/14/2014) [-]
Is there any chance you would trade the pixie?
User avatar #728 - konradkurze (10/29/2014) [-]
up to trade your nazi gold?
#727 - ronkfjoll (10/26/2014) [-]
Hi babe, long time no talk
User avatar #725 - danielfm (09/09/2014) [-]
Tyvm : ))
User avatar #726 to #725 - abject (09/09/2014) [-]
no problemo
User avatar #723 - fluffylittlebunny (09/08/2014) [-]
thank you
User avatar #724 to #723 - abject (09/08/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #722 - trilluminati (08/22/2014) [-]
how many tokens for your rejected thumb badges and demonic badges?
User avatar #720 - trilluminati (08/21/2014) [-]
selling iron ore?
User avatar #721 to #720 - abject (08/21/2014) [-]
sorry, no
User avatar #718 - nethj (08/16/2014) [-]
thanks dude
User avatar #719 to #718 - abject (08/16/2014) [-]
you
re wlecome
User avatar #713 - nethj (08/15/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #714 to #713 - abject (08/15/2014) [-]
I don't buy milk anymore.
User avatar #715 to #714 - nethj (08/15/2014) [-]
Anything you want for your hotdogs?
User avatar #716 to #715 - abject (08/15/2014) [-]
I'll send a trade later. I'm too high for this right now.
User avatar #717 to #716 - nethj (08/16/2014) [-]
why
User avatar #710 - ied (08/14/2014) [-]
gib darkness
User avatar #711 to #710 - abject (08/14/2014) [-]
we agreed on 30 ea.
User avatar #712 to #711 - ied (08/15/2014) [-]
0ok resend
User avatar #705 - ied (08/09/2014) [-]
I've finished the radioactive
User avatar #706 to #705 - abject (08/09/2014) [-]
oh ok
what else besides darkness you buy? any other badgse?
User avatar #707 to #706 - ied (08/09/2014) [-]
accepted for old times sake
just darkness atm
User avatar #708 to #707 - abject (08/09/2014) [-]
haha alright thanks. i'll keep collecting dark then.
User avatar #709 to #708 - ied (08/09/2014) [-]
yay
User avatar #701 - thatslovesbanned (08/03/2014) [-]
I have milk.
Will you be willing to trade your tokens for them? Same price as fab badges.
I could wait for you to pick up fab badges, if you want.
User avatar #702 to #701 - abject (08/03/2014) [-]
Nah, I collect tokens and try not to sell them when I can.
User avatar #703 to #702 - thatslovesbanned (08/03/2014) [-]
ok
i have 71 milk and you have 26 fab badges. Ill just wait for a request then.
User avatar #704 to #703 - abject (08/03/2014) [-]
Sounds good.
#700 - donor (08/02/2014) [-]
can you send a trade with what you are selling of these? I mostly need the pixie and text item
User avatar #698 - ied (08/02/2014) [-]
thnkasa
User avatar #699 to #698 - abject (08/02/2014) [-]
yoruer welmcome
User avatar #694 - thatslovesbanned (08/01/2014) [-]
I have milk out the tits ears
User avatar #696 to #694 - abject (08/01/2014) [-]
Holy **** .. you went ham.
User avatar #695 to #694 - abject (08/01/2014) [-]
"10/10 Like fahnny jokes with gahns." - IGN
User avatar #692 - vcabcvc (08/01/2014) [-]
thanks!
User avatar #693 to #692 - abject (08/01/2014) [-]
You're welcome.
User avatar #691 - ied (08/01/2014) [-]
2:1
brony badge:milk

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