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#205 - So OP, how long have you wanted to **** your sister?  [+] (1 new reply) 08/09/2014 on I'm ready for your rage +2
#225 - nargogh (08/09/2014) [-]
Surely not as long as he wants to fuck his mother
#1586 - Thats a good point- I suggest putting an exorcist on speed dia… 07/09/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend 0
#1584 - Bitches be crazy. She really doesn't seem mentally sound so sh…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend 0
User avatar #1585 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
I guess. Wait why are we talking about her....she might show up now that I've summoned her...
User avatar #1586 - abiku (07/09/2014) [-]
Thats a good point- I suggest putting an exorcist on speed dial just in case
#1581 - I mean obviously its no excuse for stalking but I imagine it l…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend 0
User avatar #1583 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
No right on that point...If have sex with her it would seem like I'm leading her on but come on I've moved sevreal times just because of her. that has to be a hint
User avatar #1584 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
Bitches be crazy. She really doesn't seem mentally sound so she's probably convinced that you are sweet and romantic and that you sometimes have moments of weakness/showing your 'true self' in fucking her and then you go back to not being 'you'. Delusions are convenient that way, you know?
User avatar #1585 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
I guess. Wait why are we talking about her....she might show up now that I've summoned her...
User avatar #1586 - abiku (07/09/2014) [-]
Thats a good point- I suggest putting an exorcist on speed dial just in case
#1580 - Oh, you're terrible xD no wonder she won't stop if you're doing that!  [+] (1 new reply) 07/08/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend 0
User avatar #1582 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
Why would she not stop if i do that?!?! Thats more than enough reason to stop!! I'm being an absolute asshole to her yet she insists I'm a "Nice, romantic guy."
#1578 - thats freaking terrifying :o can't you get a restraining order…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend 0
User avatar #1579 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
She always show up whenever I've had a dry spell so.....As evil as it sounds i hit and run. Afterwards she gets really psycho. Its scary but funny at the same time
User avatar #1581 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
I mean obviously its no excuse for stalking but I imagine it leaves her convinced that on some level you still want to be with her and thats just mean :p
User avatar #1583 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
No right on that point...If have sex with her it would seem like I'm leading her on but come on I've moved sevreal times just because of her. that has to be a hint
User avatar #1584 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
Bitches be crazy. She really doesn't seem mentally sound so she's probably convinced that you are sweet and romantic and that you sometimes have moments of weakness/showing your 'true self' in fucking her and then you go back to not being 'you'. Delusions are convenient that way, you know?
User avatar #1585 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
I guess. Wait why are we talking about her....she might show up now that I've summoned her...
User avatar #1586 - abiku (07/09/2014) [-]
Thats a good point- I suggest putting an exorcist on speed dial just in case
User avatar #1580 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
Oh, you're terrible xD no wonder she won't stop if you're doing that!
User avatar #1582 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
Why would she not stop if i do that?!?! Thats more than enough reason to stop!! I'm being an absolute asshole to her yet she insists I'm a "Nice, romantic guy."
#1576 - Can't just cut off all contact or anything? :c  [+] (10 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend 0
User avatar #1577 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
Already have so its ok for now. Until she finds me again...she my #1 stalker. Six years and no matter where i go she just shows up. I might have to leave the state again, see if she doesn't find out.
User avatar #1578 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
thats freaking terrifying :o can't you get a restraining order? or put out a hit on her
User avatar #1579 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
She always show up whenever I've had a dry spell so.....As evil as it sounds i hit and run. Afterwards she gets really psycho. Its scary but funny at the same time
User avatar #1581 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
I mean obviously its no excuse for stalking but I imagine it leaves her convinced that on some level you still want to be with her and thats just mean :p
User avatar #1583 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
No right on that point...If have sex with her it would seem like I'm leading her on but come on I've moved sevreal times just because of her. that has to be a hint
User avatar #1584 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
Bitches be crazy. She really doesn't seem mentally sound so she's probably convinced that you are sweet and romantic and that you sometimes have moments of weakness/showing your 'true self' in fucking her and then you go back to not being 'you'. Delusions are convenient that way, you know?
User avatar #1585 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
I guess. Wait why are we talking about her....she might show up now that I've summoned her...
User avatar #1586 - abiku (07/09/2014) [-]
Thats a good point- I suggest putting an exorcist on speed dial just in case
User avatar #1580 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
Oh, you're terrible xD no wonder she won't stop if you're doing that!
User avatar #1582 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
Why would she not stop if i do that?!?! Thats more than enough reason to stop!! I'm being an absolute asshole to her yet she insists I'm a "Nice, romantic guy."
#1574 - I'm sure It will eventually, I don't want to be stumbling arou…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend 0
User avatar #1575 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
Tell that to my ex. She thinks I'm perfect and wont leave me alone.
User avatar #1576 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
Can't just cut off all contact or anything? :c
User avatar #1577 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
Already have so its ok for now. Until she finds me again...she my #1 stalker. Six years and no matter where i go she just shows up. I might have to leave the state again, see if she doesn't find out.
User avatar #1578 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
thats freaking terrifying :o can't you get a restraining order? or put out a hit on her
User avatar #1579 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
She always show up whenever I've had a dry spell so.....As evil as it sounds i hit and run. Afterwards she gets really psycho. Its scary but funny at the same time
User avatar #1581 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
I mean obviously its no excuse for stalking but I imagine it leaves her convinced that on some level you still want to be with her and thats just mean :p
User avatar #1583 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
No right on that point...If have sex with her it would seem like I'm leading her on but come on I've moved sevreal times just because of her. that has to be a hint
User avatar #1584 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
Bitches be crazy. She really doesn't seem mentally sound so she's probably convinced that you are sweet and romantic and that you sometimes have moments of weakness/showing your 'true self' in fucking her and then you go back to not being 'you'. Delusions are convenient that way, you know?
User avatar #1585 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
I guess. Wait why are we talking about her....she might show up now that I've summoned her...
User avatar #1586 - abiku (07/09/2014) [-]
Thats a good point- I suggest putting an exorcist on speed dial just in case
User avatar #1580 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
Oh, you're terrible xD no wonder she won't stop if you're doing that!
User avatar #1582 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
Why would she not stop if i do that?!?! Thats more than enough reason to stop!! I'm being an absolute asshole to her yet she insists I'm a "Nice, romantic guy."
#1572 - I'm 18, why? :o  [+] (14 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend 0
User avatar #1573 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
Oh well your young. Give it some more time and I'm sure the type will pop up.
User avatar #1574 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
I'm sure It will eventually, I don't want to be stumbling around my love life forever! I mean, hey, at least I'm not foolish enough to be convinced there's 'perfect' which means I'm kind of ahead of most people my age!
User avatar #1575 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
Tell that to my ex. She thinks I'm perfect and wont leave me alone.
User avatar #1576 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
Can't just cut off all contact or anything? :c
User avatar #1577 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
Already have so its ok for now. Until she finds me again...she my #1 stalker. Six years and no matter where i go she just shows up. I might have to leave the state again, see if she doesn't find out.
User avatar #1578 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
thats freaking terrifying :o can't you get a restraining order? or put out a hit on her
User avatar #1579 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
She always show up whenever I've had a dry spell so.....As evil as it sounds i hit and run. Afterwards she gets really psycho. Its scary but funny at the same time
User avatar #1581 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
I mean obviously its no excuse for stalking but I imagine it leaves her convinced that on some level you still want to be with her and thats just mean :p
User avatar #1583 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
No right on that point...If have sex with her it would seem like I'm leading her on but come on I've moved sevreal times just because of her. that has to be a hint
User avatar #1584 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
Bitches be crazy. She really doesn't seem mentally sound so she's probably convinced that you are sweet and romantic and that you sometimes have moments of weakness/showing your 'true self' in fucking her and then you go back to not being 'you'. Delusions are convenient that way, you know?
User avatar #1585 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
I guess. Wait why are we talking about her....she might show up now that I've summoned her...
User avatar #1586 - abiku (07/09/2014) [-]
Thats a good point- I suggest putting an exorcist on speed dial just in case
User avatar #1580 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
Oh, you're terrible xD no wonder she won't stop if you're doing that!
User avatar #1582 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
Why would she not stop if i do that?!?! Thats more than enough reason to stop!! I'm being an absolute asshole to her yet she insists I'm a "Nice, romantic guy."
#1570 - I dont really try to be picky its just not often I have a 'spa…  [+] (16 new replies) 07/08/2014 on Horrible Girlfriend 0
User avatar #1571 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
How old are you?
User avatar #1572 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
I'm 18, why? :o
User avatar #1573 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
Oh well your young. Give it some more time and I'm sure the type will pop up.
User avatar #1574 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
I'm sure It will eventually, I don't want to be stumbling around my love life forever! I mean, hey, at least I'm not foolish enough to be convinced there's 'perfect' which means I'm kind of ahead of most people my age!
User avatar #1575 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
Tell that to my ex. She thinks I'm perfect and wont leave me alone.
User avatar #1576 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
Can't just cut off all contact or anything? :c
User avatar #1577 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
Already have so its ok for now. Until she finds me again...she my #1 stalker. Six years and no matter where i go she just shows up. I might have to leave the state again, see if she doesn't find out.
User avatar #1578 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
thats freaking terrifying :o can't you get a restraining order? or put out a hit on her
User avatar #1579 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
She always show up whenever I've had a dry spell so.....As evil as it sounds i hit and run. Afterwards she gets really psycho. Its scary but funny at the same time
User avatar #1581 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
I mean obviously its no excuse for stalking but I imagine it leaves her convinced that on some level you still want to be with her and thats just mean :p
User avatar #1583 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
No right on that point...If have sex with her it would seem like I'm leading her on but come on I've moved sevreal times just because of her. that has to be a hint
User avatar #1584 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
Bitches be crazy. She really doesn't seem mentally sound so she's probably convinced that you are sweet and romantic and that you sometimes have moments of weakness/showing your 'true self' in fucking her and then you go back to not being 'you'. Delusions are convenient that way, you know?
User avatar #1585 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
I guess. Wait why are we talking about her....she might show up now that I've summoned her...
User avatar #1586 - abiku (07/09/2014) [-]
Thats a good point- I suggest putting an exorcist on speed dial just in case
User avatar #1580 - abiku (07/08/2014) [-]
Oh, you're terrible xD no wonder she won't stop if you're doing that!
User avatar #1582 - boneknight (07/08/2014) [-]
Why would she not stop if i do that?!?! Thats more than enough reason to stop!! I'm being an absolute asshole to her yet she insists I'm a "Nice, romantic guy."

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