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#63 - what if......valve deteriorates when he dies D; 10/14/2014 on Gabe prophesizes Gamergate 0
#16 - Ebola + Ecoli = Eboli  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on African Forcast +3
User avatar #17 - orava (10/13/2014) [-]
Thats so...oh god, thanks for that!
#4 - nope, nothing here. 10/10/2014 on anyone still get this error 0
#19 - alright, i gotta know....what's going on with fallout lately??  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on Adventure 0
User avatar #22 - NeucularNINJA (09/29/2014) [-]
I've noticed FJ gets hooked on it every few months for no reason at all. I don't even like Fallout, but I will admit Fallout posts are my favorite posts
#226 - "inadiquet" 09/28/2014 on Men exploit women on a... +3
#63 - Apart from the animation and the songs (of which some weren't …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Frozen +6
User avatar #78 - hudis (09/25/2014) [-]
I liked the part where Anna said foot size doesn't matter
User avatar #89 - ubermasterfaggot (09/25/2014) [-]
My favorite part was the beginning with the mountain men's song.
#50 - i prefer 1999 Hunter x Hunter 09/24/2014 on Character Development -1
#34 - LE WAAAAAAAAAAH  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on Baby Making +1
#36 - iguanasandicecream (09/23/2014) [-]
We are too make many beautiful babies <33
#22 - awesome, no need to bathe again. 09/22/2014 on Alien Technology 0
#87 - people of different religions view and handle their religions …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2014 on rekt 0
#161 - darthblam (09/22/2014) [-]
It's amazing to me that whatever family or country you come from allows you to have access to the internet.
And that you use that access to try to force your standards of your belief on others.
Typical. You fucking people get upset over anything. You make death threats to animators just because they make a Muhammad joke. You don't ever hear about Christians getting upset over Jesus jokes, do you?
You are a prime example Besides of course all the groups out there that murder thousands in the name of your "peaceful" god. of why the majority of the world dislikes Islam.
Humorless, restrictive, inhuman. It's pathetic. Grow up and realize the world does not and will not revolve around your belief or respect it if you constantly try to make it.
#124 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
You missed the fact that these are Muslims teasing another Muslim. I wouldn't even say making fun of the religion because this is just an innocent prank Islam now, just as Christianity 100 years ago, is loosing up a bit (not in all regions and slowly but still) and that's perfectly fine. A religion that does not tolerate a joke in this kind of scenario is a pretty shitty religion and even close to oppression. And since Islam in essence is about peace and love as much as the next religion I don't believe Allah would be offended by this one playful joke.

Otherwise you or he should eat a Snickers.

By the way I don't get that all these gods need to be praised all the time. Are they such egocentric cunts?
User avatar #107 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
Yeah? The ones in America at least since they were removed from a humorless environment.
#79 - this prank isn't infidelity, just misguidance.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2014 on rekt 0
#84 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
But your religion thinks it can kill people for certain things though, right?
#125 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Christianity is basically the same Religion but at some point quite recently it got much more chilled out (well if you don't count the rednecks of course) but Islam is still at the point of being way to serious and getting butthurt by the smallest detail and yes then there are some wacko's that feel the need to go on a killing spree because "Allah commands it" or some BS like that. Allah wouldn't command killing people in his name if he's truly that great.
#129 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Then again I don't get why Allah/God would command killing others in some interpretations of the respective holy book. The deity is supposed to be almighty but somehow "infidels" are allowed to exist and he/she/it is to lazy to strike them down himself but does require constant worshipping?

It's the same with eating pig meat: why would it be fucking delicious if it is a bad act? Hint: it's not but pig meat is just relatively hard to keep fresh/safe in the dessert that's why. Same for Jehovah witness people not accepting medicine because it's against gods will. What if God does want you to take the fucking thing?
#77 - everything has a time and place.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/22/2014 on rekt -1
User avatar #83 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
It's just never the time for you if it pokes fun at your religion in even the most innocent way, right?
#87 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
people of different religions view and handle their religions in different ways.
have you ever seen a muslim make fun of the bible?
#161 - darthblam (09/22/2014) [-]
It's amazing to me that whatever family or country you come from allows you to have access to the internet.
And that you use that access to try to force your standards of your belief on others.
Typical. You fucking people get upset over anything. You make death threats to animators just because they make a Muhammad joke. You don't ever hear about Christians getting upset over Jesus jokes, do you?
You are a prime example Besides of course all the groups out there that murder thousands in the name of your "peaceful" god. of why the majority of the world dislikes Islam.
Humorless, restrictive, inhuman. It's pathetic. Grow up and realize the world does not and will not revolve around your belief or respect it if you constantly try to make it.
#124 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
You missed the fact that these are Muslims teasing another Muslim. I wouldn't even say making fun of the religion because this is just an innocent prank Islam now, just as Christianity 100 years ago, is loosing up a bit (not in all regions and slowly but still) and that's perfectly fine. A religion that does not tolerate a joke in this kind of scenario is a pretty shitty religion and even close to oppression. And since Islam in essence is about peace and love as much as the next religion I don't believe Allah would be offended by this one playful joke.

Otherwise you or he should eat a Snickers.

By the way I don't get that all these gods need to be praised all the time. Are they such egocentric cunts?
User avatar #107 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
Yeah? The ones in America at least since they were removed from a humorless environment.
#74 - i'm sorry that everything has to be prankable to you, must be …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/22/2014 on rekt -1
User avatar #76 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
It must be a hard life being a humorless cunt.
#77 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
everything has a time and place.
User avatar #83 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
It's just never the time for you if it pokes fun at your religion in even the most innocent way, right?
#87 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
people of different religions view and handle their religions in different ways.
have you ever seen a muslim make fun of the bible?
#161 - darthblam (09/22/2014) [-]
It's amazing to me that whatever family or country you come from allows you to have access to the internet.
And that you use that access to try to force your standards of your belief on others.
Typical. You fucking people get upset over anything. You make death threats to animators just because they make a Muhammad joke. You don't ever hear about Christians getting upset over Jesus jokes, do you?
You are a prime example Besides of course all the groups out there that murder thousands in the name of your "peaceful" god. of why the majority of the world dislikes Islam.
Humorless, restrictive, inhuman. It's pathetic. Grow up and realize the world does not and will not revolve around your belief or respect it if you constantly try to make it.
#124 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
You missed the fact that these are Muslims teasing another Muslim. I wouldn't even say making fun of the religion because this is just an innocent prank Islam now, just as Christianity 100 years ago, is loosing up a bit (not in all regions and slowly but still) and that's perfectly fine. A religion that does not tolerate a joke in this kind of scenario is a pretty shitty religion and even close to oppression. And since Islam in essence is about peace and love as much as the next religion I don't believe Allah would be offended by this one playful joke.

Otherwise you or he should eat a Snickers.

By the way I don't get that all these gods need to be praised all the time. Are they such egocentric cunts?
User avatar #107 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
Yeah? The ones in America at least since they were removed from a humorless environment.
#72 - contrary to popular (american) belief, the worst thing that wo…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/22/2014 on rekt 0
#78 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
Then why does the Koran talk so much about killing and punishing infidels? A slap of the flip flop isn't much of a thing in the Koran at all. The 'American' version of Islam is not far from the truth.
#79 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
this prank isn't infidelity, just misguidance.
#84 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
But your religion thinks it can kill people for certain things though, right?
#125 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Christianity is basically the same Religion but at some point quite recently it got much more chilled out (well if you don't count the rednecks of course) but Islam is still at the point of being way to serious and getting butthurt by the smallest detail and yes then there are some wacko's that feel the need to go on a killing spree because "Allah commands it" or some BS like that. Allah wouldn't command killing people in his name if he's truly that great.
#129 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Then again I don't get why Allah/God would command killing others in some interpretations of the respective holy book. The deity is supposed to be almighty but somehow "infidels" are allowed to exist and he/she/it is to lazy to strike them down himself but does require constant worshipping?

It's the same with eating pig meat: why would it be fucking delicious if it is a bad act? Hint: it's not but pig meat is just relatively hard to keep fresh/safe in the dessert that's why. Same for Jehovah witness people not accepting medicine because it's against gods will. What if God does want you to take the fucking thing?
#12 - what movie is this? (i know this isn't part of it but i want t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Christopher Walken v2.0 0
User avatar #18 - DontDeleteMeAgain (09/22/2014) [-]
7 psychopaths, weird movie, but worth a watch
#65 - again, that's not the point, if they are still muslims, then t…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/22/2014 on rekt 0
#69 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
That would be funny though! The only bad things that happen if you don't pray are your peers criticizing you, ostracizing you, and in the worst cases mainly in Islam killing you.
#72 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
contrary to popular (american) belief, the worst thing that would happen is being told that's wrong, and a few slaps of the flip flops (if you already know this is wrong)
#78 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
Then why does the Koran talk so much about killing and punishing infidels? A slap of the flip flop isn't much of a thing in the Koran at all. The 'American' version of Islam is not far from the truth.
#79 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
this prank isn't infidelity, just misguidance.
#84 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
But your religion thinks it can kill people for certain things though, right?
#125 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Christianity is basically the same Religion but at some point quite recently it got much more chilled out (well if you don't count the rednecks of course) but Islam is still at the point of being way to serious and getting butthurt by the smallest detail and yes then there are some wacko's that feel the need to go on a killing spree because "Allah commands it" or some BS like that. Allah wouldn't command killing people in his name if he's truly that great.
#129 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Then again I don't get why Allah/God would command killing others in some interpretations of the respective holy book. The deity is supposed to be almighty but somehow "infidels" are allowed to exist and he/she/it is to lazy to strike them down himself but does require constant worshipping?

It's the same with eating pig meat: why would it be fucking delicious if it is a bad act? Hint: it's not but pig meat is just relatively hard to keep fresh/safe in the dessert that's why. Same for Jehovah witness people not accepting medicine because it's against gods will. What if God does want you to take the fucking thing?
#78 - we shall tell our children about the day 4chan died someday, i… 09/22/2014 on Anon explains why 8chan is... 0
#63 - well prayer in islam is not just saying "thank you" …  [+] (10 new replies) 09/22/2014 on rekt 0
#113 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
no. There are many different ways muslims do pray. Its not the one way. Else, show me in the quran where there is a detailed description of how to
#64 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
As I said before, maybe they have had enough of the religion and want to leave. In the West e poke fun at religion and all the nonsense that goes along with it, John Cleese, Bill Maher, etc , so perhaps they are just following along with that idea. No religion has any proof to support its claims yet they all think they are correct and are the 'true' followers of 'god'.
#65 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
again, that's not the point, if they are still muslims, then this is unacceptable, if they indeed left islam and they're pretending to still be muslims then start doing pranks like this, then it's douchebaggery.

Imagine an atheist walking on sunday church dressed like jesus and starts pole dancing...that'd be somewhat equivalent to this.
#69 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
That would be funny though! The only bad things that happen if you don't pray are your peers criticizing you, ostracizing you, and in the worst cases mainly in Islam killing you.
#72 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
contrary to popular (american) belief, the worst thing that would happen is being told that's wrong, and a few slaps of the flip flops (if you already know this is wrong)
#78 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
Then why does the Koran talk so much about killing and punishing infidels? A slap of the flip flop isn't much of a thing in the Koran at all. The 'American' version of Islam is not far from the truth.
#79 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
this prank isn't infidelity, just misguidance.
#84 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
But your religion thinks it can kill people for certain things though, right?
#125 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Christianity is basically the same Religion but at some point quite recently it got much more chilled out (well if you don't count the rednecks of course) but Islam is still at the point of being way to serious and getting butthurt by the smallest detail and yes then there are some wacko's that feel the need to go on a killing spree because "Allah commands it" or some BS like that. Allah wouldn't command killing people in his name if he's truly that great.
#129 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Then again I don't get why Allah/God would command killing others in some interpretations of the respective holy book. The deity is supposed to be almighty but somehow "infidels" are allowed to exist and he/she/it is to lazy to strike them down himself but does require constant worshipping?

It's the same with eating pig meat: why would it be fucking delicious if it is a bad act? Hint: it's not but pig meat is just relatively hard to keep fresh/safe in the dessert that's why. Same for Jehovah witness people not accepting medicine because it's against gods will. What if God does want you to take the fucking thing?
#59 - not in these matters.  [+] (12 new replies) 09/22/2014 on rekt -1
#60 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
How so?
#63 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
well prayer in islam is not just saying "thank you" in our own way, this is the way that all muslims pray and it's meant to be an especially spiritual activity, verses from the Qur'an are recited, and it's done in specific movements for a specific number of times depending on which prayer it is, and all worldly issues are to be set aside for the duration of the prayer.

When 2 or more people pray together, there's the Imam, usually at the front, who leads the others through the prayer, in this case it's the guy in front, the two in the back are supposed to follow him, but instead they pretended to have started praying, when in fact they wanted to "prank", which is a violation of one of the foundations of islam.
#113 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
no. There are many different ways muslims do pray. Its not the one way. Else, show me in the quran where there is a detailed description of how to
#64 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
As I said before, maybe they have had enough of the religion and want to leave. In the West e poke fun at religion and all the nonsense that goes along with it, John Cleese, Bill Maher, etc , so perhaps they are just following along with that idea. No religion has any proof to support its claims yet they all think they are correct and are the 'true' followers of 'god'.
#65 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
again, that's not the point, if they are still muslims, then this is unacceptable, if they indeed left islam and they're pretending to still be muslims then start doing pranks like this, then it's douchebaggery.

Imagine an atheist walking on sunday church dressed like jesus and starts pole dancing...that'd be somewhat equivalent to this.
#69 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
That would be funny though! The only bad things that happen if you don't pray are your peers criticizing you, ostracizing you, and in the worst cases mainly in Islam killing you.
#72 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
contrary to popular (american) belief, the worst thing that would happen is being told that's wrong, and a few slaps of the flip flops (if you already know this is wrong)
#78 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
Then why does the Koran talk so much about killing and punishing infidels? A slap of the flip flop isn't much of a thing in the Koran at all. The 'American' version of Islam is not far from the truth.
#79 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
this prank isn't infidelity, just misguidance.
#84 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
But your religion thinks it can kill people for certain things though, right?
#125 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Christianity is basically the same Religion but at some point quite recently it got much more chilled out (well if you don't count the rednecks of course) but Islam is still at the point of being way to serious and getting butthurt by the smallest detail and yes then there are some wacko's that feel the need to go on a killing spree because "Allah commands it" or some BS like that. Allah wouldn't command killing people in his name if he's truly that great.
#129 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Then again I don't get why Allah/God would command killing others in some interpretations of the respective holy book. The deity is supposed to be almighty but somehow "infidels" are allowed to exist and he/she/it is to lazy to strike them down himself but does require constant worshipping?

It's the same with eating pig meat: why would it be fucking delicious if it is a bad act? Hint: it's not but pig meat is just relatively hard to keep fresh/safe in the dessert that's why. Same for Jehovah witness people not accepting medicine because it's against gods will. What if God does want you to take the fucking thing?
#57 - that's not what i meant, i meant that if they indeed left isla…  [+] (14 new replies) 09/22/2014 on rekt +2
#58 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
It's all fun and games.
#59 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
not in these matters.
#60 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
How so?
#63 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
well prayer in islam is not just saying "thank you" in our own way, this is the way that all muslims pray and it's meant to be an especially spiritual activity, verses from the Qur'an are recited, and it's done in specific movements for a specific number of times depending on which prayer it is, and all worldly issues are to be set aside for the duration of the prayer.

When 2 or more people pray together, there's the Imam, usually at the front, who leads the others through the prayer, in this case it's the guy in front, the two in the back are supposed to follow him, but instead they pretended to have started praying, when in fact they wanted to "prank", which is a violation of one of the foundations of islam.
#113 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
no. There are many different ways muslims do pray. Its not the one way. Else, show me in the quran where there is a detailed description of how to
#64 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
As I said before, maybe they have had enough of the religion and want to leave. In the West e poke fun at religion and all the nonsense that goes along with it, John Cleese, Bill Maher, etc , so perhaps they are just following along with that idea. No religion has any proof to support its claims yet they all think they are correct and are the 'true' followers of 'god'.
#65 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
again, that's not the point, if they are still muslims, then this is unacceptable, if they indeed left islam and they're pretending to still be muslims then start doing pranks like this, then it's douchebaggery.

Imagine an atheist walking on sunday church dressed like jesus and starts pole dancing...that'd be somewhat equivalent to this.
#69 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
That would be funny though! The only bad things that happen if you don't pray are your peers criticizing you, ostracizing you, and in the worst cases mainly in Islam killing you.
#72 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
contrary to popular (american) belief, the worst thing that would happen is being told that's wrong, and a few slaps of the flip flops (if you already know this is wrong)
#78 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
Then why does the Koran talk so much about killing and punishing infidels? A slap of the flip flop isn't much of a thing in the Koran at all. The 'American' version of Islam is not far from the truth.
#79 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
this prank isn't infidelity, just misguidance.
#84 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
But your religion thinks it can kill people for certain things though, right?
#125 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Christianity is basically the same Religion but at some point quite recently it got much more chilled out (well if you don't count the rednecks of course) but Islam is still at the point of being way to serious and getting butthurt by the smallest detail and yes then there are some wacko's that feel the need to go on a killing spree because "Allah commands it" or some BS like that. Allah wouldn't command killing people in his name if he's truly that great.
#129 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Then again I don't get why Allah/God would command killing others in some interpretations of the respective holy book. The deity is supposed to be almighty but somehow "infidels" are allowed to exist and he/she/it is to lazy to strike them down himself but does require constant worshipping?

It's the same with eating pig meat: why would it be fucking delicious if it is a bad act? Hint: it's not but pig meat is just relatively hard to keep fresh/safe in the dessert that's why. Same for Jehovah witness people not accepting medicine because it's against gods will. What if God does want you to take the fucking thing?
#55 - if that's the case then they are douchebags.  [+] (16 new replies) 09/22/2014 on rekt -1
#56 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
Why would they be douchebags for leaving Islam?
#57 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
that's not what i meant, i meant that if they indeed left islam, then pretended to be praying with this guy only to "prank" him, then that makes them douchebags.
#58 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
It's all fun and games.
#59 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
not in these matters.
#60 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
How so?
#63 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
well prayer in islam is not just saying "thank you" in our own way, this is the way that all muslims pray and it's meant to be an especially spiritual activity, verses from the Qur'an are recited, and it's done in specific movements for a specific number of times depending on which prayer it is, and all worldly issues are to be set aside for the duration of the prayer.

When 2 or more people pray together, there's the Imam, usually at the front, who leads the others through the prayer, in this case it's the guy in front, the two in the back are supposed to follow him, but instead they pretended to have started praying, when in fact they wanted to "prank", which is a violation of one of the foundations of islam.
#113 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
no. There are many different ways muslims do pray. Its not the one way. Else, show me in the quran where there is a detailed description of how to
#64 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
As I said before, maybe they have had enough of the religion and want to leave. In the West e poke fun at religion and all the nonsense that goes along with it, John Cleese, Bill Maher, etc , so perhaps they are just following along with that idea. No religion has any proof to support its claims yet they all think they are correct and are the 'true' followers of 'god'.
#65 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
again, that's not the point, if they are still muslims, then this is unacceptable, if they indeed left islam and they're pretending to still be muslims then start doing pranks like this, then it's douchebaggery.

Imagine an atheist walking on sunday church dressed like jesus and starts pole dancing...that'd be somewhat equivalent to this.
#69 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
That would be funny though! The only bad things that happen if you don't pray are your peers criticizing you, ostracizing you, and in the worst cases mainly in Islam killing you.
#72 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
contrary to popular (american) belief, the worst thing that would happen is being told that's wrong, and a few slaps of the flip flops (if you already know this is wrong)
#78 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
Then why does the Koran talk so much about killing and punishing infidels? A slap of the flip flop isn't much of a thing in the Koran at all. The 'American' version of Islam is not far from the truth.
#79 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
this prank isn't infidelity, just misguidance.
#84 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
But your religion thinks it can kill people for certain things though, right?
#125 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Christianity is basically the same Religion but at some point quite recently it got much more chilled out (well if you don't count the rednecks of course) but Islam is still at the point of being way to serious and getting butthurt by the smallest detail and yes then there are some wacko's that feel the need to go on a killing spree because "Allah commands it" or some BS like that. Allah wouldn't command killing people in his name if he's truly that great.
#129 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Then again I don't get why Allah/God would command killing others in some interpretations of the respective holy book. The deity is supposed to be almighty but somehow "infidels" are allowed to exist and he/she/it is to lazy to strike them down himself but does require constant worshipping?

It's the same with eating pig meat: why would it be fucking delicious if it is a bad act? Hint: it's not but pig meat is just relatively hard to keep fresh/safe in the dessert that's why. Same for Jehovah witness people not accepting medicine because it's against gods will. What if God does want you to take the fucking thing?
#39 - i'm muslim as well btw, that's why i don't find this post funn…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/22/2014 on rekt +2
#111 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
its definitely 3-5 times. You cant just deny the fact that its not really defined in the quran how many times you have to.

Bet its not far till you join isis LOL
#51 - landerp (09/22/2014) [-]
#38 - sorry, but we don't these things as lightly as you do, not eve…  [+] (11 new replies) 09/22/2014 on rekt +2
User avatar #73 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
>not everything can be humored with

Yes, yes it can. Fuck, praying is something you do all the fucking time. If you guys won't even let your fellows have some fun with it then I feel sorry for any poor fucker who has to be a Muslim.
#74 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
i'm sorry that everything has to be prankable to you, must be a hard life not being taken seriously.
User avatar #76 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
It must be a hard life being a humorless cunt.
#77 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
everything has a time and place.
User avatar #83 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
It's just never the time for you if it pokes fun at your religion in even the most innocent way, right?
#87 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
people of different religions view and handle their religions in different ways.
have you ever seen a muslim make fun of the bible?
#161 - darthblam (09/22/2014) [-]
It's amazing to me that whatever family or country you come from allows you to have access to the internet.
And that you use that access to try to force your standards of your belief on others.
Typical. You fucking people get upset over anything. You make death threats to animators just because they make a Muhammad joke. You don't ever hear about Christians getting upset over Jesus jokes, do you?
You are a prime example Besides of course all the groups out there that murder thousands in the name of your "peaceful" god. of why the majority of the world dislikes Islam.
Humorless, restrictive, inhuman. It's pathetic. Grow up and realize the world does not and will not revolve around your belief or respect it if you constantly try to make it.
#124 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
You missed the fact that these are Muslims teasing another Muslim. I wouldn't even say making fun of the religion because this is just an innocent prank Islam now, just as Christianity 100 years ago, is loosing up a bit (not in all regions and slowly but still) and that's perfectly fine. A religion that does not tolerate a joke in this kind of scenario is a pretty shitty religion and even close to oppression. And since Islam in essence is about peace and love as much as the next religion I don't believe Allah would be offended by this one playful joke.

Otherwise you or he should eat a Snickers.

By the way I don't get that all these gods need to be praised all the time. Are they such egocentric cunts?
User avatar #107 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
Yeah? The ones in America at least since they were removed from a humorless environment.
#50 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
Have you thought that a man going into a cave 1400 years ago and claiming to speak with an angel that issues commands might require some proof before believing it?
User avatar #46 - EmoHairflip (09/22/2014) [-]
Not sure why you're getting so much flak for this. I'm atheist myself, but I've done a deal of research and I understand why this would be a problem.
I think the issue is that FJ is full of would-be-edgy fourteen year-olds that praise 4chan.

Stay strong, brother. Respect for not backing down on your beliefs. Have a good one.
#23 - the worse part is, they were supposed to be praying too.  [+] (31 new replies) 09/22/2014 on rekt -3
#48 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
Maybe they've given up the religion.
#55 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
if that's the case then they are douchebags.
#56 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
Why would they be douchebags for leaving Islam?
#57 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
that's not what i meant, i meant that if they indeed left islam, then pretended to be praying with this guy only to "prank" him, then that makes them douchebags.
#58 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
It's all fun and games.
#59 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
not in these matters.
#60 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
How so?
#63 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
well prayer in islam is not just saying "thank you" in our own way, this is the way that all muslims pray and it's meant to be an especially spiritual activity, verses from the Qur'an are recited, and it's done in specific movements for a specific number of times depending on which prayer it is, and all worldly issues are to be set aside for the duration of the prayer.

When 2 or more people pray together, there's the Imam, usually at the front, who leads the others through the prayer, in this case it's the guy in front, the two in the back are supposed to follow him, but instead they pretended to have started praying, when in fact they wanted to "prank", which is a violation of one of the foundations of islam.
#113 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
no. There are many different ways muslims do pray. Its not the one way. Else, show me in the quran where there is a detailed description of how to
#64 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
As I said before, maybe they have had enough of the religion and want to leave. In the West e poke fun at religion and all the nonsense that goes along with it, John Cleese, Bill Maher, etc , so perhaps they are just following along with that idea. No religion has any proof to support its claims yet they all think they are correct and are the 'true' followers of 'god'.
#65 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
again, that's not the point, if they are still muslims, then this is unacceptable, if they indeed left islam and they're pretending to still be muslims then start doing pranks like this, then it's douchebaggery.

Imagine an atheist walking on sunday church dressed like jesus and starts pole dancing...that'd be somewhat equivalent to this.
#69 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
That would be funny though! The only bad things that happen if you don't pray are your peers criticizing you, ostracizing you, and in the worst cases mainly in Islam killing you.
#72 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
contrary to popular (american) belief, the worst thing that would happen is being told that's wrong, and a few slaps of the flip flops (if you already know this is wrong)
#78 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
Then why does the Koran talk so much about killing and punishing infidels? A slap of the flip flop isn't much of a thing in the Koran at all. The 'American' version of Islam is not far from the truth.
#79 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
this prank isn't infidelity, just misguidance.
#84 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
But your religion thinks it can kill people for certain things though, right?
#125 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Christianity is basically the same Religion but at some point quite recently it got much more chilled out (well if you don't count the rednecks of course) but Islam is still at the point of being way to serious and getting butthurt by the smallest detail and yes then there are some wacko's that feel the need to go on a killing spree because "Allah commands it" or some BS like that. Allah wouldn't command killing people in his name if he's truly that great.
#129 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Then again I don't get why Allah/God would command killing others in some interpretations of the respective holy book. The deity is supposed to be almighty but somehow "infidels" are allowed to exist and he/she/it is to lazy to strike them down himself but does require constant worshipping?

It's the same with eating pig meat: why would it be fucking delicious if it is a bad act? Hint: it's not but pig meat is just relatively hard to keep fresh/safe in the dessert that's why. Same for Jehovah witness people not accepting medicine because it's against gods will. What if God does want you to take the fucking thing?
#24 - darthblam (09/22/2014) [-]
Get a sense of humor, pal.
#38 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
sorry, but we don't these things as lightly as you do, not everything can be humored with.
User avatar #73 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
>not everything can be humored with

Yes, yes it can. Fuck, praying is something you do all the fucking time. If you guys won't even let your fellows have some fun with it then I feel sorry for any poor fucker who has to be a Muslim.
#74 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
i'm sorry that everything has to be prankable to you, must be a hard life not being taken seriously.
User avatar #76 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
It must be a hard life being a humorless cunt.
#77 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
everything has a time and place.
User avatar #83 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
It's just never the time for you if it pokes fun at your religion in even the most innocent way, right?
#87 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
people of different religions view and handle their religions in different ways.
have you ever seen a muslim make fun of the bible?
#161 - darthblam (09/22/2014) [-]
It's amazing to me that whatever family or country you come from allows you to have access to the internet.
And that you use that access to try to force your standards of your belief on others.
Typical. You fucking people get upset over anything. You make death threats to animators just because they make a Muhammad joke. You don't ever hear about Christians getting upset over Jesus jokes, do you?
You are a prime example Besides of course all the groups out there that murder thousands in the name of your "peaceful" god. of why the majority of the world dislikes Islam.
Humorless, restrictive, inhuman. It's pathetic. Grow up and realize the world does not and will not revolve around your belief or respect it if you constantly try to make it.
#124 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
You missed the fact that these are Muslims teasing another Muslim. I wouldn't even say making fun of the religion because this is just an innocent prank Islam now, just as Christianity 100 years ago, is loosing up a bit (not in all regions and slowly but still) and that's perfectly fine. A religion that does not tolerate a joke in this kind of scenario is a pretty shitty religion and even close to oppression. And since Islam in essence is about peace and love as much as the next religion I don't believe Allah would be offended by this one playful joke.

Otherwise you or he should eat a Snickers.

By the way I don't get that all these gods need to be praised all the time. Are they such egocentric cunts?
User avatar #107 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
Yeah? The ones in America at least since they were removed from a humorless environment.
#50 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
Have you thought that a man going into a cave 1400 years ago and claiming to speak with an angel that issues commands might require some proof before believing it?
User avatar #46 - EmoHairflip (09/22/2014) [-]
Not sure why you're getting so much flak for this. I'm atheist myself, but I've done a deal of research and I understand why this would be a problem.
I think the issue is that FJ is full of would-be-edgy fourteen year-olds that praise 4chan.

Stay strong, brother. Respect for not backing down on your beliefs. Have a good one.
#22 - the guy was praying, what they did was not an "innocent p…  [+] (40 new replies) 09/22/2014 on rekt -4
User avatar #71 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
This is the fucking definition of an innocent prank. Funny and nothing was hurt and no one was injured.
User avatar #36 - lorkhan (09/22/2014) [-]
Yeah what they did was haram and a mockery towards Allah, the must be beheaded.
User avatar #32 - wallbuilder (09/22/2014) [-]
I bet you're fun at - oh, who am I kidding, nobody would invite you.
User avatar #25 - preacherQ (09/22/2014) [-]
Eeeeeeeeeeehh... Yeah, he was praying, but they have 3-5 times of mandatory formal prayer every day. It might mean something different to them from you. Given that they are ALSO part of his religion, maybe your outrage by proxy is misplaced? Sure, perhaps it was in bad taste, but welcome to every prank ever?
#39 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
i'm muslim as well btw, that's why i don't find this post funny.

and it's not 3~5 times per day, it's 5 times, no less.
#111 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
its definitely 3-5 times. You cant just deny the fact that its not really defined in the quran how many times you have to.

Bet its not far till you join isis LOL
#51 - landerp (09/22/2014) [-]
#37 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
there are exactly 5 obligatory prayers every day. Prayers are the base of Islam, so i think his opinion is reasonable.
#23 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
the worse part is, they were supposed to be praying too.
#48 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
Maybe they've given up the religion.
#55 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
if that's the case then they are douchebags.
#56 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
Why would they be douchebags for leaving Islam?
#57 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
that's not what i meant, i meant that if they indeed left islam, then pretended to be praying with this guy only to "prank" him, then that makes them douchebags.
#58 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
It's all fun and games.
#59 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
not in these matters.
#60 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
How so?
#63 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
well prayer in islam is not just saying "thank you" in our own way, this is the way that all muslims pray and it's meant to be an especially spiritual activity, verses from the Qur'an are recited, and it's done in specific movements for a specific number of times depending on which prayer it is, and all worldly issues are to be set aside for the duration of the prayer.

When 2 or more people pray together, there's the Imam, usually at the front, who leads the others through the prayer, in this case it's the guy in front, the two in the back are supposed to follow him, but instead they pretended to have started praying, when in fact they wanted to "prank", which is a violation of one of the foundations of islam.
#113 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
no. There are many different ways muslims do pray. Its not the one way. Else, show me in the quran where there is a detailed description of how to
#64 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
As I said before, maybe they have had enough of the religion and want to leave. In the West e poke fun at religion and all the nonsense that goes along with it, John Cleese, Bill Maher, etc , so perhaps they are just following along with that idea. No religion has any proof to support its claims yet they all think they are correct and are the 'true' followers of 'god'.
#65 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
again, that's not the point, if they are still muslims, then this is unacceptable, if they indeed left islam and they're pretending to still be muslims then start doing pranks like this, then it's douchebaggery.

Imagine an atheist walking on sunday church dressed like jesus and starts pole dancing...that'd be somewhat equivalent to this.
#69 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
That would be funny though! The only bad things that happen if you don't pray are your peers criticizing you, ostracizing you, and in the worst cases mainly in Islam killing you.
#72 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
contrary to popular (american) belief, the worst thing that would happen is being told that's wrong, and a few slaps of the flip flops (if you already know this is wrong)
#78 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
Then why does the Koran talk so much about killing and punishing infidels? A slap of the flip flop isn't much of a thing in the Koran at all. The 'American' version of Islam is not far from the truth.
#79 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
this prank isn't infidelity, just misguidance.
#84 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
But your religion thinks it can kill people for certain things though, right?
#125 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Christianity is basically the same Religion but at some point quite recently it got much more chilled out (well if you don't count the rednecks of course) but Islam is still at the point of being way to serious and getting butthurt by the smallest detail and yes then there are some wacko's that feel the need to go on a killing spree because "Allah commands it" or some BS like that. Allah wouldn't command killing people in his name if he's truly that great.
#129 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
Then again I don't get why Allah/God would command killing others in some interpretations of the respective holy book. The deity is supposed to be almighty but somehow "infidels" are allowed to exist and he/she/it is to lazy to strike them down himself but does require constant worshipping?

It's the same with eating pig meat: why would it be fucking delicious if it is a bad act? Hint: it's not but pig meat is just relatively hard to keep fresh/safe in the dessert that's why. Same for Jehovah witness people not accepting medicine because it's against gods will. What if God does want you to take the fucking thing?
#24 - darthblam (09/22/2014) [-]
Get a sense of humor, pal.
#38 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
sorry, but we don't these things as lightly as you do, not everything can be humored with.
User avatar #73 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
>not everything can be humored with

Yes, yes it can. Fuck, praying is something you do all the fucking time. If you guys won't even let your fellows have some fun with it then I feel sorry for any poor fucker who has to be a Muslim.
#74 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
i'm sorry that everything has to be prankable to you, must be a hard life not being taken seriously.
User avatar #76 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
It must be a hard life being a humorless cunt.
#77 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
everything has a time and place.
User avatar #83 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
It's just never the time for you if it pokes fun at your religion in even the most innocent way, right?
#87 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
people of different religions view and handle their religions in different ways.
have you ever seen a muslim make fun of the bible?
#161 - darthblam (09/22/2014) [-]
It's amazing to me that whatever family or country you come from allows you to have access to the internet.
And that you use that access to try to force your standards of your belief on others.
Typical. You fucking people get upset over anything. You make death threats to animators just because they make a Muhammad joke. You don't ever hear about Christians getting upset over Jesus jokes, do you?
You are a prime example Besides of course all the groups out there that murder thousands in the name of your "peaceful" god. of why the majority of the world dislikes Islam.
Humorless, restrictive, inhuman. It's pathetic. Grow up and realize the world does not and will not revolve around your belief or respect it if you constantly try to make it.
#124 - anonymous (09/22/2014) [-]
You missed the fact that these are Muslims teasing another Muslim. I wouldn't even say making fun of the religion because this is just an innocent prank Islam now, just as Christianity 100 years ago, is loosing up a bit (not in all regions and slowly but still) and that's perfectly fine. A religion that does not tolerate a joke in this kind of scenario is a pretty shitty religion and even close to oppression. And since Islam in essence is about peace and love as much as the next religion I don't believe Allah would be offended by this one playful joke.

Otherwise you or he should eat a Snickers.

By the way I don't get that all these gods need to be praised all the time. Are they such egocentric cunts?
User avatar #107 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
Yeah? The ones in America at least since they were removed from a humorless environment.
#50 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
Have you thought that a man going into a cave 1400 years ago and claiming to speak with an angel that issues commands might require some proof before believing it?
User avatar #46 - EmoHairflip (09/22/2014) [-]
Not sure why you're getting so much flak for this. I'm atheist myself, but I've done a deal of research and I understand why this would be a problem.
I think the issue is that FJ is full of would-be-edgy fourteen year-olds that praise 4chan.

Stay strong, brother. Respect for not backing down on your beliefs. Have a good one.

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which cunts are we talking about?
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The ones who called me butthurt, and thumbed you down too.

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