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abdullahmag

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:11/01/2010
Last Login:5/03/2015
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Highest Content Rank:#1301
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latest user's comments

#115 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2014 on Wonder what a Queen Termite... +3
#120 - carbohydrates (10/25/2014) [-]
#41 - not a very funny one, this ****** getting old  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2014 on whats that all about? 0
#42 - pringlord (10/25/2014) [-]
ok well thats your opinion man
#39 - uhm, perhaps because a black figure with a blue background won…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/25/2014 on whats that all about? 0
#40 - pringlord (10/25/2014) [-]
its a joke moron
#41 - abdullahmag (10/25/2014) [-]
not a very funny one, this shit's getting old
#42 - pringlord (10/25/2014) [-]
ok well thats your opinion man
#34 - i don't understand how americans can even taste this coffee th… 10/18/2014 on A Day in the Office 0
#43 - and this is عيش بلدي (baladi bread) 10/15/2014 on Breakfast around the world +1
#42 - this is فول مدمس (ful medames) 10/15/2014 on Breakfast around the world +1
#41 - kept eye on the Egypt breakfast being a native egyptian. D…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2014 on Breakfast around the world +1
#43 - abdullahmag (10/15/2014) [-]
and this is عيش بلدي (baladi bread)
#42 - abdullahmag (10/15/2014) [-]
this is فول مدمس (ful medames)
#5 - hot damn i miss cheez-it can't find it ANYWHERE, it just v… 10/14/2014 on The scared Cheez-it man 0
#5 - the second one looks like an Asura from Guild Wars 2 10/14/2014 on 3d tattoos 0
#63 - what if......valve deteriorates when he dies D; 10/14/2014 on Gabe prophesizes Gamergate 0
#16 - Ebola + Ecoli = Eboli  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on African Forcast +3
User avatar #17 - orava (10/13/2014) [-]
Thats so...oh god, thanks for that!
#4 - nope, nothing here. 10/10/2014 on anyone still get this error 0
#19 - alright, i gotta know....what's going on with fallout lately??  [+] (1 new reply) 09/29/2014 on Adventure 0
User avatar #22 - NeucularNINJA (09/29/2014) [-]
I've noticed FJ gets hooked on it every few months for no reason at all. I don't even like Fallout, but I will admit Fallout posts are my favorite posts
#226 - "inadiquet" 09/28/2014 on Men exploit women on a... +3
#63 - Apart from the animation and the songs (of which some weren't …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/25/2014 on Frozen +6
User avatar #78 - hudis (09/25/2014) [-]
I liked the part where Anna said foot size doesn't matter
User avatar #89 - ubermasterfaggot (09/25/2014) [-]
My favorite part was the beginning with the mountain men's song.
#50 - i prefer 1999 Hunter x Hunter 09/24/2014 on Character Development -1
#34 - LE WAAAAAAAAAAH  [+] (1 new reply) 09/23/2014 on Baby Making +1
#36 - iguanasandicecream (09/23/2014) [-]
We are too make many beautiful babies <33
#22 - awesome, no need to bathe again. 09/22/2014 on Alien Technology 0
#87 - people of different religions view and handle their religions …  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2014 on rekt 0
#161 - darthblam (09/22/2014) [-]
It's amazing to me that whatever family or country you come from allows you to have access to the internet.
And that you use that access to try to force your standards of your belief on others.
Typical. You fucking people get upset over anything. You make death threats to animators just because they make a Muhammad joke. You don't ever hear about Christians getting upset over Jesus jokes, do you?
You are a prime example Besides of course all the groups out there that murder thousands in the name of your "peaceful" god. of why the majority of the world dislikes Islam.
Humorless, restrictive, inhuman. It's pathetic. Grow up and realize the world does not and will not revolve around your belief or respect it if you constantly try to make it.
#124 - Ken M (09/22/2014) [-]
You missed the fact that these are Muslims teasing another Muslim. I wouldn't even say making fun of the religion because this is just an innocent prank Islam now, just as Christianity 100 years ago, is loosing up a bit (not in all regions and slowly but still) and that's perfectly fine. A religion that does not tolerate a joke in this kind of scenario is a pretty shitty religion and even close to oppression. And since Islam in essence is about peace and love as much as the next religion I don't believe Allah would be offended by this one playful joke.

Otherwise you or he should eat a Snickers.

By the way I don't get that all these gods need to be praised all the time. Are they such egocentric cunts?
User avatar #107 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
Yeah? The ones in America at least since they were removed from a humorless environment.
#79 - this prank isn't infidelity, just misguidance.  [+] (3 new replies) 09/22/2014 on rekt 0
#84 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
But your religion thinks it can kill people for certain things though, right?
#125 - Ken M (09/22/2014) [-]
Christianity is basically the same Religion but at some point quite recently it got much more chilled out (well if you don't count the rednecks of course) but Islam is still at the point of being way to serious and getting butthurt by the smallest detail and yes then there are some wacko's that feel the need to go on a killing spree because "Allah commands it" or some BS like that. Allah wouldn't command killing people in his name if he's truly that great.
#129 - Ken M (09/22/2014) [-]
Then again I don't get why Allah/God would command killing others in some interpretations of the respective holy book. The deity is supposed to be almighty but somehow "infidels" are allowed to exist and he/she/it is to lazy to strike them down himself but does require constant worshipping?

It's the same with eating pig meat: why would it be fucking delicious if it is a bad act? Hint: it's not but pig meat is just relatively hard to keep fresh/safe in the dessert that's why. Same for Jehovah witness people not accepting medicine because it's against gods will. What if God does want you to take the fucking thing?
#77 - everything has a time and place.  [+] (5 new replies) 09/22/2014 on rekt -1
User avatar #83 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
It's just never the time for you if it pokes fun at your religion in even the most innocent way, right?
#87 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
people of different religions view and handle their religions in different ways.
have you ever seen a muslim make fun of the bible?
#161 - darthblam (09/22/2014) [-]
It's amazing to me that whatever family or country you come from allows you to have access to the internet.
And that you use that access to try to force your standards of your belief on others.
Typical. You fucking people get upset over anything. You make death threats to animators just because they make a Muhammad joke. You don't ever hear about Christians getting upset over Jesus jokes, do you?
You are a prime example Besides of course all the groups out there that murder thousands in the name of your "peaceful" god. of why the majority of the world dislikes Islam.
Humorless, restrictive, inhuman. It's pathetic. Grow up and realize the world does not and will not revolve around your belief or respect it if you constantly try to make it.
#124 - Ken M (09/22/2014) [-]
You missed the fact that these are Muslims teasing another Muslim. I wouldn't even say making fun of the religion because this is just an innocent prank Islam now, just as Christianity 100 years ago, is loosing up a bit (not in all regions and slowly but still) and that's perfectly fine. A religion that does not tolerate a joke in this kind of scenario is a pretty shitty religion and even close to oppression. And since Islam in essence is about peace and love as much as the next religion I don't believe Allah would be offended by this one playful joke.

Otherwise you or he should eat a Snickers.

By the way I don't get that all these gods need to be praised all the time. Are they such egocentric cunts?
User avatar #107 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
Yeah? The ones in America at least since they were removed from a humorless environment.
#74 - i'm sorry that everything has to be prankable to you, must be …  [+] (7 new replies) 09/22/2014 on rekt -1
User avatar #76 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
It must be a hard life being a humorless cunt.
#77 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
everything has a time and place.
User avatar #83 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
It's just never the time for you if it pokes fun at your religion in even the most innocent way, right?
#87 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
people of different religions view and handle their religions in different ways.
have you ever seen a muslim make fun of the bible?
#161 - darthblam (09/22/2014) [-]
It's amazing to me that whatever family or country you come from allows you to have access to the internet.
And that you use that access to try to force your standards of your belief on others.
Typical. You fucking people get upset over anything. You make death threats to animators just because they make a Muhammad joke. You don't ever hear about Christians getting upset over Jesus jokes, do you?
You are a prime example Besides of course all the groups out there that murder thousands in the name of your "peaceful" god. of why the majority of the world dislikes Islam.
Humorless, restrictive, inhuman. It's pathetic. Grow up and realize the world does not and will not revolve around your belief or respect it if you constantly try to make it.
#124 - Ken M (09/22/2014) [-]
You missed the fact that these are Muslims teasing another Muslim. I wouldn't even say making fun of the religion because this is just an innocent prank Islam now, just as Christianity 100 years ago, is loosing up a bit (not in all regions and slowly but still) and that's perfectly fine. A religion that does not tolerate a joke in this kind of scenario is a pretty shitty religion and even close to oppression. And since Islam in essence is about peace and love as much as the next religion I don't believe Allah would be offended by this one playful joke.

Otherwise you or he should eat a Snickers.

By the way I don't get that all these gods need to be praised all the time. Are they such egocentric cunts?
User avatar #107 - nigeltheoutlaw (09/22/2014) [-]
Yeah? The ones in America at least since they were removed from a humorless environment.
#72 - contrary to popular (american) belief, the worst thing that wo…  [+] (5 new replies) 09/22/2014 on rekt 0
#78 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
Then why does the Koran talk so much about killing and punishing infidels? A slap of the flip flop isn't much of a thing in the Koran at all. The 'American' version of Islam is not far from the truth.
#79 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
this prank isn't infidelity, just misguidance.
#84 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
But your religion thinks it can kill people for certain things though, right?
#125 - Ken M (09/22/2014) [-]
Christianity is basically the same Religion but at some point quite recently it got much more chilled out (well if you don't count the rednecks of course) but Islam is still at the point of being way to serious and getting butthurt by the smallest detail and yes then there are some wacko's that feel the need to go on a killing spree because "Allah commands it" or some BS like that. Allah wouldn't command killing people in his name if he's truly that great.
#129 - Ken M (09/22/2014) [-]
Then again I don't get why Allah/God would command killing others in some interpretations of the respective holy book. The deity is supposed to be almighty but somehow "infidels" are allowed to exist and he/she/it is to lazy to strike them down himself but does require constant worshipping?

It's the same with eating pig meat: why would it be fucking delicious if it is a bad act? Hint: it's not but pig meat is just relatively hard to keep fresh/safe in the dessert that's why. Same for Jehovah witness people not accepting medicine because it's against gods will. What if God does want you to take the fucking thing?
#12 - what movie is this? (i know this isn't part of it but i want t…  [+] (1 new reply) 09/22/2014 on Christopher Walken v2.0 0
User avatar #18 - DontDeleteMeAgain (09/22/2014) [-]
7 psychopaths, weird movie, but worth a watch
#65 - again, that's not the point, if they are still muslims, then t…  [+] (7 new replies) 09/22/2014 on rekt 0
#69 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
That would be funny though! The only bad things that happen if you don't pray are your peers criticizing you, ostracizing you, and in the worst cases mainly in Islam killing you.
#72 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
contrary to popular (american) belief, the worst thing that would happen is being told that's wrong, and a few slaps of the flip flops (if you already know this is wrong)
#78 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
Then why does the Koran talk so much about killing and punishing infidels? A slap of the flip flop isn't much of a thing in the Koran at all. The 'American' version of Islam is not far from the truth.
#79 - abdullahmag (09/22/2014) [-]
this prank isn't infidelity, just misguidance.
#84 - popeflatus (09/22/2014) [-]
But your religion thinks it can kill people for certain things though, right?
#125 - Ken M (09/22/2014) [-]
Christianity is basically the same Religion but at some point quite recently it got much more chilled out (well if you don't count the rednecks of course) but Islam is still at the point of being way to serious and getting butthurt by the smallest detail and yes then there are some wacko's that feel the need to go on a killing spree because "Allah commands it" or some BS like that. Allah wouldn't command killing people in his name if he's truly that great.
#129 - Ken M (09/22/2014) [-]
Then again I don't get why Allah/God would command killing others in some interpretations of the respective holy book. The deity is supposed to be almighty but somehow "infidels" are allowed to exist and he/she/it is to lazy to strike them down himself but does require constant worshipping?

It's the same with eating pig meat: why would it be fucking delicious if it is a bad act? Hint: it's not but pig meat is just relatively hard to keep fresh/safe in the dessert that's why. Same for Jehovah witness people not accepting medicine because it's against gods will. What if God does want you to take the fucking thing?

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What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #32 - ariusbrightwing (04/29/2013) [-]
Just ignore them, they're cunts.
#33 to #32 - abdullahmag (04/29/2013) [-]
which cunts are we talking about?
User avatar #34 to #33 - ariusbrightwing (04/29/2013) [-]
The ones who called me butthurt, and thumbed you down too.

Your opinion was pretty much equal to everyone's standards, and they still managed to thumb you down.
#35 to #34 - abdullahmag (04/29/2013) [-]
aaah, the fishing and hunting thing.
#37 to #36 - abdullahmag (04/29/2013) [-]
i'm not worried about them, they're not gonna change anything :)
#29 - butiloveu (08/13/2012) [-]
hfw he logs in
hfw he logs in
#30 to #29 - abdullahmag (08/13/2012) [-]
i've been here for 4 hours ^.^

i hardly give a **** .
User avatar #28 - jewpiter ONLINE (08/13/2012) [-]
#27 - strongsauce (08/13/2012) [-]
you are what you see
you are what you see
#25 - avyon (08/13/2012) [-]
YFW you see the comments on your user page.
User avatar #24 - mikorv (08/13/2012) [-]
Hi, i'm here just to let you know that you are the ******* ****** .
User avatar #22 - ascarecrow (08/13/2012) [-]
I just wanted to let you know, you're a ****** .
#21 - xdemonxfirex (08/13/2012) [-]
By the law of the internet you sir are a ******
User avatar #15 - zasferta (08/13/2012) [-]
Sup *****
#14 - Ken M (08/13/2012) [-]
Just wanted to remind you....





You're a ******
#12 - dafuqisdisshit ONLINE (08/13/2012) [-]
HELLO ******
#10 - Ken M (08/13/2012) [-]
Just dropped by to tell you that you are a ****** , and i seem to be the 10th person to say that where is my prize?
#9 - Ken M (08/13/2012) [-]
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