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Date Signed Up:11/01/2010
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#25 - i'm muslim, and from what i've heard about the new pope so far… 11/25/2013 on the prophecy is a clever... -1
#37 - it's funny how the role of the devil is so different in differ… 11/21/2013 on Satan 0
#34 - why did she stretch her panties that high?? 11/20/2013 on Achy Breaky Heart 0
#16 - i've always wondered, don't his balls hurt from hitting the fl…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/19/2013 on Trolling +32
#34 - konradkurze (11/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #27 - metalmind (11/19/2013) [-]
I'm guessing he wears protection.
#29 - Picture 11/18/2013 on I ruined it +1
#71 - put* 11/17/2013 on Awkward family photos 0
#70 - mfw i realized she pet her boobs in boob socks  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2013 on Awkward family photos +1
#71 - abdullahmag (11/17/2013) [-]
put*
#51 - is this new killzone any good?, or shall i continue playing Ki… 11/15/2013 on My PS4 isn't working. 0
#48 - hover car. and what should the driver do then?  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on Pump the plane 0
#50 - paranoidzoid (11/13/2013) [-]
try to decelerate
#41 - what's hydroplane?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/13/2013 on Pump the plane 0
#46 - paranoidzoid (11/13/2013) [-]
it's when a car goes over a huge puddle of water really fast so the wheels don't touch the ground
#48 - abdullahmag (11/13/2013) [-]
hover car.
and what should the driver do then?
#50 - paranoidzoid (11/13/2013) [-]
try to decelerate
#188 - oh yes they have. i must ask, do you feel the same about a… 11/13/2013 on Sorry for my honesty. 0
#6 - share? 11/12/2013 on who wouldnt? +12
#9 - wait, i wanted to see what happens when the other person comes…  [+] (6 new replies) 11/12/2013 on mugging gone wrong +15
User avatar #12 - sinery (11/12/2013) [-]
Vicious dual rape.
Whom could have a thought she had a dick.
User avatar #13 - Maroon (11/12/2013) [-]
who not whom
User avatar #14 - sinery (11/12/2013) [-]
Actually the grammatical error is that I used a period instead of a question mark.
User avatar #15 - Maroon (11/12/2013) [-]
I wasn't trying to grammar nazi you. I just thought you might like to know because if you said that irl to sound smart, it would earn you condescending looks. Whom is used for the object of a preposition (to or for whom).
User avatar #16 - sinery (11/12/2013) [-]
I'm just stuck in my ways of perceiving rape victims as objects rather than subjects.
Makes things easier.
User avatar #17 - Maroon (11/12/2013) [-]
...
Object of a preposition is a grammatical term. I'm not saying whom is used for actual objects.
#122 - as for the sneezing one, i find that pressing on the tip of my… 11/12/2013 on Time for some OC RP 0
#120 - it's easier to put ping pong balls in hot water than over a lighter.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/12/2013 on Time for some OC RP 0
#122 - abdullahmag (11/12/2013) [-]
as for the sneezing one, i find that pressing on the tip of my nose works much better.
#61 - did you squish it with your car? 11/12/2013 on What the fuck is that +1
#31 - as a citizen of the continent of Africa, i strongly object. 11/10/2013 on Why not? 0
#8 - it starts spraying after you've pressed for at least 15 minute… 11/10/2013 on middle east +1
#88 - "zarf" coincidentally is very similar to the arabic …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/10/2013 on Useless facts/ random... 0
User avatar #106 - straightbusta (11/10/2013) [-]
Fuck, you beat me to it.
#41 - is it true that PSN online multiplayer services going to be fo…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/09/2013 on Scumbag Playstation 4 +1
User avatar #87 - racrox (11/09/2013) [-]
Reposting my comment from yesterday.

Sort of, you now need PS+ to play certain games online, its up to the dev to decide whether or not.

But the other thing is PS+ basically pays for itself right away, as it's only $50 for a year and you get Drive Club (which is a $60 Launch Title) and some other indie games for free, plus more free stuff every month. I think it was calculated that last year PS+ gave out about $1000 in savings and free stuff.
User avatar #69 - fistoftheaxis (11/09/2013) [-]
Yes. They're making it mandatory.
#80 - well, that's the point, it's a german car with a german name. 11/08/2013 on volkswagen 0
#9 - industrial metal  [+] (5 new replies) 11/07/2013 on All the Metal 0
User avatar #13 - rulebysecrecy (11/08/2013) [-]
tool, mo' fugga. ye
User avatar #14 - jordoguy (11/08/2013) [-]
More like Rammstein
User avatar #15 - rulebysecrecy (11/08/2013) [-]
yee rammstein is good shit too
#16 - jordoguy (11/08/2013) [-]
You may like this
User avatar #17 - rulebysecrecy (11/08/2013) [-]
yeah, fuck thats pretty cool
#20 - i hate how everyone just pronounces it as "volx wagon&quo…  [+] (21 new replies) 11/07/2013 on volkswagen -39
User avatar #54 - thegrimreaver (11/08/2013) [-]
It's a soft 'V', but it's still a v.
User avatar #38 - yodaddysofat (11/08/2013) [-]
I pronounce it "car"
User avatar #37 - gedmpbass (11/08/2013) [-]
I own one and the VW community commonly refers to them as Vee Dubs. Its all accent based when pronouncing the full name. Much like Porsche, Por-sha, or Porsh...
User avatar #63 - yuukoku (11/08/2013) [-]
**yuukoku rolls 57** check my Vee Dubs...
#39 - disturbedmaster (11/08/2013) [-]
volkswagen actually OWNS porsche, audi, seat, skoda, bently, bugatti, lamborghini, ducati, scania, and MAN.
the last two are european freight truck companies

User avatar #40 - gedmpbass (11/08/2013) [-]
I was long aware of that, thanks though...
#41 - disturbedmaster (11/08/2013) [-]
haha was just sayin. i think i should post that wit the other jack ass comments saying fuck volkswagen ect
then ask how they feel about the OTHER GREAT cars made by volkswagenAG
User avatar #42 - gedmpbass (11/08/2013) [-]
I agree, VW is a very respectable company, literally an automobile mogul in Europe. Most people agree VWs have the best quality interiors for the money. I kinda hurts me to see that Mk3 get its jaw ripped off in the content.
#51 - nicknb (11/08/2013) [-]
the only reason i dont buy vw is because with the audi version of the same car you can get a quattro (all wheel drive) and why buy one when i can get the exact car only better for a just a bit more
User avatar #52 - gedmpbass (11/08/2013) [-]
Fair point, Audi is to VW like Lexus is to Toyota
#53 - nicknb (11/08/2013) [-]
i run a small shop and repair lots of European vehicles and i have been sold on audis quality and longevity we have one that's pushing about 320 thousand miles and once i went to an all wheel drive car i now refuse to go back with the exception of some sports cars that are just plain fun
#49 - disturbedmaster (11/08/2013) [-]
funny thing is that video/gif is staged it was pre cut so it would tear our in one piece so i just think of it as a hey this ass hole just ruined a GREAT car

#35 - BloodyTurds (11/08/2013) [-]
I always say Volk Swaggin
#29 - alexhill (11/08/2013) [-]
And I hate people like you
User avatar #23 - arrowhead (11/08/2013) [-]
In Germany, yes. Not in English speaking countries though.
#80 - abdullahmag (11/08/2013) [-]
well, that's the point, it's a german car with a german name.
User avatar #73 - thalfak (11/08/2013) [-]
Well Volk (German) = Folk (English), so why not say Folkswagen in English anyway?
User avatar #83 - arrowhead (11/08/2013) [-]
Because then you'd have to spell it Folkswagon instead of Volkswagon for American idiots to understand how to say it
User avatar #84 - thalfak (11/08/2013) [-]
Well in Germany they pronounce it Folkswagen since V is pronounced as F, but I guess the average American idiot is going to fail to understand anyway
User avatar #85 - arrowhead (11/08/2013) [-]
No, most American's understand that things are pronounced differently in other countries, but they all assume that since it's in America, it's pronounced as though it originated in America. If they saw water in German spelling as "wasser" they would pronounce it just as it's spelled, not as "vasser", because it would be in America, not Germany
User avatar #86 - thalfak (11/08/2013) [-]
Indeed. But a think I dislike about Germany, a lot of the places I went once I had a vacation there, barely anyone spoke English. It was horrible especially since I really only understand German and not speak it...
#10 - moist owlets, they feel so GLOOOOORIOUS, on my sweet ass 11/07/2013 on So Moist +3
#32 - extra credits is so fantastic. 11/07/2013 on why not just use a regular... 0

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User avatar #32 - ariusbrightwing (04/29/2013) [-]
Just ignore them, they're ***** .
#33 to #32 - abdullahmag (04/29/2013) [-]
which ***** are we talking about?
User avatar #34 to #33 - ariusbrightwing (04/29/2013) [-]
The ones who called me butthurt, and thumbed you down too.

Your opinion was pretty much equal to everyone's standards, and they still managed to thumb you down.
#35 to #34 - abdullahmag (04/29/2013) [-]
aaah, the fishing and hunting thing.
#37 to #36 - abdullahmag (04/29/2013) [-]
i'm not worried about them, they're not gonna change anything :)
#29 - butiloveu (08/13/2012) [-]
hfw he logs in
hfw he logs in
#30 to #29 - abdullahmag (08/13/2012) [-]
i've been here for 4 hours ^.^

i hardly give a **** .
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#25 - avyon (08/13/2012) [-]
YFW you see the comments on your user page.
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By the law of the internet you sir are a ******
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NIGGRO
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Just dropped by to tell you that you are a ****** , and i seem to be the 10th person to say that where is my prize?
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