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Date Signed Up:11/01/2010
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#80 - well, that's the point, it's a german car with a german name. 11/08/2013 on volkswagen 0
#9 - industrial metal  [+] (5 new replies) 11/07/2013 on All the Metal 0
User avatar #13 - rulebysecrecy (11/08/2013) [-]
tool, mo' fugga. ye
User avatar #14 - jordoguy (11/08/2013) [-]
More like Rammstein
User avatar #15 - rulebysecrecy (11/08/2013) [-]
yee rammstein is good shit too
#16 - jordoguy (11/08/2013) [-]
You may like this
User avatar #17 - rulebysecrecy (11/08/2013) [-]
yeah, fuck thats pretty cool
#20 - i hate how everyone just pronounces it as "volx wagon&quo…  [+] (21 new replies) 11/07/2013 on volkswagen -39
User avatar #54 - thegrimreaver (11/08/2013) [-]
It's a soft 'V', but it's still a v.
User avatar #38 - yodaddysofat (11/08/2013) [-]
I pronounce it "car"
User avatar #37 - gedmpbass (11/08/2013) [-]
I own one and the VW community commonly refers to them as Vee Dubs. Its all accent based when pronouncing the full name. Much like Porsche, Por-sha, or Porsh...
User avatar #63 - yuukoku (11/08/2013) [-]
**yuukoku rolls 57** check my Vee Dubs...
#39 - disturbedmaster (11/08/2013) [-]
volkswagen actually OWNS porsche, audi, seat, skoda, bently, bugatti, lamborghini, ducati, scania, and MAN.
the last two are european freight truck companies

User avatar #40 - gedmpbass (11/08/2013) [-]
I was long aware of that, thanks though...
#41 - disturbedmaster (11/08/2013) [-]
haha was just sayin. i think i should post that wit the other jack ass comments saying fuck volkswagen ect
then ask how they feel about the OTHER GREAT cars made by volkswagenAG
User avatar #42 - gedmpbass (11/08/2013) [-]
I agree, VW is a very respectable company, literally an automobile mogul in Europe. Most people agree VWs have the best quality interiors for the money. I kinda hurts me to see that Mk3 get its jaw ripped off in the content.
#51 - nicknb (11/08/2013) [-]
the only reason i dont buy vw is because with the audi version of the same car you can get a quattro (all wheel drive) and why buy one when i can get the exact car only better for a just a bit more
User avatar #52 - gedmpbass (11/08/2013) [-]
Fair point, Audi is to VW like Lexus is to Toyota
#53 - nicknb (11/08/2013) [-]
i run a small shop and repair lots of European vehicles and i have been sold on audis quality and longevity we have one that's pushing about 320 thousand miles and once i went to an all wheel drive car i now refuse to go back with the exception of some sports cars that are just plain fun
#49 - disturbedmaster (11/08/2013) [-]
funny thing is that video/gif is staged it was pre cut so it would tear our in one piece so i just think of it as a hey this ass hole just ruined a GREAT car

#35 - BloodyTurds (11/08/2013) [-]
I always say Volk Swaggin
#29 - alexhill (11/08/2013) [-]
And I hate people like you
User avatar #23 - arrowhead (11/08/2013) [-]
In Germany, yes. Not in English speaking countries though.
#80 - abdullahmag (11/08/2013) [-]
well, that's the point, it's a german car with a german name.
User avatar #73 - thalfak (11/08/2013) [-]
Well Volk (German) = Folk (English), so why not say Folkswagen in English anyway?
User avatar #83 - arrowhead (11/08/2013) [-]
Because then you'd have to spell it Folkswagon instead of Volkswagon for American idiots to understand how to say it
User avatar #84 - thalfak (11/08/2013) [-]
Well in Germany they pronounce it Folkswagen since V is pronounced as F, but I guess the average American idiot is going to fail to understand anyway
User avatar #85 - arrowhead (11/08/2013) [-]
No, most American's understand that things are pronounced differently in other countries, but they all assume that since it's in America, it's pronounced as though it originated in America. If they saw water in German spelling as "wasser" they would pronounce it just as it's spelled, not as "vasser", because it would be in America, not Germany
User avatar #86 - thalfak (11/08/2013) [-]
Indeed. But a think I dislike about Germany, a lot of the places I went once I had a vacation there, barely anyone spoke English. It was horrible especially since I really only understand German and not speak it...
#10 - moist owlets, they feel so GLOOOOORIOUS, on my sweet ass 11/07/2013 on So Moist +3
#32 - extra credits is so fantastic. 11/07/2013 on why not just use a regular... 0
#28 - how about i put a collar around your neck at all times, it's n… 11/06/2013 on Real life Tom and Jerry -2
#17 - the other day i was a pet shop, and there was a cage with a bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2013 on Real life Tom and Jerry -1
#20 - veryuniquename (11/06/2013) [-]
Maybe that one had been sold so they put a collar on it to identify it.
#15 - in that case it is acceptable, but i've seen SO MANY PEOPLE wi…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Real life Tom and Jerry 0
#17 - abdullahmag (11/06/2013) [-]
the other day i was a pet shop, and there was a cage with a bunch of kittens (probably from the same mother), one of them had a collar.

Now, why the fuck would a kitten, which shouldn't be separated from its mother at this age anyway, have a collar?
#20 - veryuniquename (11/06/2013) [-]
Maybe that one had been sold so they put a collar on it to identify it.
User avatar #16 - sixfivefourtwoone (11/06/2013) [-]
I always put one on mine because we had to constantly open the door to let the dogs out, cats are small and quick so sometimes we didn't even notice them leaving the house. Had someone return our cat because it was crashing at their house once when we put the collar on her.
#219 - Picture 11/06/2013 on I had 99 Movies 0
#218 - **abdullahmag rolls 51**  [+] (1 new reply) 11/06/2013 on I had 99 Movies 0
#219 - abdullahmag (11/06/2013) [-]
#10 - GIF MOVES TOO ******* FAST. 11/06/2013 on Public Transport 0
#8 - remind me of this  [+] (9 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Pencil Spinning Level:... +95
User avatar #68 - ieatsand (11/06/2013) [-]
All the people who favourited this, hoping that by watching it enough they could do it
#66 - output (11/06/2013) [-]
dem some hairy arms
#29 - bonlino (11/06/2013) [-]
fuck me. that dude is smooth with pens if i ever saw it.
#53 - ianmcgunny (11/06/2013) [-]
You could say he is handy
User avatar #20 - lordbyronxiv (11/06/2013) [-]
I heard he fingered a girl once..
User avatar #23 - buttlord (11/06/2013) [-]
did she died?
User avatar #46 - necrophyxia (11/06/2013) [-]
Yes... from dehydration

You do the math
User avatar #47 - buttlord (11/06/2013) [-]
dayum...........
#41 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/06/2013) [-]
No, but he accidentally her legs. Both of them.
#18 - it's all about contrast, savory and sweet enhance each other w… 11/06/2013 on What? 0
#11 - isn't 0 technically not a "number"? it's more of…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/06/2013 on The best kind of correct 0
User avatar #26 - anonymoose (11/06/2013) [-]
0 is classified as an Integer number. It's freaky shit, but still a number.
User avatar #20 - koobzacc (11/06/2013) [-]
although some say 0 is a whole number but these people need to figure out what the point of the phrase "whole number" is if we can't agree on a definition
User avatar #19 - koobzacc (11/06/2013) [-]
0 is an real, rational, natural integer. It is not a whole number.

0 doesn't fill in the gaps, it just gives the 1 a new place to stand to signify we have reached the limit of the previous digits
#9 - i secretly loathe people who put collars on cats.  [+] (13 new replies) 11/06/2013 on Real life Tom and Jerry +1
User avatar #126 - luluwho (11/06/2013) [-]
It's microchips now, no need for collar
User avatar #108 - Lintutu (11/06/2013) [-]
Why? A collar could save their life, much like a dog. If people think it's just a stray they might try to kill it (there are some real sickos out there) or something
User avatar #58 - instakill (11/06/2013) [-]
your cat can get out of the house, weather it be that they sneak out an open window, a guest leaves a door cracked a second too long, anything, this helps make sure that people can identify your cat, which really helps if animal control picks them up, they can contact you to come get them rather than having your cat put in with all the strays
User avatar #35 - nyxeos (11/06/2013) [-]
As people have said, it's so the cat can be identified, at least as not stray, even if it doesn't have tags. And people do wear collars all the time, both in the sense of necklaces and in the sense of actual dog collars. If you wear something all the time, like glasses, you eventually don't notice you're wearing it. Plus, just because you don't want your cat to go outside doesn't mean it will never get outside. As for the kitten, it's better to start them at a younger age, because then it's easier for them to become used to it.
#79 - lolabunny (11/06/2013) [-]
We don't put collars on out cats, they're really active and climb trees and go through fences and stuff a lot and we've always been worried that they might accidentally get themselves caught and hurt.
#19 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/06/2013) [-]
cept if council sees it as a stray then they take it to the pound...?

not like its fucking choking it
#28 - abdullahmag (11/06/2013) [-]
how about i put a collar around your neck at all times, it's not like it's choking you.
User avatar #14 - sixfivefourtwoone (11/06/2013) [-]
Collars and tags help keep your cat from being stolen if it isn't box trained or just enjoys being outside.
#15 - abdullahmag (11/06/2013) [-]
in that case it is acceptable, but i've seen SO MANY PEOPLE with cats that don't go outside, and yet, they have collars.
#17 - abdullahmag (11/06/2013) [-]
the other day i was a pet shop, and there was a cage with a bunch of kittens (probably from the same mother), one of them had a collar.

Now, why the fuck would a kitten, which shouldn't be separated from its mother at this age anyway, have a collar?
#20 - veryuniquename (11/06/2013) [-]
Maybe that one had been sold so they put a collar on it to identify it.
User avatar #16 - sixfivefourtwoone (11/06/2013) [-]
I always put one on mine because we had to constantly open the door to let the dogs out, cats are small and quick so sometimes we didn't even notice them leaving the house. Had someone return our cat because it was crashing at their house once when we put the collar on her.
#13 - cakecake (11/06/2013) [-]
well if the cat spends a frequent amount of time outside, people will know it isn't wild. i guess.
#29 - look, the only 2 skins i really care about are the "ghost… 11/06/2013 on mfw legacy skins 0
#36 - so you're saying ignorance is bliss, unless you're a **…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/06/2013 on catchy title +1
User avatar #38 - thewowpimp (11/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, I think the trouble is people are standing on a few books and assume it's alot.

I mean, yeah, the world is an impossible piece of shit, but that doesn't make chilli cheese fries taste any worse.

You just gotta know how bad the world REALLY is and not care. Oh, and sex. Sex has been confirmed for still being great to nihilists.
User avatar #55 - krobeles (11/06/2013) [-]
You're useing a computer in what i assume to be a cozy in-doors place with your fat ass firmly seated in a semi-comftable chair, and you know what chilli cheese fries taste like.

Explain to me in stark detail, just how the world is "an impossible piece of shit"...
User avatar #125 - thewowpimp (11/06/2013) [-]
I was meaning about all the learned nihilism shit.

Africa, AIDS, warfare, etc. And even then the world itself is meaningless because everything could end at any moment. Knowing about shit means you know more about all the ten billion things that can kill you in a microsecond.

You just gotta learn to relax. Let the planet dissolve around you. The 'Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy' series is a good look at this idea.
User avatar #47 - herebemonstars (11/06/2013) [-]
Thanks man now i want Chilli Fries
#146 - having never to have played zelda, i thought this was going to… 11/06/2013 on Sheer badassery 0
#17 - i think that's the Philippines 11/04/2013 on Kids do the funniest things -1
#854 - planetside 2 and world of tanks?? so essentially battlefield 11/04/2013 on description 0
#249 - was it a 360 no scope high five? 11/04/2013 on Modern-Battle War-Field 7 +1
#39 - i can imagine it now, the bored draugr sitting there, stacking… 11/01/2013 on this is pretty impressive. +1
#346 - ._. 11/01/2013 on Roll game. 0
#345 - **abdullahmag rolls 90**  [+] (1 new reply) 11/01/2013 on Roll game. 0
#346 - abdullahmag (11/01/2013) [-]
._.
#19 - Picture 11/01/2013 on Canadians according to Japan 0

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User avatar #32 - ariusbrightwing (04/29/2013) [-]
Just ignore them, they're cunts.
#33 to #32 - abdullahmag (04/29/2013) [-]
which cunts are we talking about?
User avatar #34 to #33 - ariusbrightwing (04/29/2013) [-]
The ones who called me butthurt, and thumbed you down too.

Your opinion was pretty much equal to everyone's standards, and they still managed to thumb you down.
#35 to #34 - abdullahmag (04/29/2013) [-]
aaah, the fishing and hunting thing.
#37 to #36 - abdullahmag (04/29/2013) [-]
i'm not worried about them, they're not gonna change anything :)
#29 - butiloveu (08/13/2012) [-]
hfw he logs in
hfw he logs in
#30 to #29 - abdullahmag (08/13/2012) [-]
i've been here for 4 hours ^.^

i hardly give a **** .
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you are what you see
you are what you see
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YFW you see the comments on your user page.
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Just dropped by to tell you that you are a ****** , and i seem to be the 10th person to say that where is my prize?
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